Vibrator Reborn

Oh, the irony. For anyone who thought that Hello Kitty wasn’t first and foremost out to make a buck, the following newly released item should put that to rest. Many of you know that there was a Hello Kitty vibrator that was made about 10 years back, but had been discontinued. Most people are aware of the history of the shoulder massagers, but in case you aren’t, here are the basics:

Hello Kitty vibrator pink

It all started back in 1997 when Sanrio gave a license to Genyo Co. to make a number of different Hello Kitty products. They produced all different types of products and one that was approved was a Hello Kitty shoulder massager. This was sent out to gift shops, restaurant chains, and other knick-knack stores and was truly sold as a shoulder massager around Japan initially.

It wasn’t long, however, that some people decided to use the shoulder massagers to massage other areas besides their shoulders. The Hello Kitty shoulder massagers that were being sold at the store down the street began to show up in adult movies. Soon they were also being sold in adult video shops and the sales of the product skyrocketed. Eventually it made its way online to be sold internationally as a “must have” sex toy.

When Sanrio found out that the shoulder massager was being sold as a sex toy, they claimed to be disgusted, especially since the Sanrio name and Hello Kitty character were on it. They immediately contacted Genyo Co. and asked them to stop. The Hello Kitty vibrator had at this point gained cult status and was selling like hotcakes and Genyo Co. had no intention of letting a hugely profitable product be taken off the shelf just because people were using it to stimulate other parts than intended. Sanrio tried to revoke Genyo’s licensing rights, but Genyo refused saying they had a valid license that had been approved and had spent much money developing the product.

The fight between the two companies continued until Genyo Co.’s top officials found themselves in tax trouble for some shady business dealings they were involved with. This gave Sanrio the reason they needed to revoke the license and Sanrio took the “shoulder massagers” off the market. The shoulder massagers that were still in outlets were soon bought up and sold as collector items sometimes reaching over $100 on eBay.

Since Sanrio was supposedly so disgusted and enraged by this “shoulder massager,” you can imagine my surprise when I received an email letting me know that they have revived it – selling it for just over $10 (1260 yen) in the Sanrio Japanese online store:

Hello Kitty vibrator should massager

Oh, but it gets even better. Not satisfied to come out with only the same thing they had in the past, it now is also available in black:

Hello Kitty vibrator black

This development of the “shoulder massager” being sold again is especially disturbing to all those that live in Hello Kitty Hell. At the end of the day, that is the last place you want to see Hello Kitty no matter how much pleasure the Hello Kitty fanatic claims that Hello Kitty brings. If this is the type of news the holiday season is going to be bringing me, it’s definitely going to be the most Hello Kitty Hellish one ever…

Thanks to Noa who really should be given some unspeakable torture treatment for even having the thought that letting my wife know these existed was a good idea…

Update: It appears they are available in red and lavender as well:

Hello Kitty vibrator set

148 thoughts on “Vibrator Reborn

  1. Ok. You finally got me. Yes, I own an original HK vibrator.

    In fact when they came out I bought 4, gave 3 to girls I was seeing.

    And yes, I’ve carried mine to strip clubs because strippers crowd around the table when word spreads.

    There. Darlene will be happy.

    I feel so wrong…….kind of.

  2. You poor, poor man. And I thought I had it bad — my roommate purchased a Hello Kitty toaster that makes imperfect toast (that is, it’s supposed to print HK’s face on the toast, but really just leaves an annoying untoasted patch).

    I have to confess I’m torn — I’d love to send you a picture of the toaster, just to read what you would say about it, but I don’t think you should have to suffer with the crappy toast it produces — assuming your wife sees and purchases it.

    Assuming, of course, that there isn’t already one in your house!!

    Oh well.

  3. Once again, you totally skew the truth. Hello Kitty makes these so people can help relieve the soreness in their shoulders. Not for the reason you suggest. She can’t help it if people use it in ways that it’s not supposed to be used. You make it sound like Hello kitty wants people to use it as something else. My shoulders get sore sometimes and I think this would be a great relief to make them feel better.

    This is why everyone is getting tired of this blog. You keep writing negative things in an attempt to make Hello Kitty look bad when everyone knows that all you do is write lies about her to try and become popular.

  4. darlene, you are the only one getting tired of this blog. And that’s because you haven’t gotten it through your little head yet that this is an ANTI-HK blog. The rest of us come here because we like to hear HKH’s rants about all the useless HK crap Sanrio is selling these days.

  5. Yay return of the HK Shoulder Massager! Time to start shopping on eBay…. I see someone enterprising business already has them for sale in sets of 4 colors: red/black/lavender/pink!

  6. wow. For a company who feels disgusted at hearing that their shoulder massager is being sold as a vibrator, they sure gave it a weird shape didnt they? I mean, theyre almost shouting.^PLEASE EVERYONE BUY THE NEW HELLO KITTY VIBRATOR AS WE TRY TO PRETEND ITS A MASSAGER.

  7. The trouble is that the business end of this thing is way too small to make a good external massager. A power massager pad wants to be about 3″ diameter, and this is only about half that size, which means it’s not good for external muscles, but is a good size for fitting somewhere more, ah, intimate.
    Sorry Darlene, but these are actual facts about massage, human physiology, and this product, which no amount of blinkered nonsense will change.

  8. Yeah.. sanrio wouldn’t be able to resist the money they could be making on this product for long. They may have been disgusted by its alternate usage so they say – but once it got pulled off and given cult status, they could see how much money was going in for one of these and so … sometimes profit overides “principles”

  9. So… which end are you meant to stick where, now? The on/off/speed switch is on the long, tapered end, which would mean that you couldn’t adjust it once it was (ahem) in use. Also, if it got damp, it’d short out. However, the solid other end is HK-shaped- owww pointy. The question is still open as to whether this is a poorly-designed shoulder massager or a poorly-designed intimate massager. Could be that it’s just poorly-designed with no specific purpose in mind.

  10. Since others started the subject I’ll just say what I’ve thought all along. Actually this “shoulder massager” happens to look exactly like a tiny little vibrator I have that’s supposed to be used at a totally different place than shoulders (mine however doesn’t come with a HK on top). And TeratoMarty has figured it out right, the way to use the “shoulder massager” would of course be with the HK on the place you want the massage on since that’s where it vibrates. My advice for all the ladies out there would be to use the backside of HK’s head since that should be smooth and nice. 😉

  11. I had to post this page at my blog.

    When magazine ads in the U.S. in the 60’s and 70’s ran vibrator ads they called them massagers as well.

    I don’t remember a Barbie one however…..

  12. Great comment DJ Psychomiko, Mattel is known for putting it’s inky red name on just about everything made, like Sanrio. There are just as many useless Barbie things as there as Hello Kitty, as a collector of both, I know this. But, I have never seen a Mattel name on a vibrator, NEVER. Maybe the people in Japan just like to show their freaky side a bit more than us ‘closet’ freaks in the USA, because you know, Hell is just around the corner of pleasure…In fact, I believe that’s the reason they started putting panties on Barbie and Ken.

  13. Sanrio has always discouraged collecting, oddly, and they pulled the original “massager” when it started showing up in porn. It looks like they have changed their mind on collecting. And the vibrator.

    Tokyo apartments are so small, where do they put all these HK, anime, monster, mangas collectibles anyway?

  14. > Tokyo apartments are so small, where do they put all these HK, anime,
    > monster, mangas collectibles anyway?

    For fanatics, wherever they can find a place, it is used for their “treasures”. They only need one tatami-mat for sleep.

    You may remember the photo Hello Kitty Hell showed (wall covered with Hello Kitty goods) to prove that he is actually living in a “Hell” .

  15. I love this blog. I love HK too.

    I was addicted to reading real crime for the shock effect and your HK Hell sounds pretty shocking!

    Thanks for getting me off crimelibrary!

    Now I can read terrible stories about HK! Yay!

  16. I don’t see that it’s negative to say the massager is being used to massage more intimate places than shoulders.

    Unless any kind of sexual activity is deemed to be frowned upon in HK land – which kinda indicates a deep interest in HK land is, uh, well, pre-pubescent?

  17. I am a conflicted fan of this particular item… in way way it’s soooo cute and absolutely functional for “its true purpose” but at the same time it creeps me out that using it for that very purpose would somehow be violating what many true fans belive is the purity of Hello Kitty. And on another note, I am a huge HK fan and I love this site, not only because I get to discover new items to covet, but whenever I read darlene’s post, it helps me prove to my husband that my HK hobby isn’t half as crazy as hers! No matter what, this site makes me laugh and I always look forward to it.

  18. ‘Hello Kitty Converse High TopsHello Kitty Dog TattooHello Kitty Armoured Personnel CarrierHello Kitty Wedding RingHello Kitty Batman TattooHello Kitty TransformerHello Kitty Darth Vader Hello Kitty Zombie TattooHello Kitty TattooHello Kitty Vibrator Reborn’ = Noted 🙂 But they aren’t all official or endorsed Sanrio products. Not that Sanrio doesn’t expect adults to be buying this stuff (for themselves) – the prices indicate that..!

  19. I just purchased the cutest hello kitty ‘shoulder massager’ off of J-List thanks to their ad on your blog. Thanks so much for helping me find that site I can’t wait for it to come :]

  20. ROTFLMAO!!!!You’ve gotta love Sanrio for being so utterly evil! I’m going to look into buying some shares. I bet they are really profitable, and besides I might get a discount at the HK shop.

    BTW I’m not getting tired of this blog and I see no evidence that anyone else is including Darlene who continues to post.

  21. Oh, talk about hell. Its only a matter of time before my significant other (who is a hk fanatic) finds out about this and I’ll be needing a chastity belt. Welcome to MY circle of hell. Its funny in the sadistic sense.

  22. Hi,

    I just would like to know where it’s posible to buy this perfect vibrator colector Hello Kitty..and I really would like the black one…But I live in Switzerland…
    Thank you for your answer…
    You’re rock
    ;-)=

  23. Ebay girlies! Just type in Hello Kitty massager and you’ll turn up results. A lot of them ship worldwide, and most of them run between $20-$40 US, which is a lot cheaper than the “vintage” 1997 version which is like $65.

  24. o I think vibrator is great thing but I would like to know about size I dont have one but I would like to have i think it’s kittylicious

  25. I can’t believe anybody ever considered this a shoulder massager! I don’t know about you, but a half inch diameter isn’t really good for my much larger than an inch shoulders…now other areas on my body however…

  26. going back to you darlene! Don’t get me wrong I love that little kitty… but I also love reading these blogs, if all you are gonna do in slag them off then stop reading them!
    And how can you defend the hello kitty rifle that I believe they sell these days??

  27. I love this item and I would use it for more than my shoulders and I just love this blog…of course I am a Hello Kitty Fan and always will be…I am just glad that you men are so wonderful enough to have a place where you can go to vent about our Hello Kitty Craze and still love us and put up with us and our Hello Kitty Craze…love you guys for being so…understanding…to our face that is ;-)…now honestly would you really care that your woman was using a Hello Kitty Vibrator to satisfy herself…or is it the part that she is using her and not you… 😉 You could always join in and show us how you are better than Hello Kitty…I like that idea better myself. Have a great new year!!!

  28. COMPLETELY agree with bear_1 . . . NOBODY is getting tired of this blog!!! It never fails to make me laugh!

    and the ABSOLUTE BEST is when the HK fanatics start begging about where to find yet the latest HK “treasure” and then get downright evil because HKH won’t cave in!

  29. wow. i like hello kitty. i am a fan. not a fanatic, however. i saw the vibrator when it came out long time ago, advertised in the back of an underground punk magazine. the caption said “make your kitty purrrrr”. interesting. i find some of this stuff really weird. like the douche? seriously…and the contacts are weird. the airplane would be fun but it is unbelievable that a company thought there was a large enough market, and i guess apparently there is, to make an entire airplane based off of it. and the hospital. some of this stuff is just weird. i like hello kitty, like i said, but then again i grew up in the 80s/early 90s, a time when hello kitty was marketed in america to LITTLE kids. do these people realize that it is a children’s plaything? i mean i think we have gone a little overboard here.

  30. the model is relieving office stress in her shoulders…her boyfriend is taking care of her personal kitty. ROTFLMAO! Lighten up, people! It’s a toy for kids and adults!

  31. Aaaah, the “massager”! I bought one several years ago off of ebay. At the time, there were only a small handful available, the cheapest one being about $60. Having grown up with HK and being a fan (but not a fanatic), I bought one and have *ahem* put it to good use! I find that it not only serves its alternate purpose, but I also get off on (no pun intended…no, really) the novelty of it. Mr. Hello-Kitty-Hell, I’m sorry to hear you are so dismayed by such a product, which is understandable on account of your wife’s vast collection. However, my husband loves mine! Why? Well, let’s just say it helps us both feel more “energized” and he never has to worry about feeling threatened by something small, pink, and topped with a kitty. At least it isn’t 9 inches long, as loud as a lawnmower and require a rip cord to get it started!

  32. I brought one in 2004 for my new girlfriend. She had a serious thing for Hello Kitty. She loved it and thought it was so unusual that she showed it to her mom, who also LOVED IT.

  33. (Re: above above post) I’m A LOT disturbed by that!!!

    Yo Darlene- Maybe you’d be a lot less crankier if you had like 5!!!!
    Okay so I think I will have to go out and get me one now…not that my ‘dolphin 2’ isn’t up to snuff 😉

  34. This story reminds me of the bemusement I felt at being invited (with my family) to a conference at EuroDisneyland near Paris a few years ago, and receiving as a freebie in the kids pack a “shoulder massager”. It’s quite large, with a hinge in the middle to reach over the shoulder. It vibrates when the hinge is opened and the arm extended.

    It represents a long red sleeve with a white Mickey glove on a four-fingered hand, with the fat index finger pointing.

    I swear! And my young children were running around trying to goose people’s backs…

    At the time I thought it was of dubious taste to get rid of overstocked items in the Disney store such as these by giving them to folks under the age of 10. Now I just think that I have a dirty mind.

  35. I bought two of these last year for my daughters who are 8 and 10, because they are big fans of the Hello Kitty stuff. They really like their massager but they keep coming to me asking for more batteries as they don’t seem to last very long. Does anyone else have this problem?

  36. Oh please! I know what a shoulder massager looks like…and it isn’t 5 inches tall with just a little decorative kitty on the top! How naive do you really have to be??

    And why are people who are using it in other ways “sick-minded”? Are you saying that what people do in the privacy of their own home is “sick”??

  37. i can remeber the first time I read about a HK vibrator. I was perplexed. How could anyone…ANYONE… possibly be excited by the blank pink and white face of HK?? let alone have the guts to play about with a pink and white HK vibrator.. You seriously have to be sick to do this to yourself. What has your vagina done to you to deserve this? At this day and age, you could use just about anything…carrots, cucumbers, TV remote controls, deodorant bottles, just about anything if you’re flexible enough…..but Hello kitty? the thought is enough to put any sane person off sex for the rest of their lives.

  38. Geez, some people are just way too conservative. Who cares if it’s HK on the top of that thing?? I’d like to stress that HK USED to be made exclusively for kids. With the proliferation of products aimed at adults (probably all of which can be found on this site), I can’t see why anyone would be overly offended by a HK “massager”. I could totally understand if, say, a Winnie The Pooh massager came onto the market, but c’mon! Maybe some people are in desperate need of a “massager”. Maybe then they wouldn’t be so uptight.

  39. This massager is not for internal use- it is not a dildo, or a vibrating dildo. It is for external stimulation and is modeled CLEARLY on a product called the Pocket Rocket, a small battery operated EXTERNAL vibrator. It is hard plastic. Do not insert it in any orifaces…

  40. @ Dazee

    …The pocket rocket? Oh please! People certainly weren’t using those for “shoulder massage” either. I’ve seen the ads, and just look at the name: POCKET ROCKET. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what they’re implying. By the way, they still sell those things in those weird little novelty magazines they send out to elderly people. They’re marketed as “personal massagers.”

  41. It doesn’t look like a shoulder massanger. It really looks like a vibrator to me. I think shoulder massangers are not shaped like that one, lol.

    Anyway, I’m writing about this hello kitty hell blog on my blog.

  42. maby darlene is right you guys just cant see that the world is iventing some thing new all the time. yes im a boy! so what! the boys like stuf and the girls like stuf! GET A LIFE!!!

  43. dear darlene,
    if you dont like HKH i think that you should not read it i mean if you keep righting here thay will just hate you more of and about my last coment when i said GET A LIFE was talking to them of course

  44. I love this blog. Even though I am a huge hello kitty fan.

    Gotta have a sence of humor. The people that are hello kitty fans that are bashing this blog….Just get over it. xD Seriously.

    I don’t know if this blog is intended for humor, but it gives me a good laugh every now and then.

    I want a hello kitty vibrator. xD I have that Hello kitty toaster as well, and as surprised to find that the toast it makes is inadiquite.

    I also have a Hello kitty waffle iron. 😀

  45. I’d like to point something out that hasn’t really been brought up here yet. In Japan, for AGES, it has been illegal to produce and market sex toys that look like actual human anatomy. Thus, all of the pretty ‘rabbits’ and ‘beavers’ with strategically placed ears or flippers or paws. Ahem. I personally believe that Sanrio knew just what the heck those were going to be used for, marketed that way or not, and ok’d it but realized once it caught on and started selling that if they expressed ‘disgust’ and pulled the item, they could then reintroduce it, cutting out the middle man, raking in the profits, and marketing it to fans who obviously had a consumer interest in the product. Then again, that’s just my theory. But I think it’s a pretty good one. :>)

    Also, for those who are uncomfortable with “kitty-to-kitty” stimulation and claim it is using a prepubescent icon in an unnatural way, you OBVIOUSLY have not seen “Rub My Ducky” waterproof vibes. Look ’em up.

    (Just don’t buy them- they aren’t actually waterproof and tend to let water into the battery compartment. Did I just say that out loud?)

  46. HAHAHA! Kris, your post cracks me up! I am in total agreement with you. I think Sanrio did know what they were doing and it has worked. As for the “Rub My Ducky”, I will have to look into that…

    The people getting all bent out of shape over the use of a formerly child-exclusive character being used as a personal massager need to get one. I think maybe getting their rocks off would help them let-up a little bit. Sheesh.

  47. In the spirt of “spreading happiness” I’m overjoyed that HK is concerned in orgasmic pleasure…..wheres the matching pink dildo

  48. Oh geez. I thought Darlene was joking.
    …Wasn’t she? No? Holy crap. Yeah. Well, I hold no real animosity towards Hello Kitty, but Sanrio products can get a little annoying sometimes. Especially when your best friend is completely OB-SESSED with them. But they are kinda cute, as long as they’re not everywhere, all the time. I guess.

  49. Um, Darlene? Few facts for ya. 1) It’s not his fault or HK’s that people decided to use them to stimulate themselves. 2) I think he’s perfectly aware that “Hello Kitty” doesn’t want people to use the vibrator as such, and is surprised that Sanrio brough it up. And 3) I, for one, love this site. I check almost every single day for a new article of what Sanrio has brought out NEXT.

  50. I have a pink massager & the vibrating part is on hello kitty’s head. So people wouldn’t have much fun using it even if they liked to. SOWWY.

  51. hk, pure? my tight little a**… if they were pure why do they make thongs? huh… answer me that. :p. anyways… i have all 4 colors for the massagers. so ha! what now? tbh idk… i like toys

  52. LMAO!!!!!! and plushie…. you are SOOOOOOOO wrong …. this blog is freakin hilarious!!! I love it, and you poor man with all the hello kitty crap around you.

    I’m female and i HATE hello kitty, ALWAYS have!!! It is sooo dumb, and pink, and girlie… ick!!!

    I don’t think vibrator wise it would be worth the cash unless it really WOWS you…. id rather spend my cash on a sex toy with some power, and movement. Maybe this is a starter toy. LMAO!!!!!!

  53. Now I will be honest.
    I am an HK fanatic.
    But I can see how you think it’s horrid.
    This is a great blog and I think it’s rather funny.
    I also find some HelloKitty things useless but I would love to have them but I have bills to pay.
    I have this shoulder massager.
    I think Darlene needs to suck it and stick one of these up her A$$ because to be honest it’s your blog and you need a way to vent.
    The negative comments aren’t needed.
    Especially from someone so close minded.

  54. I am slightly confused. Isn’t the girl in the ad holding it upside-down? I know when I am massaging my uh..shoulders I hold the other end down.

  55. That model is seriously getting way too much pleasure from that vibrator on her shoulder. I think she has 2 secretly O_O
    idk but i want one its like the most perfect vibrator out there, id so buy it in black or purple.

  56. DARLENE. . . . I use it to frig myself off coz that is what it’s for and medically it’s not a great massager! maybe you should have an orgasm then you would be happier in your life and find this whole blog actually hilarious! I mean I love HK lots but this funny, so get a sense of humour and for gods sakes!!!

  57. I have been a fan of Hello Kitty since the 70’s. Yes, that makes me an OLDER hello kitty fan. I have a Hello Kitty Tattoo, in the only fitting place for a Hello Kitty Tattoo to be, holding a confectionary heart that says “EAT ME”. A Hello Kitty Vibrator would make the PERFECT match. Now I just need to get that Baby Jesus Butt Plug, and I’m all set… ; ) LOVE you Sanrio!!

  58. I love Hello Kitty but this blog is hilarious! The last place I would want Hello Kitty is down there; it would feel creepy. I do feel bad for you, at least I don’t want everything in Hello Kitty :p

  59. I can´t believe that s.o. can use that crap. that looks like a cute toy for kids in that way ..I mean I wouldn´t and I couldn´t use that…

  60. yeah, its SO a back massager, and HK is SO only for kids, thats OBVIOUSLY why they have thongs, bras, and other sexy undergarments…

  61. i hav too say that your desgusting for defaysing the hallowed imaj of Hello Kitty in sucha disgusting way sanrio woud never betray Hello Kittys innocents like that buy marketing a product such a terible way hello kitty is my god and i want to marry hello kitty i named my kitty hello kitty every time i say hello to my kitty i also say her name lolz…

    Seriously, this blog is great, thanks for sharing. I’ve been trying to find more info on the ‘personal massager’ (the pun is too good to ignore) for ages, thanks for letting the rest of us adults with an actual sense of irony in on the pink-n-cutesy action. When I’m trawling ebay for one of these babies I’ll try to find a sense of humor for Darlene as well…

  62. Just saw your wife is already doing it, hence your torment. I’m torn between “you poor poor man…” and Bwahahahaha!

    Ever considered amassing an Urotsukidoji collection to balance it out?

  63. I am a hello kitty lover. But I still enjoy coming to this website and laughing about how far it’s gone. But, I do need one of these . . .

    • How can someone like diss HK like that? I hate it! I am 11 and I cannot walk. The hospital people gave me a Hello Kitty wheelchair that is pink and covered in sparkly HK heads.

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  65. hahaha this is soo funny! lol = P… yeah sure its for the ” shoulders” more like for somewhere else! unless someone is soo Stupid to think that is for the “Shoulders”
    HAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!

    it must be really satisfying!

    LOL!!!!!!!

  66. I got this thing as a present from hong kong XD I really think your Blog is funny.. But i must confess i also got the HK Lingery. I read somewhere about HK Men’s underwear!!? Maybe they’ll come up with an inflatible HK for men soon XD Haha

  67. I found this at Hustler. Spent 10 minutes talking to the salespeople about how useless it would be. I know one thing it was good for…a good laugh.

    ;D my girlfriend and I considered it because it was so damn cute, but in the end… function over form girls.

  68. Comment from DJ Psychomike
    Time: November 4, 2007, 8:37 am

    Ok. You finally got me. Yes, I own an original HK vibrator.

    In fact when they came out I bought 4, gave 3 to girls I was seeing.

    And yes, I’ve carried mine to strip clubs because strippers crowd around the table when word spreads.

    There. Darlene will be happy.

    I feel so wrong…….kind of.
    ————————————————————————–

    How sad, Darlene didn’t address you directly. How simply awful! Maybe she took everyone’s advice and hit the road! That would be the greatest gift of all, don’t you agree? A Christmas miracle!!! And the angels would get their wings and all that happy holiday stuff.

  69. lmao I sell these @ my job, i love to see the expression on people’s face when they see a Hello Kitty vibrator…oh the joy I feel, not only are most of the people having a neg. reaction to being in a sex toy store, they are also seeing a Hello Kitty vibrator.

  70. people just make up stuff that hello kitty is this and that hello kitty is that people make up your mind!!!!!

    i still hate hello kitty and all but just to let u know!!!peace!!

  71. naye i bought one from ebay, they might have better deals on jbox though…they also have a small keychain one too!

  72. why did you let it happen if you know teens or people going to use it the wrong way then why did you said yes. tthanks to you now theyre useing it the wrong way!!!!!!!! and if you had problems and need money you could of did like a new thing like poters and pagbacks andif you believe in god you know that hes by your side and whatever happens he is going to help you because he loves you even if you did a mistake.. dumn people do so much stuipd things just for moneyy wow…..

  73. Sorry but did you just bring a so called god into this? Just because people are being healthy and masterbating you are going to condem people for this you upity bitch! get over yourself and this god you so worship. . . .we are not stupid just because we don’t believe in god or whatever fucking crap that makes you so delusional! And it’s god fearing IDIOTS like you that make people feel guitly and insecure because apparently masterbating is wrong!!! there are people that are killing in the name of their religion . . . .i think that is STUPID and wrong!! bah

  74. darlene, you are the only one getting tired of this blog. And that’s because you haven’t gotten it through your little head yet that this is an ANTI-HK blog. The rest of us come here because we like to hear HKH’s rants about all the useless HK crap Sanrio is selling these days.

  75. I do love HK, but I have to draw the line here. Cause I don’t think I could ever look HK in the face again if I used it to get off! LOL
    I do think the vibrator is cute though and if anybody wants to use it for that reason then it’s their business 😉

    @ Ichigo : thank you for standing up for freethinkers! Not everyone believes in a god or follows a religion and it should NEVER be forced on anyone! Besides it’s healthy to masturbate 😉

  76. I guess there’s nothing wrong with how the people use it. They bought it anyway. And using a vibrator is not new to us. Another thing, if it was intended only as “shoulder massager”, why was it designed like that? We all have a broad shoulder, it should’ve been designed as something like bigger or something that is not in cylinder shape. My point is, whatever we bought, already belongs to us. And we’ve got a full authority on that product.

  77. Ducky”, I will have to look into that…

    The people getting all bent out of shape over the use of a formerly child-exclusive character being used as a personal massager need to get one. I think maybe getting their rocks off would help them let-up a little bit. Sheesh.

  78. Ok, Darlene, you need to leave the Hello Kitty Haters alone obviously you don’t belong here and no one here likes you.
    So why don’t you just take your little Hello Kitty comments and shove them up your hairy little ass!

  79. I bought one of those “shoulder massagers” in a London Adult Shop in NYC. . .for $2O (;

    Yet never used it on my shoulders. . . . .tehehe <3

  80. For the people who think this isn’t for masturbation, and think that people are trying to make the Sanrio company look bad -hint hint- well your wrong. If you actually took the time to look at the package, it says MASTURBATOR. Do your reasearch before posting something like that.

    • I know I’m guilty of loving hello kitty to a point of ridiculousness but even I have my boundaries. No way in hell am I pushing that little kitty up in junk. Having the original for collector purposes..fine but using it..just plain weird and wrong. lol. Also, as the one gentleman stated..function over form for sure.
      PS-the guy who brings his to strip clubs…please, tell me it’s not actually used by the strippers..if it is, I hope it’s at least sterilized between uses..dear god I hate to think how much pussy that pussy has seen.

  81. My my.
    You have seen no nothing yet in terms of Hello Hello Kitty Hell.
    French Police have seized numerous HK items at my place including folders and I am presently prosecuted.
    No kidding. Pardon my French.
    Thierry.

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