Hello Kitty Head Mount

Let me make it perfectly clear that I have no desire to ever have any type of Hello Kitty plush in my life. If, however, I was forced to pick one that I had to have, the Hello Kitty head mount would definitely give the Hello Kitty tarred plush a run for her money.

Hello Kitty head mount

It’s not often that my wife immediately has a negative reaction to something that involves the evil feline, so when she does, I have a pretty good idea that I’m not going to think it’s quite as horrific as most of the Hello Kitty crap I see. “Why would someone want to shoot Hello Kitty? That’s cruel!”

I briefly considered asking my wife which Hello Kitty gun she thought the hunter used, but decided that not sleeping on the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag would be a nice change of pace for once…

Sent in by –M (via datamafia) who I will have to buy a beer for if ever our paths should cross…

28 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Head Mount”

  1. You are a terrible man and I can’t believe that you would post something as inhumane as this. You think it’s ok to kill innocent animals and hang them on the wall? It figures!

    Seeing this could cause terrible trauma to a child that likes Hello Kitty! There is nothing funny about hunting Hello Kitty and everyone knows that Hello Kitty guns are used to help protect women and give them security, not kill Hello Kitty. I hope your wife sends you out of the house forever for that stupid comment and all the lies you tell about Hello Kitty!

  2. Darlene, HK is NOT REAL YOU STUPID COW! Therefore how can you ‘hunt’ something that isn’t real? Go figure sweetheart.

    Personally I think this is the best thing I’ve seen for ages. And from experience 99.9% of children would look at this and exclaim “WOW! Coooooooooool! I Wanna go!” but then i deal with normal children.

    Personally i’d use a dragonsbreath cartridge to hunt the bitch.

  3. OK back again. everyone click on the link to the tarred kitty, then scroll down to Darlene’s comment…. I kid you not, she liked the tarred kitty 😀

  4. Meds, Darlene… time for the meds… really.

    on the other hand, if you’re going to insist that the evil feline cartoon character has some sort of life and reality, I’ll happily set up a Celebrity Death Match between her and Richard from Looking For Group.

    Result: Kitty dies horribly, Richard has a happy unbirthday.

  5. ROFL!! That’s just sick and wrong and I love it. What caliber HK gun would the hunter use? rofl!! I laughed till I had tears in my eyes but good call not saying it.

    You know Darlene, I don’t know where you’re from but in America we have freedom of speech. We also have the right to remain silent. You might try it once in a while.

  6. I love it too. The only way it could be better was if it was designed more like a hunting trophy so that HK’s eyeline was perpendicular to the backboard.

    @Shakespeare_mama, I’d suggest one of the HK assualt rifles, because they’re the smallest calibre and use jacketed rounds, and HK isn’t very big, so this would minimise the risk of spoiling your trophy with the exit wound.

  7. @ Kitty, TVM 😀 . Apparently that was before I started reading this site regularly (I wasn’t on vacation), and before darlene flipped out!!

  8. “…everyone knows that Hello Kitty guns are used to help protect women and give them security, not kill Hello Kitty.” Oh, darlene, that’s one of your best lines ever! Thanks for the giggle.

  9. Oh Darlene, Sweetie…
    Get a Grip…

    Rhianimator?… I think I love you.
    I want to see Richard and Hk duke it out now…

    And that’s exactly what I first thought, Kitteh!
    I don’t like -Real- mounted animal trophies, but something like this is hilarious!

    Granted as a kid, I’d probably be unhappy they did that to a stuffed animal, but I would not be Traumatized.

  10. don’t think she has the intelligence.

    Personally as a child I’d have looked at said trophy for several minutes, then proclaimed “Cool!” then gone off to play with Action Man and Barbie. That girl was damn good at parachuting.

  11. @Prager
    Yes and not only that she play the regular who leave comments like a fiddle.

    MR. HKH you are cruel, may Hello Kitty mount your “manlyhood” on the wall for such thoughts.

  12. That made me lol =P
    But I agree, It would be better if it was upright, but then again hello kitty is a 2D flat faced cat so it would be hard to do it any other way.


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