One mans hell with cute overload
The evil feline has no qualms about being seen with anyone and everyone in the hopes of making an extra sale, as her association with Tera Patrick shows. Hey, porn stars love Hello Kitty too and someone needs to be hawking those “shoulder massagers”:
Sent in by Georga
In yet another example that this Hello Kitty 35th anniversary celebration has gone way past the point of sanity, Sanrio invited Portuguese fashion designer Maria Gambina to create a unique fashion piece – the results being the Hello Kitty burqa:
This is exactly how Hello Kitty fanatics ruin online games and the reason you will never see me playing Farmville.
Left on Facebook by Teresa and Mandy
You knew it wouldn’t end there, didn’t you?
Sent in by Mandy and Anjh
If you ever end up living with a fanatic of the evil feline, take a small piece of advice that will save you countless instances of humiliation from both friends and strangers. Never, ever, get a joint bank account with a Hello Kitty fanatic. This may seem like advice you can ignore, but you’ll quickly regret not following it when one day the face personalised Hello Kitty debit card ends up at your house:
When I get things like this in my email box, I fear that there really is no escaping Hello Kitty Hell (or any hope for the human race). The whole Hello Kitty tattoo thing has gotten so bad that tattoo shops are now celebrating the evil feline’s 35th anniversary by having Hello Kitty discount tattoo promotions. Seriously…
Sent in by Rachael
The fact that Hello Kitty sushi exists is a pretty good damnation of the human race. That the evil feline also encourages fanatics to wear Hello Kitty chopsticks in their hair when she monetises this trend just further proves that all is not right in the world these days.
Sent in by Jessica
Update Mike Mozart reviews Hello Kitty plush for his failtoys Youtube channel:
One of the many (many, many…) problems with Hello Kitty fanatics is their desire to make everything cute. This includes things that were never meant to be cute such as one’s internal organs. So it’s really no surprise that what is really inside you and what the evil feline wants all to believe is inside you are not quite the same:
It’s not often that the initial reaction of my wife to something with the evil feline on it is one of puzzlement, but that is exactly what her reaction was when she saw the Hello Kitty gangster car. She sat silent for several minutes studying the photo before looking at me and matter of factly stating, “But the car isn’t even cute.” I think this is a first that the evil feline has failed to cutify (I know, that isn’t even a word, but I know I’ve heard Hello Kitty fanatics use it before) something she has been placed on in the eyes of my wife…
First sent in by ~Dawn C (then by far too many people after that) via People of Walmart
Update: A pimp car to go with the gangster car:
Sent in by gloria (via sojones)
It’s never, ever a good sign when there is a squeal of delight the second that my wife sees a photo of the evil feline. If it is something that can’t be bought, then my wife wants to go to where ever the Hello Kitty thing is located so she can say she has seen and used it. The Hello Kitty phone booth is now on her list of must see things when traveling and ensures that one more of our trips will be filled with the excruciating pain that is Hello Kitty Hell…
Left on Facebook by Mandy
Update: Anyone sane would think that one of these in public would be one too many, but obviously not the evil feline:
Sent in by rose
My wife loves to head to the mountains in winter because she has this horrendous Hello Kitty snowboard set-up (she doesn’t actually snowboard much, but she sure does enjoy sitting at the bar in her Hello Kitty outfit), but she has never really wanted to ski. Of course, that was until the evil feline introduced these Hello Kitty skis by Victoria Couture:
