One mans hell with cute overload
If you want to thoroughly traumatize your ears and eyes, while at the same time wasting two minutes of your life, all you have to do is listen to the high pitch, diabetes inducing noise of Mano Erina’s song Love & Peace = Paradise (Hello Kitty version of course). Having people scratch their fingernails on chalkboards would be less painful and much more appealing to the ears. You have been warned:
Sent in by Lillian
Buy a Hello Kitty sweatshirt and die. That is the warning that the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission has issued for Hello Kitty Zip Up Hoodie Sweatshirts by NTD Apparel. Hello Kitty shows her love to children by providing them an effective way to strangle themselves with the hoodie drawstring. Would you expect anything less from the evil feline?
Sent in by Thomas (via cpsc)
It’s not often you come across the perfect gift for the Hello Kitty fanatic, but Hello Kitty Must Die
Sent in by Jennifer
Apparently, the evil feline believes it’s necessary to educate Hello Kitty fanatics on hygiene and cleanliness in the bathtub or shower. Why does it not surprise me that this is the way she goes about doing it?
Sent in by arlinora (via engrlishfunny)
When my wife and I travel back to the US, there are certain places that I do my best to keep her away from. One of those places is Target. The following photo should make clear why:
Sent in by Elizabeth
Seriously, what is the fascination with Hello Kitty and her internal parts (Hello Kitty organs — Hello Kitty skeleton, Hello Kitty X-rays and worst of all, Hello Kitty in your own body)?
Sent in by Laura
It started off with Hello Kitty bottled water and most people figured that would be enough to satisfy the Hello Kitty fanatics. Not Sanrio. In the unfortunate and misguided belief that the evil feline can be sexy, Sanrio introduced another line of water bottled in Hello Kitty body shaped bottles. Though we all looked to the forces of reason to stop things there (and without even getting into the absurdity of Hello Kitty skin water), stopping there would disregard the total lack of common sense with which we have grown accustomed to when it comes to the combination of Hello Kitty and uselessness. This time it has taken form as Hello Kitty bottle bottled water:
Sent in by stephy
The nightmare for anyone who travels is to somehow find themselves stuck at a Hello Kitty airport getting ready to board a Hello Kitty airplane. For those who live in Hello Kitty Hell and have managed to avoid this fate, the people at Eva Air felt (for some unfathomable reason) that people would like to see in detail how they went about and destroyed one of the planes in their fleet:
Sent in by Karin
It’s not difficult to spot a child of a Hello Kitty fanatic. I’ve always complained that after Halloween and the evil feline’s birthday, Hello Kitty jumps straight into Christmas, but if this is what Thanksgiving would be like, maybe I should rethink that position…
Sent in my Martha
My wife has failed in her attempts to get me a Hello Kitty bike with Hello Kitty bike tires, but that has not stopped her from trying to Hello Kittify my current bike. Her latest attempt was placing this reflector of the evil feline on the back of both of our bikes. While my wife insists that the Hello Kitty reflector is there for safety reasons, my guess is that having this on our bikes has greatly increased the potential of getting hit as motorists now take direct aim at us…
