It is a sad day in Hello Kitty Hell when I actually have to create a frequently asked questions area due to all the crap that ends up in my email from Hello Kitty fanatics asking the same questions over and over again.

If you hate Hello Kitty so much, why did you marry someone that you knew loved Hello Kitty?

I didn’t.

I think that this whole blog is fake.

I really don’t care.

Prove that this blog isn’t fake.


You could have gotten those photos of the bathroom anywhere. You probably got them from another website.

I could have, but I didn’t. If you think I did, show me the website.

I’m fascinated by those bathroom pictures. Can you take some more?

I can, but I won’t. Not worth the time or effort.

Your refusal to take more photos of the bathroom to prove that it is really yours proves that it isn’t. Caught in your own lie. hahaha

Thank you for perfectly illustrating the true deductive reasoning of Hello Kitty fanatics…

Is Darlene your wife?


who is darlene?

Obviously someone new to this blog. Browse and read the comments. It won’t take you long to find out.

How do you feel when darlene attacks your masculinity and puts all this ridiculous stuff into your blog even when your only trying to vent?

I feel fortunate as I realize that no matter how bad my Hello Kitty Hell is, it could be worse.

Does your wife read this blog?

Rarely. When she does, I usually end up on the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag.

Is this blog just a way of venting, or are you hoping to achieve something else with it?


Do you remember the thing your wife bought that finally set you off the deep end?

Hello Kitty pancake maker.

Did you Get Rid of 200 the Hello Kitty Items? When we can see the pics?


Do you fit in the HK sleeping bag? Is not so small for you?

No. I unzip it so it’s more like a blanket most of the time.

What’s the weirdest HK thing (not necessarily something you’ve posted on this blog) that your wife has bought that she has absolutely no use for?

That pretty much sums up everything Hello Kitty

Can say one good thing about Hello Kitty?

My image of Hello Kitty, no matter how terrible, is better today than it will undoubtedly be tomorrow.

Why don’t you allow your wife to post somewhere to tell her side of the story?

Because it’s not her blog?

Why don’t you take original photos for you blogs so that we know that your blogs are real?

Because it’s not worth the time or effort

Don’t you think you are immature to insult the people who send photos that help make your site interesting?


What would you do if they stopped sending you photos and you had nothing to blog about?


Why do you lie about Hello Kitty so much?

Apparently, I see the world a bit differently than you…

Don’t you think it’s disrespectful to your wife to constantly put down something she loves?

No, it’s honest.

Why are you so insecure of your masculinity to not be able to wear anything Hello Kitty?

See, I knew I would regret this…

How often does it occur to you that you’re promoting Hello Kitty by keeping this blog? (-:

It doesn’t. Then again, I don’t think like a Hello Kitty fanatic…

What do your friends think of your wife’s Hello Kitty obsession?

They think “Wow, my life could be a whole lot worse. Thank your wife for making me realize this.”

Can you tell us how you and your wife met?

My private life, with the exception of instances that relate to Hello Kitty and therefore this blog, is exactly that.

Can you list any redeeming qualities that your wife has?

See above. If it doesn’t have to do with Hello Kitty and my rants, it doesn’t go up on this blog.

You are the biggest pussy whipped guy I have ever seen. Why don’t you grow some balls and just divorce your wife?

And you, dear reader, are an ignorant idiot. You read about a tiny slice of my life and decide that from that you have the right to tell me how to live it and what I should do? Quite frankly, it’s none of your damn business, but when you agree to tell me about one part of your life and from that, I get to determine what you should do in every other aspect your life, then I’ll gladly answer this question for you.

Are there Hello Kitty products that are not worth the time to blog about?

I blog about less than 10% of the Hello Kitty products that end at my house or in my email box.

What has this site done for you?

It’s a blog where I rant about Hello Kitty. Nothing more, nothing less.

What are you accomplishing by ranting?

I keep my sanity. Obviously, many people take this blog much more seriously than I do…

If you hate Hello Kitty so much, why do you spend so much time blogging about her?

I spend very little time on this blog.

If you’re so anti Hello Kitty, then why do you have advertisements on your website selling Hello Kitty stuff? Isn’t that a bit hypocritical?

Because Hello Kitty fanatics don’t know how to use Google and it helps keep their whining requests out of my email box.

Did you ever think that your blog could reach so many people of so many parts of the world and so many different interests?

It has revealed that there are far too many Hello Kitty fanatics in the world.

How long have you been living in Hello Kitty Hell?

A couple years longer than this blog has existed.

Are there any items left in your house that haven’t been kittified yet?

Yes, but my wife is dutifully working on it.

How do you keep your home clean if you have so much HK stuff?

Lots of Hello Kitty cleaning supplies…

How did you avoid getting signed up for the Hello Kitty online beta?

Even my wife realises that there is no freakin way I’ll spend my free time on a Hello Kitty online game.

Do you ever want to just put a bullet in your head from all the dumb questions and dumber HK items that are made?

Everyday, but then I remember I’ll likely be buried under a Hello Kitty tombstone and I resist.

Is there any HK thing on earth that you may possibly like? I mean those really produced by Sanrio.


Does your wife have a blog?

No, thank god…

How much do you think your wife spends on hello kitty every year?

I don’t think as this would undoubtedly send me someplace where they have Hello Kitty straight jackets…

Can we see a picture of the happy couple?

No — I’d rather my face not be associated with Hello Kitty in any way…

176 thoughts on “HKH FAQs”

  1. i’m an avid reader of your blog and been keeping up with updates for over the past year. i just wanted to tell you that i especially love this FAQ section of yours. i can tell that u and your wife are great people with a side-splitting sense of humour! great wishes to you both!

  2. you are a horrible person and i hope you life is horrible for hating hello kitty. i don’t even know your wife but i like her more then you do. hello kitty is wonderful and many people love her and you putting her down has brought you what you are in.a so called hello kitty hell, which is impossible. she is my favorite thing EVER and i have hello kitty everything, and if you have such a big problem with you and your wife you should fix you own problems and not whine to others. i have seen some bad things said about hello kittty, but this is stupid. you must have no life complaining about hello kitty all the time. whatever if you think it, but there is no need for a blog of ridculousness and stupidity. i hpoe you wife never stops buying and keeps you in your so called “hell” forever.

  3. OMG! I’m a hello kitty fan but I am not this crazy about her! Oh,BTW, none, shut up! If you want to be this negative go find a hello kitty pinata and beat on her!! Gosh, just because you hate your life doesn’t mean you have to take it out on everyone else.

  4. Hello Sir-
    I googled Hello Kitty because my niece really likes the character,and I am trying to find a gift. I clicked on your site, not really knowing what it would be, but, HOLY COW!

    Your blogging may just be your blah, blah, venting but…. HILARIOUS! And I don’t think you are even trying to be funny (which makes it even funnier!)

    I’ll admit, I think the little feline is kinda cute, but I rarely see the character in my everyday life. I found myself wondering …if you dream of her….

    Oh well, your life could be worse – at least your wife makes money from her hobby. Some people collect even more ridiculous characters just to have them!

    May you have a great devoid of Hello Kitty day !-)

  5. See, this is the downside to HKH… the ‘darlenes’ and ‘nones’ of the world that have to be mean and say stuff to Mr. HKH… he’s just having fun.
    And who’s he hurting? NO ONE!
    Get over and take a pill to make to voices go away already.

  6. Hey awesomely funny site. I do realize its not so funny to you though, and i wanted to ask you…if your wife knows you suffer so from this hello kitty thing, why doesnt she try to tone it down for your sake? just like you have tried to put up with it?

  7. I truly believe this is the funniest stuff I have read in a long time!!!! I am v much a lover of all things kitsch & I totally adore HK- but jeez I HAD no idea there were people out there so completely obsessed…. Its down right frieky & scary…. Are there HK group meetings & HK gangs?? Er, why would you want to own a HK washing machine???…. A toy one for a kid maybe but…. & please the wedding cake thing is just too much…. I would just want to demolish it… Listen, am not going to bitch but I am totally amazed that the whole HK thing has been taken to another level & hats off to Sanrio- those smart guys are just laughing all the way to the bank… Plus, I think Betty Boop is much cooler- she’s sexy & vampy & in your face… Too much sweet stuff like HK eventually gives you tummy ache methinks… Anyhow, your wife has been a source of inspiration for you & you love her & all her frieky HK stuff-for sure!!! Without her obsession you’d probably not have very much to write about… Am sure she has a cute girly g string that makes you go all the way out of HK hell into HK paradise!!!! Prove me wrong!!!

  8. Have you always hated Hello Kitty as much as you do now? Or was it after you got married to your wife that you truly began to resent her?

  9. Hello Hell living guy,

    I bought a cute hk sleeping tshirt in an hk bag the other day. My 4 yr old son was in the cart as usual. To keep him quiet, I jokingly let him hold the bag while I continued shopping. Now he thinks it’s HIS! He wants me to go back and buy another one in the other color for HIM! I am shocked that he was paying such close attention that he knew there are TWO colors! HALP! He actually put the thing on his arm like a girl and said he wanted to go shopping! WHAT HAVE I DONE???!!! Fortunately, his Dad returned from a trip and will do guy stuff with him. The bag is going to be HIDDEN somewhere. I always said, if my son were gay I’d be ok with it. Yeah, RIGHT!! You have my sympathy. Fight on, dude.

  10. This made me laugh! Ha ha! No one seems to understand the hell you live in. No one also seems to understand that just because you despise your wifes pasion doesnt mean you cant love eachother!

  11. I enjoy reading your blogs, and I think you have a better sense of humor about it all than you let on. By the way, I am a guy with a few Hello Kitty items, but only because I really like cats in general – she joins a feline menagerie of Bast, Neko, Garfield, stuffed tigers, African wood carvings, Mexican pottery, ceramics and resin, etc.

  12. I don’t really care for hello kitty, but I needed a costume for halloween and I decided to be Hello Kitty. So i’m searching for ideas la di da and I stumbled upon your blog. I think i’m going to get fired from work because I keep reading it and not doing my work. You are too funny. I can’t believe people really love hello kitty so much. Weird.

  13. I’ve loved Hello Kitty since 1986, the year my daughter was born. I still love Hello Kitty and so does my daughter. My daughter and I enjoy your blog and laugh alot, thank you.

  14. If it is of any help:

    i live with a Dragonball Z, naruto, bleach and rockband fanatic.

    We have figurines EVERYWHERE and for all over the place!!

    At least you are making a profit off if this hobby. All I get is clutter and dustbunnies!

  15. Wow.
    An incredibly oxymoronic situation is my boyfriend and I are very different. He adores (I mean, obsessively) Dragonball and all its sequels while I enjoy Hello Kitty. I get him random things for that and he gets me random Hello Kitty things. I nearly stopped enjoying it when he gave me a Hello Kitty thong… but that’s too much info.
    I absolutely love your blog and have been avidly reading it from 4-10pm almost every night for over two weeks. I love it. -laughs-

    ~ Be strong and hope that Sanrio will, maybe, stop making Hello Kitty accessories and make a Goodbye Kitty line.

    Have a good day. ^_^

  16. Testify Brother!
    I feel your pain! I recently loaned my fiancee my .380 Makarov (for reasons that are unimportant). In order to feel less intimidated by it (and with impeccable HK logic) she proceeded to “enhance” same with glow-in-the-dark Hello Kitty stickers, claiming that said stickers would enable her to more rapidly find the font of firepower in a low-light setting.
    I have to buy a new one now…the other one just doesn’t feel right anymore, no amount of cleaning can remove the shame and stain…

  17. To all the people who don’t believe that this is a real blog and all that, I say, who cares? It gets me laughing, keeps me, (a teenager) off the streets and gives me something to do. I think this blog is a brilliant idea and cheers me up on even the saddest days by your humorous jokes. Thank you so much.

    TO DARLENE- If you love hello kitty so much why did you bother to research and comment on an obviously non-hello-kitty-loving site? You’re a hypocrite.

    Once again I have sympathy for you in your hello kitty hell, and also the fact that you probably are writing this blog on a hello kitty PC…

  18. Thanks for your website! As a HK admirer and collector, I love to read some of your blog to my husband from time to time, so he can realize that my collection is nowhere near to what you are living with, so he can feel lucky. He did nix the idea of having a HK kitchen though…

  19. You’re a really strange guy !
    Writting on Hello Kitty community forum, playing on HKO and telling “I hate this little cat”.
    If I really hatred something, I would like to get rid of every thing that remind me this thing. So if my house was full of this hated-thing, you could be sure I won’t go on websites which could remind me this thing.

    And stop to be so hard with Kitty fans. We’re not more idiot than you. If you’re putting adds for HK selling items, that’s for winning money on it. Hello Kitty fans perfectly know how to use Google ! But we don’t need Google XD Ebay is the best way to buy HK items. Google is useless.

  20. I love your sense of humor. I wonder what other obsessions and collections people have that totally take on a life of their own. My husband’s family had a coca-cola bottling franchise for over 100 years and all of us collected. I didn’t think how weird we all were until we were on a company sponsored trip on a Mediterranean cruise, and while we were in Bethlehem observing the birthplace of Christ, an Israeli Coke truck passed by and the whole group took off running after it to get a picture beside it. After we sold the business, I can’t even imagine buying one more coke thing.

  21. LOL @ “Why don’t you grow some balls and just divorce your wife?”
    i must say that i think this person must be single, coz there is no way, and no couple in the whole world that have exactly the same interests, ur wife likes hello kitty, somewhere in the world theres someone complaining about his wife obcession with shoes or clothes, whatever its not a reason to say something like that im sure u love ur wife u just dont share same love for hello kitty, who cares??
    Just wanted to say that i love ur blog and was nice to read that u donate and care for others, ppl should comment on that and maybe try to put a lil bit of effort in donating and thinking of the less fortunate instead of leaving hatefull comments just coz theyr too obcessed with hello kitty!

  22. darlene’s a hypocryte, i even ended up giving her advices on how to cope with HKH supporters for the sake of hello kitty hell, lets just get darlene her attention by making a special post where only she can comment, nobody else, but darlene. HAAAAHAAAAHAAA!!!

  23. “I don’t think as this would undoubtedly send me someplace where they have Hello Kitty straight jackets…”

    I felt the same way as I knew someone insanely obsessed, and then I wound up rooming with “it” for a year.

    Awesome blog!

  24. Lol. My very first doll was a Hello Kitty. My mom thought loved it and as the years passed.. my room became more and more filled with Hello Kitty. I’ve never liked pink…the exact color my room is. I can’t wait till the day I’m old enough to move out!

    andd– I really like this site…

  25. i am one of those you referred to as hello kitty fanatics – obviously as you can see from my email add =). i just want to say your blog is hilarious, and you are too damn funny. and i guess you’re not even trying to be – which makes it even funnier as ‘hell’ . i know you created this blog to vent, and people just have to take a chill pill and not take this too seriously. and also, your wife is lucky to have found somebody who can put up with sleeping on the couch in a HK sleeping bag. LOL

    awesome site! keep on blogging!

  26. Thank you, thank you, thank you for this blog. My wife is a HK fanatic, and the worst part about it is that all our checks are pink HK. It’s embarrassing. Like when I have to write a check for $20 to the guy who runs my fantasy football league.

  27. This blog is really funny. I had some knock-off HK paper dolls as a child before I was old enough to know what the brand was. Later I just thought it was silly and am indifferent, but I can see how living in a house full of HK stuff could drive you up the wall.

  28. omg. this is the most hilarious blog i have ever read. As i do love the HK, your blog will bring alot of men alot of comfort. hehe Also at least use the Hello Kitty blanket (the plush one) when you are on the couch…xoxo Avaa

  29. For some reason, this made me laugh really hard:

    “Do you remember the thing your wife bought that finally set you off the deep end?

    Hello Kitty pancake maker.”

    I guess it was because there was no in depth reasoning. Just simply put. ha! Your blog rules.

  30. Lolz!
    You seem to be be discriminating Hello Kitty but at the same time, making everyone laugh. Keep up the good work!

  31. I just recently found your blog while googling HK (yes, I am a huge fan… broke though, so no Hell in my home…) and I just wanted to add my praise to the rest. You are hilarious, witty, and (despite what Darlene says!) you must have the greatest pacience and love for your wife, as well as great confidence in you manhood to actually live in HKH volontarily, despite the fact that you spend most of your nights on the couch in the HK sleeping bag…

    respectfully all the way from Sweden.

  32. Good Lord, people.
    He’s just venting.
    Hello Kitty is not a person.
    She is a character.
    She is a product.
    She does not have feelings, and she doesn’t give a crap if HKH doesn’t like her.

    I find this blog hilarious, even though I have nothing against Hello Kitty and even find some HK items cute.

    Get over yourselves, HKH-Haters.

  33. I love your blog so much. People are psycho about Hello Kitty. Are they actually defending it?… IT’S NOT A PERSON IT’S A PRODUCT!!!!!!!!

    Anyway, Mamegoma beats Hello Kitty any day.

  34. I love this site!!!! and I’d love to live in Japan so I can buy as much Hello Kitty stuffs as your wife does!!!
    She’s the woman!!

  35. Dear sir,
    It is at present 5:25 AM in the area of the world I live. After spending ten minutes on your blog I now will have a glorious day.
    Thank you,

    P.S.I had an ex like your wife…..glad i got out…i feel for you man

  36. I don’t see the Hello Kitty Vibrating Hairbrush anywhere on your site. (Shouldn’t all travel gadgets be dual function?)

  37. My girl loves Hello Kitty, im putting an HK clause in our marriage agreement, one room with her Hello Kitty stuff, tops.

    Anyhow, good luck man. Your wife better be smokin hot with all the Hello Kitty stuff she’s putting you through.

  38. I’m so sorry. I can’t believe people actually care whether or not you’re telling the truth. All I know is, it’s hilarious (reading your venting), and inspires me to never being addicted to anything.
    This would be a great book of essays, your rants. I think it’d sell a lot of copies. I’d definitely read it.


    Good luck! I’ll pray for you!

  39. very funny……love the FAQ

    just as an aside… since I gather you live in Japan, a friend of mine who was there teaching english said that Sanrio just sponsored the opening of a hospital in Japan that was all Hello Kitty themed… true or false?

  40. I want to know more about that Pancake maker… because pancake makers are the most interesting things ever… especaully Hello Kitty ones.

  41. lol! i love hello kitty so much, but not as much as your wife. This site is so hilarious even if i am hello kitty fanatic i dont take this stuff seriously. you know what, i dont blame you for hatin hello kitty, your house is almost kittified that me myself also be annoyed. hahaha. kudos to you and to your wife because even though you dont have the same characters yet you have the best understanding in your differences ;D

  42. You have my deepest sympathies though I did enjoy your site a lot. It made me realize how crazy Hello Kitty fans are, and I’m getting ready to fight it if they decide to take over the world. Also, thank you for reminding me to tell my boyfriend to NEVER buy me anything remotely related to Hello Kitty. Now, I need to go try and find something to get rid of that Hello Kitty MAC video out of my head before bed time so I won’t have nightmares. -Alison M.

  43. I love this site, very funny. You said the started from your wife selling HK merchandise. Does she have a site, or is it more of an ebay thing?

  44. Whether people agree with your point of view or not, I highly appreciate your ability to be honest. That’s a rare trait in this world. Carry on….

  45. Oh man, before I happened to stumble onto this site, I’d never really thought or cared much about Hello Kitty — little did I know its potential for hilarity (slash torture.) Brilliant, sir.

    Gosh, though, I just can’t fathom how people are so obsessed with Hello Kitty. I mean, it’s cute, but so are Super Mario Goombas, and yet you don’t see people making Goomba skin testers… Just proof of the (occasionally unfortunate) infinite capacity of the human mind to find meaning in anything, I guess.

  46. This is one of the funniest blogs I’ve come across in a long while. I do like Hello Kitty IN SMALL DOSES, and I also appreciate the humor with which you skewer HK products and fanatics (in other words, there is room for both HK and you in this world!) Keep it up. (And, I too vote for more pics of your house, should you ever decide to invest a few minutes into that.)

    One more thing: I can’t believe people are urging you to divorce your wife just because of her HK obsession. Unless it’s destroying your finances or making your home into a fire hazard, why should this be worth getting divorced over, if you have a good relationship? I can think of MUCH worse qualities in a spouse. Everyone has annoying traits. Marriage is about accepting each others’ foibles. (/end of spewing of wisdom) 🙂

  47. I totally respect that you hate HK so much because everyone is entitled to their own opinion. I actually like some HK, but, well, whatever. I’ve got to ask though, why do you care? I mean, clearly you’ve spent a lot of time and effort doing this whole deal. You said that you do this just for venting but… do you have nothing else to do? If you get money from the endorsements on your page, I totally get it! But to reiterate, why do you care? Why do any of you (readers) care?

  48. I made terrible mistake today …
    I came across your website today and laught so loud I yelled to my wife “you have to see this !!!”

    that was a mistake …

    after hearing “look at this honey !” for almost half an hour, she went silent … to silent for my liking ….

    three minutes later I heard her yell “this shop ships worldwide” …..

    Now, I can only hope my creditcard runs out before my mental state does …

  49. Finally a place on your blog that seems to be “Darlene free” ( For Now )

    I think she just cuts and pastes the same comment over and over again with a few changes… I had a good laugh over your answers to FAQ’s !

  50. Hahahaa, awesome. It sucks that your wife forces this hello kitty stuff on you, but you are right, people shouldn’t dictate A HUGE PART OF YOUR LIFE By one tiny flaw.

    All you little bitchers out there, leave it the fuck alone. Though he complains on here, he’s obviously got the balls to say no to her if he wanted to. And hes obviously with her for a reason. x.x

    I sent you a pictre of hello kitty hotel, and hello kitty castle.
    Someone actually HAS kittified everything.
    Solution, send your wife there, where she has nothing more to kittify, and see what happens.
    Kidding. xD Pics are in your email inbox, or, in the photobucket album under “lushrocker”
    Enjoy, the REAL hello kitty hell.

  51. To you the guy that created this website:
    Your awesome… thats all I have to say. Your very creative with your opinions. You dont care what anyone thinks and You have a good come-back for anything people say. Keep rocking on.

  52. You, Alissa, clearly represent the people who truly find this guy’s side project blog amazing. His awesome? His awesome what? His very creative with…? With what? Come on… it’s you’re. You know, that thing we learned in elementary school? Say it with me now, contractions! *YAY* You’re… it’s, you know, short for you are. Your insinuates possession. Seriously, if you’re going to judge other people at least try not to sound like an asinine jackass.

  53. I am a big Hello Kitty fan myself, but I love your website. It is funny, it is honest, and it is plays an important part in keeping you sane. So, there is no bad here!
    I hope you keep up the good work. I have been feeling down lately and this cheered me up, nearly as much as websites based around Hello Kitty heaven, rather than Hell.
    Thank you once again.

  54. first off i would like to let you knoe that i like hello kitty but am not a fanatic (certaimly not compared to your wife no offense) but ur blog is freackin HILARIOUS i LOVE it sometimesd i do admit i buy someting i like from this but rly u are funny ;D

  55. wow im a hello kitty fan but not fanatic, i feel bad for you that your wife buys you all of those gifts, i do like hello kitty, and have some stuff, but i dont want everything that exists, nor do i want my house to be packed with it, she has taken over everything after reading your blog i do realize that, but i still do love hello kitty, and i will notably keep it in check, realizing how crazy having everything seems and i dont push my hello kitty liking on anyone else nor would i ever, hopefully your hello kitty hell gets better, but im guessing it wont so ill continue chuckling at your blog until it does haha

  56. I think ur blog is amazing. I do love hello kitty..
    my bf showed me this site cos he thought he lived in hello kitty hell..
    he now appreciates that I do have HK things but I keep it all in one room and I let my nieces sleep in there as its very girly and pink..
    keep your ranting up, its very good and rather amusing.. u oviously love ur wife because u wouldnt stand for the HK obsession otherwise… my bf loves me and puts up with it.. but he eats/drinks/sleeps sports.. lol

  57. can u believe these people, jfc, its a made up character. thats making a load of money on fanactics like myself. but i know funny as hell when i see it or read it.but there always comes a day when you start to hate what you once fanatically loved once, me not there yet. what you think hkh?

  58. I love this site, not to mention hello kitty of course ! Keeps me laughing & giggling & your wife must be all kinds of awesome to overload you with hello kitty ! LoL ! Too funny ! Also, some of you people can write some very mean things, if we choose to spend our money on hello kitty so be it. No one complains when people choose to spend their money on PS3’s, Nintendo Wii’s, Xbox, Flat Screen Televisions, DVD’s, Surround Sound Speakers, Alcohol, Computers, Candy, & any other non-necessity type things that people are buying. I mean give us a break sheesh ! Yayyy Cute & Cuddly Hello Kitty & Yayyy HKH for overloading me with cuteness & humor ! Wah Pow !!!

  59. I Love your blog! You’re hee-lar-ee-us!! BTW, I just ordered that HK “shoulder massager” off of J-List! I don’t even use vibrators but as soon as I saw this one I knew I just had to have it!! Muah! 😉

  60. Eek, I just stumbled on which is exactly the same concept as but presents the products as though they’re a positive thing! (Actually, my browser tab truncates the site’s title as ‘Hello Kitty Junk…’ which seems more accurate).

  61. Love your blog. While I hyperventilated over the HK asics the other nite, my husband said he was gonna tattoo HK’s face on his….parts, in hopes I’d get excited about that a little more often! LOL thought you’d appreciate that 😀

  62. aaawww you are so cute. my boyfriend william hates HK too. i remember when we first met, he asked my friend about me…he said ‘she loves hello kitty’. and my bf he wants to be with me he has to love hello kitty too. we make love on hello kitty sheets. he can’t complain.

  63. Your blog is brilliant – you must really love your wife to put up with it – well done

    @Maxx “be grateful you haven’t moved into Hannah Montana Hell” That could be far worse…

  64. it’s kinda sad how you make this to vent but really you’re promiting hello kitty more than you know. Oh, and by the way if you didn’t want people to ask personal questions about your life you shouldn’t be post even a small slice of it up online. You’re a stupid man.

  65. Ok I love hk but…I hate the annoying hk crap. I love the old vintage things before everyone liked her. I grew up in a house full of girls..(my poor dad..females can be so annoying) and they had all the old crap. I think some hk stuff if really far fetched. As for me I enjoy all kinds of cartoons..especially the kinds the most hk lovers wouldn’t.

    I actually have a question for you. Now we all know that your don’t care for HK..even despise her. There has to some sort of comic, action hero, anime character..anything really what do you like? Is there anything you collect or wish to collect..but your not allowed to?

  66. Geneva..everyone is entitled to their own opionions like mine.. I think you would look better with your mouth taped shut, but that is just my opionion. So chill out let the guy be.

  67. love hello kitty…but also love your humor…although were not on the same side (well…we’re actually *enemies*…hehe) keep it up! XD

  68. I am so glad that it’s not uber popular here in Europe. Only one pic that was HK-related I enjoyed a little, just because it seems to clash so much. It was a pic of her wearing a MJOLNIR VI armor (Master Chief from the Halo series wears it) while holding a needler (weapon from said series).

  69. “Hello Kitty is Bigger than Jesus!” – J.Lennon

    As you know from Chairman Meow, being in league with Hello Kitty, together will take over the world…

    ~ Obey the Kittty ~

  70. dude, I feel very very sorry for you reading just one blog entry. I hope that when you are buried under a hello kitty tombstone in a hello kitty casket, that hello kitty will not be where ever you end up.

  71. I feel for you, BROTHER!! Thankfully my wife doesn’t like anything to do with felines … 🙂

    BUT, when I laughingly mentioned your Blog to her, she mentioned she did like canines …

    Thank God, they don’t have a “Hello Doggy”!!!!


  72. I like Hello Kitty, but I just had to say I find this site absolutely hilarious! 😀

    I used to watch the cartoons; years later I’m surprised to find Da Kitty conquering the western world as a brand name. I’d sum up my liking as, I like to visit, but I don’t think I’d like to live there. The new wave of rabid kitty-fans is scary!
    On the plus side, does that make it easier to shop for the kitty-enamoured other? Good luck dude and keep being a voice of sanity in this Kitty-infested world! 🙂

  73. This is the funniest website I’ve come across in ages! Although I’m a big cat lover, IMHO, Hello Kitty is indescribably naff. I do like the chainsaw and AK 47, mind, and if they really did exist, I’d be tempted! Stay strong, Webmaster, you have my sympathy!

  74. Well, I like Hello Kitty, but I find your hate for her very enjoyable 😀 You seem to have a twisted sarcastic soul that I like, or apparently not sarcastic at all. Oh well 🙂

  75. even though yu hate HK im glad yu still made this blog kause now ii kan kome on here && look at new stuff EVERYDAY lol ima 20 year old kollege student who’s room looks like it belongs to a 3 year old && thanks to yu ii kno ii kan make mii whole house HK 🙂 anyway love the bathroom keep up the good work with the site!!

  76. Reaction-formatioooon.

    Even so, it’s pretty disrespectful of your wife to not reign it in at least a little. Compromise is always good! Still… I strongly suspect a reaction-formation here. It’s classic!

  77. How do you keep your home clean if you have so much HK stuff?

    Lots of Hello Kitty cleaning supplies

    HAHA fav of the hole FAQ , I like hello kitty but this blog is to funny 🙂

  78. somehow I doubt anyone other than you purchases anything hello kitty in your household. which probably consists of just you.

  79. Thank you so much for this fabulous and fun blog.
    It’s always a pleasure to read your entries.

    Carry on the good work, you’re a survivor !!

  80. Damn, people are getting so worked up over a simple blog. People really need a better sense of humor. I believe it’s cool that you have this site even if you don’t like it at all. You can’t really hate something unless you fully understand it and this is a perfect example of that.

    I’m a big Hello Kitty fan and I think this site is awesome. Keep up the venting hahaha 😀

  81. Ok–THANK YOU for making people realise not to sweat the small stuff’cause it’s All small stuff!! The Hello Kitty Douch made me laugh so hard I almost puked–Ignore the jerks that try to poop on your private life- let them take a tour thru hello kitty hell—ROCK ON !!!!!

  82. you really made my day!!! i havent laughed so hard in forever!! i enjoy your rants and I am a Hello Kitty Fan. Just keep doing what your doing it works for you and for the rest of us with a sense of humor! Im pretty sure your happily married, sans HK..but people will be assholes, enjoy life!! & God bless you, thanks for making my day, your HILARIOUS!

  83. I applaud your love for your woman. My husband endures similar “torture”. Not Full Blown HK adoration but a constant and enduring attraction for this infantile manifestation of some part of my brain that won’t/can’t grow up. I admire the men who love us despite this minor disability. HK is an ideal, just like Giselle or the Victoria’s Secret models. She cannot be fully verbalised, but she cannot and must not be ignored. BTW: Tigers are just fully-grown hunting versions of HK. She’s just a baby.

  84. why do you take up so much time to make a blog about something that you hate so much? i think your fake and your just helping promote hello kitty because all over your page i can click on advertisements to buy hello kitty merchandise. you would make a lot more money supporting hello kitty instead of insulting something that i know bring a lot of happiness to people. you a douche-bag!

  85. I visited your site a few years back, and now returning and reading all your HKH FAQ’s. I almost died laughing. My favorite, “Rarely. When she does, I usually end up on the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag.” LOL. I cant believe the crap these girls are writing/asking you. People need to calm the F down and take it so personal. I’ve been addicted to HK since preschool – I will never grow out of it. Your wife is one cool chick. It’s cuz of her we have Hello Kitty Hell 🙂

  86. Once upon a time, I saw a Hello Kitty kiosk in the mall and remembered my childhood, so I decided to have a 28yo 1/3 life crisis and buy some earrings and a hair clip but then I found some hot huge pearl earrings with diamonds around them and kicked kitty to the curb.

  87. I just found your blog via cakewrecks, and I think it’s great. It seems I’ve been reading several blogs that turn disaster into comedy gold. Cakewrecks and ReasoningwithVampires (which criticizes the grammar of Twilight) are both great sources of hilarious sarcasm/snark. Now I can add your blog to my list.

    I’m not a fan of Hello Kitty, but this blog and the ads on the sides give me ideas for friends/relatives that are.

    Anyway, nice blog, keep it up.

  88. I love HK but only moderately so, I think. I LOVE your blog, and have a hard time believing that there are people who seriously resent your venting. They need to get lives. They need to realize that there is such a thing as taking HK too far. HK here and there is cute. Having 50 kitties in various shapes and sizes staring at you when you walk into a room is just a bit much. Anyway, love your blog, keep the rants coming! 😛

  89. I’ve honestly NEVER liked hello kitty in my life and NEVER thought she was cute. Monokuro Boo is much cuter than hello kitty and still I wouldn’t ransack my house with monokuro boo products (video game posters are another story… ZELDA).
    It must be horrible living with sooooooooooooo many hello kitties everywhere, i would feel so suffocated.
    And to the crazy hello kitty fanatics, Hello Kitty is just a product, TRY to be a little sane and don’t tell everyone who doesn’t agree with your views that they’re a horrible person and should die. In my opinion, that makes YOU the horrible person. Judgmental idiots.

  90. I’m not even a Hello Kitty lover, but its a good blog to read =) Even my hubby enjoys it while sunbaking with his Ipad and 2 kids <3

  91. I’m a huuuge hk fanatic, but I totally feel your pain! It’s hard to know when to stop though. Do you need a hello kitty bathtub, really? The answer is no, but she’s so cute! It’s just so hard sometimes, you know…seriously, though, my boyfriend collects comics and any comic related thing, just like a hk fanatic, and I collect hk stuff, and needless to say, our house is ridiculously cluttered in figures and unopened boxes and shelves upon shelves of random green lantern stuff, mighty mugs, comic boxes, and hello kitty things. I totally know what you’re going through, though you’re situation isn’t by choice. Maybe you can convince her to get a storage unit or one of those pods things, lol. Good luck in the future!

  92. Thanks for the laughs….I have a great love for the sweet little feline and understand your dismay. She is sweet beyond anyone’s imagination. You reminded me of something that I read awhile ago “Hello Kitty has no mouth”, that website was entertaining too. Wish you much luck and keep the venting down to a low roar. besos mon ami!!

  93. I will admit that I like Hello Kitty.. But not enough to even remotely consider buying ANYTHING Hello Kitty.

    I feel your pain. Stay strong in that horribly girlish hell she calls a dream world. If I had that life I certainly would have taken a Hello Kitty rifle to my head by now. (making sure of course my body could not be found to avoid a Hello Kitty funeral complete with a Hello Kitty casket and tombstone) And to think finding a site like this was my intention after finding out they have “Hello Kitty personal massagers”.

    You are my hero.

  94. I have a question for you 🙂
    You’ve showed us what the “New Hello Kitty sleeping bag” that you have to sleep in was. What did the old one look like?

  95. Oh! And another question!:
    You said your wifes obsession with Hello Kitty originally came from you suggesting that she use the hobby to bring in extra cash. How much of the HK items brought into your house actually get sold?

  96. I fully understand an adult females obsession with HK. I Love her too. That being said both my husband & I like to come to your site to keep it all in perspective. HKH is a site I love to share. Thanks!

  97. How about we talk about how rich this guy probably is see all the hello Kitty advertising on the side its called $$$$$$
    I dont love or hate kitty but i can say you are pathatic to create this site. Freedom of speech to each his own continue to pay off your house.

  98. I love your website and you should be happy to hear I used to like Hello Kitty a lot more until I read your blog and I realized… letting it control your life is kinda insane. I love HK but not like that and if I ever get like that you have full permission to take out the Hello Kitty shot gun.

  99. You know… I love Hello Kitty as much as the next chick, and I even more love torturing my fiance with drooling every time we walk through a store and I see something HK, but even ME, I would NOT want to live in your house O_O I’m amazed it’s not a Hello Kitty house like the ones on google (better not show her this comment XD Lol) The most I want, HK gun, toaster, moar blankets! (really, they’re effin comfy ^_^ so is the deathnote one though…) and now, the toilet paper. Because everyone will just go WTF JENN?!?!?! XD possibly a FEW other randoms, mostly weapons cause that’s just an insult to injury 😉 as for your blog n whatnots, freaking great. Whether you love or hate HK, this is the website to be for… well, yeah, EVERYTHING hello kitty. Lol

  100. well…your right, it could be worse bro….she could be making you wear hello kitty underwear

    …sorry if thats true tho, ill buy you a beer if there’s ever a random ass chance in hell( not the hello kitty one that is) that i cross paths with you…which i doubt

    well…at least your happy with your marriage, thats what truly matters

  101. Thank you.
    In your hatred of Hello Kitty you oddly decided to use up your time to post pictures and what not. In that you have truly pleased all Hello Kitty lovers out there (including me) as we now have all the Hello Kitty images and products in one place.
    Well done.
    Enjoy your day.
    P.S. Thank you

  102. Cool of you to post not just your frustrations of living in HK overload but also thinking of those of us arriving at your vent in our search for HK stuff.I went through a tween years collecting small amounts of Sanrio stuff phase.I now go online looking for HK stuff for a young tween relative who get HK stuff as rewards putting up with medical treatments.I thank you for you vent leading me to more things she will love.Now my wish is that Spottie Dottie was easier to find just she has other things she would like without it always being HK.

  103. I have been following this blog for almost 3 years now. I am not a fanatic or even like Hello Kitty. I find your blog amusing. Whenever I am down or in a bad mood I go on your blog. The problems, new items and insanity of the face-less kitty is just one of the best cheer ups I have ever came across. The FAQs just killed me xD Especially the part about Darlene xD
    I honestly enjoy your blog, please continue your reports from Hello Kitty Hell. Thumbs up, it’s gonna be ok 😉

  104. I have to say this is the funniest blog I have ever read. Some people make the most stupid remarks about leaving the poor cat alone, and some people saying shut the hell up! Im a big fan of both the groups!

  105. Its fine if you hate HK there are lots of other people who love her so one person and one blog won’t stop HK and her fans will never stop loving her. Bre bre shut up nones not takin out her anger ok she’s just being herself.and Bre Bre I may 11 years old but I have a lot of things that I can tell you a whole lot of shit which you don’t want to hear but I’ll start off by saying you need to see a phsychaiatrist…..

  106. First of all, I love HK. I stumbled upon this site while searching for pictures of Hello Kitty for my neice. I just cannot believe some of the silly things people are saying on here. I mean, honestly, if you don’t like the site…leave. If you find the site offensive…leave. Who cares if it’s fake? How can a blog be fake though? A blog is a page for someone to write, talk, blab…whatever. Anyways I could care less if this person does this or that. I mean what is wrong with the world where we have to judge people so much!? Some people like HK, and some don’t. I think it’s amusing how serious some people have gotten on here. I mean is it really necessary to make fun of someone’s grammer ( they could be 7 years old…REMEMBER…HELLO KITTY originally was a toy line…??? ANYWAYS, I would just like to remind everyone that words are just words and nothing more…BREATH. IT WILL BE OK. LIFE GOES ON.

  107. HK roxx!
    Invented in Japan Sanrio 76/77YR & they brought HER bk as a hotty speaking of hott SHE is sold @sooo many hip places/stores ie HoTTopic ETC & NOT just in a kiddy area/sections! Speaking of mostbyoungbkids thoughtvSHZecwas a NEW cute character for kidz so there I have it once a fan it pretty much stands i know 50 yr olds that still adore HER!
    Check out the webbysites esp SANRiO that created HK & has sum of the jewelrey is priced over a few Gs a lil too much IMO ie diamond pendants/bracelets/necklaces & the rest of HER hundreds of items R NOT cheap ETC thats MY 1 complaint!
    but as they always say “U get what U pay for! “:) & lastly BuT not least designer BabyPhat designr Kimora Simmons also promotes HER bigggy time!
    Well im a fan/addict HA!
    NoT really much else to say for now that is ??

  108. Sorry Mr.HKH but I love Hello Kitty and I think I should be friends with your wife(don’t worry I’m only 11) she can be like the Hello Kitty loving aunt I never had I have a lot of aunts but none of them love Hello Kitty as much as your wife so what do you think 😀

  109. Oh and I have a Blackberry 8520 and I have a Hello Kitty theme everything is Hello Kitty as I’m typing to you right now everything is pink and I have a Hello Kitty keyring on da side of my phone its in the phone I LOVE HELLO KITTY!

  110. I really wanna know where can I buy this hello kitty wedding ring for a girl that I love her so much as for her heart too!!! I need to know where can I buy this ring really PLEASE!!! If you do email me ASAP with info about how to purchase it. Please help me on this. I really wanna propose her with that ring please!!
    This is the link the will appear a pic of it. That’s the one I wanna buy this for her and give her a big surprise not just for her but for her sweet angel heart too <3

    Please help me!!!


  111. I wouldnt say I’m a fanatic, but I do like hello kitty. However, if I were to be in your shoes, I probably would hate her too. I just wanted to say I think this blog is fantastic, and I respect your derision to keep your private life private. the blog is hilarious, please ignore the stupid spammers and continue on with it forever XD

  112. I wuv hello kitty! i got an ordinary HK logo tattoo on my ankle and i get compliments on it sooo much, even by ppl who don’t know what hello kitty is. But i love your blog! Keep posting because it definitely cracks my husband and i up!

  113. Damn o.o talk about annoying questions.
    I mean some of them don’t even make sense.
    For example, just because someone doesn’t wear a particular brand or something doesn’t mean they’re insecure about themselves, it means that in their opinion they DON’T WANT TO.
    But apparently you’re insecure about your masculinity so you don’t wear hello kitty. (where did the logic go?)
    I think the majority of people in the world lack common sense…and logic.

  114. I don’t understand why fans would buy branded items when the trademark is a pen-scrawled cat. Why not just buy some marker pens and draw cats on everything (they own)? What (smug b*st*rd) owns the HK trademark anyway?

  115. I love Hello Kitty, however I love your blog! Keep it up, for my mom keeps getting me Hello Kitty to put my husband through hell. The weapons are my favorite.

  116. I have to research hello kitty for my textiles work and I can’t find anywhere that tells me why people use hello kitty in their designs, can you help me please?? xxx

  117. A year or more ago, while dealing with a teenager, I asked a friend what was meant to be a rhetorical question. ‘Does it get worse?’ And she murmured ‘Yes. Hello Kitty Hell.’ I laughed and said that yes, that did sound worse and thank goodness it didn’t exist. Whereupon she assured me it was an actual site. (Actually, as my friend is a bit strange and obsessed with LOL cats she emailed a reminder- “The interwebz iz magikal, try it owt”). I forgot about it promptly, directly after writing a tiny stickie note. These festoon my desk, reminding me of the many many non-productive ways my LOL friend thinks I should use my time. Today, for some reason… 3AM insomnia decisions…I looked. Of the many examples of dry wit, the FAQ’s I think are my favorite. Especially after reading comments…..
    “Because Hello Kitty fanatics don’t know how to use Google and it helps keep their whining requests out of my email box.”
    Kudos to you and your sense of humor/ability to deal with life, idiots, and long may your blog reign. I mean, you could have taken the route of muttering to vegetables at the market and scaring random passersby, this seems a pretty well-adjusted coping mechanism. And hysterically funny from over here 😀


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