Hello Kitty Hotel Room

The problem going anywhere when you live in Hello Kitty Hell is that the destination is always someplace to see Hello Kitty. While in the past I was able to escape Hello Kitty for a few moments here and there, it is becoming more and more difficult to do so as everything succumbs to Hello Kittification. For example, when we go someplace, my wife wants to stay in a Hello Kitty hotel room and unfortunately, there are more and more of these that exists these days:

Hello Kitty hotel room

Hello Kitty hotel room

Hello Kitty hotel room

Hello Kitty hotel room

Hello Kitty hotel room

Rooms like this are on par with our house meaning it isn’t like escaping Hello Kitty Hell at all. In fact, it’s even worse because the place is new so my wife has to spend fifteen minutes on every single Hello Kitty item in the room explaining how she can incorporate into our own house.

You would think that anyone who was forced to stay in a room like this would at least have the decency to completely trash the place so nobody else would have to endure the pain of staying there, but alas, this never seems to happen.

It’s only a matter of time before my wife attempts to plan a week vacation where we are never out of site of Hello Kitty and the scariest thing about this is that it’s probably possible. Just thinking about it gives me a Hellish Hello Kitty headache…

Thanks to hellosis (via sunflower700) who should have to spend her entire life in rooms like these.

56 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Hotel Room

  1. Having read your blog for months now, I find it almost unbelievable that your wife is this bad (obsessed)?
    You are using a bit of “artistic licence” right, I seriously hope no person could be THIS obsessed with Hello Kitty, or indeed anything?

  2. I feel bad for you. Tell you what, when your wife takes her Hello Kitty vacation, you can come stay at my place. There’s not a Hello Kitty in the joint. Tell your wife you’re helping me get my finances in order. Then, since my finances are already in order (thanks mainly to my wife), we can just hang out, drink beer and bother the neighbors’ batfaced dogs.

  3. Dude, so what your wife loves hello kitty, you married her.. So accept the fact that she loves it and don’t whine so much bout it.. Otherwise you shouldnt have married her.

  4. My daily morning ritual consists of me waking up, going to my computer, logging onto this website, laughing for a few minutes and then getting ready for work.

    Thanks for your hell.

  5. The hotel is in Kaohsiung Taiwan. The name of the hotel is “Grand Hi-Lai Hotel”. Here is their web site http://www.grand-hilai.com.tw/

    If you want to stay their, better call first. The only have a couple of HK rooms and one suite, I believed, so better make reservation first.

  6. This isn’t that bad…it’s just like your house…a little toned down probably… there’s not 5 of the same plush in different colors…

  7. Strangely, it’s not the giant Kitty on the couch that disturbs me the most. It’s the individual toiletries, up to the apparently monogrammed towels and face cloths, all Hello Kittyfied, that really scare me.

    If there’s one thing I don’t want to see without my glasses on, it’s Hello Kitty’s embroidered face at that proximity every single morning and night. However it also occurs to me that the truly fanatical probably wouldn’t let you actually use the monogrammed towels and cloths, which would create far more problems than it solves.

  8. I went to the website and it said the price for the Hello Kitty room was 18,000… 18,000 what? Dollars? Ouch.

  9. The price for the room is in New Taiwan Dollar. The currentl conversation rate is about NTD 33 to USD 1. So, that would make the price to be about USD 545 per night.

  10. Oh you poor little man. Your hatred consumes you and you do not realize how it inpsires those of us who love HK. The mere phrase “Hello Kittification” had never entered my vocabulary until now. Thank you.

  11. Take away the headache inducing pink and it’s not really that bad.
    However you would have to avert your gaze from the life size Hello Kitty to make the room OK but who in their right mind would turn their back on something like that? Imagine waking up with that in your line of vision.

  12. Please advise your wife to save her money for old age. HK won’t provide for her when she gets old…….or is she going to sell her HK collections? Ouch I forgot she still has a husband….ha ha ha

  13. I wonder if this is for the “one month rest” hotel room in Taipei- it looks like it. It’s basically a Hello Kitty themed floor as it’s a tradition that Taiwanese women rest for 1 month after giving birth and there are a few businesses that are hotel-like complete with nurseries and feeding you and such. If it is, it’s booked months in advance.

  14. lol ok your wife is just CRUEL!!!!!!! I wouldn’t stay there and I’m a GIRL!!!! By the way, SPELLING IS NOT DIFFICULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You say your hell is Hello Kitty? Well, mine is filled with people who can’t spell! I mean, seriously, Cindy, it’s if you want to stay ‘there’, for a place, not ‘their’ for possessive’. I’ve noticed it on other blogs too and it drives me INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. im so glad i found this, dreams really do come true!! just remember, if hello kitty makes your wife happy, its ok, everyone has their “thing” and i love her as well, and completely get it. Hello Kitty has been a part of my life since i was a child and i am in my 30s now, and i will always love her, if you dont get her, you dont. but in short, she just makes me feel happy when i see her. Im sure your wife can relate, and i find it harmless fun. Maybe i can go to Taiwan. Remember, happiness is a good thing.

  16. OMFG, I hav 2 go 2 this place!!!!!!!!!!!!! It looks so cute. I kno where I’ll be making my family go 2 on vacation!

  17. OMG I just stumbled across your website in my search of “giant plush hello kitties” and… it gave me goosebumps!! It was the greatest hellokittygasm of my life!!!

  18. WOW!!! love to go there someday. love hello kitty also….i mean, crazy over her.
    dude, you love ur wife, right? so give her everything that would make her happy and she would love u more and more….=)

  19. valentines day is comming up and my girlfreind loves hello kitty alot, i was looking to buy her a big hello kitty stuffed animal and flowers. The hello kitty stuffed animal on the couch in the first picture is the perfect size ive been looking for and i would greatly appreciate it if you would write me back telling me how i could purchase it bevcuase i couldnt find it for sae on your page please contact me back. pleasssseeeeeee it would mean a great deal and im certain i can afford it. thanx

  20. see my gf loves hello kitty a lot to …to the point were she wants a tat of it…..but i would not buy her a giant hellp kitty …..why she it can just sit there and mock me….no sir i will not

  21. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My friend will love this!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can’t even believe this this is sooo amazing!!!

  22. omg . omg .omg like wow i soo wonna go there woooow 🙂 where is it exactly? but wow amazing i have a room full of hello kitty i and a hotel :O haha i fell so happy when i see the pics hahaha

  23. I am a pilot and I fly with all hello kitty stuff and I will be the happiest woman in the world to go to this place…I am so going to work for EVA just to fly the Hello Kitty Airbus….

  24. Seems like hell indeed, or at least an awful part of purgatory. I know for a fact there are hundreds of rooms of this type scattered around Japan, even quite a few in love hotels. For the life of me I can’t imagine a romantic liason taking place in such wretched surroundings. Though I think if you have a girlfriend (or wife…sorry!) who goes in for a place like this for an amorous rendezvous your problems are just beginning!

  25. This looks like somewhere in Japan. In hello kitty crazed Japan, you can find such hotels everywhere. Though it isn’t a stretch of the imagination to find accommodation like this in other parts of the world.

  26. poor thing my dear hater,hk is becoming really annoying for me too,there’s no brand or corner or article that doesn’t have her face

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