Hello Kitty Scion xB Toyota Car

What’s worse than a car that has been painted with Hello Kitty decals all over the outside? A car that has been Hello Kittified from the inside out like this Hello Kitty Scion xB monstrosity:

Hello Kitty Scion xB

Hello Kitty Scion

Hello Kitty Scion car

Hello Kitty Scion xB car

Hello Kitty Scion inside

The really scary part of this (and the realization that Hello Kitty Hell has progressed way too far) is that it resembles the inside of our house (I know, you don’t have to say anything — ripping out my eyes has had a pleasant and dreamlike fantasy aura for quite some time now). Unfortunately, it’s not a stretch to see that our car will someday look like this. Of course, it will be even worse. My wife is ultimately determined to do both the inside and outside of the car which will double the Hello Kitty horror of the ride, but that’s beside the point because it’s nothing that wouldn’t be expected when you live in Hello Kitty Hell….

Sent in by lisa who should have to ride in something like this for the rest of her life for giving my wife more ideas of what she can do to our car and for even thinking for a second that doing so would be a good idea…

86 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Scion xB Toyota Car

  1. Holy Bejesus!!!!
    Scions are bad enough, but to add THAT much hello kitty is wrong! I have HK floormats and a air freshener….but that’s where I draw the line!!!
    Please tell me thats not wrapping paper on the ceiling?!?!?!?!

  2. I would *never* insult my Scion XB by kittying her.

    ….

    -head tilt-

    And why is there a goddamned toaster on the engine?

    Scratch that. I don’t want to know.

  3. yet another reason for me to hate the scion.
    (it’s waaaay to boxy and angular. I like the other model; a lot smoother)

    maybe the toaster is supposed to resemble those, uh, what-do-ya-call-its, the things that stick up on vintage engines? *trying to give a method to the madness*

  4. Ok like many other here is what I first thought : Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    And then I went : Huh?????????? when I saw a toaster on the engine…why the hell is this???? Some kind of new bio fuel we haven’t herd of? A car that runs on hello kitty toast? Please please please shed a light on this because I seriously can’t understand the logic behind that move, but again it seem logic isn’t really the strong point of a Hello Kitty fanatic anyway right?

  5. The really scary part of this is you. You should rip out your eyes since you have no appreciation for Hello Kitty and all she does for everyone. All you can do is complain when most men would kill to be in your position.

    Your blogs are getting old and tiring. It’s always the same things. Why don’t you blog the truth for once so that people could actually respect you. As it is, everyone is laughing at you for being so dense in not understanding how lucky you are.

    This car is cute and everyone would love to ride in it. Everyone that is saying bad things about it is jealous that they don’t have it. This person is so lucky to have so much Hello Kitty for her car. Everyone must love seeing it.

  6. WoW even for me thats too much…the ceiling of the car is….well, it looks like they covered it with bed sheets or something…hmmm. At least if you’re gonna do that get a pink car for gods sake!

  7. Darlene… If the blog is getting old and tiring (and we all know YOU are) then just stop coming here… it’s that simple. you do have a choice in the matter, you know.

  8. i <3 HK, but that’s just tacky!!! maybe the toaster is there because the scion looks like a toaster… well it always has to me anyway!

  9. I can not unsee what I have just seen. πŸ˜‰

    No-one, except Darlene and Alfred, should have to ride in that vehicle. Neither of them should ever be allowed to ride in anything else! πŸ˜€

  10. Oh. My. GOD!!!!
    Darlene and Alfred dating????
    Can you imagine the offsping???
    Holy $hit! #$&*#%%…NOOOO!!!!!
    We sane people should just kill ourselves now and put ourselves out of our own misery…
    Is there anyone else included in Darlene’s ‘everyone’ who’d like to drive this??
    Let’s take a vote:
    A) Drive it (and be pelted with rotten fruit by everyone that passes)
    or
    B) Blow it up (with Alfred and Darlene in it)

    I vote for B

  11. 1. The Toaster is suppose to resemble the car, people call the xBs Toasters on wheels.

    2. The headliner is not wrapping paper is a blanket…

    3. The best part is her exhaust tips are the HK symbol

    4. You all are a bunch of newbs LOL…

    for the record: I hate HK and everything it stands for, but i know the person that owns that car.

  12. OMG darlene if you arne’t dating alfred then you soooo should because you’d have a a live and he was basically asking you out.

    And Darlene you really shouldn’t say his blogs are reapeating themselves because you always say ,”you should be ashamed” “you should feel lucky” “you should stop your blog and buy your wife hello kitty crap”

    Hello Kitty doesn’t do anything for anyone! Tell me does Hello Kitty feed the poor? does she throw out peoples trash? no!

  13. Darlene:

    No. Not *everyone* would like to ride in that monstrocity.

    I’d kill myself before setting a finger into that damned thing.

    PS: I vote for B

  14. Well I would never in a million years drive it. And I wouldn’t want to see anyone get killed with option B. So I think the only solution is to strip it and sell it for parts in the Ghetto.

  15. hey idiot you forgot to include the pictures of all the trophies she won with the car. nice way to “accidently” leave that out.

  16. Ok… first of all, this whole damn site is ridiculous. Hello Kitty is OBVIOUSLY extremely popular… so popular the creator of this site had to go an HONOR it more with a hate site dedicated to it. *smack*

    Secondly, say what you like about Scions…. we could care less, you either love the car or you hate it. There really is no middle ground. Plenty of us love them.. and that’s all we need.

    Thirdly, I KNOW the woman who owns this ride, I LOVE this ride… and love the fact that she isn’t ashamed of the fact she’s a MAJOR Hello Kitty fan.

    I also know Yellow_Sub.. and agree that it was convenient whoever posted those photos neglected to post the trophies she had in and around her car BECAUSE of the theme of her car. Those photos were taken at JDM Theory.. the most respected and well known import car show on the west coast.

    Last and certainly not least… to the dolt who asked why there was a toaster on the engine (that had one of her trophies in it) It’s a play on the car… AND ta da.. it is also a Hello Kitty Toaster. You know…. ironic…. kind of like this website.

    (Our cars are referred to as toasters……. hence the toaster) DUH.

    Viv….. I love you woman.. I love your car, and regardless of what a bunch of haters say here… it just means more exposure for you. Congrats woman~!

  17. To each his own I like to say and everyone has a right to their own opinions.

    I know the owner (she’s a friend of mine and car show team mate) and we do shows together, she has won plenty of trophies and is very much the People’s Choice at EVERY show we go to.

    So what….you don’t like HK, big deal, she does, so be it!! I’m not a big HK fan, but a lot of people are and she is not ashamed to show it. How many trophies do you all have for your cars???

    I also know Yellow_sub, too and I agree…..you have “accidentally” forgot to mention the trophies she has received as well.

    I am her friend and am very proud of her and where she has gotten so far; most of the things like the FABRIC headliner she installed herself.

    You haters make me laugh, I am a proud Scion owner and I don’t expect people to like Scions….again, to each his own. Plenty of us love them.. and that’s all we need.

    I would like to thank you for this though, just means more exposure for her car, though she gets it a lot where ever she goes and gets major props on it.

    Viv, you ROCK!! You know we love ya and support ya and there’s a lot more of us supporter than haters.

  18. Maybe you should find a picture of the owner and put it up. She’s one of the sexiest ladies in Nor-Cal. I have worked on this car and I hate HK, but all the hard work she has put into it shows with all the awards she has won.

  19. I hate this car and the things in it.

    But that IS a little mean to show someone’s handi-work without giving them credit (i.e. their photo, or show that they placed nth-place in the whatevercontest). sure WE hate it, but all that stuff, she must’ve worked hard on it.

  20. I guess the newbies here didn’t read the title- HELLO KITTY HELL….if you didn’t want the car slammed, then why did you people sent the damn picture! And I guess only Scion drivers know that the cars are caller toasters…
    DUH!!! Right back at you!
    I happen to be a huge HK fan (hence my name) and guess what- I’m not offended one bit by what people say here, I think all the comments are hilarious…and I’m sure one day I will be slammed due to my pics I sent to Mr. HKH.
    Not trying to be a b***h here but, hey, thats what were about.
    Have a nice day.

  21. I love it! You guys noticed so many things and if you all didn’t like…you wouldn’t be gawking so hard! Just admit it….it captured your attention and thanks for all the additional promotion!! She has already won 4 trophies….People’s Choice are amongst the collection of trophies!! Can you make the pictures full screen size? They are kinda small right now! We are so honored to know you Viv!!!

  22. This is like spitting on a turd. Half that crap doesn’t even match and it’s horribly tacky. How far along on the road to cuteness does a person trip and fall into being blind to coordination? I want this person to explain their lack of taste.

  23. Okay, I’m sorry to keep coming back but I was reading some more of these longer comments left by the friends of the owner and what not and just in case they come back I want to know a few things since they come here to explain/defend: What awards are these? Who is this that is giving out awards for jamming your Hello Kitty collection (including things that don’t even belong in a vehicle, i.e. alarm clock, water cooler, toaster oven) into your car? B/c I’m about to load up my own collection of stationery, used notebooks and pens and display them in my car window and in my trunk to win awards myself.
    Also, your homegirl’s main problem is having too much garbage jammed into a car, you don’t have to love or hate Hello Kitty to know that less is more.
    Finally, alot of ppl are bitching about this toaster thing and sorry owner and friends, but if you have to explain a joke… there is no joke.

  24. Apologies to all the regular posters for giving Alfred ideas! πŸ˜‰

    To the car’s owner’s friends, there’s no way you could know this, but I’m into Japanese car culture. There is no way that object (specifically, not the Scion per ce) would win anything other than a comedy award at any show I’ve ever been to or read a report from.

  25. M—
    Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!!!!!
    You put it so much nicer πŸ˜‰
    We should double team ’em … I have both the coffeemakers, waffleiron and toater oven….as well as like 5 blankets that look SOOO much better than hers….I think I’d win!
    Oh wait, nevermind, I’d never want to ruin my Ford Mustang that way… it’s clash with the pretty blue it is….
    πŸ˜‰

  26. EvilScionGrrl- “(Our cars are referred to as toasters……. hence the toaster) DUH.”

    Yeah, well those of us who don’t own the ugly little things don’t know they’re called toasters, so go the hell away and don’t DUH us.

  27. bear_1…. πŸ˜‰
    I like it when you get angry… nice to know I’m not the only one insulted that they invade our territory and ‘duh’ us….the nerve!
    πŸ™‚

  28. Mhkitty –
    LoL yes, we probably won’t be able to win this award as it seems we both have common sense and taste.

    “me” –
    NO effing SH**!! HA!

    bear_1 –
    LMAO phrase of the day “…and don’t DUH us.” You tell ’em!

  29. What are these “awards” anyway? Are they “The biggest train wreck ever conceived” awards cause she sure does deserve them

    Spending time and effort to stick a blanket onto the roof of the car and further devaluing what is already an ugly vehicle by stuffing it with all the hello kitty items she owns… well I’m sure not impressed O_o

  30. Just because my car is known as “Toaster on Wheels” doesn’t mean I’ll understand why the hell she put a toaster on the engine.

    I don’t care if it had been a four slot, double wide blue-tag toaster on that engine or a hello kitty toaster, I STILL would have gone “wtf? Why is there a toaster on that engine?” I don’t know, maybe its something due to the fact that toasters don’t belong on engines?

    I don’t see a pet jaguar on a jaguar’s engine.

    It simply *doesn’t* make sense to me…. just as I’m sure it makes perfect sense to your friend.

    So, I am sorry for not being on the same ‘wave length’ as my fellow scion owners.

    ….

    Actually, I’m really not.

  31. That thing just sucks, and despite this being HK Hell, it could have been put together a LOT better. It seems like this thing started out halfway decent, with the pink lights and all, but it’s like the wrapping paper on the roof sort of made me believe that the owner didn’t care anymore.

  32. sorry but i have a pink mustang with hello kitty all inside it! seat covers steering wheel cover u name it. my license plate holder is juicy couture if it makes u feel better though………anyways just think it could be worse ur wife could have my car

  33. Samantha- don’t take this the wrong way but WTF is wrong with you?????
    A Mustang is a MUSCLE car, we do not paint those kinds of cars pink!!! Nor do we adorn them with HK….it just kills the whole cool factor of being a muscle car!
    Dear lord, Henry Ford is rolling in his grave…
    Listen, I love HK and all but my Mustang and HK will never mix!
    I’ve been given stuff to put in my car and I refuse… it just ain’t right, lady!

  34. Kitteh!!- Glad someone else appreciates the fact that I am sane enough not want to decorate my car in HK… not say the people who do are all insane, just a few πŸ˜‰

    I had a small (4″) vinyl HK sticker from Hot Topic on my rear window for about 3 months then decided it made my ‘girl’ look wussy πŸ™‚
    So, I ditched the girly stuff and now I have Mark Martin (Nascar, yeah!) fuzzy dice hanging from the rearview!
    I plan to create an HK Nascar diecast replica sometime in the near future, that way I’ll be the only one to have one like it!
    (No stealing my ideas Darlene or Mrs. HKH!)

  35. NASCAR rawks!!! Mind you, I’m confusing there. The only thing that stops me supporting “the Intimidator” is his sad demise, but I also support Jeff Gordon, Dario Franchitti (he’s originally from a town about 40 miles from my home town, but we’ve never met) and am going to miss Awesome Bill when he retires.

  36. I was once a Jeff Gordon hater…but since Jimmie Johnson has come onto the scene I find Jeff WAY more likeable(especially since his baby came along)…
    I truly hate the Busch brothers and Brian Vickers, I knew him from lower forms of racing… I used to be engaged to a fellow driver who shall remain nameless…
    Anyway, a lot of drivers I’d seen many times in the pits and after races awaiting their helicopters….some, like Johnson are buttheads….others like Dale Jarrett and Elliot Sadler are sweet to just about everyone. I wasn’t a big DEJ supported until DEI shafted him and yes, I still cry when they talk about Dale Senior.
    Anyway, I’m still thinking up ideas for my Hello Kitty Nascar diecast idea… I’ll make it number ’76 and have just the head on the hood, with Hello Kitty written under it. And maybe the one withe her sitting giving the ‘finger’ in the back bumber πŸ˜‰
    Whatcha think, Kitteh!!????

  37. You guys are funny!! I have seen people who Hello kittified their cars at my school’s parking lot. I was laughing when someone wrote about the “Hello kitty barf bag”. YOU FUNNY PEOPLE.

  38. i luv dat car
    itz mad sick every1 datz hatin if u got sumtin to say o well keep ya mouth cloze!!!im da #1 hello kitty fan and i luv ur ride<3

  39. awwwwwwwwwwww! That’s awsome I’m in the middle of kittying my car!!! I judt Love Hello Kitty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. Ok, I hate the interior, but its still not insane, bu is it really necessary to give the ENGINE a hk makeover too? I mean really, I can only hope it gets all covered in soot, and the inside kh airbag breaks someones arm or something…
    Now to the good stuff… Is this chick Darlene honestly so airheaded she actually believes this bunch of ink actually LOVES someone? Ive been reading her past remarks.. GET A GRIP YOU AIRHEAD! Its a CARTOON, it does not love, or care if you live or die! Its actually quite interesting that your tiny little head doesn’t seem to grasp that concept…

  41. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO what did they do to my CAR?!?!?!?!?!?! I thought about painting it pink but GOD not covering it with VIBRANT FABRIC NOOOOOOO my poor SCion :O I own a 2005 xB πŸ™ god I’m so ashamed.

  42. @ yolanda

    ‘i luv dat car
    itz mad sick every1 datz hatin if u got sumtin to say o well keep ya mouth cloze!!!im da #1 hello kitty fan and i luv ur ride<3’

    What? No, really, what…?

  43. I So wn’t that car !

    How Much x ?

    I can’t eaven drive yet but wo cares x ?

    lol byee !

    ilove hM !

  44. What is HK’s race number? Never cared for NASCAR before, but would watch to cheer her on, wearing my pink HK boxersand eating my HK inspired Dominos pizza! GO HK GO HK!!!

  45. Ihave seen this car and for the most part all it looks like is cheap wrapping paper for a headliner. And even cheaper car add-ons lol lol I have seen the gamut of hello kitty car things and I guess homegirl didnt do her homework first of all on that little ass scion you couldve tricked the whole car hello kitty not just the inside. I have seen this girl and her car before she’ okay but I wouldnt
    call her the hottest girl in Nor-cal neither is the car for that matter. I saw a water cooler in the back that my 9 year old daughter has. Being the self-proclaimed HELLO KITTY SUPA FAN I would have done a better job than that matter of fact I will. TO BE CONTINUED

  46. the girl who owns that xb is super nice and like evildave said shes super hot too Ive met her countless times and also her rides awesome.shes a official rep for hellokitty as well for the westcoast.

  47. i attend these car shows and seen the car there. its super plain on the outside & 100% tacky and done cheaply on the inside. any1 can already can tell she juz bought a bunch of items from HK and stuffed them anywhere she could in her car. she doesnt win any tuning or tasteful awards other than “people’s choice” which is a sympathy award. she calls herself a tuner & acts like a whore @ car shows. if honestly want to know, only her scion friends stick up for her but other car show enthusiasts clown her and make fun of her. I know the judges too and they NEVER voted for her. its all voted by non-car enthusiasts and passer bys who seem to like the hideousness.

  48. ive seen this car at various shows. from afar it is impressive because theres a sh*t load of hello kitty goods in/on/around the scion. when i looked closer at the interior and under the hood, the presence of hk and the hk fanatic owner started to disgust me. i adore hk and i never thought that anyone could possibly make something so cute into something gross.

    ***GOOD JOB!! you’ve just won another award! the first person to make hk ugly!***

    this car is nothing but a mobile sanrio store. there is nothing wrong with being a active hk fanatic and using your car to show for it, but couldn’t you have made it a bit more classy? something you can actually be proud of!? why in the world would you staple or glue fabric/wallpaper on the headliner of your car!?

    quick question. how many horsepower does each stuffed hello kitty give you?

    p.s
    i agree with bayareaking’s comment above.

    and for autobot_crx: shes a representative for hk westcoast? are you joking or what? i guess they have not seen the car before they decided to slap that position on her.

  49. Thank you bayareaking ! Everything that you have said here is so true. I have been with the Scion scene for years and have been there during the so called competitions that she has won. The only reason she won was because of the children oooing and ahhing the fakeass Hello Kitty stuff she has in the xB that she bought from the corner liquor store. And I am sorry AutoBot_Crx there is no way that Sanrio would have her or any one be an “official rep for hellokitty…” Any real Hello Kitty fan knows that Sanrio is too hardcore about their reputation and that they do not have official reps in fear that they will mar the Sanrio reputation in the public’s eye.

  50. The only good thing about this vehicle are the creepy blue lights. I may like Hell Kitty, but this is just appalling. Granted, a lot of effort on the part of the person who did the interior, but still … yuck.

  51. Teehee’s! 4th picture has a NOS energy drink beside the big Hello Kitty!!! <3 The toaster under the hood makes absolutely no sense though….it wouldn't even close….

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