Hello Kitty Holiday Photo Dump

It’s that time of the week. You once again have the opportunity to spare yourself from the horror that the evil feline has to offer this week. Simply go outside and do something productive and fun. Your other choice is to click on the links below to all those photos that didn’t make the front page. If you choose the later, consider inviting some of your visiting relatives to share in the horror so they can better appreciate all they have to be thankful for — namely, not living in Hello Kitty Hell…

Hello Kitty Target
Hello Kitty Boyfriend (update)
Hello Kitty Kidney
Hello Kitty Bottle Bottled Water
Hello Kitty Airplane (video)
Hello Kitty Turkey
Hello Kitty Xmas Tree (update)
Hello Kitty Reflector

Hello Kitty Thanksgiving Turkey

The Hello Kitty turkey was bad, but to take it to a literal level is something only a Hello Kitty fanatic would do — and of course, one did. This is why you never want to have Thanksgiving with anyone that loves the evil feline, and I can say that I am extremely thankful that I live in Japan where they don’t celebrate this holiday. Otherwise, I would probably also have to deal with something like the Hello Kitty Thanksgiving turkey:

Hello Kitty Thanksgiving turkey

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Hello Kitty Bottle Bottled Water

It started off with Hello Kitty bottled water and most people figured that would be enough to satisfy the Hello Kitty fanatics. Not Sanrio. In the unfortunate and misguided belief that the evil feline can be sexy, Sanrio introduced another line of water bottled in Hello Kitty body shaped bottles. Though we all looked to the forces of reason to stop things there (and without even getting into the absurdity of Hello Kitty skin water), stopping there would disregard the total lack of common sense with which we have grown accustomed to when it comes to the combination of Hello Kitty and uselessness. This time it has taken form as Hello Kitty bottle bottled water:

Hello Kitty bottle bottled water

Hello Kitty bottled water kitty

Sent in by stephy

Wedding Dress

Even worse than people asking me to be a Hello Kitty wedding planner is the thought that one day I will have to hear about the concrete plans for my own Hello Kitty wedding. I make every attempt not to write anything about Hello Kitty wedding related stuff because it inevitable leads to trouble. When my wife and I got married, her Hello Kitty fanaticism had yet to kick in, and not having a Hello Kitty wedding is something that she feels is missing from her life. Our Hello Kitty wedding would, of course, include a minimum of at least one Hello Kitty wedding dress (it’s common for the bride in Japan to change into three or four different dresses during the wedding ceremony):

Hello Kitty wedding gown

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Hello Kitty Airplane

The nightmare for anyone who travels is to somehow find themselves stuck at a Hello Kitty airport getting ready to board a Hello Kitty airplane. For those who live in Hello Kitty Hell and have managed to avoid this fate, the people at Eva Air felt (for some unfathomable reason) that people would like to see in detail how they went about and destroyed one of the planes in their fleet:

Sent in by Karin

Hello Kitty Turkey

It’s not difficult to spot a child of a Hello Kitty fanatic. I’ve always complained that after Halloween and the evil feline’s birthday, Hello Kitty jumps straight into Christmas, but if this is what Thanksgiving would be like, maybe I should rethink that position…

Hello Kitty turkey

Sent in my Martha

Hello Kitty Reflector

My wife has failed in her attempts to get me a Hello Kitty bike with Hello Kitty bike tires, but that has not stopped her from trying to Hello Kittify my current bike. Her latest attempt was placing this reflector of the evil feline on the back of both of our bikes. While my wife insists that the Hello Kitty reflector is there for safety reasons, my guess is that having this on our bikes has greatly increased the potential of getting hit as motorists now take direct aim at us…

Hello Kitty reflector