Hello Kitty Wine

When I wrote about Hello Kitty Rice Wine (sake) a bit ago, you knew that if they made rice wine, they must make regular Hello Kitty wine. We found it at a local store today and of course my wife needed to get a bottle to display with the sake:

Hello Kitty wine

I learned my lesson from the last experience and submitted to not being able to drink it (which actually is probably a good idea – I’m not sure that drinking Hello Kitty wine is something that anyone should do during their lifetime…even with its hefty $25 a bottle price tag, something tells me it will taste more like syrup than wine. Something like liquid Hello Kitty pop tarts.

It seems like a fitting purchase for Hello Kitty Hell. Something way overpriced that I will have no chance of ever drinking, but then again, probably thankful that I never had the chance to drink it. So I pay $25 for something that I am actually thankful that I can’t ever consume – that is pure Hello Kitty Hell logic.

Update: Apparently Hello Kitty wine has become popular enough to now come in different varieties – of course, I still can’t consume any of them…

Hello Kitty wine

And (unfortunately) the varieties keep coming:

hello kitty wines

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24 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Wine”

  1. I want to come to your house so badly!
    I love that the wife has you so whipped that you are pissed off about all this Kitty Chan. When I go to Japan I actually don’t buy as many HK things, I tend to get those cloth Maneki Neko cat things. Don’t tell the wife b/c then she’ll have a double obsesssion!

  2. oh oh! you have yet to mention the 1998 Camus Bordeaux Superieur! Actual france produce! 2 bottles of 350ml sold at slightly more than 9,000 yen. My one and only hello kitty collection LOL! I could email a pic if you wanna show ur wifey! 😀

  3. I want Hello Kitty wine! Where Can I buy some? Plus the picture of Hello Kitty is just so cute. I want I want where can I find?

  4. I do believe I took that pic of the wine! I got those at SWAM WINE in Hawaii and the wine is YUMMY!

    I think I need to send you my vid of my Hello Kitty Bling!

  5. omg i told my hubby i want this for my 21 bday party! he thought i was making it up til i sent the link to his cell! <3

  6. I want it but I don’t get why she just doesn’t drink it and refill it with water. > .>

    Keep the bottle, drink the wine.


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