Hello Kitty Blow Light

There is weird Hello Kitty stuff, and then there is weird Hello Kitty stuff. This is one of the strangest I’ve come across sent in by HK-S&M. It’s the Hello Kitty blow light and if you’re into weird sex toys, this is the one for you.

Hello Kitty blow light sex toy

Since this is a somewhat family friendly site, I’m not going to go into the gory details of how this works, but you can use your imagination. This was a Xmas gift sent out by Sanrio to sex shops across Japan this past year. Hello Kitty is a Santa and on the bottom there is a strategically placed opening for men to use…and on completion of their deed, there is a chemical reaction that lights up the figure to let everyone know you’re done and it has been used (I know, that’s probably more description than you wanted to know…it certainly was way more than I ever wanted to find out…)

The direction of use is printed on the back, but again, they aren’t really family friendly diagrams. If you want to see them, you can see them here (warning, they are adult oriented and not safe for work)

Only in Japan would they come up with something Hello Kitty like this and it brings my fear in Hello Kitty Hell to an entire new level of what photos might show up in my email next…

24 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Blow Light

  1. Uhm… Why would you want to make love to a Hello Kitty figurine? Er.. I mean.. Why wouldn’t you………. that’s so….. odd and disgusting….. ew.

  2. I am now dying to know what the wife’s reaction to this product is. Would it go against the Hello Kitty way in the same way that the gun does (“Hello Kitty doesn’t get laid!)?

  3. Hahaha, best thing ever. I’d probably use it as an x-mas light.. Which is what i thought it was in the first place. Doubt my boyfriend would enjoy.

    Oh the foolery.
    I love it.
    It’s more concealed than those ‘flashlights’ anyway..

  4. Sadly, I too have a significant other that is oddly attached to hello kitty. My girlfriend cant get enough of the white devil and is begging me to email you about the “Hello Kitty Converse Sneakers”.

    If you could help me out I’de appreciate it/dislike you. Thank you

  5. although i am a big hk fan, i still love reading all your blogs and think theyre all hilarious. and i definitely feel bad for you haha

    but anyways….the sneakers???

  6. omg lol
    (it just keeps getting better)
    I’m picturing hordes of whining HK fanatics screaming and crying fort days over the apparent lack of a link to those damn sneakers!!
    you sir, are an evil genius

  7. This guy totally sucks, he’s a liar and will never tell us where to find HK stuff. So we can all move on and forget about him.

  8. Hahahaha! Oh my lord, that is so funny! I also find Hello Kitty to be incomprehensible, but I don’t have quite the allergy you seem to have. But this pingback to here? Brilliant. *still laughing*

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