Hello Kitty AR-15 Military Style Rifle

Note: Sanrio legal counsel has contacted me because they realize that their fans are not bright enough to know what is an official Sanrio product and what is not. They didn’t feel that this would be a problem until the fans started contacting them directly, and they soon realized how painful it was to actually have to converse with a fanatic, and not even they had the patience to actually do this. As a result, they sent out a notice to me begging for me to take down my posts about guns that had the evil feline on them just so they didn’t have to ever correspond with the fanatics again. When I explained that they brought it on themselves, they pleaded that I spare them the torture that they inflict on me on a daily basis and asked me to post the following, Since I actually have a conscience, here is what they have to say:

Sanrio® has informed us that Sanrio is not involved in the manufacture or sale of Hello Kitty guns or weapons, and does not allow Hello Kitty® to be used to market guns or weapons. The items shown in this post are either digitally fabricated images or were custom-decorated without Sanrio’s permission. Sanrio alleges that creating false digitized images of Hello Kitty guns or weapons, or custom-decorating a real gun or weapon with Hello Kitty art, infringes Sanrio’s copyrights and trademarks, and may violate criminal laws.

And onto the original post…

Because if there is one thing that Hello Kitty can never have enough of, especially with her philosophy of love and friendship, it’s military style weapons:

Hello Kitty AR15 Rifle

Once again, we see Hello Kitty showing her true colors and what her true heart is all about. You know that there’s something seriously wrong when Hello Kitty has enough Hello Kitty firepower to arm a small army although an army of soldiers carry Hello Kitty weapons dressed in pink camouflage would pretty much be the scariest thing ever and would make most enemies surrender in an instant. Either that or they would die in fear (or simply take their own life to avoid the pain) with the thought of having to be ruled by a Sanrio army. The fact is, living in Hello Kitty Hell, I wouldn’t blame them in the least bit…

Left by David in the comments (via riflegear) who really should have to use that thing around all his buddies for the rest of his life for even thinking it would be a good idea to create something like that, let alone leave a link of where to find it for me…

52 thoughts on “Hello Kitty AR-15 Military Style Rifle”

  1. They can wear the hat in my Link while shoot this xD

    Its a Hello Kitty Camo Cadet-Camo Pink Hat <3

    haha I love that gun especially Hello Kitty carrying the gun.

  2. How dare you imply what Hello Kitty likes. Hello Kitty doesn’t have control when someone makes Hello Kitty guns. You make it sound like Hello Kitty wants to kill people and you know that is not what this is all about.

    This shows that Hello Kitty is loved by everyone and this person just wants to protect herself which is every American’s right. How dare you imply that Hello Kitty wants to harm others.

    This shows how far from reality your Hello Kitty obsessive hate has taken you. You can no longer properly tell the truth about Hello Kitty and that makes this blog unreliable and worthless. You do a disservice by making up stories and trying to manipulate people to your way of thinking, but everyone can see what a farce it is.

    Just put up the photos and don’t write and let us come to our own conclusions. You just waste your time because everyone knows you’re biased and unreliable now so they ignore it.

  3. Well, this is a single “custom” rifle. Not enough firepower for an army. But hey, ya gotta start somewhere.

    The funny thing is, I want one. I really, really want one.

  4. You’ve exposed the secret. Sanrio’s goal is world domination, and to further that goal they’ve started building a secret army, armed with HK assault rifles, dressed head-to-toe in HK uniforms, dishing out pink death to all those who opposed to HK. Only the most fanatical of HK fans can try to join the army, and they wash out many during basic. I hear Darlene is only a private.

  5. darlene! get your finger out of your nose and wake up!


    so how DO YOU know what hello kitty likes?! gawdddddddd!!!

  6. omg its sooo cute! my boyfriend is building me one similar to that… but without that stupid pistol grip. that gun must be from california. their laws differ from most of the rest of the country.

    anyone thats wants one, i can tell you how to build it and what type of coat to put on to achieve those colors ^.^ just let me know.

    oh, and //www.cavalryarms.com makes the cute pink furniture for it

    love for hello kitty!!

  7. I would like to punch Hello Kitty in the face.

    Would it be self-referential to shoot Hello Kitty with a Hello Kitty Assault Rifle ?

    Even it it was, would that detract from the satisfaction ?

    Can you get armor-piercing ammunition for the Hello Kitty Assault Rifle so you could take on the Hello Kitty Armored Personnel Carrier ?

    Join Now ! Be A Soldier in The Army Of The Terminally Cute !

  8. In Japan.. Clothing and items for men have already been happening xD so hes probably already being tortured with Hello in his clothing.

    Last year I found tooons of Hello Kitty Boxers for men.. some in pink. And pink Hello Kitty Button up dress shirts and ties in many hello kitty colors. haha

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  10. Besides that second ammendment cliché induced by the outstanding amount of propaganda that the american people is forced to swallow, and besides the fact that the primary objective of a rifle is not having aesthetical value (where is it?), guns are not ment to be toys or to look like toys. And, Darlene:

    No animal has moral judgment, especially one that was never born.

  11. Guys, the 2nd Amendment states that citizens have the “right to bear arms in the defence of their country “. That’s rather different from having the right to own automatic weapons just because you want one.

  12. Umm, no, that’s absolutely incorrect. It says nothing of the sort.

    The 2nd Amendment states “the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.”

    THAT is very different from denying the right to own any firearm for any reason whatsoever.

  13. Okay, this reminds me of something that happened in my section of Hello Kitty Hell. I recieved some hats from Heckler and Koch. When my wife saw them she thought the HK stood for Hello Kitty….so I’m thinking, she doesn’t like all my guns, but if I made a pink MP5 it would be the ultimate HK gun for her and she couldn’t argue that the guns are just for me……hmmmm this is a great idea. HK pistol painted the right color=no grief from wife for purchasing guns. It already has the engraved logo for HK…. nice. Back to reality, I would never deface such an honorable weapon with that paintjob. Now a Bersa thunder 380, that would fit a small hand. WOW, GUNS FOR LITTLE GIRLS. Keep up the good work. I love the site!

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  15. Jep, thats Hello Kitty for men. Now we only need the HK aircraft carrier, the HK tank, some HK Heckler & Kochs, …
    And with all that stuff we can beat that damn pink monster!!!

  16. All of these people’s comments saying “OMG WTF BBQ evil assault rifle!!!1!!” need to calm down, and learn about something before passing judgement based on what paranoid media (CNN, ect) has told you.

    An AR-15 is a semi-auto ONLY sporting rifle (think of any modern handgun, same principle).

    The owner built one for his wife to enjoy and the sheeple media went berzerk about it being an evil babykilling doom machine for children!

    Armored piercing (AP) ammunition is heavily regulated and if anyone wanted it for less than legal purposes they’d have an easier time buying it from some militia.

    And if anyone thinks automatics are illegal, they are perfectly legal in most states (with the exception of Kommiefornia & a few others). They are heavily regulated with insanely long waiting periods for extensive background checks and go for thousands of dollars (not something that Joe shmoe ganstiszle can afford).


  18. Paul, the fact that you would allow your daughter to buy a real GUN shows you are a poor father and have bad judgements, as well as you willd efinatly not be able to afford one, average cost of a automatic assault rifle is around $35-50,000.

    Thank you.

  19. First off Cody… I already have an AR15 and if you know anything about guns they are not full auto. Read up on a topic before you open your mouth and sound like a moron. And i wasnt speaking of my daughter my girl, gurl, girlfriend, signifigent other… There does that make it better? Kids brought up around guns and are tought the rights from wrongs about guns are the ones who dont shot their little brother or sister by accident. The ones who dont know about them only think they are toys. Every little kid should own at least a BB gun…

  20. Well there then theres gotta be something wrong with the people you know… People who are taught to respect guns and know that they could be deadly are not the ones to worry about… Its the ones who think guns are toys you gotta worry about… its the ones who dont know propper gun safety you gotta worry about

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  22. If you don’t like guns i suggest you buy one and kill yourself if you dont respect guns stay away from them the end dispute settled guns exist deal with it you moronic pansies omg you act like little children for god sakes shut the hell up

  23. haha,
    why are people defending Hello Kitty?
    it’s a fictional charicter
    and it’s makers are technically HK
    so, really, “implying” what HK likes, is fair play
    because HK, is its makers..
    and they made this?
    so stfu :L

  24. ok so i know EVERY ones makeing a big deal about this hello kitty gun… now dont hate but i would like to purchase one… im a girly girl and i have my gun L’s so is there like a website that like sells them or somthing? me and my boy friend go to the shooting range once in a while and i would loove to have one dispite all this conterversy pleease can some one send me a link i just want to check out the prrices and so on….. no haters though cus i know its kinda lame but i looove hello kitty and it would just be the perfect thing for me to take to the shooting range : ) pease help i can find them anywhere

  25. shut up whoever wrote this crap >:O HELLO KITTY ISN’T TRYING TO KILL PEOPLE! SHE DOESN’T EVEN EXIST IN RL SHE’S JUST A CHARACTER!!!!!! she’s not evil either!!!! so SHUT UP LOSERS WHO OWN THIS SITE!!!


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