Hello Kitty Motorcycle Racing Leathers

You knew that it would eventually happen. If a Hello Kitty motorcycle exists, it was only a matter of time for the Hello Kitty motorcycle racing leathers to appear:

Hello Kitty motorcycle racing leathers

It isn’t much of a surprise that the classic style of Hello Kitty flipping you off sucking her thumb is used since that is basically how anyone who would have to wear this monstrosity must feel. Of course, my wife thinks it’s “adorable” which is never a good sign and usually means I will end up with it as a gift sometime in the future. One more thing to look forward to in Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by dp who should really have to wear this all the time as punishment for thinking even for a split second that sending me a photo of it could produce anything positive…

68 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Motorcycle Racing Leathers

  1. Now remember: Do Not Feed the darlene.

    The crazy bitch thrives on all the attention she gets for her insane rationalizations of Hello Kitty merch.

    I’m sure her deranged ass can defend this abberation too. Why should we care?

  2. Aww…That suit makes me want to find the owner, steal the thing and burn it.^_^

    I agree, even though it will be tough. DONT FEED THE DARLENE. Thank you. 😀

  3. Pretty sure that’s photoshopped, look at the legs and the coral color there, it’s too crisp, almost like somebody just changed the coloring.

  4. Your wife wants to protect you when you are riding a motorcycle and you complain about what the protection looks like? You never have appreciation for her. And shame on you for saying all the time that Hello Kitty is flipping people off. That is so rude when you know it’s not the truth and there is nothing funny about it.

    I think we have reached another point where you show that you’re not a real man because of fear of the color pink. It’s pathetic that you fear your masculinity so much, but we all have grown to know this is how you are. If you really want to step up and be a man, show a little more appreciation for your wife and all that she does for you.

  5. That has to be the most hideous shade of pink…. EVER. Any pink is evil, but that is just nauseating. I agree with Holly about the photoshop job. The highlights are wrong.

  6. Um. Why is a DUDE wearing it? I mean I would understand a girl wearing it and that would be somewhat cool, but it’s like I don’t think guys would be flocking to buy this thing….

    I prefer dark colors myself anyway.

  7. Um… I was going to comment the guy’s not bad looking… but to be in a coral pink suit… Flamer alert!
    Course if it’s photoshopped I feel bad for the poor schmuck who will forever be known as the poor guy in the pink HK suit!

  8. Wow… I can’t believe that any person, let alone a guy that rides a motorcycle, would ever want to wear that atrocity! I like pink, its very girlie, but that shade is more like salmon and WHY WOULD A GUY SUBJECT HIMSELF TO SUCH EMBARRASSMENT?! Seeing that barreling down a freeway at 90mph would make me laugh hysterically…

    I’m hoping that the person that sent it in to you isn’t the person that is wearing it.

  9. I belive the effect he’s going for is to have a girl want to ripped it off his body. that’s what I want to do. then burn it.

  10. The dead giveaway this is a photoshop is Hello Kitty should be White. and lack of shadowing.
    Darlene you have become comically annoying. I can do something totally feminine like cuddling my Hello Kitty plushies while sitting on a couch covered by a Hello Kitty Sleeping bag and still have more Manliness in my pinky that you ever will know about or can handle.

  11. i think its a trick, everyone else is going to be so busy laughing at him that they won’t notice the start of the race and he gets an easy win, that or he lost a HUGE bet

  12. I can’t tell if it has a built in cup or not. But clearly any guy who wears that is certainly not in need of one…

  13. I’ve been threatening to create a Hello Kitty Nascar model for years… my family and I LOVE nascar and go to as many races as our schedules (and pockets) can accomodate.

    I need to get to it so I can show you folks here and be able to laugh at Mr. HKH’s and say ‘You can’t have it!!!!!!!’
    (of course that woudl be mean, but could you see the money on ebay! Sweet!

    @Jo: that was an awesome thought! HA!

  14. Proof that Il Doushe is alive and in front of a garage no less..wait that is why they probably hung him from it!

  15. Moriyah, happy to have helped, even inadvertantly.

    MHKitty, it’s not finished, and it’s not actually going to be HKified, but I’m doing a Skyline R33 in a pink and purple version of Jeff Gordon’s scheme. A year or so back I scored an unboxed but mint kerbside very late Richard Petty #43 for £5, say $9.

  16. Acton, I desperately hope you’re right, but your reasoning about the logo is flawed. White decal over red (or pink) base is notorious for suffering bleed through from the base colour, so the pale pink HK almost suggests it’s not Fotochop!!

  17. I still think it is a fake a photoshop. I tried to Google picture and Motorcycle catalogs I do not see anything close. Does anybody company that made the suit.

    Kitteh!! The color of the kitty is off suggesting that a pink layer was masked and blended over the original photo. Using layers and masking is a way to hang colors.

  18. People who think this is a photoshop…your right!

    The original picture is of a guy named Dave on the Suzuki SV650 forum, http://www.svrider.com.

    He has his own company making custom leather racing suits under the brand Spartan Leathers (http://www.spartanleathers.com).

    I personally took the original picture (which was black, gray, and white) and edited it so that people on the forum could see what the final product would look like in their own personal colors.

    This hello kitty rendition is just bit of fun we started having when someone said he wanted to see Dave wearing pink…and thats where hello kitty comes in.

  19. Hope the guy who is wearing it is gay………otherwise he will be humiliated for the rest of his life!!!!!

    And darlene, why do I have a very strange feeling that you might be flipping us off too, even though we can’t see you doing it?

    Seriously, darlene, you really do need some help………bad!!!! I’ve never seen someone so severely obsessed with a cartoon cat (other than Mr. HKH’s wife) as you. You are truly not normal. You must be severely mentally ill. Oh, wait………..even people with severe mental illnesses know that too much Hello Kitty is bad for you. I know. I was there when I was thirteen. And trust me, it’s not pretty.

    So darlene, if I were you I would stop reading this blog right now and get yourself some professional help because it looks like you need it!!

    L8ter.

  20. again, i LOVE hello kitty, but this is horrible. not even women would look good in this. i need to talk to Sanrio and somehow get a job in their marketing department. i know what the people want! and this is not it!

  21. this is just wrong and sickening. no guy should wear this color of pink or have a kitty face on his clothes. its just wrong.

  22. Yeah, so the guy in the pic is me. Yes. Im serious. It is me.

    While I am secure in my manhood, even I would never be brave enough to wear Hello Kitty leathers.
    Like Munch said, they were Black, White and Gray, but it turns out you can do some pretty neat stuff w/ photoshop.

    I run a company manufacturing custom motorcycle leathers, and somebody thought it would be funny to put me in Hello Kitty colors. Good for a laugh anyway.

    But hey, since Im getting all this free advertisement, check out my website!
    http://www.SpartanLeathers.com

  23. @Dave, don’t worry what they say 🙂
    Any guy who can take a joke in stride is great guy…
    This will be bookmarked so I can admire your ‘leathers’ 😉
    You’ve got some really nice itmes on your site… too bad I don’t ride (motorcycles) anymore…

  24. I’d totally rock those leathers! Those are awsome!

    Don’t listen to the haters, they just jealous because they don’t look half as cool as you do in those leathers man.

  25. That’s a really good photoshop!

    It got me fooled! I seriously thought it was real!

    But LOLZ!! That is funny and freaky at the same time. Thank god it doesn’t exists (yet… *shudders*)

  26. Am sitting in my office… It’s cold & dark & I cant wait to get home & I thought I’d cheer myself up a bit by going onto this page… It has worked ONCE again!!!! Am laughing so hard & just about ready to pee my pants!!!! That salmon pink racer outfit is NASTY!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOOL!!!! Dave- you are delicious!! I cant believe you actually make the outfit look good but dont EVER go out in the streets wearing that…. you’ll be chewed up & spat out by any Harley rider you encounter….. Its just too funny…. This is just spinning out of control now….

  27. Darlene has got to be fake. It’s immposible for someone to be so pissed off at the slight critisism of a fake little cartoon character that is actually just promoting her, other than insulting her. Did I mention – FAKE CHARACTER?!?! I too am a Kitty fanatic, and I love this blog! No offence whatsoever. All other Kitty fans must feel the same way or else we wouldn’t be here utterly enjoying this. Yes Darlene is just an instigator… Perhaps being paid? Hmm…

  28. ok i would like to think his girlfriend/wife said fine buy a bike but u have to wear this…..and to darlene i just wanna say i’ll wear pink whoe cares im a guy and i’ll wear a pink shirt pink converse and what ever…..but this ..this here is just to far this guy is trying way to hard to prove hes a “real man”….

  29. how much did they have to pay this guy to look that gay i mean come on sorry if its someone on here or reading this but that is sad

  30. This one fooled me for a minute, but it’s another ‘shop for sure. Just look at the legs. At least this person had a basic enough understanding of Photoshop to be able to do a sorta convincing color replacement, though. But geez! Don’t any of these people know what feathering is?

  31. look at the guy’s face! he’s trying soooo hard not to just cry out of humiliation because they didn’t pay him enough to keep his face in the shot. and i agree with maria, this suit actually is more dangerous than not wearing anything because at least then you won’t get your ass pumped with buckshot or lead by people trying to put you out of your misery for wearing that abomination…

  32. actually read the post and not only wasted 3 minutes of my life while this guy is getting his 30 minutes of time. The site has some lame product to boot.

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