Hello Kitty Assault Rifle (update)

Note: Sanrio legal counsel has contacted me because they realize that their fans are not bright enough to know what is an official Sanrio product and what is not. They didn’t feel that this would be a problem until the fans started contacting them directly, and they soon realized how painful it was to actually have to converse with a fanatic, and not even they had the patience to actually do this. As a result, they sent out a notice to me begging for me to take down my posts about guns that had the evil feline on them just so they didn’t have to ever correspond with the fanatics again. When I explained that they brought it on themselves, they pleaded that I spare them the torture that they inflict on me on a daily basis and asked me to post the following, Since I actually have a conscience, here is what they have to say:

Sanrio® has informed us that Sanrio is not involved in the manufacture or sale of Hello Kitty guns or weapons, and does not allow Hello Kitty® to be used to market guns or weapons. The items shown in this post are either digitally fabricated images or were custom-decorated without Sanrio’s permission. Sanrio alleges that creating false digitized images of Hello Kitty guns or weapons, or custom-decorating a real gun or weapon with Hello Kitty art, infringes Sanrio’s copyrights and trademarks, and may violate criminal laws.

And onto the original post…

There are far too many readers of this blog that have way too much time on their hands if the amount of people who sent me photos of the Hello Kitty AR-15 assault rifle (which I mentioned previously) is any indication. Apparently a lot of people thought it was a photoshop job, so to prove it wasn’t he took photos of it with his wife using it at the firing range.

Hello Kitty assault rifle

No doubt that the military will be carrying these around soon. Seriously, I can’t think of anything more terrifying?

Sent in by 27 different readers (including the owner of riflegear), all of whom should have the wrath of Hello Kitty Hell fall down upon them for even thinking for a split second that it would be wise to send me this photo…

Update: A smiling Hello Kitty fanatic with an assault rifle really should be the definition of “scary” for the dictionary…

Hello Kitty assault rifle

Sent in by prlemph

62 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Assault Rifle (update)

  1. Well I’ll believe that, not that I ever doubted it’s existence. As I’ve said before if my boyfriend insisted I get a gun I would demand that it be a hello kitty one.

  2. I believe that as soon as the police starts carrying one of this cuties around crime will go down drastically!
    Just imagine being a robber and telling your friends that you were arrested with or shot by a Hello Kitty gun… humilliating! Then again… what policeman would carry this gun around and not feel silly? At least the criminals would be laughing their way to jail 😛

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  4. You poor man… how do you survive all this? I’d die. Or run for my life. You must really love that wife of yours too put up with all this…

  5. Hey 😮
    I’ve been reading your posts and…
    I think it’d be interesting to know how your daily life is 😮
    Leads us through one day of your life for us to know how much in contact you are with HK stuff :>
    If you do if, i promisse i shall never send you any Hello Kitty pics that your wife might see and use to make your life even worse :>

  6. im not a big fan of hello kitty, nor do i hate it or anything, just neutral normal funki roary,
    but holy jesus, thats just brilliant. Not exatly cute overload, but still pink and flowery, now all u need is that guy dressed up in a sparkly pink costume and using that gun to blow someones brains out

  7. While I appreciate your pain, and thank God that my wife has not gone so far down the seventh level of HKH that your’s has. . . your site is simply giving her IDEAS at this point. . . and that’s CHO BERIBA!!

  8. AK-47, when you absolutely, positively, have to destroy every Oedipus-complexed piece of HKified tat in the room. Accept no substitutes!

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  10. While my father didn’t need one of these to get me into gun sports and self-defense, I’m sure a lot of gun-toting men blessed with sparkle princess daughters would love this.

    Besides, Mossberg print doesn’t come in pink.

  11. Though this may be a little over the top–How humiliated would the enemies be if they found out that their armies were being destroyed by HELLO KITTY GUNS? LOL

    Not only is it physically devastating, but psychologically destructive as well. =]

  12. i would ? to have one of these!! my boyfriend and his friends would probably have a good laugh with me taking a gun like this to go hunting! lol!!! ? it!

  13. those ? marks were supposed to be hearts, someone just informed me that ar 15’s r automatic mind blowers, so all i have to say about my last comment is POOR DEER!!! or squirrel, w-eva

  14. If an attacker was to miss, then surely you’d die laughing.

    And if you did get shot and die, then surely you’d want to keep it a secret so as to save your family name from shame

    Sadly taken from us by Hello Kitty.
    God Bless.

  15. I am building an AR15 for my 10 year old Grandaughter to get her interested in firearms competetion. I’m taking one of my AR15’s & making it 10 year old friendly. In other words…HELLO KITTY!

  16. FYI, this guy totally ripped off Sanrio. Not only does he only sell this gun privatly now, but when you buy it online, the Hello Kitty and the picture are smeared with photo shop so that you could still buy this, but you would have to know what originally the gun looked like and how it comes to you. That’s right, Sanrio will not allow him to sell this gun anymore and sell it as a Hello Kitty gun, but I assure you that when you actually buy it and it comes to you, you will delight in the sheer excitement only this finatically cool Hello Kitty rifle could give you. If you need to know where to get this gun, I can tell you 🙂

  17. I just love how the magazine (I think that’s what you call it) is white with pink flowers – contrasting beautifully with the rest of the rifle. Gorgeous. I must have one!!

  18. Wow…. you can have an HK H&K. Now THAT’s a scary thought, still its good to see the little demon showing her true colours. Proof that she’s a demon: she doesn’t have a mouth. How can anything that can’t eat be natural?

  19. Oh man, I was almost positive that the gun in the first assault rifle posting was a toy…. but looks like I was wrong! That gun just looks like it’s begging for some little kid to pick it up and play with it. “Whoops! I just shot daddy!” Bad Kitty…

  20. WOW the police department “SWAT” (SPECIAL weapons & tactics) team will be getting these the next time they screw up, for those “Special” situations. Just think, If they had been pointing THIS type of assault rifle at Elian Gonzalez, instead of that boring olive drab one, the photos might not have looked so bad in the press…………

  21. If they had been pointing THIS type of assault rifle at Elian Gonzalez, instead of that boring olive drab one, the photos might not have looked so bad in the press…………
    Its actually the PERFECT gun for those situations!!!!!!!!!
    And the updated photo is great!

  22. Damn. I don’t know which is hotter: the sexy Asian babe or the sexy pink Hello Kitty assault rifle. MEEEE—OOOOWWW!

  23. you know you really shouldn’t put fake crap up.
    sanrio doesn’t make weapons, therefore there is not a ‘Hello Kitty’ weapon anywhere.
    there fake, and most photoshopped.

  24. Cassie, why so testy? Sanrio doesn’t make Volkswagen Beetles either, but my cousin “Hello Kittyed” her 1972 bug. You can Hello Kitty just about anything, that is if Sanrio hasn’t gotten to it first. I’ve Hello Kittied my skateboard, bicycle and laptop, and if I had a machine gun, I’d Kitty that up too… And use it. Lighten up!!

    Long Live Kitty!!!!!!!

  25. “This country is going to pot; I’d feel a lot safer with one of those…”

    I wouldn’t want a gun of any description, just as well Australia doesn’t allow civilian firearms. I guess though, a Hello Kitty gun is still a gun, and I’d still be really freaked out if one was pointed at me. At least now I know not all brightly coloured guns are toys. XD

  26. they sell those and other various hello kitty guns at the bass pro shop (aka: redneck disney world). i know because i was goofing around with a demo they had on the shelves.

  27. hhhhmmmm i think guns are pretty scarry… idk why but i just do, but a cute hello kitty one that “looks” like it could even be plastic doesnt scare me at all :), i think i could even handle try useing it :)) lol hell i want to use it

    • “The girl I love, stole her from a friend
      Fool got lucky, stole her back again”

      Steve Miller Band
      “Mercury Blues”

  28. i myself am a huge hello kitty fanatic , and of course at first i kindof wanted this but i dont think these guns should even be for sale whatsoever, all i can picture is a little girl getting her hands on it somehow and things going very bad.

  29. I want to see Hello Kitty portrayed as an international terrorist (armed with HK weaponry of course) in a big Hollywood blockbuster starring someone like Jason Statham or Bruce Willis as the hero dedicated to hunting HK down and ending his(?) nefarious activities once and for all, preferably with the assistance of a small nuclear warhead. Or better yet, a big nuclear warhead
    Thanks for letting me get this off my chest.

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