One mans hell with cute overload
Since there are already way too many Hello Kitty cars out there – everything from Smart Cars to minivans – it should be no surprise that a Hello Kitty pick-up truck is roaming the streets terrorizing all those unfortunate enough to see it. I guess it makes sense. The Hello Kitty fanatic needs a place … Read more
I always hate putting up Hello Kitty cars like the recent Hello Kitty Smartcar (and plenty of others over time: Honda – VW Bug – Polski Fiat – Toyota Scion – Porsche – Mitsubishi Princess – Ferrari) because that always sends a new wave of Hello Kitty cars into my email box. This is seriously … Read more
Hello Kitty cars (Honda – VW Bug – Polski Fiat – Toyota Scion – Porsche – Mitsubishi Princess – Ferrari) are awful. The Hello Kitty Smart Car puts awful and cramped together to ensure that you can’t keep your lunch down and the only place to let it go is right in your own lap… … Read more
In celebration of Hello Kitty’s 34th birthday (kind of sad I have this information in my brain – by the way, aren’t cats supposed to die after 15 years or so?) I figured I should show what the evil feline means to me…
Some random Hello Kitty mail that has made its way into my email box: I enjoy reading your blog, and I think it’s even more funny that you are helping hello kitty fanatics find more ideas of things to buy. I have an honest question. I am 25 yrs, I don’t quite think of myself … Read more
One would assume that a personalized Hello Kitty license plate (or two) would be about as bad as it could get (although they do have those Hello Kitty license plate thingies that don’t even have names), but that would be greatly underestimating the evil feline. It appears that she was able to slip a few … Read more
I have long learned that it is never a good idea to open my email in the morning if I have been drinking the night before. Seeing Hello Kitty emails is bad enough, but viewing Hello Kitty emails with a hangover is just about the worst way to wake up in the morning. Lately, however, … Read more
It’s already been well established that Hello Kitty fanatics are, to put it diplomatically, fanatical. In being so, they go far beyond what most of us normal people would consider, for lack of a better word, sane. Usually this merely means buying lots of useless Hello Kitty crap, but apparently some are willing to go … Read more
It seems that Sanrio has teamed up with the military to bring the scariest military vehicle that anyone could imagine: Hello Kitty, in her quest at world domination, has moved up from the Hello Kitty Ferrari and other Hello Kitty cars and is now producing armoured personnel carriers for the Army (although this is a … Read more