Where To Find Hello Kitty Converse Hightops (and anything else on this blog)

As many of you have noticed, I have not posted in awhile. This was not due to there being a lack of the evil feline goods making their way into my life to increase the Hello Kitty Hell I live in or which to rant about, but because of a bet I made with my wife. She once again (at the unfortunate urging of Hello Kitty fanatics that believe this blog is disrespectful to both my wife and Hello Kitty) decided that this blog should be terminated. Somehow the Hello Kitty fanatics have now decided that the real problem is that I am addicted to and obsessed with Hello Kitty since that is the only way that I could write a blog about Hello Kitty (even if it happens to be negative).

There can be no bigger Hello Kitty Hell than actually trying to reason with a Hello Kitty fanatic since they are inherently void of this capability. Unable to convince my wife that I was not “negatively obsessed” with Hello Kitty, I asked her what I could do to prove that I wasn’t. She said that if I could go a month without doing any work on this blog that she would believe me and that she would no longer bother me about closing the blog down. If, however, I couldn’t last a month without working on the blog, I would have to tell any Hello Kitty fan where to get the items on this blog that they wanted and to turn over the blog to her and her Hello Kitty fanatic friends to do with as they wished.

The deal was struck and everything was going fine until many of the regular readers started to complain that I wasn’t updating this blog (since obviously they would have no idea of the bet and why there were a lack of updates). A few days ago the comments lead me to check the admin area of the blog and find that there were several hundred comments that were waiting in line to be moderated. I began going through these and accepting those that were real and deleting the spam.

One of the comments happened to be on the FAQ area asking a question and without even thinking about it, not only did I accept the comment, I also answered it in the main FAQ post. It didn’t take long for my wife and her Hello Kitty fanatic friends to notice that “I had worked on the site.” I protested saying that the spirit of the bet was that I would not put up new blog posts while my wife insisted that by answering the question, I had been working on the blog. After a lot of discussion and several nights spent on the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag, we were able to come to an agreement:

I would be allowed to continue to write this blog, but I would have to tell Hello Kitty fanatics where they could get any item they wanted that have been listed on this blog — something that I have been steadfastly against up until this point. Since I already know there is going to be a huge demand to know where to get the Hello Kitty Converse sneakers which Hello Kitty fanatics are always whining about, you can find out all the information you need to know here. For any other items, you can leave a question in the comments and I will answer them there.

While it totally sucks that I have to do this, I felt it was the only option that would allow me to keep blogging without constant fighting (and me ever getting off of the couch and out of the Hello Kitty sleeping bag). So Hello Kitty fanatics, you may think you have won a small prize of being able to know where you can find Hello Kitty products courtesy of my wife, but I still plan to win the war…

142 thoughts on “Where To Find Hello Kitty Converse Hightops (and anything else on this blog)

  1. > but I still plan to win the warโ€ฆ

    Resistance is futile.
    You are about to be assimilated into a tidal wave of Hello Kitty fanatics.

  2. this totally rocks. i love you wife for forcing you to do this. please tell me where i can find the hello kitty surfboard! i can’t wait to get it!!!!

  3. I’m so glad you’re (hopefully) going to be back even though I am an HK Fanatic I thoroughly enjoy reading your blog…..

    I am wondering though.. was it just a sick joke that the ‘here’ led us to the HK blow light? I chuckled.

  4. I’ve been a Hello Kitty fan all my life, but I love this blog too. I don’t think it’s a good idea that you tell us where to get all this Hello Kitty stuff. Hard economic times mean we will not have the money to buy all the things we want and then it will be even worse knowing where to get it but not being able to afford it. That is an evil thing to do to us.

    Even so, where can I get the Hello Kitty laptop computer? I just love it and have wanted it forever.

  5. Dude…I feel sorry for you.
    You’re not really going to tell them?
    *crosses fingers*
    If so, I REALLY feel sorry for you.

  6. Why don’t you ppl just google e.g. Hello Kitty + Hightops or contacts or whatever…

    …or spend more time hounding this guy….

  7. It seems like your life is being sucked down an irreversible drain of pink Hello Kitty lemonade, while your wife is succeeding in converting Hell into a false heaven. Honestly, if you lovingly, constantly put up with all her Hello Kitty crap, the least (THE VERY LEAST) she can do is let you have this blog. Yes, she is your wife and you love her dearly, but that’s no reason for her to so critical about your refuge (joke?). You are not her pet, nor Hello Kitty’s pet, but her husband, and she should get that through her plushy head.

  8. Phew, you really had me worried there for a moment! I was even more worried about the Hello Kitty blow light. May countless pink fluffy Hello Kitties rain down upon you! ๐Ÿ˜€

  9. I am sorry to hear that you had to be forced to do this. I am sorry your wife can not agree to disagree. I am a Hello Kitty fan but I enjoy good writing and even though you rant and blog on HK I enjoy it for its literary value.

  10. LOL! Surely you wouldn’t mention where these items can be found?! It would totally wreck my whole opinion of you….. ๐Ÿ˜›

  11. You’ve spent a lot of time on this…

    Anyway… where can you get the Hello Kitty contact lences, converse hightops, sewing machine…

  12. LOL…..I think that you’re laughing and laughing and laughing today!!! and I’m laughing too for those poor persons who believe in your words!!! beautiful day!

  13. I am SO. SORRY. At least you’ll be able to sleep in a real bed, even if the requests for where to purchase Hell Kitty merch drives you mildly insane.

  14. Pingback: A Special Note to Mr Hello Kitty Hell « The Kittyler Mews
  15. Aww! Mrs. Hello Kitty Hell please stop picking on Mr. Hello Kitty Hell! I love HK but I also love this blog. It makes me laugh and laughter is something we are all in desperate need of these days.

  16. this sucks. i’m afraid that i have lost all interest in you blog. sorry. caving in to the unreasonable demands of your wife is going too far. good luck with your life in hello kitty hell.

  17. Please say this is not true. The thing that makes your blog so great is that you refuse to tell us where it comes from and that Darlene and everyone complains. ]:

  18. i dont mind the kitty myself – though agree this website is funny. in the world of hello kitty there is a lot that goes too far. its sad that your wife cant see that and takes it out on you. wow. ive never heard that being used as a marraige problem before. hello kitty is killing the love!

  19. I am a big Hello Kitty fan and collector but I find your blog to be very funny. Please don’t quit. I love HK but reading this blog is quite entertaining to and I am not for bullying Hello Kitty. Yours is pretty tame compared to what I have seen that I do not like.

  20. Hey, HKH Man. Love your pages!
    Growing up in sparsest Montana there was little Hello Kitty and I owned even less of it (30 years ago). I loved the things I had of Hello Kitty and the similar Twin Stars. Being an adult and being able to indulge in some Hello Kitty has been fun, and my girlfriends have enjoyed the novelty as well. She’s a blast from every girl’s past.

    Having said that and not aspiring to play Hello Kitty Hell Fix-It!! I have found that some forms of domestic compromise can be beneficial. Why not a “click here for my wife’s site if you want to buy this crap” button on your page? I hate to think of you as Hello Kitty Concierge to the masses!

    Your writings and pix are รผber cool! I wouldn’t shed a tear to see it stay the way you intended. Hello Kitty Hell, rock ON!

  21. I couldn’t imagine making the spouse jump the hoops this way!
    Also, peeps can’t Google?
    Bad Kitty-fanatics, Bad!

  22. Only post info to buy things if you can get a referral fee or sign up for an affiliate commission. Don’t give any site info unless you can be compensated. ^_^ I like your blog. I think some Hello Kitty items are just plain stupid, and I am a Hello Kitty fan. Keep on doing what you are doing. Your one funny guy. ^_^

  23. OK, time to drop the other Converse. Let the good folks know that this is a fine day!

    Now when can we expect to see some new blog entries??

  24. I’m sorry but this post completely skarred my interest in coming here to read.
    sorry, it sounds unreasonable, but yeah. ๐Ÿ˜€

    good luck (:

  25. Brilliant. You sure got a hell of a lot of them! Now, I keep wondering to myself… what was the real reason you were away so long? We missed you!!

  26. You know, I read this blog often. I also adore Hello Kitty. I have never commented because I see this blog as a fun and hilarious place to see how some “hobbies” can get out of control. I also love that people out there hate HK. It’s not a big deal if someone doesn’t like what I love.

    And, really, here’s my point: I think your wife is a child for even daring to ask you NOT to keep this blog, NOT to voice your opinions, and NOT to keep to your promise never to reveal where this stuff can be purchased.

    Hell, if I want an item I see on your site, I use my noggin and search for it.

    I just wish that HK fanatics could be more respectful and that your HK fanatic wife could just see this site for what it is: GOOD FUN.

    Sincerely,

    A HUGE HK fan AND a HUGE HKHell fan

  27. Cupcake said it best of all: Honestly, if you tolerate all her Hello Kitty jazz, the very least she can do in return is tolerate YOU having this blog. If she is your wife you are her husband, not her pet. That’s what marriage is all about, compromise.

    I did wonder why this blog was so quiet but I knew there had to be a good reason.

    Not only is it not over, it’s going to get worse. Once you start telling people where to get this stuff, there’ll be a major run on it and it’ll go out of stock all that much faster. Then they’ll come back, this time whining that you’re deliberately giving them misinformation, or something else equally paranoid.

  28. You are hilarious…I read this site and was wondering what happened to your recent posts..I know I fall into the side of being a Hello Kitty Junkie, but I do have a bf, who graciously puts up with it like u do for your wife..so I can tell u have much love for her, even though this site is to show how much u dislike her favorite hobby, it is still nice of u to give us links! Thanks…

  29. btw..i just checked ur link for the converse info (LOL) and it goes to the blow up light instead? I don’t know if this is an error? thanks!

  30. I am DEEPLY saddened (and really angered) by two things:
    That you have finally given in, Mr. HKH,
    AND
    that some people that come here are LAZY that they can’t wiggle a mouse and type on a keyboard and find this crap out themselves.
    You know, it’s people like this that make me want to not come here anymore, with all the whining and crap.
    Mr. HKH, I promise to NEVER, EVER send you anything again!
    Hopefully, this will help in the fight against evil!
    AND, in light of this new development, I’m giving up HK, these people have killed the cuteness and fun of it for me. So for those of you that know me, I will be selling what I have on ebay. Or giving it the hell away so I can distance myself from becoming like the people that have brought this site to an all time low ๐Ÿ™
    Mr. HKH, you have won one battle, fight the good fight man!

  31. mhkitty06 you can send all your hk stuff to me, I never let other determine how I live my life even if they behave badly because they are not me.

  32. Why haven’t you told people where they can find the stuff they want?

    I want to know where the HK converse shoes can be bought and your link didn’t tell me like you said it would! If you don’t come through with your promise, I will email your wife and let her know. Just warning you to keep your end of the bargain!!!

  33. You should continue to keep it a secret! It’s funny that people tried to click the link to see where to get the items ๐Ÿ˜€ I encourage you to keep doing what you’re doing! Good job!

  34. It is already April 4th in Japan.

    You should disclose what a wonderful day it was and stop tormenting HK fanatics. This is a bit more than they deserve.

    However, it is very interesting that most HK fanatics didn’t see any other possibilities and didn’t get a clue you put (blow-light). Probably because they are fanatics.

  35. He’s not tellin’ you guys a thing.

    I applaud you Mr. HKH, your post was quite in the spirit of things a couple of days ago.

    I’m amused by everyone asking where to find things, but I think I’m even more amused by those who are angered on your behalf for “losing” a battle. What a wonderful day indeed.

  36. Dude. Seriously. Get your cajones/testicles/manhood out of her HK purse.
    I understand being all “let the wifey do what she needs to in order to feel good” on some level.
    I would never sleep in the HK sleeping bag. Never would allow someone to crush my freedom of expression. Which does she love more? You or the HK? She must be hella good in bed.
    Seriously. If I ever got to meet you, first round is on me.
    Win the war!

  37. I can’t believe people still haven’t figured it out yet. Usually, it would take just a few minutes. It’s already been 2 days. XD

  38. Wow i cannot believe that people are still hounding you on this. It was a fantastic day people! Like he would be defeated so easily into giving us that info. *laughter*

    This is so amusing. Haha.

    Love the blog, and love HK even more. XD

  39. I haven’t been on here to comment in a while, simply because this crap with the HK Fanatics has really ticked me off. I check the site on a regular basis, and when it hadn’t updated in a while, I kind of had a feeling something was up…. So this is my long rant…

    We all have our “obsessions,” there’s always that one thing we have to look at on the internet, or the one thing that we simply have to have just because it goes along with your obsession. I currently own a bunch of HK stuff that I will never use, but own it simply because it’s a white cat with no smile and a bow. My exhusband collects GI Joe, checks out GI Joe websites on a daily basis, and will do anything to own any nostalgic GI Joe item he comes across…

    And I’ll be honest, when we were together, the GI Joe stuff got old. I’m sure the HK stuff I was buying gave him the same feeling. But if I had started a blog about all the useless GI Joe stuff that’s out there, I really don’t think he would have followed the hype of the “fanatics” and told me to change the way I’m running my blog.

    Blogs are for people to vent their frustrations and share their opinions with anyone who might happen to care. It’s not right for us to be demanding anything of the person writing the blog. In my mind, a blog is like a journal that you let people read and voice their opinions, not someplace where you’re forced to give information because the crazy people that are reading the blog are dieing to know. There are these wonderful things called SEARCH ENGINES, and all you have to do is type in what it is you’re looking for, and have some patience while you find the actual site that sells the product you’re looking for.

    We should all be thankful that this blog exists. Not only are we aware that HK love is alive and well, but that there are all sorts of crazy people in the world either wasting their time photoshopping pictures to look like it’s a hk product, or they’re actually sitting around pitching ideas for this crap to Sanrio.

    We all have to admit, some of this crap is INSANE! Some of us are taking our love for HK and turning it into something that could get you locked up in a mental ward for at least a week. And now some of you have taken it upon yourself to try and break up these people’s marriage…. all for the sake of Hello Kitty? It’s hard enough to stay married these days, let alone stay married while people are telling you that your husband is the scum of the earth because he finds the Hello Kitty Men’s Briefs to be ridiculous.

    So, let’s refresh here… Hello Kitty is a cartoon created by a company that is making a lot of money off of “cute”. Mr. HKH is a man just trying to live in a world where everything he sees is cute… and this is his PERSONAL blog about how he’s coping… THIS IS THIS MAN’S LIFE, NOT AN ADVERTISEMENT OR A PLACE TO SHOP… Enjoy the fact that this information is available to you and quit your bitching cuz you can’t find the product in a store or online… maybe you just weren’t meant to have it…

  40. Look at it this way… the more people you point to the direction of hello kitty junk, the less your wife has to buy.

  41. It’s truly a shame that your wife has you so Hello-Kitty-whipped that you have to compromise your principles to restore peace.

  42. This may be totally unexpected, but way to go. Compromising with your wife to continue with the blog is, in my own opinion, better that being stubborn and having it come between you and your spouse. And as long as the hello kitty fanatics aren’t whiners about it(<you know who you are; quiddit) It can’t be that bad. Ignore any comments about you being whipped or whatever, I think this is very mature.

  43. Well, I just checked the links and don’t I feel silly! You aren’t really gonna help anyone find this stuff, are you? Oh, well. Kudos to teh blog!!!1!!!

  44. Oh man, buddy, I hear ya….this is exactly the sort of sacrifice one winds up making for the sake of one’s relationship.

    When I was still with my past boyfriend of four years, I too had made sacrifices in the form of ‘stuff I would never in hell put up with if I wasn’t trying to make this relationship work,’ by which I mean listening to hour after hour of him describing to me in excruciating detail each individual maneuver he and his assorted opponents had made in session after session of the strategy game Warcraft Three, bc he felt that that was an important portion of his life to which a girlfriend needs to listen.

    kelly

  45. Good game, sir. I’m getting a hello kitty tattoo soon and IT WILL BE IN YOUR INBOX. Thankfully, it’s not on my behind.

  46. By the way, whoever you are writing this blog, if your wife is controlling you to this extent, that is ridiculous. It’s your business what you do, but you need to ask yourself whether you can deal with her over-excitement over Hello Kitty.

    -Sincerely, a female who loves Hello Kitty, but not to the extent that your wife does.

  47. You people are really funny.
    Since you are so despo and getting the items are your LIFE, why not use the time google them yourself instead of whining like a little kid here.

  48. I am so glad that there are other Hello Kitty haters. The happy, good character is destroying all evil, and that is of course out of the question! We must resist being swept away by that ugly thing, and fight with all our power! People with Hello Kitty stuff, repent your sins, and come to the dark side! We have cookies and more!

  49. so then where can we find the stuff, I would like the hello kitty converse….. so please post it…. donยดt toy with our feelings…. I know itยดs hard that we keep asking you, and some are rude towards you, but some of us donยดt mean harm and do respect the fact that you donยดt like HK please let us now, the info….

  50. OMG people, he posted it on a wonderful day. It’s been 7 days already. Get a clue, he ain’t telling you where to get the items. Otherwise, it won’t be Hello Kitty Hell anymore.

  51. Okay people! It was an excellent day! Have you not figured that out already? Wow. If you want the items, look them up! It is not that hard. Leave the poor guy alone. Sheesh.

  52. this is directed to your wife, DONT YOU DARE MAKE HIM CLOSE THIS BLOG DOWN!!!!!! start your own if you want but LEAVE THIS SITE ALONE!!!!!!!!

  53. I love this site. I really do. I also love Hello Kitty- but I guess I realize the absurdity of it all. Yes, I want practically everything on this site and I am a little too happy that I will be able to find everything I could possibly want Hello Kitty now. My boyfriend feels the same way you do- he just doesn’t get this love for a cat. But we laugh about it constantly. I do hope that you will continue this blog and get out the lovely Hello Kitty sleeping bag ๐Ÿ™‚

  54. I’m glad you decided to work on the blog some more. I find it quite entertaining! I found it when using a search engine to look up “Hello Kitty”. And I’ll admit I’m a Hello Kitty fan myself. That’s why I typed “Hello Kitty” into the search engine.

    I didn’t realize that there were so many Hello Kitty things out there. I really like the Hello Kitty bus and would love to have a pair of Hello Kitty sneakers. But I think Hello Kitty sex toys are taking it a bit too far.

    Since this blog is an expression of your dislike of Hello Kitty, I don’t expect you to be deliberately giving out Hello Kitty information to her fans. But I do see ads for Hello Kitty along with your blog and do click on them.

    If I weren’t so short on money I would have bought some stuff from these sights. So it was no big deal if you chose not to give out information on where to get Hello Kitty underwear or a Hello Kitty lawnmower.

    I gotta get going now. I’m going to hunt for Hello Kitty Easter eggs which one of her bunny friends hid for me-lol!

    -sparkie

  55. Fail. Serious fail. I am, I suppose, a “mediocre Hello Kitty fan”. I admit to having my moments of Hello Kitty melt down that shakes me to my knees and cause me to unwillingly scream, “Awwwww I want it! I want it! It’s mine!” until my lungs give out, but I also acknowledge that Hello Kitty is and forever will be a cultist organization devised to brain wash all people with an unreasonably high estrogen level. And I’m okay with that. Hello Kitty is supposed to be loved by all who own a vagina (or want one at least) (or in denial about wanting one) (or are having the operation to obtain one) –I digress, and loathed by all who own a penis. Furthermore, having the contrast of adorably cute collectible Hello Kitty merchandise with the opposing “wtf, why on earth would anyone need this, this is pure evil propaganda” outlook is wonderful and should be kept the way it is.

    I was introduced to the magic of Hello Kitty Hell not too long ago looking for a Hello Kitty Bong (which I was very pleasantly surprised to find a beautiful bright pink bong covered in stickers here on this site) and I immediately fell under your blog’s amazingly funny and ironic charm that you created. I was sad to read that your wife is actually siding with these crazed Hello Kitty fanatics whom I am quite positive have never had sex IN THEIR ENTIRE LIFE. Or even been intimately touched by anyone other than themselves or their second cousin for that matter. Moving on, I suggest that you find these persistent Kitty pests and send them something that will shut their Hello Kitty gobs and make them scream with happiness–a Hello Kitty Vibrator. (I know that there is one in existence because I found it on your blog lol) Anyways, it’s practical, it’s covered in pink, and they’ll squeal in joy while fantasizing about having sex with their favorite bow-covered feline. (No doubt you will create a lot of messed up future crazy cat women, but it’s worth it for the sake of keeping this blog at it’s original state: NOT run by people who are easily persuaded by PINK.)

    kira-kira<3

  56. First time commenter, long time reader. Love the blog, since I’ve never been keen on the Kitty. I wonder why readers would feel the need to interfere with your marriage, though. Don’t they realize that this will make you more likely to rage against Hello Kitty?

    Dunno if it’s been suggested, but maybe it would pacify your wife if she did a sort of ‘reply’ blog to yours–Hello Kitty Heaven or something–and you guys can link to each other. She can even use it to buy or sell merchandise. And maybe she’ll distract those interfering Hello Kitty fanatics with enough pinky cutsey junk that they’ll leave you guys alone.

  57. yesterday at work i discovered your blog. i work 12 hour shifts and i spent about 10 hours reading and laughing.

    good work….

    one thing though…… is this seriously 2 weeks worth of comments from people that just simply cant spit out what a wonderful day it was?

    p.s. i have a HK tattoo but i wouldnt say i was fanatic…..

    yet.

  58. I think the crazy people who email your wife are WHORES.. Who does that.. I love your blog and I love HK.. people really need to get over themselves

  59. NO!!! You cannot give in to those bloodsucking hello kitty leeches! you’ve given them exactly what they want, and they won’t stop until they run this whole site! AGH! Now my favorite blog is being torn apart by the very thing that this site is against…

  60. I love Hk – but your website is fantastic and made me get a reality check!!

    Keep up the good work, and giving us all a good laugh!!!!

  61. I know your pain. having to deal with 3 fantics myself to the point of having to break down. I regret it but I must know where to look for the Hello Kitty muffler extension and rims.

  62. hello,

    ive read a few entries about how you might have to stop keeping up this blog, but look, i LOVE hello kitty and this is honestly one of my best blogs ever. heck, even my boyfriend loves it because he has to put up with MY obsession with hello kitty so he, too, has that “oh noo more hello kitty but i buy my gf hello kitty stuff because i love her and it really is actually pretty cute” attitude lol. so, please please please do not discontinue this blog!! it is NOT mean to hello kitty!

    kids that think this blog is mean to miss kitty: if youre an advanced reader, you should be able to understand the humor and underlying notion of love for the writers wife in it!!!

    i love this blog. please continue to write ๐Ÿ™‚ thanks!

  63. Hello Kitty is cute and all, but there is a fine line between being a fan and getting all psychotic over A FICTIONAL ANIMAL. I think your blog is both hilarious and completely merited, HK was created for children and the amount of completely inane junk HK’s face and name is slapped on is rediculous.

    You aren’t “mean” to Hello Kitty…Hello Kitty isn’t real. If people are honestly using that as an excuse to try and get your wife (who should leave this site alone…I believe you are entitled to your opinion) to make you delete your blog should go get a big dose of reality.

    Hopefully your wife will come to her senses and find something a bit less…creepy to obsess over.

    cheers.

  64. Well I hope you do stop the blog and take some advice. TERMINATE HELLO KITTY. ISOLATE HER FROM YOUR MISERABLE LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  65. A good one indeed you even got me to expose my interest in showing my Hello kitty stuff. I will have my revenge 1 APR 2010 ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Till then I hope you wife has seen the entry knowing yes guys can like hello kitty.

  66. “Wah wah wah where can I find this, where can I find that? Why haven’t you answered me, I’m going to tell your wife on you, nag nag nag”

    Get OVER IT.

    Just because you can’t find a Hello Kitty item does NOT mean you are going to die, or that the world is coming to an end. So seriously, just SHUT UP. Nobody here with the exception of you fanatics gives half a rat’s ass about HELLO KITTY ITEMS that you have not been able to find. Leave this man alone, he HATES Hello Kitty, as do the other readers of this blog who have BRAINS, which we use to understand that this is not a fan-blog. It is a blog that he uses to vent.

    Since he can’t say this for himself, (Hello Kitty sleeping bag) I shall say it for him: Hello Kitty lovers, get the *expletive* off of this site and leave him (and all of the other readers such as myself) alone! You’re ANNOYING.

    There we go. I think I got that well out of my system.

  67. Seriously? Can’t they use google?

    I have to admit, I like hello kitty but I wouldn’t call myself a fanatic. The reason I do goes back to the good old days of the internet in the late ’90s, reading a dotplan post about hello kitty’s sexual prowess. I’ve been trying to find it for years since with no luck. I guess the fanatics have quashed it (I’m sure they would have found it horrendously offensive).

  68. Just wondering if it occurred to any of the HK fanatics that the pictures displayed on the blog are sent in by hundreds of readers – do you think HKH actually spends his time looking these things up? Why would he know how to find things blogged about years ago when he didn’t even come across it in the first place? Just shut up and Google it.

    HKH, you are hilarious. Keep up the good work. I’m still laughing about the blow light.

  69. Hi, I am sorry to bother you about this, but the link that is supposed to tell where to get the Converse sneakers goes to the blog about the ‘blow light’ instead, please can you tell us where to get them or email me, I have been very good and never bothered you although I have longed for HK sneakers since the original post.
    BTW I love your blog keep up the good work!

  70. Aww man …. That kind of sucks.
    On principle you where totally in the right. But what ever lets you keep the blog I guess ๐Ÿ™‚

  71. i cant find the converse?
    It just brings to me to this wierd hello kitty blow light.
    i really want hello kitty converse

  72. I honestly don’t even know where to start. Poor HKH man, that is truly shocking. I’m usually a very lighthearted, dry sence of humour kind of individual. One of the reasons I love your blog so much is that it’s filled with dry sarcasm.

    That people would actually email your wife and complain to her that you won’t tell them where to get HK items or complain to her that don’t talk nicely about HK!!!!! I’m speachless, honestly I am and I’ve never been so embarassed to be a fan of HK as I am right now, reading to what depths some immature, pathetic people will stoop too.
    For god sake, it’s called HK hell, hello, that means the writer obv does not like HK and so freaking what. Geez, get over yourselves.

    It’s starting to strike me that some people on this site need to get a sense of humour and desperately need to grow up.

    What concerns me the most is they’re so obsessed they go running to your wife, just like kids go running to mummy if they get teased, just because you don’t agree with their love of a stupid, inanimate furry white cat *shock horror* I said naughty things about HK, quick email my mummy and tell her to put me in a time out.

    If I were your wife, I think I’d be more concerned about how these freaks were getting my email than what they were actually saying.

    Even worse, people are now shamelessly asking you where they can find the items. This is honestly the most ridiculous, childish thing I’ve ever seen. Use bl**dy google, it’s not hard, really it’s not. I’ve found several of the items he’s put up photo’s of and guess what. I googled for them. Halleluja the miracles of technology.

    I could keep ranting, but this comment is turning into an essay, so instead I will just say that I completely agree with HKH man on this point.
    You people, the ones emailing his wife that is, need to grow up, get a life and stop being so pathetic.

  73. I understand HKH man….I have one at home myself

    He makes fun of me all the time saying things like…

    Gee Honey, I bet you can get one in Hello Kitty heh heh heh…

Leave a Comment