Hello Kitty Macy's Thanksgiving Parade Float

I’m still getting things from Halloween when news like this is sent to me (it is very Hello Kitty like to make one holiday blend into the next so there is never a time when a holiday isn’t being celebrated by her):

Hello Kitty Macys Parade Float

Apparently Hello Kitty has been added to this year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving parade. This is something right out of one of a horror movie – could there really be anything scarier than a giant Hello Kitty hoovering over you? Guess who is going to be having Hello Kitty Hell nightmares tonight

Sent in by Mike who should have to spend the entire parade underneath Hello Kitty for letting my wife know about this which has her now hounding me with the idea that we should go to see this…

30 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Macy's Thanksgiving Parade Float

  1. Oooh. I never saw one of those parades before… only in the movies that show them.. I am suprised shes finally Made it into the parade though.. nice. <3

  2. Hum. What’s security like along the parade route? Any way that someone could get onto a rooftop and shoot the thing down? I believe they’re inflated in a couple sections now in case of leaks, so you ought to get in a couple of head shots and a few body shots. I recommend arrows with hunting tips, shot out of a bow no higher than 20lb pull. That way, it’ll puncture and rip, but won’t continue on through the balloon to harm bystanders, like bullets might.

  3. Some of the things on this website are HK ridiculous, but I must say, this is fantastic. I honestly can’t wait to watch this year. And, to top it off, NYC has a HK store near Times Square, which isn’t close to Macy’s, but it’s in close proximity. What better way to sell more HK crap than to float a giant cat in a highly anticipated, publicized tv event? Props to Sanrio for finally getting her in!

  4. And to think I was glad I was back in New York and was actually going to see the parade. Oh man, My childhood memories are forever tainted by the kitty that knows no soul.

  5. DONT GIVE ANYONE HERE ANY MORE IDEAS LIKE THAT. THE LAST THING WE NEED IS A KITTIFIED AMERICA… we have enough weeaboos, so more HK fanatics would be BBAAAADDD. Same goes for every other country

  6. Sanrio has penetrated our market, and they’re not even wearing a Hello Kitty condom. What we must fear now is the bukkake of market saturation.

  7. I found this blog by chance, and I must say: for a HK-hater, you sure have quite a “collection”. 😉 I’ve read all your posts, cringing and giggling along the way, and I still wonder why–since you are so fed up with Her Mouthlessness–you’re [involuntarily] enabling your wife up to now (please believe me when I say that I have come to this conclusion without malice).

    To tone this down a bit, I’ll show you something I’ve made after discovering something in your archives: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v382/cmpraga/macro/hellokittyoffer.jpg . As for this float, if you have the opportunity, use one of those HK darts you were given some time ago. That ought to be poetic justice. 😉

  8. But what I don’t understand is why you guys keep sending HKH this stuff if he doesn’t want to see it. I don’t think he was being sarcastic when he said “Sent in by Mike who should have to spend the entire parade underneath Hello Kitty for letting my wife know about this which has her now hounding me with the idea that we should go to see this…”

  9. The most controversial float for 2007 is being called the “Hitler Balloon”. It was reported 11/20/07 on my local Fox news this morning. The float is to promote the new Tom Cruise movie Valkyrie, which is based on the plot to assassinate Hitler during the height of WWII. Many groups are expressing outrage, and are demanding the float be removed from the Macy’s parade. To see pictures of this float, use the google and type “Hitler Balloon”. WOW.

  10. I love this site because it keeps me informed on all the new Hello Kitty Shiz going on and I’m a fan of HK since a child. You aren’t offending people with this site, it’s actually informative. :^)

  11. Hello Kitty is coming to get YOU!! Naw, I’m just kidding but, Hello Kitty isn’t bad @ all, she is just misunderstood ’cause she doesn’t have a mouth but can still talk.

  12. Ummm who cares anything about Hello Kitty, its just a darn character! You guys just need to get over her and live your life and worry about stuff that really matters. If you are an adult female and u still like HK thats cool, even more for little kids, but if you’re an adult hating on HK, get a life…

  13. I agree with hello kitty lover. After hk is just a character, she’s not alive and walking about. Is she realy worth wasting your time and energy that’s put into hating her, or being excessively fanatic about?

  14. This Hk was in Hot Topic where you could get plushies, pillow cases, throws, purses, id cases, and jewelery. Sanrio did another superhero line as well.

  15. champagne… Bubbly americans import for special occations. I would have mine in a hello kitty engraved toasting flute.

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