Hello Kitty Marriage Certificate

It’s emails like these that ensure that the entire week is going to be hellish. I do my best never to bring up the subject of Hello Kitty weddings because my wife and I got married before her Hello Kitty obsession blossomed (yes, there are some miracles even in Hello Kitty Hell), and the fact that we didn’t have a Hello Kitty wedding doesn’t sit well. If any mention of weddings are made, the subject that we should retake our vows (this time decked out in Hello Kitty Hell wedding fashion) is the topic she wants to talk about for the next month. So you can imagine how disturbing it was to receive the knowledge that it’s possible to get a Hello Kitty marriage certificate:

Hello Kitty marriage certificate

It gets even work when you realize where the wedding took place and the outfits worn:

Hello Kitty wedding

And just to make my life completely miserable, a video of the entire event was included (view at your own risk – you have been warned…)

When it comes to looking into the depths of Hello Kitty Hell, the Hello Kitty wedding is right down there at the source of the flame. Of all the the painful moments I’ve endured in Hello Kitty Hell, I can still imagine that a Hello Kitty wedding would be more painful which is a very scary thought. Of course, my wife thinks it would be a wonderful idea if we renewed our vows in a Hello Kitty ceremony and will be reminding me of this fact for the foreseeable future ensuring that Hello Kitty Hell remains much too hot even in the middle of winter…

Sent in by Achim (via his site Hello Kitty Museum). While I should propose some unthinkable cruel curse upon him for even thinking that it would be a good idea to send me these photos, it frightens me to think that there might not be anything worse than what he has already gone through…

61 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Marriage Certificate

  1. cool i love it now im 15 hope that this Hello Kitty Marriage Certificate will last until im 30 plus so thet i can register it

  2. There are actually people weird enough to want that kind of marriage certificate? It scares me, really. I mean, that thing looks like a toy! Or one of those online marriage certificates that you just print out for fun. Kinda tacky….

    Rant over. I feel very sorry for you… 🙂

  3. > … she wants to talk about for the next month.

    Correction:
    it must be ‘… for the next months’ or maybe ‘… for the rest of our marriage life’.

  4. That is is wonderful and it shows that there are a few good men out there that support their wives unlike you. It is every girl’s dream to be married in a Hello Kitty wedding. If everyone had a fairytale wedding like that, there would be a lot less divorce and meanness in the world. Instead of your constant complaining, why don’t you try and learn something from this upstanding individual who actually knows how to treat women right.

  5. Darlene: ‘It is every girl’s dream to be married in a Hello Kitty wedding…’

    You’re kidding, right? I don’t know about where you live, (obviously on another planet) but HERE in AMERICA, I don’t see people having Hello Kitty weddings nor do I pass by pink hello kitty-fied chapels. I guarantee you, very few people want a wedding like this. Also no SANE person would want this either.

    ‘If everyone had a fairytale wedding like that, there would be a lot less divorce and meanness in the world…..’

    OH YES OF COURSE! I mean that’s the only way a marriage lasts! Spending thousands of dollars making sure a wedding is ‘perfect’ and hello kittified, because it’s not like there are ‘other’ factors that cause divorce, like finances, children, trust, etc. Honestly I think if more people had a wedding like this, the divorce rate would go UP.

    Seriously, get you face out of your hello kitty butt and actually make a hate comment that makes sense. Oh wait WHOOPS, silly me, I forgot this is hello kitty, where sanity and sense doesn’t exist.

  6. OKAY I LOVE HELLO KITTY BUT THE WEDDING THING IS GOING JUST A LITTLE 2 DAMN FAR. ALSO APPLIANCES CLOTHES PURSES SHSIT I MIGHT EVEN GET AT TATTOO BUT A WEDDING NO THAT IS SOMETHING THAT ME AND MY SPOUCE HAVE 2 AGREE ON

  7. I could see going with a HK wedding, themed weddings are simpler (and cheaper) than doing the “perfect day” thing for the bride.

    I suggested during the planning of our wedding (multiple times) that we’d be better off eloping. My husband insisted that we have the family there (he really hadn’t been exposed all that much to my family– after the wedding, and 8 grueling hours of having to be with my family, he agreed that eloping would have been the better course of action)

  8. Darlene isn’t the assumption that it’s EVERYGIRL’S dream a sweeping generalization. Also, divorce doesn’t result from something minor, it’s the effects of two persons growing apart over the year. Please don’t be so insulting as to say divorce is anything less.

  9. My first reaction:

    “NOOOOOoOooOOOOOOOoooooooOOo00o0ooo0o0ooo0Oo)Oo0O)o0oO0oik0oasjkmgasdojkvliwdu0t8934utjwuioaghaw;gkawdpoir04
    545qoooooooooooooooo…”

  10. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF!!!!!!!
    Btw Darlene you are sooo dilusional, your soo %*&$% funny!!!!

  11. your ads are for hello kitty items and a show hosted by a gay guy giving advice to women.
    i don’t fit here. no one does, EXCEPT hello kitty fans.

  12. Hah Darlene what are you smoking? I want some.
    And every girls dream?
    Its not my dream or anyone else’s.
    I can only hope your younger then me.
    And getting married in an embarrassing manner like that
    is no way of proving anything specially if they’re a good man or not.
    a lot less divorce?
    wth do you get that from?
    Hello kitty must be real magical if you think that would stop a divorce honestly it would probably cause it.
    I’d never force my soon-to-be husband into that.
    -shivers-
    Whats next? an HK church and religion…. oh no,forget I said that.

  13. Aaaww…. I really love that couple… They are just so crazy, you must see their home, absolutely cute.

    I’d really like to have a hello kitty wedding like that, and of course my bf would like it too. Cmon guys, it is not really bad, just think about it!

  14. Okay, I admit, I’m crazy Hello Kitty obsessed. But I could never have a Hello Kitty wedding. I don’t know…. life sized Hello Kitties creep me out…

  15. WTF.. May as well get married at chuck e. cheese for how lame and rediculus that was. Wonder if that’s even legit or just for show.

  16. Dear Darlene
    IT IS NOT EVERY GIRLS DREAM TO BE MARRIED IN A HELLO KITTY WEDDING.

    You are disillusioned… seriously. What world are you living in?

  17. Darlene: ‘It is every girl’s dream to be married in a Hello Kitty wedding…’

    Every girl’s dream? You have got to be kidding me! Hell will freeze over before I have HK within a hundred miles of any wedding I have. You are beyond delusional, Darlene. It’s time for them to take you away to the nearest asylum…

  18. After the amazingly horrifying HKness of this, you know what my next thought was? It’s gonna be an interesting marriage if the bride is leaning more towards the giant HK ‘thing’ than her new husband in the formal wedding photos. Does an affair count if it’s with merchandise???

  19. Personally, I think if u don’t overdo it then it could be really cute to do Hello Kitty themed wedding. I am obsessed with Japan, and I love their style. This site is pretty funny, cause you know Hello Kitty is popular when people are hating on it so much^.^; I would totally do Hello Kitty invitations, and maybe table cards and gifts. That’s just my opinion and that’s how I came upon this page. I am still debating on what I would do but it’s fun to think about^.^ Thanks for the ideas, though I def would not get those wedding rings. cheza

  20. I just have one thing to say….

    Whuchhhhhhh….

    (For those who do not know, that is the sound of a cracking whip made not by a real whip, but from men mocking other men that do things that are clearly not what they want but do it because of what she wants.)

  21. I dont think any man that complies with the idea of hello kitty is whiped. I’m 26 & a huge HK fan. I have my hello kitty stuff all over the house & my boyfriend has his sports stuff all over the house & we’re both happy!

    My point is that he knows that there will be SOME hello kitty at our wedding and he’s fine with it cuz he knows that I’ll always recipricate in some way that makes him just as happy! Compromise people!!! Comporomise!!

    As far as the full on HK wedding… I think its kind of a fun idea. I mean is it any different than going to Vegas and getting Elvis to marry you? I guess it just depends on if you prefer to have things the old fasioned way, of if you wanna jump outta the crowd and do something different!

  22. I think its kinda cute!!! its something they will never forget huh…i think darlene is right though!! he obvs loves the woman! i wouldnt go that far! but i think a little reference to hello kittty would be sweet! 🙂

  23. Wow and I thought Disney weddings were pathetic…

    Yes, I once had a Hello Kitty themed birthday party when I was much younger, but at some point you have to stop the madness.

    I think the real problem with weddings and marriage is that people don’t take view them as the serious commitments they are and that is often a factor in a marriage that leads to divorce.

  24. No, no. You see, Darlene is actually right about this one. Because if we all had to have Hello Kitty weddings, there would be a lot less weddings, thus reducing the divorce rate.

  25. Bear_1, if we Hello Kittify the asylum and give her a Hello Kitty straightjacket, she’ll volunteer herself. 😉

  26. Oh… My f-ing god….

    That is sick and wrong… Both marriage certificate and wedding ceremony! It so didn’t help that I have to hear that weird “wake up! wake up!” song. And I just woke up too =.=;;;

    Well you have to admit though… That wedding is so much better than the Hong Kong HK marriage ceremony in the train station. Although the groom and bride’s clothes looks like they came out from the 70’s and 60’s… So tacky and bad…. in MANY different levels

  27. i agree, it’s OTT but did you not see how happy that women was? it’s her day. tbh, she had a day she wont forget, she was smiling, she was in love. how can that be bad?

  28. As much as I’d hate to…I agree with jordee. She was happy. Her hubby seemed a little uncomfortable but he still smiled for her.

    So I applaud them. Still, a HK wedding…freaky…

  29. Uhm. One question Jordiee. You say it is HER day. isn’t it THEIR day? I’m pretty sure the last thing I want my husband to feel on our wedding day is discomfort and embarrassment. I always thought marriages were partnerships. Then again. I ALSO didn’t think it was every girl’s dream to have annoying characters dancing around. Or to NEED something like that to make it a day they won’t forget.

  30. Oh. My. God. I just projectile vomited everywhere after reading Darlene’s post.

    “That is is wonderful and it shows that there are a few good men out there that support their wives unlike you. It is every girl’s dream to be married in a Hello Kitty wedding. If everyone had a fairytale wedding like that, there would be a lot less divorce and meanness in the world. Instead of your constant complaining, why don’t you try and learn something from this upstanding individual who actually knows how to treat women right”

    No! Most women don’t want this! Supporting your spouse is a two-way street. . . . And it’s sexist to say that weddings only matter to females.

    As a woman and (more importantly) a human being, your one-sidedness makes me cringe. And fairy tale weddings/marriages don’t exist. That’s what makes them “fairy tales.” Ugh.

    And “a lot less divorce and meanness in the world”? You’re right, Darlene. Intolerance to Hello Kitty is the leading cause of divorce . . . as well as meanness.

  31. I would love to have a hello kitty wedding!!! Oh yes!!! And surprisingly enough I am actually sane too 🙂 my partner would never agree, and I can’t really blame him, blokes just don’t understand the whole hello kitty thing, and if my fella did I would be concerned about his sexuality. My dreams of my hello kitty wedding stay in my head 🙁 Hello Kitty rules!! ?

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