One would assume that it would be difficult to make anything worse than the Hello Kitty head that has tormented cats (even dead ones), dogs (including those doubly unfortunate enough to belong to Perez Hilton), babies and those related to fanatics who somehow feel this is cute. On a similar note, it would seem nearly impossible to make your hair worse than by doing a Lady Gaga and shaping it into a giant bow. Of course, this would be highly underestimating the evil feline and her great ability to take two terrible ideas and meld them together to make something far worse. Case in point, I introduce the Hello Kitty wig:
For some unfathomable reason, my wife thinks that this is adorable and would be fun to wear around. Something about being able to wear your hair as Hello Kitty on a daily basis or something like that, but to tell the truth, I’m not sure exactly what she was saying because as soon as I heard the word “adorable,” I immediately tuned out everything she said. I knew my head would explode in excruciating pain if I actually had to hear somebody explaining how this could be cute, and my self preservation instinct kicked in.
So my wife does have a reason, but I hope I never find out what it actually is. Then again, the fear that she might spontaneously decide to tell me again when my defenses are down pretty much ensures more Hello Kitty Hell…
Sent in by Lynn (via princessdelacoiffure) who should have to listen to my wife explain exactly why she finds it adorable again and again until she grows tired of doing so (never) as punishment for ever thinking that sending this photo to me could result in anything positive.
Update: Once again, Hello Kitty proves that she can never leave a terrible idea alone:
Sent in by Deena
OMG this is hillarious! No way I would put one of these on my head, no matter how much I love Hello Kitty! No way!
The ears are absolutely ridiculous. The wig is horrible its way to much going on. A gaga bow in her own hair would look much better. But i have ta say i like the mittens. 😛
I know what I’m gonna be next Halloween…
this could have been done way better! i mean what the hell were they thinking when they made those ears like that! I think I would totally wear a remake of this. But it would definately have to be remade and fixed i mean really!!?!???! cute idea, though…
I want that wig!! 😀 But I can make a better one.
they sell hair bows like that at hot topic…and….there are five different colors!
//www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Accessories/HairAccessories/Red-Hair-Bow-225337.jsp
I have a turquoise one! lol
I’d feel fluffy if I had something like that :3 and probably kinda huggable. I would only wear it at home, but I would wear it 😀
And here is the weather forecast for Hello Kitty Hell for Tuesday, January 26th; Mildly nipply, with a 5% chance of cleavage!
Am I the only one noticing her nipples pointing in different directions? Looks like someone needs a Hello Kitty bra…
Ughhh! The only way my a** would be caught wearing this is if this was given to me for free, no in fact, someone PAID me to wear it. Then again… Maybe I could wake my husband out of a deep sleep and scare the crap out of him, lol!
I think this wig looks like a hairball. S:
Lady Gaga, Cat Style
That just looks like some hairbows stuck together.
THAT´S SOO CUTEE I WANT ONE, IT DOSEN´T MATTER IF IT LOOKS RIDICULUS
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XD
IT HAZZ 2 B MINEE!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT ONE OF THOS
hahahahaha
She has nice nipples
Now this one is effing ridiculous, lol. Hello kitty head mountain