Hello Kitty Devil Worship

Apparently there is a rumor going around that Hello Kitty was created as a result of a pact with the devil. While I would like to claim that this idea was mine (hey, I live in Hello Kitty Hell), it turns out that this episode is far more sinister:

The story is how Hello Kitty came to be…that a mother or father, depending on the version of the story had a child that had cancer. The parent made a pact with the devil that if the child was cured they would create a character in the devil’s honor that would be adored worldwide. There are different variations but they all boil down to the point that Hello Kitty is evil and that God fearing people should stay away from any HK products as they are affiliated with the Devil and Devil worship.

While this is not technically true, it’s hard to dismiss completely since Sanrio likes to use the devil theme on many of their products:

hello kitty devil bra and panty set

This is how I assume this rumor came to be:

Sanrio was running out of products on which to place the evil feline and decided that one demographic they had not yet converted in large numbers were devil worshippers. Since the goal of Hello Kitty is world domination, the corporate offices made up a story that would appeal to devil worshippers and began sending out the email. The plan has worked brilliantly and you can now count several hundred thousand devil worshippers as ardent Hello Kitty fans. While this may at first appear to be over the top and unbelievable, remember that Sanrio still officially pretends that their shoulder massager is nothing more than a shoulder massager. When you think about, all of a sudden this makes a whole lot more sense. Just saying…

Sent in by Bob

68 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Devil Worship

  1. Creeeeeepy story…

    Oh, hey, first post!

    Anyway, I saw a similar theme in a webcomic: The demon of Idol Worship has a HK head sewed onto it, and a theme of Mickey Mouse for its back legs. Interesting, the way people think, huh?

  2. C’mon,man i saw this text up here on uncyclopedia!
    you cannot be taking everything you read seriously! I really agree that HK has a 666 on her forehead,but this text was made to make people laugh,not to be taken as truth!

  3. i would like to know if that bra set is for sale and if so how do i get to your website to be able to see other ones and prices

  4. this is not new stuff to me!!! It can be bought at H&M here in norway!!! i have alot of stuff from that little cute “devil” 😛

  5. i love hello kitty! ya’ll who say she’s evil, u guyz are BITCHEZ!! and not the good kind of bitchezz…..the bad kinds……..

    • Girll how you gone call somebody a b just because they believe this stupid stuff that they don’t know for a fact if they believe them let them believe because only god knows who worships the devil and who doesn’t because if somebody called you a b you would bead so shut up !

  6. OMG ya take things so serious!
    She is not evil!! I been searching on this for a while and i relized that people get payed to spread crap around like the world ending!
    They also said this about pokemon! v___v
    Ya need to chill and take some pills and stuff to help ya! Now i am scared of hello kitty ….. Not exacly but now when i see her i get like chills cause of the story but you have to belive what you belive!
    (: Thankz for readin.

    • Cassie, first of all it’s not omg it’s omw, second of all pokemon is so seriously evil cause it stands for pocket demon. And thirdly, don’t cover the bad with your sweet speech.

  7. This is stupid. It’s just propaganda. Smart if u ask me. A whole new market and people talking about ur product. Smart marketing.

  8. yu guys are scaring me now when i look at hello kitty i get freaked out!!!!!!!!!!! sooo stoppp saying all thaat crapp…. AND NOW everytime i see her i haft tu puut lips on her ~_~

  9. i think that hello kitty as well as many other popular products mean evil things -but- it’s not the product it’s the way you use it,if you use it for evil it creates evil if you use it for good then good will come out of it

  10. “i love hello kitty! ya’ll who say she’s evil, u guyz are BITCHEZ!! and not the good kind of bitchezz…..the bad kinds……..”

    This was just…… so….. enlighteningly…. poetic.

    Anyway. Sugar, the amount of things that are taken and given little devil tails and horns is in the thousands. Especially when they are little pictures on the crotch of a ladies panties. This is not to depict the devil worshiping cult of Hello Kitty madness, but to make it seem like the cuddly little girlie you just undressed has claws in there somewhere. 😉

    Meeoooowww. :*

  11. I honestly am in love with hello kitty and I don’t belive a single bit of this bull shit story so I would apreciate if people would stop saying that HK is a symbolization of the devil thank u so very much

  12. God you gus are crazy but I do agree with Cassie and Alize rojo everytime I look at HK now I fell a little creeped out but I’m still HKs number 1 fan and I will never stop loving her unless she really is a devil which is not true! And I also agree with Cassie 4 another reason you people do get paid 2 say all this crap and yes I may be eleven but I won’t take any nonsense from HK haters esspecially if they are going 2 harrass her so stop your crap for the second time god stop hating HK what did she ever do to you I mean I know you say she took your wife into her absolutely adorable world but she’s still married to you and HK can never take her away from you and shell love you no matter what.and if she had 2 choose between you and HK shell deffinitely choose you and learn 2 accept HK if your wife has a HK bikini let her have it don’t complain she still looks sexy dosent she and by the way I’m a girl and I’m not a lesbian so remember HK is part of your family now so accept her and be gratefull your wife dosent make you waer HK briefs so start loving HK

  13. seriously.. i believe this story is completely true.. lady gaga one of the biggest known devil worshipers out in media made a song for this cat.. what else do you need?

  14. Omg this is scary but i love god and im srry i cant believe tht she represents evil r the devil buh whenevr i seeher n ow it creeps me out

  15. I hate not being in the itty bitty titty committee…I can’t rock hello kitty bras. Darn it all. This is cute! Damn my big boobs.

  16. i love hello kitty nomatter what people says about hello kitty, its just a a character wtf >_< lmfaaooooo if shes "evil" then why no evil stuff goes one wen people buys her stuff? exacly. so stfu about her has to do wit the devil foh, otherwise i wouldnt had let my daughter have hk plush….until i c shes realy "evil" then ill stop buying her stuff….eventho itll be hard lol fuck it I LOVE YOU HELLO KITTY i also like Kuromi…o wait so if H Kitty is evil like people say, so ur saying all her friends are also evil? cus sanrio iz hello kitty AND friends =p shes made with the rest of the sanrio characters dummys!

  17. Hello Kitty is swagg, regardless. lol Nahh jk. But c’mon that cute little thing seems so harmless. She’s just a cartoon character. Don’t believe everything you hear. I have a tatt of her and I’m not a devil worshiper.
    #IBelieveInPositiveAndNegativeEnergy~

  18. You ppl are putting too much thought into this devil stuff. If your god fearing stay away from hello kitty wow you ppl are crazy bible bangers. Its a freakin kids toy you crazy ass holes!

  19. You are the kind of ppl who should never read the bible its dangerous in your hands. Take love and kindness and turn it into devil and brimstone crazy ass bible bangers hello kitty is a kids toy you freaks

  20. I dunno how s lady gaga catholic, just google who she worships…and founders of hello kitty could worship devil, never know, just like a founder of Disney… It’s hard to believe… But it is what it is… Just search “illuminati” and u see
    @laced up its not the toy that’s scares but the thoughts of the creators that they put into hello kitty. Nobody says to stay away from it, you make yr own choice

  21. those who think that hello kitty is an angel your not searching too much. many people are getting addicted to hello kitty too much because it is demonic and why are you attracted? because you watch demonic things like lady gagas concert spongebob squarepants, house of anubis , barney, etc so many demonic things those who doesnt understand search the net read a bible.

  22. Oh My God!! I Ca’t Belve This, especially Since Im Such A HUGE Hello Kitty Fan… You Know What I Just Realized?? The First 3 Letters In Hello Are Hell, and The Devil Has To Do With hell…. Hmm

  23. ummmmm i like hello kitty, and im not a devil worshipper i find this kind of offensive and will repost this website to the authorities, and get it shut down……oh and btw dubs im catholic -_- sheesh

  24. ummmmm i like hello kitty, and im not a devil worshipper i find this kind of offensive and will repost this website to the authorities, and get it shut down……oh and btw dubs im catholic -_- sheesh

  25. heeeyyyy
    i think we shouldent belive that cause you need more prove hk is the devil. make some sence peps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. this mother dauter had mouth cancer and the mother sold her soul to the devil so her dauter can live the devil said she had to make something that will sell thats how hello kitty was born and thats why hello kitty has no mouth because her dauter has mouth cancer.true story

  27. I told my friend when she is upsest with hello kitty and she still did not believe me intill i showed her the video with pictures of what the mother have done to her own daughter AND STILL SHE STILL DONT BELIEVE ME!!!!!!!!!
    (^.^)/

  28. That’d be cool if I could get that, or at least a hello kitty bra. But they have none that would fit me here in america. I like hello kitty though.

  29. The only thing I believe about this story is that whoever created Hello Kitty really is a satan worshiper. For those who don’t know, in order for one to become rich & famous (celebrities, famous clothing designers & etc. one has to sell their soul.. Just for fortune & fame.. Millions & millions of dollars that shouldn’t matter to them because in the end.. It wont’t be so worth it because one day, we will All stand before God on judgment day. Hello Kitty represents a Sex Kitten.. Just the same way that Cheetah print also represents a sex kitten. All these famous people that go around flaunting their goodies in short lil leopard print mini skirts or shorts & blouses are getting paid to represent the All Famous trademark of a Sex Slave. ….. Don’t believe it?… Just look it up for yourself. All the information is right there on the internet.These celebrities sell their souls.. Ever notice how they always do hand symbolism around their eye which represents “The All Seeing Eye”/The Eye of Lucifer.
    Keep in mind that we do not live in a perfect world.. Or a fantasy world where satan is just in chill mode & sittin back watching us live our lives & he’s just watching ever so nicely & wishing good things upon humanity.. Think again. If you’ve read the Bible & have studied the Bible, you will Know that satan and the fallen angels got kicked out of Heaven because they are wicked.. Evil. They were trying to corrupt Heaven. So if he tried to corrupt Heaven.. What makes u think he won’t try to corrupt this world?

  30. God loves u. The Lord is calling on you.. But are you really listening? There IS a Heaven and there IS a hell; we all need to repent & change our sinful ways before it’s too late. Psalm 16:11 says “Thou will show me The Path of Life.” WHO is gonna show us? GOD! But HOW can He show you, if you won’t let Him? Just want you to know because our Lord & Savior Jesus Christ cares & I care.. Thank you & God bless.
    Remember, it’s never too late to make a fresh start with God.

  31. A loving god wouldn’t toss people’s souls into an everlasting inferno because he’s overly emotional and needs them to pay attention to him. Jesus was a man, despite his lineage you worship a man rather than directly having faith in your creator. We might as well go back to worshiping thunder storms.

  32. It’s not about God tossing people’s souls into the fiery pits of hell. That’s us making the choice of going to hell and Satan making claim. Please stop blaming God for human choice’s and Satan’s deceit. It’s easy to get it twisted isn’t it. That’s what Satan does. He wants us to thing God is mean and selfish. Read your bible for facts before judging. Thanks.
    God bless!

  33. Wow. You god freaks are really stupid. The cat doesn’t worship satan it’s a freakin cat! And you guys need to stop trying to kiss gods ass because when your at the gates of heaven he might just make you stuck on earth because he doesn’t want to deal with your clingy ass. No one likes a suck up even your god says he loves every one. And I’m sure even god says YOU CAN’T MESS WITH FREE WILL!

  34. Kitty stop being sick and I stopped liking themstop itright now how can you don’t listen to double please listen to this messagehello everyone elseyou stop I also like youthis girl message to Hello Kitty goodbye

  35. I am upsets with hello kitty but every one at school tell me that hello kitty is the devil but I don’t care and I just ignor them and I don’t think she the devil cuz she’s not the devil so I don’t care what people say!

  36. they said hello kitty has no mouth because a child of mother was have a mouth cancer so the mom created a cartoon character it commanded by satan i dont know if this is real,but i really hate hello kitty merchandise i only pushing it to devil worship sometimes.and sometimes when i see a hello kitty school supply its like someone pushing me to steal it and sometimes i really steal it :(…

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