It is a sad day in Hello Kitty Hell when I actually have to create a frequently asked questions area due to all the crap that ends up in my email from Hello Kitty fanatics asking the same questions over and over again.
If you hate Hello Kitty so much, why did you marry someone that you knew loved Hello Kitty?
I think that this whole blog is fake.
I really don’t care.
Prove that this blog isn’t fake.
You could have gotten those photos of the bathroom anywhere. You probably got them from another website.
I could have, but I didn’t. If you think I did, show me the website.
I’m fascinated by those bathroom pictures. Can you take some more?
I can, but I won’t. Not worth the time or effort.
Your refusal to take more photos of the bathroom to prove that it is really yours proves that it isn’t. Caught in your own lie. hahaha
Thank you for perfectly illustrating the true deductive reasoning of Hello Kitty fanatics…
Is Darlene your wife?
who is darlene?
Obviously someone new to this blog. Browse and read the comments. It won’t take you long to find out.
How do you feel when darlene attacks your masculinity and puts all this ridiculous stuff into your blog even when your only trying to vent?
I feel fortunate as I realize that no matter how bad my Hello Kitty Hell is, it could be worse.
Does your wife read this blog?
Rarely. When she does, I usually end up on the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag.
Is this blog just a way of venting, or are you hoping to achieve something else with it?
Do you remember the thing your wife bought that finally set you off the deep end?
Hello Kitty pancake maker.
Did you Get Rid of 200 the Hello Kitty Items? When we can see the pics?
Do you fit in the HK sleeping bag? Is not so small for you?
No. I unzip it so it’s more like a blanket most of the time.
What’s the weirdest HK thing (not necessarily something you’ve posted on this blog) that your wife has bought that she has absolutely no use for?
That pretty much sums up everything Hello Kitty
Can say one good thing about Hello Kitty?
My image of Hello Kitty, no matter how terrible, is better today than it will undoubtedly be tomorrow.
Why don’t you allow your wife to post somewhere to tell her side of the story?
Because it’s not her blog?
Why don’t you take original photos for you blogs so that we know that your blogs are real?
Because it’s not worth the time or effort
Don’t you think you are immature to insult the people who send photos that help make your site interesting?
What would you do if they stopped sending you photos and you had nothing to blog about?
Why do you lie about Hello Kitty so much?
Apparently, I see the world a bit differently than you…
Don’t you think it’s disrespectful to your wife to constantly put down something she loves?
No, it’s honest.
Why are you so insecure of your masculinity to not be able to wear anything Hello Kitty?
See, I knew I would regret this…
How often does it occur to you that you’re promoting Hello Kitty by keeping this blog? (-:
It doesn’t. Then again, I don’t think like a Hello Kitty fanatic…
What do your friends think of your wife’s Hello Kitty obsession?
They think “Wow, my life could be a whole lot worse. Thank your wife for making me realize this.”
Can you tell us how you and your wife met?
My private life, with the exception of instances that relate to Hello Kitty and therefore this blog, is exactly that.
Can you list any redeeming qualities that your wife has?
See above. If it doesn’t have to do with Hello Kitty and my rants, it doesn’t go up on this blog.
You are the biggest pussy whipped guy I have ever seen. Why don’t you grow some balls and just divorce your wife?
And you, dear reader, are an ignorant idiot. You read about a tiny slice of my life and decide that from that you have the right to tell me how to live it and what I should do? Quite frankly, it’s none of your damn business, but when you agree to tell me about one part of your life and from that, I get to determine what you should do in every other aspect your life, then I’ll gladly answer this question for you.
Are there Hello Kitty products that are not worth the time to blog about?
I blog about less than 10% of the Hello Kitty products that end at my house or in my email box.
What has this site done for you?
It’s a blog where I rant about Hello Kitty. Nothing more, nothing less.
What are you accomplishing by ranting?
I keep my sanity. Obviously, many people take this blog much more seriously than I do…
If you hate Hello Kitty so much, why do you spend so much time blogging about her?
I spend very little time on this blog.
If you’re so anti Hello Kitty, then why do you have advertisements on your website selling Hello Kitty stuff? Isn’t that a bit hypocritical?
Because Hello Kitty fanatics don’t know how to use Google and it helps keep their whining requests out of my email box.
Did you ever think that your blog could reach so many people of so many parts of the world and so many different interests?
It has revealed that there are far too many Hello Kitty fanatics in the world.
How long have you been living in Hello Kitty Hell?
A couple years longer than this blog has existed.
Are there any items left in your house that haven’t been kittified yet?
Yes, but my wife is dutifully working on it.
How do you keep your home clean if you have so much HK stuff?
Lots of Hello Kitty cleaning supplies…
How did you avoid getting signed up for the Hello Kitty online beta?
Even my wife realises that there is no freakin way I’ll spend my free time on a Hello Kitty online game.
Do you ever want to just put a bullet in your head from all the dumb questions and dumber HK items that are made?
Everyday, but then I remember I’ll likely be buried under a Hello Kitty tombstone and I resist.
Is there any HK thing on earth that you may possibly like? I mean those really produced by Sanrio.
Does your wife have a blog?
No, thank god…
How much do you think your wife spends on hello kitty every year?
I don’t think as this would undoubtedly send me someplace where they have Hello Kitty straight jackets…
Can we see a picture of the happy couple?
No — I’d rather my face not be associated with Hello Kitty in any way…