It Ain't Going To Happen

Don’t even bother asking, it isn’t going to happen. All your pleading, whining, and crying have absolutely no effect on me because basically, I don’t care. In fact, it rather brings a smile to my face seeing Hello Kitty fanatics whine and plead for something they can’t find (kind of like Hello Kitty Hell in reverse and it almost seems poetic in justice – my wife, the ultimate Hello Kitty fanatic, doesn’t only bring Hello Kitty Hell on me, but also onto other Hello Kitty fanatics because they can’t find what they want). Maybe there is a higher being after all…

I live in Hello Kitty Hell so there is absolutely no way I am going to spend any of my time searching, looking or even telling you where you can find any of the Hello Kitty stuff my wife locates (I view this as a good samaritan service to all human beings across the world on my part so they don’t have to look at even more Hello Kitty – and especially to any significant others you may have. I bet they would even pay me for this service.)

Or maybe I should just put it in words that any Hello Kitty fanatic should be able to understand: Hello Kitty Hell has no mouth – you’ll simply have to find the answer with your heart ๐Ÿ˜‰

147 thoughts on “It Ain't Going To Happen

  1. That’s ok, I’ve got some Hello Kitty-ness to share!

    I found an etsy store that sells Hello Kitty YARN! If your wife (or any other reader) knits she can buy hand spun yarn from this girl, I’ve already bought some myself. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    (sorry dude, us crazy Hello Kitty addicts gotta stick together)

  2. I don’t know what it is with your site, it somehow fuels the obsession. At first i though it was just me, but after reading other people’s posts its obvious it affects other Hello Kitty fans the same way.

  3. It’s okay, if you don’t tell us, the more we will bug and send you random hello kitty stuff we find ๐Ÿ™‚ (this little hello kitty fan has an evilshish side to her when she lacks HK) :), I love your site :). Oh yeah, look at these hello kitty shoes, some are cute, but some are over the top, you should show them to your wife

  4. Wow. Leemy is evil hahahahahaha.

    Anyway, I suppose you’re right with not wanting to share all your Hello Kitty with us. It’s okay, I know you just want to keep it all to yourself (JK). I love your site! And I should send you a picture of Hello Kitty buses when I get the chance to… >D

  5. You know, your site can be funny, but there is no need to be MEAN. ๐Ÿ˜›
    I will find those shoes if I have to ship myself in a box to Japan.

  6. Hello, Hello Kitty Man (sorry I don’t know your name ๐Ÿ™‚ How can you not expect this to happen when you’re writing this entire blog about Hello Kitty (@__@) Come on, come on~~The more you don’t tell, the more emails and comments you’re going to be getting. Hello Kitties will be talking to you day and night……..!!!!

    Leemy–I think that pict is too much…even for myself being a crazy HK fan. I think Kitty Man is going to faint and close up this blog soon. >D

  7. r u sure u hate hello kitty? or r u trying to fake that u HATE hello kitty, but really LOVE it??? because if i hated something i wouldn’t waste my time to dedicate a website talking about how crappy it is.

  8. I know this Hello Kitty Thing must bug you but why not capitolize on it by at least publishing your wifes site or running a banner ad. With this much traffic you could easily increase her income. Hell or not it can help pay the bills.

  9. Please Please donรขโ‚ฌโ„ขt tell them. I feel your pain in Hello Kitty Hell, and agree with you not telling 100,000,000.00%. It has to have some checks to balance this fanaticism that is running rampant. As I see it, the day รขโ‚ฌล“Hello Kitty Hellรขโ‚ฌ? discloses its plethora of Hello Kitty shopping information. That is the day รขโ‚ฌล“Hello Kitty Hellรขโ‚ฌ? increases by a factor of 100, leaving nothing but รขโ‚ฌล“Hello Kitty Hellรขโ‚ฌ?.

    Thanks

  10. Oh Lord. I’m so sorry! I’m female and loathe not only hello kitty but all her little horrible friends. Don’t give out the info please!

  11. Great Website!

    The bit about Hello Kitty having no mouth has such an allegorical ring to it. It reminds of Harlan Ellison’s book of wonderful (but very creepy) short stories, titled “I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream!” Sounds just like HKH…

  12. Don’t worry. We’ll find them on our own. But meanwhile, keep sending Hello Kitty pictures! There was no reason to approach this like an asshole, but he did anyway.. so it’s going to backfire. Torture him with pictures!

  13. rofl – Hello Kitty fanatics love my site, but start calling me names when I won’t help them (hint: have you read any of my posts?). Maybe there is justice in Hello Kitty Hell ๐Ÿ˜‰

  14. your wife must really thank you for being so supportive, i bet she spends tons of money (maybe yours) on hello kitty shit (i am an addict, myself) left to my own devices, i would probably make a house devoted to hello kitty (oh wait they have already done that: http://home-and-garden.webshots.com/album/552908602IRcseZ) but yeah it would be nice if you shared the sources of the wonderfully ironic and post-modern cultist culture icon that is The Hello Kitty, but i do understand where you are coming from!

  15. You are too funny! I voted to save Hello Kitty, and I want to win it…hehehe. I noticed the vote number in the poll didn’t change, this isn’t rigged is it? You sound so determined to smash the lil darlin’. What did she do to you? I will be back to read some more soon. You seem to be a sagaciouly aware and articulate guy. I like that in a person. Blessings to you and your wife, Pami

  16. I have to ask..
    whats your house like?
    is there a room for her hello kitty merchanndise or..
    is it around the place?
    every corner you turn?
    every step you take?
    is it watching you?
    i often wonder.

  17. weather you like it or not hello kitty has taken over nearlly all the world! hahahhhahahaaha, and i dont think one small man like you could stop it! lol not to be rude or any thing…lol

  18. OH MY GOD THIS IS GREAT ! ! ! !

    I’m a Kitty fan and deserve a kick in the nuts for it and here it is!!

    I dug the Converse and looked everywhere for a pair and NO LUCK.

    Reading the hate mail other fans send you is GREAT!!

    Man what a bunch of sniveling sissies we are.

    Keep up the good work. Tantalizing us is murder! ! !

  19. You are the biggest jerk I have ever met in my entire life!! If I ever get my hands on some of those noodles, I’m gonna boil those suckers and then track you down and throw them right in your obnoxious face, you creep! I’m glad you’re sick of all that hello kitty stuff. I’m glad your wife makes you put up with it. GOOD!! Do the whole world a favor and pull your bottom lip up over your head and swallow!! LOOSER!

  20. You are the biggest jerk I have ever met in my entire life!! If I ever get my hands on some of those noodles, Iโ€™m gonna boil those suckers and then track you down and throw them right in your obnoxious face, you creep! Iโ€™m glad youโ€™re sick of all that hello kitty stuff. Iโ€™m glad your wife makes you put up with it. GOOD!! Do the whole world a favor and pull your bottom lip up over your head and swallow!! LOOSER!

    Wow Melissa, that is certainly the Hello Kitty spirit. You might want to have a nice long chat with Hello Kitty about that pent up anger problem ๐Ÿ˜‰

  21. Do they make Hello Kitty Prozac?

    After reading this thread, I think the people at Sanrio are hurriedly making contacts to negotiate the creation of it. There is obviously a need for it that isn’t being met ๐Ÿ˜‰

  22. hi .. 2 all tha hk lovers (likeeee me ) ๐Ÿ™‚ i have evrything from bed spread 2 candy.. i wanna meet ur wife hk mann hahah !! im soo excited lol ..

    buh guess wat ??

    any ov ur items ur mentioning i bet i can find them lol !! ๐Ÿ™‚

  23. Those fanatics… they’re a bit dense aren’t they?
    They’re reading a blog.. devoted to the hatred of Hello Kitty, and they expect you to tell them where to find it.
    *gasp*
    Psst.
    Do they realise you’re a MAN?
    And that men and HK don’t mix?

  24. you know, i don’t hate you for it. yeah, i’m a HK fan, but not a fanatic, so i can appreciate both sides. :3

    if i had to live like you (in an environment that drove me mad), i think i would go out of my way not to contribute to others’ obsessions, too. xD

  25. ok…i’ve just found this site becuase I was searching for Converse, and found that GOD-AWFUL HelloKitty pair. Who the HELL would buy those???
    Stupid thing to say, I suppose, with all the HelloKitty lovers above this comment.
    So anyway. Let me get this straight. You, obviously, hate Hello Kitty. But the amount of times you mention your wife. Is she like a number 1 fan?? And have EVERYTHING HelloKitty, from what I can tell???
    Ahahahahahaha. No offence, but i feel so sorry for you.
    It could be worse. I don’t know how, but it could be =]

  26. Hi i just stumbled across this website while checking out HK stuff to buy for my daughter, and i think its highlarious!!!! i’ve never known anyone who hates something so much to put so much energy into the very thing that they hate lol! well have fun tormenting and I hope everyone else out there will find their desired items…

  27. You say : “I live in Hello Kitty Hell so there is absolutely no way I am going to spend any of my time searching, looking or even telling you where you can find any of the Hello Kitty stuff my wife locates”.

    Well, if you consider that you don’t have any time to spend in answering questions about how to find Hello Kitty items, how could you find time to make a blog and feed it quiet frequently ? I think you are becoming addicted to!
    So please don’t make us believe that you live in Hell because of that. You spend a lot of time in this blog, even if the information simply comes to you and you don’t have to look at it, it takes a while to look at your e-mails, answer to trackbacks, and type an article on each item you found…
    I think you are simply feeding your bigger “fear”.
    At least, thanks to your blog I can entertain by discovering new items. So just for that : THANK YOU.

  28. I like your tenacity in not sharing. I have a fruitcake blog because I like fruitcake, and I do not believe in taking the bait or sinking to the level of the fruitcake-hater. Right on, man. Stick to your guns.

  29. I SOOOO want the AK-47 Hello Kitty. The AK-47 is my most favorite weapon and to have it in Hello Kitty would be so delightful. I would get a group of my friends together and we could have a “ladies semi-automatic Hello Kitty Evening.” Ah, to be with my own kind….
    Thank you for your most informative site. I am now searching for a Hello Kitty AK-47 here in the US.

  30. Oh no… I think must have that jacket, or just take a look at it (the hello kitty leather jacket), but cant find it. ๐Ÿ™
    Can someone help me? Either to gett me out of my HK addiction , or to find that jacket! O.o

  31. Dude, I’m a chick and I can see where you’re coming from. I’m not a big fan of these characters you see on this girly stuff. Tinkerbell’s right up there with Hello Kitty in my book >.<. I love your articles and my fiancee does to. Keep fighting the good fight! lol

  32. Also wanted to note how obnoixiously aborable it is that HK fanatics refuse to use stronger language than a-hole and jerk. The threaten to torture you with pictures or bug you like the immature children they really are.

    NO OFFENSE TO THE POLITE HK FANTATICS-We need more people like you in the world who can tolerate a little disagreement. ^.^

    It takes all kinds people. And Kudos to you for sharing your frustration dude.

    Also to the frustrated fanatics-Google, Ebay, and toy store sites all have search >.<

  33. LOL. This has been one funny blog. Although I’m a bit of a Hello Kitty Lover– I never had gone extreme about it because I’d rather spend my money on game consoles. Most of my Hello Kitty stuff were just gifts and my plush collection were McDonald’s freebies that my relatives also gave to me. I just like looking at the stuff though.

    After looking at some of the merchandise posted here, I just couldn’t help but scratch my head… Sanrio really is pretty desperate about money. I could predict your wife is a frequent customer in the Hello Kitty Cafe if there was ever one near you.

    Congrats, I think you made me not like Hello Kitty as much anymore. ^^

    P.S. To those Hello Kitty fanatics out there, the search bar is always your friend. Lol.

  34. Does anyone know where I can get a HK AK-47 in the US? Now that I have seen the HK version I no longer want to play with my plain black one….

  35. Im still wondering why you married your wife in the first place. Or did she become obsessed with hello kitty AFTER the fact. Or did she hide it from you until you couldnt get away.

  36. EVERYONE! I have alot of these stuff. The instant noddles,
    the shoes, the golf balls, alot! I get them from China, or
    mostly i get them from this store in China that keeps contact
    with Sanrio. Sorry, people who live in US, you cant really buy
    REAL hello kitty stuff. In us, you can buy hk cellphones,
    but in China, you can get HELLO KITTY IPHONES.(i have one)

  37. sadly, I have only found AK-47 kits and already assembled semi-automatics from Eastern Europe, none with HK logo and all in sparkles. This just makes my desire stronger. To play with a new HK toy would make for a very fun filled evening. Just putting a HK set of stickers on my AK-47 is not the same thing. Is anyone out there able to tell me where I can get my very own HK-AK-47 in the US?

  38. Psh. I love both your comments on things, and your wife’s obsession with Hello Kitty myself. I wouldnt deck myself out in it. x) but hey, I love it myself.

    Shush to all you people saying, “He’s an a-hole” for not telling where Hello Kitty are here on his site.

    My words to you: LOOK HARDER

  39. I totally agree with everything you have to say. Some people are just plain crazy.. cutting HK on their arm??? I like Hk but there is definately a limit on how far you can go and that is WAY too far. You are now offically one of my favorite people I love to read your blogs!

  40. when i saw the picture of the person with hk carved int their arm
    i was almost sick
    i mean
    i LOVE hello kitty
    but thats just wrong
    D:

    i think
    you should put more pics of your home up
    and maybe let your wife do a blog ๐Ÿ˜‰

  41. Thankyou so very much for your blog. I’m so damn sick of people slapping cutesy little animal pictures on everything and then going mental over how special it is.
    Also, ahem…

    “I am Hello Kitty of Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.”

    (Just thought that was kind of appropriate, considering the amount of crap with HK on it)

  42. DO NOT WHINE. THEY ARE REAL. NOW YOU MUST GO FIND HOW TO PURCHASE THEM. YOU’RE WELCOME.

    And there is no need to be psycho over Hello Kitty items. If HK is the center of your universe then you can spend hours trying to find items rather than being immature and wishing death.

  43. This man, though witty and completely hilarious, isn’t very bright.

    Has he not seen the ad bordering nearly all of his blog-pages?

    It reads:
    “rare and fun hello kitty products from japan”

    enjoy, fellow HK fans!
    This man can’t keep us down!

  44. I view this as a good samaritan service to all human beings across the world on my part so they donโ€™t have to look at even more Hello Kitty – and especially to any significant others you may have. I bet they would even pay me for this service.

    Oh, good. We’d hate to think you were being melodramatic or something. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    And Whiny Hello Kitty fans- get over it. It’s obvious that this site is meant to make fun of HK, not to sell anything. Haven’t you ever heard of google?

    P.S. I found the shoes. HA!

  45. I did own a hello kitty waffle maker. I only bought it because it’s on clearance and the price is very cheap. Also, the waffle size? Small enough so my butt doesn’t grow if I eat a few of them.

  46. I fully supports this website, as me myself is not a Hello Kitty fan. I don’t really understand how come this big head with no mouth kitty can create such a fanatic around the world.
    And now I am really glad that there are someone who really share my opinion about Hello kitty. I really hope that more people would join in to share their hatred for hello kitty.

  47. So I get that you don’t want to be bothered with questions on where to buy certain items or looking for them or whatever and I would never dream of even asking you, but I was wondering if maybe I could email your wife who seems to love hello kitty because I do have one question for her. I really hope you wouldn’t mind that one favor but I won’t be malicious or angry if you decline. Thanks.

  48. IF YOU LIKE HELLO KITTY WHY THE #*% ARE YOU ON THIS GLORIOUS SITE OPOSING HELLO KITTY.

    IF YOU ASK ME AND I DON’T CARE IF YOU DIDN’T THE PEOPLE IN CHARGE OF HELO KITTY SHOULD BE PUT IN GILITINES SO THERE BRAINS CAN BE EXAMED BY SCIENTISTS OR AT THE VERY LEAST BE ASSASINATED LIKE JFK SO NO ONE WILL KNOW WHO DID IT.

  49. Well the thing is even if people do like hello kitty this site is incredibly entertaining, the commentaries on the photos of the most ridiculous items are hilarious and even if someone likes hello kitty doesnt mean they want all the incredibly ridiculous items posted on this website. So instead of yelling and screaming at people who like hello kitty and enjoy this site why dont you just find something better to do with your time and ignore comments that bother you and just enjoy the site for what it is. Yelling at people about liking this site and hello kitty is ridiculous and incredibly childish.

  50. I’m a hello kitty fan, and I find your site awesome and entertaining… I wonder if my husband feels the same way? Probably, eh? Haha

  51. I came across your site looking for a Hello Kitty Casket and saw the tombstone. I’m sorry your living in Hell, have you thought of starting your own collection? Porn, Comic books, video games are a few i think of.

    And to the people looking to the hello kitty items most of it seems to me to be from Japan or China. Just look thats the fun part, you may even find something you didn’t think to look for.

    A HK fan that really loves your site.

  52. hi, love the site. love the kitty myself (since i work at sanrio) ;D. But i wonder if you really hate hello kitty if you love your hello kitty fanatic wife, i mean, she’s practically a copy of her by now right? ๐Ÿ˜€

  53. Build an ark of gopher wood ( Noah’s Ark for the slower ones ) and put every Hk thing in it. tow this ark to a quiet calm part of the ocean and NUKE IT!!!

  54. u know wat i hate u lam a hole u get on my d nerves and guess wat i found that flat screen so u cant hind thinks from the hate hah hah hah hah hah !!!! keep your secrets i dont need them and plus if u really hated hello kitty u would right a website about it sssooo that means u really looovvve hello kitty isn’t that rite u little hello kitty lover oh and if your wondering me and my 15 friends will find all your stuff have a good live a hole llovve the hate ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ go head cry ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ™‚

  55. Several years ago there was a Hell Kitty T-Shirt (Black, vampire fangs, pitchfork and a devil halo) and it was awesome! I regret not buying it. It drove my sister nuts (yep loves HK). Can you sell Hell Kitty stuff so we can get back at people? please? Sorry about those shorts – I would never make my husband wear something like that. Soldier On! Love your site!

  56. I Love HK. Poor fellow in that HK racing suit should give it to a girl who could rock it out! So rad on a chick, so sad on a guy! You could never get me to agree to parting with my HK junk, but kudos to your wife on sharing with the kids.

  57. Hahaha. I gotta say I like Hello Kitty but I love this blog even more. And it’s so funny cuz I spent several hours today on my computer searching for Hk items for our new car. I just love the fact that HK Hell is struggling with his wife’s new car style. I just pictured myself and I never really spent some time trying to think what my husband thinks about it. I mean I wanted to decorate it cuz, it looks cute and everything, but then again.. what about my hubby’s feelings driving a girly minivan? First thing I’ll do when he comes home from work is gonna be that, asking 4 his opinion. Although I know he’s gonna say “I don’t care” But HE DOES CARE! So I’m gonna skip the hk car accessorie shopping and spend more time reading this blog.

  58. I love Hello Kitty, but I also enjoy your blog….I found it yesterday and was wondering why you were so bitter towards hello kitty…..I think secretly you like her because, in your own way, you are a hello kitty fanatic!

  59. OMG!! you won’t tell us where to get them?? This really IS HELLO KITTY HELL!!!!!!!! at least for me ๐Ÿ™ this site is such a tease!!!

  60. Since you are an anti hello kitty fellow,

    I was just wondering if you would possibly know if there are ANY ANTI HELLO KITTY products out there (i.e little toys)

  61. Oh man, we’re on the internet.
    Be creative on how to search for stuff.

    Lazy is a way of life now I guess.

    I truly enjoy Hello Kitty Hell, despite my Hello Kitty Watercooler and shower curtain.
    Some of the Hello Kitty stuff that’s out there is totally nuts.

    I bet my husband wouldn’t mind, but I wouldn’t do that to him.

  62. I admit i like Hello Kitty but i like your blog, no i don’t like those items you talked about, they send me to hell you know. I truly enjoy your blog despite i like Hello Kitty and had her beside my computer, nothing to do with my username, it was just a response to my cousins obsession to hello kitty(no mentioning of names please)

  63. You horrible person! Oh, I kid. This is a great site, I, for one, was astonished by some of the stuff I had no idea was hello-kitty-fied. My main thought, however, as I read through some of this stuff, is that you must be a *very* tolerant husband. If I was married to some dude who was into something I totally couldn’t stomach, well I probably wouldn’t marry the dude in the first place.

    I don’t really get the hello kitty fanatics. I mean, yeah hello kitty stuff is cute, but there’s much cuter and more aesthetic stuff out of the Morning Glory store. But even then, I like getting stuff from there but filling your house with it is just tacky.

    These fans getting all worked up asking you to tell them where you got it is just stupid. It’s like how at the end of Interview with the Vampire, daniel suddenly begged louis to make him into a vampire, like he didn’t get anything out of the entire story of agony louis told him.

    Like, don’t you get it?? this dude is AGAINST the spread of hello kitty stuff.

    all right, I gotta study.

  64. LOL! I can’t believe i didn’t know about this blog!! ๐Ÿ™‚ i came across it when i did a search for hello kitty tattoos ๐Ÿ™‚
    I love HK to death but i find your blog hilarious and great to read ๐Ÿ™‚

    I especially laughed with the comments u made about the hello kitty mac series cause it sounded just like my fiance when i told him how much money i spent on the “kitty koutoure” series & stuff from the regular mac series ๐Ÿ™‚

  65. i dont think dat dis is appropriate apparently dont nobody care dat you dont want 2 share address’s or anything dis is 2 hello kitty hell and also lilypop i lik ur spirit u funny muhaahaaa it was halarious. LOL

  66. I love this Hello Kitty hell website! I can’t beleve there is so much Hello Kitty crap out there! I feel for you dude, at some point Hello Kitty becomes to much. Maybe you should throw something Mickey Mouse into the mix just Because it would mess up the them.

  67. This is absolutely hilarious. I LOVE HKitty but chyeah, i love hearing what haters have to say because comedy comes before the cats. LOL your wife is awesome, is she doing that on purpose, does she know about this? I suppose this is the only place to go for escape…although i envy her a tad. ๐Ÿ™‚

  68. Hahahaha! that’s all, if they want anything… they have eyes for looking it up!!

    lol, about three weeks ago, i had wanted to buy a freaky pen -just a pen but this time i wanted a really weird thing… so i bought i kuromi pen -yep, from hello kitty hell.

    …i had liked it, and i started looking hk’s stuff… now, about one week looking what kind of stuff are… i am pretty sick @_@ hell what’s up? no way!! i definitely want power and death metal stuff in my pencil case again!!!! -well…. that kuromi is metalhead.. whatvs, i am definitely not buying anythig over 10 dlls ยฌยฌ it’s a waste!
    better to save the money for a macbook ยฌยฌ

    Very good site man, btw =)!
    Ps. you should love your wife a lot… I would have married an insane fanatic of kitty… but not holding for long!!

  69. its funny that i like hello kitty to a point but i love reading ur rants more ?

    wow hello kitty fans email n ask where u find that crap .
    they must of had a hello kitty high when the asked tisk tisk

    what r ur feelings on disney i think there r worse than hello kitty … hell the whole world is like this .. they get people to like something than they sale u anything will there pic. on it ..
    i think disney is worse thou cuz its kids saleing there souls for cheap bucks .. i cannt wait to see miley burnt out like brittany *sigh*

  70. yeah i love your site!!! because you unearth rare hello kitty finds i would never think to find or imagine on my own. keep em comin! can you share pictures of your hello kitty hell? i want to see what exquisite taste and fancy decorating skills your wife has!

  71. y’know its a little sad that you run a website about something you hate – which is btw just highly available cuteness intended for young girls – and i’m guessin deep down inside you love it really ^_^ sanio rocks <3

  72. To all of the Hello Kitty fans who think this is some kind of store you need to get a life. In case you haven’t noticed the person who made this site didn’t make it for stupid people to whine, when there are hundreds of thousands of other websites that would be happy to service you. This is NOT for polite HK fans!

  73. well you an a-hole not sharing where to get these items!

    wow, thatโ€™s the Hello Kitty spirit

    What the Hell would you know about Hello kitty spirit?

  74. I would like anyone who reads this to look extremely deep into their soul and find something about Hello Kitty that they like cuz she’s not out to rule the would! duhhhhhhhhhhh

  75. ******THERE’S A STORE BASED AROUND PEOPLE WHO HATE HELLO KITTY*******

    if you hate hello kitty there’s a store full of stuff that’s extremely anti hello kitty. A few examples are the Hello Kitty knife holders, which feature 6 different sized knives thrust through Hello Kitty’s head and covered in painted-on blood. They also feature an HK game that features 20 pins and a dead Hello Kitty. You get a pixel screen, and each time you poke Hello Kitty she inches closer to death. All you need to do is the outskirts on the west side of Iraq and then ask to be gunned down with a Hello Kitty machine gun before you go in. Simple as that!

  76. What I love the most about these posts where you tell the hordes of dribbling Kitty fans to find their own goddamn pink plastic tinnif is this refrain:

    “But you can’t possibly really hate Kitty if you have a website devoted to her!!!”

    Now let’s say, for example, I was dating someone obsessed with, say, severed shrunken heads. Everything in our house was severed-head themed. We ate off plates with pictures of shrunken faces, our toilet paper was printed with sewn-shut lips, I was awoken every morning by a grinning corpse. And worse still, everyone else regarded it as a harmless, slightly over-the-top but adorable hobby. In desperation, I start a blog with pictures of the latest bit of stomach-wrenching horror, so that the (apparently) five or six people in the world who share my loathing for this stuff can find me and commiserate. And then hordes of people descend, saying:

    “But you can’t possibly hate shrunken heads if you write a blog about them!!!”

    Actually, the more I think about it, the more I think shrunken heads would be a significantly better fate than Hello Kitty.

  77. Okay while I am not a HK fanatic, I do find her cute, I love all things cat, and she is well a cat. I do not however own anything hello kitty, lol, what I wonder is why someone would put so much time and energy into a blog about something they hate?

    I mean really, its a freaking cat how horrible is that? I mean its not like cancer, or herpes, you can’t get rid of herpes. You can take a break from hello kitty, I understand the need to vent, but really? Your hatred of hello kitty is as bad as your wife’s supposed obsession, that well you created.

  78. AAAAAhahahaha.

    I was really beginning to regret leaving all these comments on Hello Kitty Hell, since I would then be forwarded the knuckle-dragging comments of subsequent visitors.

    Now, the comparison of Hello Kitty to herpes has made that all worthwhile.

    Before you marry, get your partner tested for Hello Kitty. People can be infected with Hello Kitty for years without ever showing any symptoms. To test, take a small Hello Kitty porcelain figure, and hand your parner a hammer. If she don’t hit that, you don’t hit that.

  79. It could be worse. You could have a daughter equally obsessed with HK. Hmm, or maybe, twin girls.. >:D
    Better be prepared to buy that HK house! ;D
    (Ohs, all the NICOLES!!)

  80. Hahahaha, I love the posts where they beg and beg and you don’t give them info (specialy the converses’ one)… THEY TOTALLY DESERVE IT! And the senseless pleading for a damn over-hyped mascot makes me smile ๐Ÿ˜›

  81. I’m a teenaged girl, and I love Japanese culture, but Hello Kitty is just nauseating…
    And don’t get me started on Hamtaro.
    I’m definitely linking my readers to your blog.
    ~Sushi

  82. A comment from I hate u: “u know wat i hate u lam a hole u get on my d nerves and guess wat i found that flat screen so u cant hind thinks from the hate hah hah hah hah hah !!!! keep your secrets i dont need them and plus if u really hated hello kitty u would right a website about it sssooo that means u really looovvve hello kitty isnโ€™t that rite u little hello kitty lover oh and if your wondering me and my 15 friends will find all your stuff have a good live a hole llovve the hate go head cry”

    Does anyone know where to get a HK Leap Frog Learning Tutor for this poor soul? Hooked on Phonics? Muzzy, perhaps?

  83. Also, for those TOBACCO smokers..there are glass spoon pieces sold on Etsy as well. One of which has Hello Kitty on the front and the other that has Keroppi on the front, both are detailed with flowers they look like they are about 4 1/2 inches each.

  84. Lol …. My bf has all my HK stuff in his room and copes well enough …. Wait till we move in together though… Im painting the whole house pink ad putting kitty stamp designs up everywhere ๐Ÿ™‚ !!!!!!! I have HK framed photos, beanie babies, underwear, t-shirts, baby clothes (I don’t even have any kids yet!), PJs, Jewellery, Jewellery boxes… You name it, i got it. The only things i don’t have are the appliances like the toaster and kettles i’ve seen around :(… There next on my list ๐Ÿ™‚

  85. You are so screwed for the Olympics, eh? Vancouver is my country’s Chinatown – it totally rocks, great people lotsa Hello Kitty.

  86. HAHAHAHA!!!!

    Suffer you damn hello kitty addicts!! >:D

    ME used to buy that PINKY STUPID stuff seldom indeed, but you know what!?!? Things are for being used, otherwise, there are useless!

    -Actually I have almost got off that hell! Finally I can waste my money in other things, and the best: LOTS of things, ‘coz if there is something that HK does is to made you waste TONS of money in stupid-useless-pinky stuff that you surely will NOT use!!

    YOU KNOW WHY!?? ‘coz you’re insane!

    Wanna know when you’re WRONG?
    Buy a damn stupid notebook of 10US [10 US! for COMMON paper!] and then: Oh no i don’t wanna use it D= I am gonna screw its beautiful drawings! :[ and I AM GONNA USE IT!

    O.ร“ that’s the only spirit you need!

    PS. Woah, this is a real geometric fluffy white kitty’s son: “well you an a-holeโ€ฆnot sharing where to get these items!”

    Dear Hello Kitty Hell admin,
    :] Man, you DO work for a better world :D!! you do community service not sharing where to buy all that stuff, honestly :D! *clap, clap!*

    Beside, if they DO want it so much they would need to learn humility, Japanese and ‘how to use google advaced tools’.

  87. HAHAHAHA…

    The amount of anger is quite weird! I guess all that cuddly pinkiness is to suppress or cover some Issues people have.

    Biggest jerk?? Maybe this Melissa doesn’t meet many people, or maybe she should check to rehab for HK-ness (there is also Tshirthell for people who enjoy being insulted)

    And what is with this OH NO!!! YOU DIDNT SHARE EXACT LINK! people, obviously a dire need to get their HK fix, as the original message does say it is on etsy – this is a website people, try putting ‘.com’ in the end, or yes, google, but perhaps the 20 sec this would make is unbearable in their state of cold turkey, or is this cold KITTY?

    Then again there are other forms of obsessive collecting fads, say star wars fans – this is what happens when the two meet, and who knows where it will end?
    http://www.faziarizvi.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/hellokittydarthvader.jpg

    *I own 2 items of HK stuff, not buying more, and I do wear the flipflops. The bag is in the closet, it almost came out but no…

  88. I must as a GIANT hello kitty fantic, I absolutely agree with you. I don’t share ANYTHING Hello Kitty I find, so I agree with you. As for the babys who cry about it, if you really LOVED hello kitty then you’d search for it, honestly it’s not really that hard. I love your site, and it humored me when I find it because my finece always says my house is hello kitty hell. props to you. love you site(:

  89. WTF is with all the hello kitty fanatics – find your own hello kitty blog, this is for those agains it, morons!

    PS: The cat must die!

  90. “The cat must die”?!
    she’s an animation, she can’t die!
    boy, are you smart.

    anywho… biggest hello kitty fan ever!!!! (:

  91. i find it hillarious that so many people ask you where to find the stuff, when a simple google search always suffices for me.

    now, i’m a HK fan myself, but seriously?
    letting a cartoon character control your life is just madness.

  92. I want to meet your wife!!

    I have a question for you…did you marry her KNOWING her obsession with Hello Kitty? because i need some hope~! LOL. i wont marry a guy unless he accepts it.

  93. okayy so i read all the info u got & im christian im 17 years old and my mom is very strict about devil like things and she heard hellokitty is satanic?
    as much as i like hello kitty erything seems to link to being like that. it sux because shes so cute but with such a big thing behind it!!!!!
    the worldd keeps getting worse everday and they sneak it in wit the cutest things!

    • Your mom’s wrong. Hello Kitty isn’t Satanic—Christian fanatics think EVERYTHING is Satanic. Hello Kitty’s just a cartoon character. Tell your mom to get a grip.

  94. Does anyone know where I can find Hello Kitty dressed like the ghostbusters and the stay puft man? I’ve seen pics so I know they are somewhere. I would love to have them because my husban is a huge ghostbuster fan.

  95. “โ€œThe cat must dieโ€?!
    sheโ€™s an animation, she canโ€™t die!
    boy, are you smart.” Alejandra – Comment 131

    Wow, you’re the smart one. Animated characters can die, or is your head so far up your fluffy, Hello Kitty tailed arse that you neglected to acknowledge the existence of, oh, I don’t know, the Disney corporation? You know, Mufasa died, Tarzan’s mom died, Kocoum from Pocohantas… So, oooh, lookie there, animated characters died. Who’d have thunk it huh?

    Not here to bash HK (I hate her but whatever) but why would you want to advertise the fact you like the mouthless moron? Unless of course you people have an affinity with her, what with having no grasp of spelling or grammatical rules. Why is it that 90% of the freaks, I’m sorry, fanatics, have the IQ of a howler monkey? That is to say, they sure can shout loud, but are they really saying anything more than WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

    Apologies to the polite HK fans, you guys are pretty alright. Like, not batshit scary insane deathwishers ;]

  96. If Hello Kitty fandom makes you so mad, then why would you marry a Hello Kitty fan? I think you like be miserable so it will give you something to complain about on the internet. Your cynicism makes me sad for you and your wife that her happiness about her interests cannot make you happy. You don’t have to love Hello Kitty, but how does your wife feel knowing that you have such disdain for what she loves? This does not only apply to you situation of course. A woman who has no interest in cars and would make her husband sell his sports car should not marry a man whose one true passion is cars.

  97. i actually love the guy that has this site, free speech HKhatin’ it’s all good man. I certainly can’t help myself but love the craziness of this site – and the great things that i can show my husband that I want …. within reason that is. thanks for making my day every day – and for letting me your fan on FB

  98. I do like Hello Kitty, but it’s amazing how far some people will go in their obsession. It’s almost like a train wreck, you can’t look away.

  99. This is probably the most fantastic website I’ve ever found. I offer my deep sympathies for your predicament. Endeavor to persevere!

    Cheers,
    -Emily

  100. Can I just ask all the hello kitty whiners what is so dang hard about typing into google search whatever over priced hello kitty item you want? I found the usb hello kitty aquarium in 5 seconds literally. I was expecting it to be difficult to find or something but no it’s really not. Stop being lazy.

    Also to the writer of this blog a little good news I thought you might enjoy. There is a sanrio store in the downtown mall of San Diego. It used to be this huge store front at least 2000 sq feet. It has recently been reduced in size by at least 1200 square feet and I just had to ask the manager why they had reduced the size of the store since it had been an enormous monstrosity for as long as I could remember (10 or more years). She told me that their sales are down so much that they just couldn’t afford to pay the rent on the huge store front anymore. There is hope!

    -Summer

  101. I gotta say. I do enjoy the occasional HK thing but really enjoy this blog and looking at all the craziness that is on here! When obsession turns to insanity!

  102. Oh yeah, I liked HK too once… when I was about 4 or 5. Jeez, the guy’s in hell as it is, so why on earth would he be willing to tell you crazies where/how to feed your HK obsession?

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