Hello Kitty XM8 Rifle

Note: Sanrio legal counsel has contacted me because they realize that their fans are not bright enough to know what is an official Sanrio product and what is not. They didn’t feel that this would be a problem until the fans started contacting them directly, and they soon realized how painful it was to actually have to converse with a fanatic, and not even they had the patience to actually do this. As a result, they sent out a notice to me begging for me to take down my posts about guns that had the evil feline on them just so they didn’t have to ever correspond with the fanatics again. When I explained that they brought it on themselves, they pleaded that I spare them the torture that they inflict on me on a daily basis and asked me to post the following, Since I actually have a conscience, here is what they have to say:

Sanrioยฎ has informed us that Sanrio is not involved in the manufacture or sale of Hello Kitty guns or weapons, and does not allow Hello Kittyยฎ to be used to market guns or weapons. The items shown in this post are either digitally fabricated images or were custom-decorated without Sanrio’s permission. Sanrio alleges that creating false digitized images of Hello Kitty guns or weapons, or custom-decorating a real gun or weapon with Hello Kitty art, infringes Sanrio’s copyrights and trademarks, and may violate criminal laws.

And onto the original post…

Hello Kitty has obviously decided that there is money to be made as a military arms supplier with all the Hello Kitty firepower (Hello Kitty hand gunsHello Kitty AR 15Hello Kitty assault rifleHello Kitty AK-47) that she has been assembling lately. The latest edition to this firepower onslaught is the Hello Kitty XM8 Rifle:

Hello Kitty XM8 rifle

The evil feline not only wants to create everything in her image, she’s also intent on arming the entire world in her style (hey, where there is a buck to be made….) which pretty much where anyone living in Hello Kitty Hell thought she would be headed. It won’t be long before you see those “The Few, The Proud, The Marines” commercials with a “sponsored by Hello Kitty” in the corner.

With this latest entry, I even had to create a new category of Hello Kitty Guns – how damn scary is that? And just another indication of how Hello Kitty Hell continues to expand…

Sent in by Brittany who should suffer some intolerable torture for even considering for a split second that sending me this photo would be a good idea…

51 thoughts on “Hello Kitty XM8 Rifle

  1. Just because people love Hello Kitty doesn’t mean that she is after world domination. These are not official Hello Kitty products so you should be ashamed for saying that Hello Kitty wants to be an arms supplier. That is a flat out lie and you do it so much that nobody can trust anything you say!!!

    People decorating there guns with Hello Kitty shows that Hello Kitty is loved by all types of people and isn’t limited to a small section. It shows her love is universal and you’re just jealous because you can never be that popular.

  2. Yeah, this is stupid. All the photos I sent are for real Sanrio products and you choose to use fake ones. What’s up with that? Maybe if you paid more attention to those trying to help you out instead of choosing lame stuff like this that everyone can tell is fake, your readers would know that you appreciate them. As it stands now, you ignore the very people that spend time looking for real Hello kitty stuff.

  3. kty: What kind of hello kitty fan are you? Let the kitty fill you with happiness and light, and stop being so bitter. Noone is forcing you to submit photos, noone is forcing you to read this site. Maybe you should spend some time with the shoulder massager to calm those frazzled nerves.

  4. I’m not bitter! It’s the HKH guy that is bitter. He uses lame fake photos on his blog and ignores real ones that are much better and he won’t explain why. All I want him to do is post one of mine so I can tell my friends that he posted one of mine like he has posted one of theirs. Is that too much to ask?

  5. Do Darlene and Kty ever actually listen to themselves when they spit out this crap? Do they realize how delusional and ridiculous they sound? Do they realize that they’re spending all their time criticising a blog when it would be far easier to just NOT go to said blog? Maybe these two should be the inspiration for the next major HK product- the HK straightjacket.

  6. Isn’t this at least based on a prop from an SF show or film? I’m almost certain I’ve seen it before, but it’s not a real assault rifle!

  7. @ kty – get over yourself! What can’t you understand about someone who gets more than enough of this in his house let alone sent to him via email to have to post every single item and reply to every single person that sends one? You really have a problem if your self esteem depends on whether someone posts your photos or not O_o

  8. kty – I have an idea. If you are so concerned about people seeing the pictures that you send why don’t you just host, and pay for, your own website? Then you can post all the pictures your crazy little heart desires!

  9. That’s not the point. I want my photos here because everyone will see them here. And I wouldn’t say anything except that mine are better than the ones he uses. I just don’t understand why he can’t take a second and respond to me after I have done so much to try and help him.

  10. Kty wants HKH guy to post one of her pics so she can tell all her friends!

    Kty, you must be very young or have serious self esteem problems.

  11. wow, i wonder when they will start making hello kitty shaped granades! that would suck.. the last thing you see is hk getting chucked at you…bwahahahaha!

  12. that is a real rifle, and i know the guy that owns it. he thought it would be a hoot at the gun shows and machine gun shoots.

    i told him when he dies he has to leave it to me.

  13. Kelly, it wasn’t HKified, and I’m not sure there are any piccies, but pink and purple “dazzle camoflage” battledress (in ladies’ sizes) has been done in the UK!

    I’m not sure if this makes matters worse or not, but on the right girl this “camo” looked hot!

  14. OMG… just when you think it’s safe to go to HKH you have crazies like the two who shall remain nameless who just don’t get the whole point of this website!!!!!
    Bear_1: I’m so with you on that last comment!
    Ladies, please, go annoy others who aren’t tired of your crap…this is all in good fun, and I’m sure if YOU were in Mr. HKH’s place you’d do the same thing!
    I have to say this is a great way relieve stress at work, and LMAO too ๐Ÿ˜‰
    I LOVE the gun and the camo! I for one will be buying a Paintball gun and be covering it in pink paint and HK stickers and will buy pink paint balls so everyone I shoot at can be a hello kitty kill ๐Ÿ™‚ How embarrassing will that be???? ๐Ÿ˜‰
    This place rules ๐Ÿ™‚
    Ashley and Hope- if we ever go to war I pick you two to be in my platoon…

  15. ๐Ÿ˜‰ u could kill someone n c hello kitty’s face
    on the gun n b happy [[lol]] well i can’t kill
    ne one bc i love everyone but dudeeeeeee!

  16. does that come with hello kitty bullets that leave Hello Kitty-Head shaped wounds? i cant think of a better way to tag someone as my bizich than to have a Hello Kitty shaped scar on their ass. And how about Hello Kitty brass knuckles- blaugh daugh- Miss Kitty stamped on your face.

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  18. Yes Darlene! Think of the love the owner of that rifle wants to share with the world!

    Imagine if he shot you in the face, THINK OF THE LOVE THAT WILL BE SHARED?????

    I know! I’ll spread the love by getting one and killing half the people down my street! Spread the HK love!

  19. Darlene, you do know Guns kill people, thus making a person killing someone with a HK gun references HK death/murder.

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  22. I think Darlene has a crush on you, Mr.HKH.

    Good God, a Hello Kitty Rifle,shotgun, whatever else. Come on combat knife with frilly, matching sheath! Show me what you got!! D8<

    Don’t stop there, bring on the matching tactics gear as well! Pinks,whites and ribbons everywhere for everyone!

  23. The funny thing about this is that the XM8 rifle was developed by Hechler & Koch, so it’s automatically an HK. I think it’s a conspiracy, oooooooohhh.

  24. The funny thing is, I don’t think that gun is fully usable yet, as in, it’s still in a prototype phase. It’s supposed to change into like 3 different kinds of guns, from assault rifle to close combat and blabity blah. I think it’s an airsoft spoof like most of them that i’ve seen here. I have seen an HK sniper rifle that did look highly legit. By the way, your hello kitty hell has become my hello kitty heaven ๐Ÿ˜€

  25. Some of you “Hello Kitty fans” are really showing your absolute fear and disinterest in the sport of guns.

    It’s really unattractive, especially if you’re a woman, because now you just sound like a typical female that disses everything. Think about this please.

    People who wash their guns in Hello Kitty pinks and purples are doing a GOOD thing, because you SHOULD have fun with that sport, not be afraid of it.

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