Hello Kitty Batman Tattoo

In keeping with the superhero theme, my wife had this tattoo emailed to her in her continued search for the perfect Hello Kitty tattoo for herself.

(Photo removed on request)

While I think Hello Kitty tattoos are wrong in general and anyone who ever considers getting one should have to do so with the Hello Kitty Vibrator Tattoo Gun Mod, having my wife consider one placed in that particular area of her body would be a Hello Kitty Hell disaster. It’s bad enough that I have to find Hello Kitty underneath the first layer of clothing, but to have her staring directly at me once all the layers are off would bring Hello Kitty Hell to an all new level.

While I could go into 1000 reasons why this particular Hello Kitty tattoo is also horrendous, the truth is that any Hello Kitty tattoo plastered across my wife’s chest is going to be a complete nightmare. The last thing that I want is to be in the mood and have to deal with Hello Kitty staring directly at me knowing that I must complement my wife on the Hello Kitty tattoo or face the repercussion that I will be to be sent to the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag. I fear that this is the Hello Kitty Hell future that lies ahead…

Thanks to kittyfan3 who should be forced to get a similar tattoo and listen to that same music each day for the rest of her life…

73 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Batman Tattoo

  1. Wow, that is one nice Hello Kitty tattoo! I haven’t actually gotten around to looking at it yet, but I still like it 😉

  2. I don’t even mind that you make fun of Hello Kitty like other fanatics that visit your site do. I think you should get it right tho. That isn’t a vibrator tattoo machine gun it’s an electric tootbrush.

    As far as Hello Kitty tattoos go .. that one is just not cute

  3. Now that the shoulder massager (which also isn’t truly a “vibrator” but was co-opted from it’s original purpose to fulfill this supposed need) is no longer being made, people have started co-opting the electric toothbrush for alternative uses since they are a lot cheaper and easier to find…

  4. What is it with guys and breasts. Why can’t they appreciate the Hello kitty tattoo for it’s beauty without looking at other parts? Why do they have to take something cute and innocent like Hello Kitty and turn it into something sexual at every chance they can? That is why guys have no concept about the true spirit of Hello Kitty because they always have their minds in the gutter.

  5. @ kt254

    I don’t think the main focus of this photo was supposed to be the Hello Kitty tattoo, otherwise I think it would have been cropped a bit differently.

  6. OMG PEOPLE! That’s one thing I HATE about this site is that people make up stories to go along with the photo which aren’t true at all.

    The main focus of this photo is supposed to be the tattoo. It was taken for BMEZINES modblog as she is a featured girl and if you are a regular visitor to the site, you’ll find its for body modifed boys/girls + therefore most of them show explicit parts of their body. Similar to the Suicidegirls.

    The thing is, you’ve cropped out the watermark which originally said MODBLOG, so I just hope you’ve got permission to show this photo. God sake.

  7. Her tits are what’s disgusting. I hate men.

    She’s actually cute when she’s not scene-ified. Some people just can’t pull it off. At all. Hideous as a scene bitch, but unbearably cute as a proper girl. ;-;

  8. hy!that tattoo is nice…maybe is not a very good place, but it’s ok…I’d like to have Kitty tatto, but I’m still to young for it…

  9. dont kno which is tackier – tattoo in that spot (when she gets older and her skin and boobs start sagging its gonna b a damn eyesore) or the fact that its a hello kt tattoo

  10. gosh, just think of the poor baby that she might breast-feed one day! the poor kid would be scarred for life!! :p

  11. i have hello kitty tatooed right behind my ear and all i get is complements on it ,and yes you must love hello kitty to get her tatooed on your head,and id love to buy all of the hello kitty your wife has,make me a offer!!!!!!!!!

  12. tbh, i love hello kitty and i think this tattoo maybe regretted but you cant say its ugly, its damn well nice 🙂 any girl who did this should be proud to have the balls to do this, i bet you wouldnt get anything so bold

    its how the world revolves now
    we’re different, embrace it 🙂 xo!

  13. If the purpose of this picture was showing the tatoo, she might be wearing something instead of covering her breasts with her hands. I think this sounds quite obvious… She wants attention, and she’s getting it. Talking about looks, her expression is making my dinner having is own will and wanting to run away from my stomach.

  14. I think a lot of you have problems on what your saying so what if she doesn’t have a shirt on… Its her picture her life and her choices and hello kitty it awesome… and the tattoo is pretty awesome looking. Tattoos are made of expression of one another not for other people pleasures… if you wife wants one why should you hold her back if you really did love her you wouldn’t be a jerk about it and make a website about your problems. And the girl in the picture is very beautiful god made her this way because he wanted to. Just the way he made you a JERK!

  15. I rather like the way she has put the tattoo, besides the fact she has it up from her boobs, just the idea she can enjoy it as well as everyone else.

  16. I would love to see a picture of an of you that said she is ugly.. say you dont like the tat thats fine… say you dont like the hair thats fine.. but she is beautiful.. ill bet any of you that said she is ugly are just a bunch of fatties lawl.. and guys.. for real.. you dont have to comment on the boobs.. nothing more showing than any swim suit youll see.. be a bit more mature.

  17. Wow….What The Hell Is Wrong With Some Of You People? She’s Hot As Hell!!!!! Well, The Part(s) I’m Looking At Anyway. And All You People Talking About The Tattoo And How Horrible It Looks And Why There And How It’s Going To look Later On Are A Bunch Of Ignorant Idiots. You Are The Masses Of People That Are Too Afraid Of What Others Might Say And Think!

  18. cut her sum slack

    she is beautiful!!

    with big curves

    and sexy body mods if you dont like it then get right off this site!!

    if you dont think ths tat is hot then i think you need to either go to specsavers or boots!!

    lovin the tat hair nails!!! looks rad!!!

  19. it’s the hair that’s ugly. Make it longer and not so dry-looking, and she’d have a more elegant Elvira thing goin on.

    Btw, batman? cute, but that’s more batcat if anything. 😉

    (I do have to agree with previous comments. If she wasn;t trying so hard to get attention, she could just show it off in a tube top or a strapless dress.)

  20. Is anyone here familiar with one Bill kaulitz of Tokio Hotel? I dont like the guy, but I like his hair. Before i even got around to the tattoo OR the boobs I thought “poofy hair is really bad if its halfassed”.

    when I did look at the tattoo, I realised just how tacky the entire picture is.

  21. I stare at your site for the first time befuddled at the sheer lunacy of those followers that worship this marketing icon. In history there have been symbols that unify humanity as well as divide us but the only marketing gimmick that worked this well as offered up by the Catholic church. Here is a suggestion, why don’t we knock over the mosque perched over the western wall and put a BIG FAT HK there instead?
    People who follow this CRUD with such vigor are in essence treating this product as a fully fledged religion.
    ** looks at this in the same way a Deer is stunned by headlight**
    **Blinks**
    **Blinks**
    **Amazed at the stupidity**
    **Blinks **
    ad-infinitum…………

    Move over Jesus.. here comes Hello Kitty!

  22. ummm… i have a lot of tattoos and i would never put anything on my breast plate. but that’s just me. i honestly think if that’s where she wants a tattoo, she should put it there. there are a lot of places on my body people told me not to put a tattoo – and what did i do? went to the shop, and got it! if it’s what you want… do it. don’t let anyone hold you back!

  23. Sorry i have been deprived of this great pleasure! Please don’t tell me some idiot actually erected a monument to this icon. This brings back memories of Mooby World HQ in Dogma……
    * Still Blinks in amazement*
    I want to burn a Hello kitty doll wrapped in a hello kitty flag and put it on Youtube just to see what these numbats say..

    ……………………………………………………………………………

  24. Remembering Dogma, I have the same emotions as Loki when i see Hell Kitty. Wouldn’t it be great to just smite the snot out of this execs that came up with this bag of pink Vomit!
    As you can imagine i have had run ins with HK as i have a 14 yo girl here who loves her to death, I just wish that she would actually do it.
    There is nothing worse than seeing it on every everything around this Dungeon of HK Hell. I can only hope that some disturbed scientist comes up with a mutant junkie bacteria that only feeds on Hello Kitty objects and farts out puffs of nerve gas that leaves the owners with no memory of their strange and vile fettish.

  25. @kt254 : “turn it into” something sexual? Are you kidding me? Are we looking at the same picture? Here is a girl in a highly provocative pose and make-up posing alluringly while squashing her breasts showing off the tattoo she got on her CLEAVAGE … but no, it’s us viewers that are “turning this into” something sexual.

    If this was just about the tattoo, they could have pulled her breasts sideways to de-emphasise the cleavage and taken a close-up shot just of the tattoo. THIS WHOLE THING is about advertising her sexuality.

    Oh and Goddamn but she has nice breasts! 🙂 Yum.

  26. I love your tattoo$ All that matters is what you like who care what everbody says if everbody was the same life would be boring. Tell me were you got your contacts i love that color?

  27. EWWW!!!!!

    SHE HAS REALLY BIGG HAIR!YUCK GROSS! EWW!

    N HER BOBBIES!!SHOULD GET COVERED N FAST!KAUSE THEY LOOK NASTY=D

    MAYBE SHE SHULDA ALSO PUT A PICKLE IN BETWEEN HER BOOBIES!!=D

  28. I hate scene kids….seriously.
    Bitch at me if you will, but they’re simply obnoxious and do nothing but take up space.

  29. i really dont think shes that pretty either. Pretty girls dont have to show off their boobs to get attention. If the purpose really was to show off her tattoo then she could have worn a shirt and made herself more respectable. Girls who think it makes them beautiful to pose without their clothes on are stupid. The tattoo is not that bad but i would never get a tattoo of a children’s character myself. Maybe she would be pretty if she respected herself more than to show off her boobs to everyone. In my opinion tattoos should be artistic some may agree or disagree with that but whatever.

  30. God, shut up with your negitive comments. this girl is obviously beautiful and her tattoo is very cute. she can show off her boobs as much as she wants to, dont be so jealous..its a very unattractive trait to have. its JUST a picture, why are you analyzingit so much?? enuff said, i looove her tattoo and i think she’s s a very cute girl <3 Girls never have anything nice to say about other girls these days. How childish.

    • Grow up… clearly you can’t see common sense if it hit you in the face… she is pretty but the way she is carrying herself and portraying herself does not show that… and I’m sorry but I agree with LC… it is a children’s character and has no place being inked between a woman’s breasts…
      The way she has done her hair and makeup screams attention seeker and fighting to be something other than normal or “different” the sad reality is that she is normal in some circles…
      It looks cheap and horrid… sorry that you don’t understand common phycology and social behaviors… Grow up! Then maybe you’ll understand some of the comments…

      • No, you’re the one who clearly needs to grow up. There is nothing wrong with a woman doing any of the things the girl in the picture is doing, judging her for being revealing is dumb as hell.

        And nobody who dresses alternatively is trying to be ‘unique’ past the age of 14. They do it for the same reason you dress however you do, because that’s what makes them feel most attractive.

        The only thing here that is horrid is your personality.

  31. What is it with guys and breasts, someone asked. Well, that’s BIOLOGY, it’s natural. What is it with women and hellokitty’s, shoes, handbags, rich men – those are -NOT- natural by any means. So before you bash men, try to answer my questions first. Then we can go to the explanation of breasts functions as a sexual arouser (why do women show so much cleavage and make sure they show as much breasts and cleavage as possible if they don’t think it will make any impact on men, huh?) among other things.

    – Vortac

  32. A clarification; when I say ‘shoes’ etc. are not natural, I of course mean a LUST for them is clearly not dictated by our genes, or anything else in our biology. Thus being something nature did not intend – an artificial and twisted urge that should not exist.

    But breasts have many functions, one of them is to sexually arouse men – and you hypocrite women KNOW it, you USE it and still have the nerve to come here to whine about it, although you clearly benefit from it! That big-egoed sad goth-hag in the picture knows this and uses this. If she had the tattoo in her arm, she couldn’t get as many men interested in it when she wants to show it. Notice how she’s not really wearing much although she could very well be without the tattoo being disturbed.

    It’s cruel and deliberate manipulation on the women’s part – first they arouse the men with their breasts and then they try to make the men feel guilty about it! Can you GET any more diabolical than that?

    – Vortac

  33. I do not get it, I think she looks gorgeous.
    She got the Mortitia from the munsters and a vampiretress look. I like it.

  34. FFS.
    The tattoo look pretty cool, I’m a massive HK fan, but its going to be there for the rest of her life. Or she’s going to have to go through a LOT of pain to get rid of it.
    Whether she’s beautiful or not has NOTHING to do with the post. The post is about the tattoo.
    PLUS, how many guys are saying she’s beautiful and actually lookin at her face? I’m guessing none.
    You all need to grow up and realise there’s more to women than tits.
    Oh, and realise, that women use special things called make-up and photoshop to make themselves look better (yes that’s sarcasm).

    At the end of the day it’s damn pathetic how you’ve made this into a bitch fest of how great her boobs are or how ugly she is.
    I thought this was HKH, not ogle-her-tits-n-dis-her-face.com.
    But that’s obviously what you all care about more.

  35. -fair enough who would like to see that crap tatoo when your wife is lusciously awesome-! Hello T*ttY-licious! T*tty and Kitty 🙂

  36. Seriously the last time i’ve been on this site must be like 3 years ago yet it grew huge til now O_O (am still amazed and dizzied).
    Above all i don’t want to be contemptuous in any way but anyone seriously adoring “such stuff” would get a “go and do some drugs” from me. Seriously there are better ways to spend your money (even if you “intentionally want to waste it”). Well asian hellokitty emo-g”u”rls are tempting yet I’d have to pass, though the girl’s probably pretty nice/cute (without that tattoo ofc) -.-. Due to the fact I’d have to worry about sanity issues or serious mental problems.
    Above all i agree totally with silent bob,
    cheers dude !

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