Creepy Hello Kitty Lisa Loeb Video

I guess it could have gone without saying since anything that involves Hello Kitty is “creepy” to some extent, but it seems to take on horror film dimensions when a Hello Kitty plush comes to life in the back of a music video. I just sat there watching — waiting for Hello Kitty to produce Alien fangs and suck the life out of Lisa Loeb. Either that or have Hello Kitty begin whacking Lisa Loeb over the head with the guitar until she was slumped in a pool of blood on the kitchen floor. The more I live in Hello Kitty Hell, the more convinced I become that Hello Kitty could be a huge horror movie franchise. Doubt me? Watch the video:

The only thing that surprises me is that both Lisa Loeb and Hello Kitty aren’t using Hello Kitty acoustic guitars in the video to promote themselves even more, but that in no way takes away from the creepiness of having Hello Kitty pretending to sing over your shoulder. It would have simply been the icing on the cake.

Of course, my wife thinks that it is wonderful and that Hello Kitty should sing with all famous musicians (you laugh, but don’t underestimate the evil feline). I suppose this would be every Hello Kitty fanatic’s fantasy – to have Hello Kitty magically come to life, but when you really know what Hello Kitty is like, this may not be such a good thing.

Sent in by Sandra who should be forced to watch only the Hello Kitty portions of this video over and over and over again as punishment for ever thinking that sending me this video could result in anything positive…

58 thoughts on “Creepy Hello Kitty Lisa Loeb Video

  1. You have some serious problems that you need to seek help for. This post just went too far and I refuse to keep silent any longer. If you are going to continue to describe Hello Kitty with false terms and in a bad light, then someone has to call you on it.

    There is nothing that makes it look like Hello Kitty is going to do anything bad in this video. She is the cutest plush ever and brings happiness to the song. Only someone completely demented could imagine her as something in a horror movie. It’s just sick, sick, sick and you should be sued for all the false things you say.

    Don’t you think it’s time that you grew up and showed the world that you aren’t a immature man trying to win fame by belittling Hello Kitty. That’s a pretty sad way to live your life, especially when everyone else in the world loves and adores her. Just admit that you have lost and accept Hello Kitty for the true love she has for all.

  2. How can Hello Kitty sing, when she has no mouth? Truly sign she is alien, and you are indeed in Hello Kitty Hell.
    Full sympathies.

  3. dude, this video is soooo old! i can’t believe you just now got this! i was in love with this song…like 7 years ago.

    i have the same toaster. it’s the best toaster EVER! i won’t eat toast from any other!

  4. I do not care much for her singing but again paranoia will destroy ya Mr HKH. Its just video or your are feel guilty i attacking the cute one.

  5. Dear God in heaven, i feel dirty. That thing scares the crap outta me, and thats not an easy thing to do.

    Dude, can you not get your Wife interested in the Collected Curios of Jolly Jack instead?

  6. Actually, Lisa Loeb crossed over to the HK side somewhere around 2002…note the title of the album this comes from, “Hello Lisa” (I refused to buy this one because the evil feline clearly had influenced her)…so much so that in the album art poor Lisa only sees herself as her own HK likeness…that’s SCARY. The fact that she & Dweezil Zappa were a couple could explain it, but I’m not really sure why. I understand they’ve got her on antibiotics now and her recovery as an HK minion has been going well…and the whiskers are gone.

  7. You have some serious problems that you need to seek help for. This post just went too far and I refuse to keep silent any longer. If you are going to continue to describe Hello Kitty with false terms and in a bad light, then someone has to call you on it.

    There is nothing that makes it look like Hello Kitty is going to do anything bad in this video. She is the cutest plush ever and brings happiness to the song. Only someone completely demented could imagine her as something in a horror movie. It’s just sick, sick, sick and you should be sued for all the false things you say.

    Don’t you think it’s time that you grew up and showed the world that you aren’t a immature man trying to win fame by belittling Hello Kitty. That’s a pretty sad way to live your life, especially when everyone else in the world loves and adores her. Just admit that you have lost and accept Hello Kitty for the true love she has for all.

    Yes, darlene’s comment is more like world domination type, i know you want everybody to go your way but i am also like you sometimes darlene, the fact is that you can’t make people bow down to you, its not good anyway dear, just like what you said Just admit that you have lost and accept Hello Kitty for the true love she has for all, it means since this is a hate blog, just admit you also lost and accepted the fact for Hello Kitty’s mean side(yes, everybody has a mean side dear, also including you, me and everyone), you should fit in because some hate her and some love her, so you should fit in, i even like Hello Kitty for some reasons, but i also have my hates side, so lets just be equal, fair and most of all, to fit in with other’s opinions. So, i guess you should just fit in with the blog owner’s opinions on Hello Kitty if that is you don’t wanna be called a mean machine.

  8. @ hksucksnotrocks, darlene, etc.

    Maybe I’m flogging a dead horse (or other four-legged animal) here, but you do realise that Hello Kitty isn’t real, don’t you? She’s a fictional character, created by a person (Ikuko Shimizu), developed into a brand by a company (Sanrio) – a bit like Santa, the Easter Bunny or Ronald McDonald.

    Sorry to burst your bubble, but if your parents aren’t going to tell you, someone has to.

  9. Was HK just staring at Lisa’s butt and shaking her head? xD I so want a creepy doll like that to play guitar with me when I’m not looking.

  10. I couldn’t get past the lady’s giant bleached streak in her hair. I think that was creepier than the animatronic Hello Kitty. & Malik, everyone knows that HK sings/talks from her heart. That’s why she doesn’t need a mouth…duh

  11. Dude I cannot believe some people take your blog so seriously. Your a brilliant blogger ^_^

    Indeed weird video. The first line of that song is kinda… lame. Obvious she talks about the enmy behind her or something like that…. and it’s obvious HK wants to steal the spotlight of singers as well.lol.

  12. Darlene Darlene Darlene *Shakes head*. You take things far too seriosly dear. You must learn from the phrase “TO each his own.” Mr. HKH has as much right to hate Hello Kitty as you do to love her. There is no law that says you must Love/Hate HK. (At least not yet.)

    Besides, if you look at Mr. HKH plite then his emotions would be understandable. Look at it this way; HK is like chocolate cake, its wonderful to have every once in a while , but after a week or so of eating nothing but chocolate cake then you would loose your apetite very fast. Now maby there are people out there who can eat chocolate cake every day and still love it. OK, good for them. But most people can’t. Those people who can have no right to “Call Out” on the people who can’t, because they don’t have the same limitations or feelings. You, Darlene are one of the people who can “Eat chocolate cake”, Mr. HKH is one of the ones “Who can’t”. Get my drift

    Pluse we must not discount the fact Mr. HKH is a man (hence the Mr.) chalk full of testosterone. Most straite men can only handle so much cuteness before they explode (one way or another.) Us women need to respect the men for their “can & can’ts” if we expect them to do the same with us.

    OK I’m done with my rant. This is geting too close to the battle of the sexes.

    Peace out =)

  13. I think Lisa Loeb admitted to having a guitar with an HK on it. I wouldn’t mind one either since I do like her in a Warhol-style irony.

    Loeb’s songs are cute overall, I had her album “Tails”, but it wasn’t anything close to “Stay”. I wish she’d write a song like that again.

  14. humor: noun. “The ability to perceive, enjoy, or express what is amusing, comical, incongruous, or absurd” e.g. HK in a horror movie. e.g. HK sprouting fangs and going vampire on Lisa Loeb.

    sigh.

  15. @Darlene Please don’t speak for me or anyone, ever. I hate hello kitty…btw you are one of the most dedicated trolls i have ever seen, 1 free internet for you!

  16. This is why I LOVE this blog! I can’t believe there is an actual video of a real HK playing the guitar and singing a song! If it wasn’t for this blog, I never would have see it. Thank you so much! I can’t wait to trick my husband into watching this video, I’ll have to tell him I got vid of flight 1549 flashing down or something, he’ll only watch it for like 2 seconds, so I’ll have to pick a good spot, maybe 2:55….anyway, this is awesome, thanks again. I LOVE LOVE LOVE Hello Kitty!

  17. I have this CD (i admit i’m a Lisa Loeb fan) and the title of the CD is called “Hello Lisa”. The cover of the CD even has hello kitty!

  18. I love Hello Kitty! And I love your website, it cracks me up. But this time, HK is SUPER creepy!! I think you should create your own music videos because I like the idea of having HK hack someone to bits. But make sure the setting is cute and pretty like in this video.

  19. Ha! I loved the Kitty’s movements (ver’ creepy!) but what got me more was the shameful lyrics of that song…

    “I like things that are so good / you are so so good” and “Don’t be the enemy / Don’t stand in back of me” really set me giggling… clearly this is an American artist (no offense

  20. I really like Hello Kitty, but that video was creepy as hell.

    btw, if you don’t like what’s on this blog, then why are reading it?

  21. Darlene is about as real as Hello Kitty’s soul. Whoever is actually writing her posts is a delightful prankster.

    The HK plush puppet is about due for a music video comeback of epic proportions. Kanye, are you listening?

  22. I was too busy looking at how botoxed her face is to let the cat get to me.

    Then again she may have used hello kitty botox….

  23. Today, my husband and I were at Big Lots and this song started playing throughout the store. All I could picture was HK playing a guitar. We didn’t stay there long….lol.

  24. Oh great, I how have a mental image of HK playing “All Along the Watchtower”. I’d not mind, but it does go totally pear-shaped at one point! 😉

  25. ok. that is so creepy. i will never look at a hello kitty doll the same way again. and…darlene is back! more entertainment. and p.s darlene, just because some of us aren’t head over heels in luv with a bobble headed cat doesn’t mean we’re squishing all the love out of the world. geez.

  26. This video is both cute and creepy! HK looks all sweet and innoccent, but she COULD turn into a Vampire! But I love Vampires, especially Edward Cullen!

  27. That reminded me of Chucky the killer doll *shudders* Thanks for the nightmares, I love hello kitty but…not alive!

  28. Oh God that was atrocious. Well…best start burning someof my plushies.

    Oh and God, pleasedon’t start on Edward Cullen. Unless you want someone to write a giant hate blog for him. That’d be sweet.

    Who’d love a guy who’s described to be a bathroom floor? XD

  29. THANK YOU DARLENE!
    You have just READ MY MIND.
    And if liking hello kitty is being in “hello kitty hell”….
    THEN I LIKE IT!! 😛 to all of the pillocks who hate hello kitty!

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