Hello Kitty AK-47

Note: Sanrio legal counsel has contacted me because they realize that their fans are not bright enough to know what is an official Sanrio product and what is not. They didn’t feel that this would be a problem until the fans started contacting them directly, and they soon realized how painful it was to actually have to converse with a fanatic, and not even they had the patience to actually do this. As a result, they sent out a notice to me begging for me to take down my posts about guns that had the evil feline on them just so they didn’t have to ever correspond with the fanatics again. When I explained that they brought it on themselves, they pleaded that I spare them the torture that they inflict on me on a daily basis and asked me to post the following, Since I actually have a conscience, here is what they have to say:

Sanrio® has informed us that Sanrio is not involved in the manufacture or sale of Hello Kitty guns or weapons, and does not allow Hello Kitty® to be used to market guns or weapons. The items shown in this post are either digitally fabricated images or were custom-decorated without Sanrio’s permission. Sanrio alleges that creating false digitized images of Hello Kitty guns or weapons, or custom-decorating a real gun or weapon with Hello Kitty art, infringes Sanrio’s copyrights and trademarks, and may violate criminal laws.

And onto the original post…

I guess if there are Hello Kitty guns and Hello Kitty Armoured Personnel Carriers, it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that something which is supposed to exude love and friendship would be found on a AK-47:

Hello Kitty AK-47

Again, my wife is totally anti-Hello Kitty gun — “Hello Kitty brings love, she doesn’t kill” — but I think that this is simply showing Hello Kitty’s true colors. While she doesn’t necessarily destroy civilization with bullets and bombs, she does do it with a overwhelming blanket of cuteness that may be much more psychologically damaging to the world. I personally think it should be the weapon of choice for all Hello Kitty Hunters

And as the sales pitch notes, “A perfect gift for the young lady of the house.” What Hello Kitty fanatic wouldn’t want one?

The world should note the hand-crocheted shoulder-stock muffler and the anodized titanium plating. Several choices in stock wood are available. With a limited run of only 500, buy now before they’re gone! An mere $100 extra includes Glambo’s signature wood-burnt into the opposite side of the handguard. A perfect gift for the young lady of the house. A bargain at only $1072.95! 😉

Sent in by Ashley (via Glam Guns) who should shoot every Hello Kitty collection with it that she comes in contact with.

82 thoughts on “Hello Kitty AK-47

  1. What is wrong with you? This is a fake. Hello Kitty would never allow something like this to be made under her name. And you should be ashamed for showing it and trying to give her a bad reputation. It shows how petty you are and how you have no appreciation for the only thing making you popular.

  2. omg WANT! If HK really does feel what i feel than sometimes she wants to go postal on a few choice morons. No this is not a real gun, says so right on the Glam Guns site, but it sure looks convincing as hell.

    ~K

  3. How can or not HK allow something done in her name? Hk doesn’t exist… it’s just a character property of sanrio… Darlene is a very confused person…
    Hey everybody, how can we get the message that HK doesn’t really exist to darlene and all the poor souls like her?

  4. I’ve tried to make her understand (and a lot of other peole too) but it seems I’ve failed…
    Either she understands it or she leaves the blog once and for all 😛 lol
    Any ideas?

  5. But if Darlene goes away, so does the bonus entertainment that she has been providing. Besides, I’m starting to think that she must be about 12 years old or possibly developmentally disabled…the only thing that could explain her irrationality and zero grasp of reality.
    BTW, the kitty assault rifle would go rather nicely with the kitty handguns (see Jan 25, 2007 post).

  6. Y’know what would be perfect? If it shot pink-anodized bullets that left exit wounds in the shape of hearts, flowers, et cetera.

  7. This is probably the first HK thing I would actually want. Because this is possibly the only thing scarier than having an AK-47 aimed at you- would be to have it in hot pink. Because you know that’s got to be one crazy *bleep* holding a gun like that.

  8. As amazing as this is, look closely at the bottom of the main page (glamguns.com). It states that the site is a parody and “no actual weapons may be bought on this site”.

    Oh well… there is still plenty of horrible Hello Kitty stuff waiting to be discovered, I’m sure.

  9. The web site, http://www.glamguns.com/, seems really selling the gun.
    Of course, Sanrio won’t be happy about such product being sold.
    (If not for business, you can do whatever you want to do)

    Somebody should write to the web site to see if it is really selling a gun over the Internet. (I thought it is not possible due to background check requirement.)

    Hey, if Hello Kitty Love Hotel is okay, why not Hello Kitty AK-47.

  10. if anyone actualy went to the website they would see that it is a FREAKING JOKE!!!! get a sense of humor ppl. if the website wasnt enough when you go to checkout it sends you to a link in amazon about parody. some ppl r soooo stupid. i swear i must be the only semi-sane HK lover alive! (i said semi-sane for a reason, even i know HK is a little crazy).

  11. Ahahahah!!!! I don’t know if that thing is real but Sanrio must be planning to create a HK android to rule the world! I love how stupid things they can come with, or else, the world would be so boring..!

  12. Why does it matter so bad that the gun is just a virtual figment? Even if there was an honest-to-god rhinestone-encrusted pink boomstick out there, what are the odds that any of us would have one in our hands at $1800 a pop? In case you have not noticed, the internet is not a realm where “reality” is ascendant.

  13. i’m suprised they didn’t use an H&K rifle , it would be more fitting…
    a pussy’ pink G3 or MP5 , blarrrrrrrrrgggggghhhh!

  14. Yes, I was stupid enough to almost believe that they are actually selling such gun. Hey, this is a problem of living in the US. People want to buy guns. Buying an AK-47 is not a joke here. If buying an AK-47, why not the one with Hello Kitty on it?

  15. YAA said “Hey, this is a problem of living in the US. People want to buy guns. ”

    ummm yeah. it’s called the second ammendment.

  16. Hiya.
    I love your site (and i’m a fan of hello kitty) When i showed my friends this site they said if i ever become as obsessed with hello kitty as your wife they would never speak to me again!! I’m not that obsessed with hello kitty though, all i have is a hello kitty teddy and a hello kitty bag. I dont want to make your life any more hello kitty hellish but i just thought i’d let you know (Incase one day you feel like treating your wife!) that the build a bear shop in Bromley (London England UK) are now selling hello kitty teddies that you can build your self!! You get to put the stuffing in the bear and kiss its heart, you can also make it miaow, bark, moo or quack. (Mine barks!! lol) Also i have a quick question, does your wife know about this site? If she does what does she think of it? You should suggest that your wife starts a website for hello kitty fans to talk about all their hello kitty collections (She should call it hello kitty heaven!!!)
    Nikki. xoxo ^_^

  17. I figured out why I enjoy this site so much. Whenever I think *my* life is hell, I just head over hear and read about what poor Hello Kitty Hell man has to suffer through. Then I feel better because I know I don’t really have it that bad after all. It could be worse. Thanks for uplifting me by sharing your misery!

  18. Jennster, I don’t have to live in the USA to know that the second amendment gives citizens “the right to bear arms, *in defence of their country*” (my emphasis). In other words, it’s not a blanket right to carry a firearm at all times, but just a right to form a militia in time of war.

  19. In Europe we don’t have guns available!! In Portugal , apart from the authorities, only registered hunters can have firearms and they’re forbidden to use them unless for hunting…
    Can you explain to me why the US Citizens feel the (strange) need to carry a weapon or to have it at home?

  20. This is really one of the best pranks of the year!

    As for guns:
    A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

    It’s those pesky commas that anti-gun people don’t want you to notice!

    By the way, the courts have ruled in my favor:
    The DC Court of Appeals has ruled on the District’s gun ban:

    Divided three-judge D.C. Circuit panel holds that the District of Columbia’s gun control laws violate individuals’ Second Amendment rights: You can access today’s lengthy D.C. Circuit ruling at this link.

    According to the majority opinion, “[T]he phrase ‘the right of the people,’ when read intratextually and in light of Supreme Court precedent, leads us to conclude that the right in question is individual.”

    […]

    The majority opinion also rejects the argument that the Second Amendment does not apply to the District of Columbia because it is not a State. And the majority opinion concludes, “Section 7-2507.02, like the bar on carrying a pistol within the home, amounts to a complete prohibition on the lawful use of handguns for self-defense. As such, we hold it unconstitutional.”

    THAT’S THE END OF THE ARGUMENT.

    The second amendment exists for one reason- so that if our government gets out of line, we have the right to remove it.

    To give up that right for the actions of criminals and murderers is inexcusable. They can still get guns, legal or illegal. Disarm the people and it makes people fear the government, when our founding fathers wanted the government to fear us.

  21. http://olegvolk.net/gallery/d/2779-2/pinkrifles0511.jpg

    http://olegvolk.net/gallery/d/2782-2/morrigan_michaela0677.jpg

    My daughter and her friend have the pink rifles. They want Hello Kitty logos for them.

    And that AK is not “photoshopped.” It’s anodized.

    I swear, why do morons think anything they can’t figure out is “fake” or “shopped”?

    Want a gun that glows in the dark? I know people who can do it. Want a car in all chrome? That can be done too. It just takes $$.

  22. OMG! ive always want3d a pink gun! Its li3k totally aw3rsom3 and cool and I WANTS IT!

    Who, l3ik, car3s if its a parody sit3, 1ts a P!NK GUN! L3IK! DUDE!1!

  23. It’s possible… Or maybe she came back some really kickass HK stuff that he actually fell in love with! Now THAT would be funny…

  24. I take it that the FICTIONAL! (yes, please believe me) HK isn’t a veggie so why not a gun? Mayb not in some countries but be kinda cool to shoot ‘Bambi’s mum’ or ‘Bugs’ for dinner with one, right? I like pink, but HK Angel style (pale blue) would be even better.

    If you eat it, be prepared to kill it – free range better than factory.

  25. poor ak! nice fake! but please tell me, if I could really buy a hello kitty ak-47! and, of course, where! even just to see it in real an laugh my head off! that’s really funny! :O)

  26. Leave Darlene alone people she loves everything HK and I love her. With a great big hug and kiss from me to you, can’t you say you love me too.

  27. ‘What is wrong with you? This is a fake. Hello Kitty would never allow something like this to be made under her name.’

    HELLO KITTY ISN’T A REAL LITTLE KITTY CAT

    what do you mean she wouldn’t allow something like that to be made under her name?? SHE DOESN’T HAVE A SAY IN ANYTHING, THEREFORE SHE CAN’T ALLOW ANYTHING. SHE CAN’T EVEN TALK.

    god, i’ve been reading through all these threads and all of darlenes comments have made me LAWL. how can a person be so obsessed.. i mean i know i like hello kitty & i have a couple of clothing items and shit with her on them…

    but you take it over the edge, craaaaazy lady.

    bahahahah. zomg! =P

    =^.^=meow

  28. You can get a custom paint job on an AK-47 and well just about any firearm.
    I would argue that there is love with the Hello Kitty AK-47, maybe if you really love Hello Kitty then she is your inspiration or guardian or something. Hello Kitty Guide My Bullet!

    Like those WWII bombers with paintings of beautiful women on them or guns with religious symbols on them.
    Plus just because you have an AK-47 doesn’t mean anyone will be killed by it. Some also presumes that you would not only kill someone but murder them in cold blood. All of my firearms are for self-defense, I would love to continue living and not be brutally murdered. It should be noted that in a self-defense sitch I am unlikely to grab my AR-15 versus my .38 Revolver. The AR-15 is really just for fun target practice or a movie-like end of the world sitch and Hello Kitty does not appear Anywhere on Any of my firearms.

  29. Well, you take off all references to hello kitty on it, and that shade of purple is totally bad ass. If I were into guns, I’d want one that color.

  30. Hello Kitty is a pussy. And not real.

    By the way, for all the ‘tards out there, that is a Type 1 AK-47… the first production variant of the AK-47 rifle series. If ANYONE did that to a real AKS-47 (considering the fact that less than 20 of those parts kits came into the country, and to my knowledge, none were registered as machine guns before the 1968 NFA) they would deserve to be beaten, amputated, hung and shot. Repeatedly.

  31. to all the hello kitty fans nice or not i got news for ya A. hello kitty is evil and some of the things she r on is just wrong!!! B. U DONT BELONG ON THIS SITE IF U LIKE HELLO KITTY!!!!!! NOONE CARES IF UR APPALLED OR EVEN IF U R JUST BEING NICE FACE IT HELLO KITTY IS AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION!!!!!
    Now for all u ppl including the guy who owns this site…….who r married to or dating a hello kitty fanatic DUMP THEM THEY LOVE HELLO KITTY MORE THEN U DONT U GET THAT?!?!?! if u wanna spend A TON of money on something u r gonna hate or do hate and that doesnt matter to u then fine……………be happy knowing ur “loved one” cares more about hello kitty then u

  32. Oh btw to this darlene ur a really stupid person HELLO KITTY isnt real its owned by a company that will selll ANYTHING FOR MONEY either way its humans that own this company and no we rnt against hello kitty this is the honest truth deal with it…………they r humans and humans r greedy hello kitty isnt real shes just a cute icon ppl use to make money

  33. Believe it or not, a company in California is actually dedicated to customizing rifles and they do make hello kitty imprints and pictures on guns. This one seems to be reeking of fake, but that doesn’t mean they dont exist. I forgot on which website you can actually find scopes with hello kitty on them, and handguns (.45, .40, .22) that are pink and chrome, solid pink, or have the kitty alone, but its real and its out there. To me, the problem isn’t hk at all…its that you will find people thinking that it isn’t reality. Guns are not toys, and even hello kitty guns should be taken seriously.

  34. i would buy it that is just soo sexy….and your wife is anti-hello kitty gunn???? same on her …hey we kill hello have too kill to…lol….just kiddin about your wife!!!!!!!!!1lol

  35. this is a fake gun manufactured by SOMEONE,not sanrio.u can jus tell by lookin @ it.duh.they wouldnt ever allow this .hello kitty is not bout guns.lol.be 4 real.but i like it i would buy it.i would like more pink tho.

  36. Hello Kitty; most of us here are your biggest fans. Would u seriously support little kids having guns. Of course not. Though I’d be willing to buy one if I had the money because the AK-47 is my favorite type of gun… I highly doubt any mother young or old would allow their young child to love Hello Kitty after bringing this into their home

  37. at least when your wife buys this one youll have something to shoot yourself with when the hello kitty over load is too much.

  38. @Absinth how can we get people like the man who runs this site, yourselves and others to understand HELLO KITTY IS NOT FRICKEN REAL!

  39. Your all stupid, STUPID … READ the SMALL PRINT ON THE GLAM GUNS SITE!!!

    “NOTE: This site is a parody for humor purposes only. No actual weapons may be bought on this site. “Hello Kitty” is a trademark of Sanrio, Inc. You’re taking the wrong drugs if you think that Sanrio would ever license the use of Hello Kitty for a firearm or weapon of any sort. “Disney Princess” is a trademark of the Walt Disney Company. “CareBear” and “Rainbow Brite” are trademarks of American Greetings Corporation and/or Hallmark. There is no such thing as “Sucking-Chest-Wound Bear.” “My Little Pony” and “Easy-Bake Oven” are trademarks of Hasbro. “Martha Stewart Colors” is a trademark of Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia, Inc. All trademarks are the property of their respective owners. GlamGuns.com has no connection with and is not affiliated with Sanrio, Inc, Hasbro, Walt Disney Company, Hallmark, American Greetings Corporation, Nickelodeon, Nickelodeon UK, Nick Jr., Martha Stewart, Omnimedia, Inc, Paris Hilton, Mother Theresa, Lady Diana, or, in fact, much of anyone really, especially Dick Cheney who, at no time, was CEO of our corporation or even on the Board of Directors. No, really. Would we lie to you?”

    SERIOUSLY!

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