I miss forks. Living in Japan where we use chopsticks all the time and stabbing food with them is considered extremely rude, you aren’t able to pull something like this off and be able to claim to the Hello Kitty fanatic next to you that you had no intention of inflicting any harm to the evil feline in any way:
Sent in by Pilar (via Richy!) who deserves a beer if we ever meet for letting me imagine that I will be able to do something like this to take out my frustration and get away with it if I’m ever forced to fly on the Hello Kitty airline…
WTF? Why would anyone, other than a hk fanatic, want hello kitty shaped food. That is disgusting, food should be food shaped, not hk shaped. This is nausiating.
Well at least you’d have the satisfaction of biting her head off. Lol.
What’s Darlene going to say to make me laugh about this one?
Red mongo bean mash inside HK-shaped pastry? I might try it; I love me some sweetened and mashed red mongo beans.
One can hope that these were made without inflicting extreme LBM to the consumer…
Seriously, what is wrong with you? How can you get any pleasure out of someone eating Hello Kitty with a fork like that? It goes to show what a sick, sick, sick and demented man you are. I can’t believe that you would want to do that in front of your wife. How unsupportive can you be?
Your whole blog is so biased that nobody can take you seriously. In fact, all my friends just come here to make fun of how biased you are. Everyone can see through your lame attempts at being funny, and everyone just feels pity at what a sorrowful man you must be.
Wake up and smell the coffee. You can’t make your blog funny when you have no concept of who Hello Kitty is and it is doomed to failure, just like this post.
Damn, I don’t know whether to feel sorry for Darleen and her delusions or whether I should cheer them on because they are so ridiculously humorous.
So on Hello Kitty airlines they give people forks?
Homeland Security isn’t going to like this…….
Ok Darlene, so just how are you supposed to eat HK snacks then?
Since producing any evidence of HK spreading love and happiness in the real world seems beyond you, how about you just show some yourself, and say something positive and helpful?
all of darlene’s friends, please make yourselves known! simply because i don’t believe she has any! i suspect darlene is a sad little 15 year old, with lots of zits, that sits around playing with HK and eating her boogers.
speaking of eating, if i ate this hello kitty thing, i would surely get indigestion!
darlene: ”sick, sick, sick and demented man”
please stop. I’m dying of laughter here.
I must say Darlenes comments are amusing, but Jennster, that is harsh & uncalled for!
Fair enough, you all hate Hello Kitty, but I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again, you haters are just as obsessed as the fanatics. If anything, your more obsessed.
If you hate something so much, you don’t constantly talk about it, let alone check a website about it & comment it daily. That is called obsession :/
Sorry, but if you hate Hello Kitty so much, you wouldn’t be so obsessed about her
I wouldn’t eat this.
Darlene : Since when eating with a fork is sick? Damn, get a life!
I had these, I got them from….wow I don’t even remember where…but they looked weird to me so I didn’t eat them.
Darlene, it’s food, you’re supposed to eat it with a fork! How the hell is that sick? And FYI: HKH’s blog IS funny (actually, it’s hilarious!), and you are the one who needs to wake up and smell the coffee.
WoW! Could Darlene be anymore delusional!? I’m going to go with yes cuz she keeps siprising me with her hilarious comments.
I happened on this blog today at work quite accidentally around 3pm. I’ve just now looked around for the first time in 2 over hours to realize everyone else has gone home. I am utterly fascinated and entertained by your life and these Hello Kitty Fanatics.
I would like to recommend that DARLENE quit reading this blog because she is obviously abnormally upset by it and not AT ALL the intended audience. I’m sure there are many Hello Kitty Love blogs that she can occupy her time with and not be so troubled by this one.
Hang in there HKH!
For DJ Pychomike, the hello kitty planes only fly to japan and hong kong. home land security probably have no say over them.
darlene – so much stupid! Keep it up; I’m feeling smarter and smarter every time I read your comments!
kari rose. i am always harsh. so is darlene. harshness is greeted with harshness. so i am harsh. woop-de-freakin-doo!
Oo, look, Kari Rose is Darlene’s sock puppet. I see what you did there, Darlene. You and all your alleged friends.
You do not use forks?
wow… I live in Japan ad we use both and I often go to places that sometimes they have forks instead of chopsticks.. or spoons. xD
But I loove those bean pastrys <333
Omg I need to find them in hello kitty shaped!
TeratoMarty
Actually.. Shes not.. my mom asks the EXACT same thing..
Shes like if HKH/Everyone hates HK sooo much why have a thread that talks ALL about her.. whether its good publicity or not its an obsession with HK.
Well, obviously Kari Rose is another Hello Kitty fanatic, if someone takes the time to click the link on her profile. And this isn’t the first time she’s been here, the first time was with the Hello Kitty Paper Shredder and she was defending Darlene then as well.
She says this “If you hate something so much, you don’t constantly talk about it, let alone check a website about it…” but she states on her profile that she checks HKH every day and part of the reason she comes to this site is “to see what all the latest HK products are.” Because she is getting a Hello Kitty car in the near future.
Ick, all this talk of Hello Kitty makes me sick. But the whole point I am bringing across is that she checks this website daily, as well as Darlene – who also comments on it to degrade Mr. HKH (who really doesn’t deserve it), and I would say that they are more obsessed than us who hate Hello Kitty.
the comments are so entertaining! But commenting on what Darlene said will not help her enlightment since I am convinced that she never comes back on her old entries to see what ppl had to say!
Kari Rose – I love hello kitty and I check this site several times every day and I comment daily. Does that make me ubsessed. You can dislike hk and not be ubsessed, you can also love hk and not be fanitical. Moderation is key.
Kari rose-“Fair enough, you all hate Hello Kitty, but I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again, you haters are just as obsessed as the fanatics. If anything, your more obsessed.”
So you know this for a fact? Not everyone here is a hater or a fanatic some people, like myself, come to this site for a laugh. Get over yourself.
No you can’t.
The battle against Hello Kitty is a crusade.
Because she is offered to us in every aspect of our lives.
And every guy that has had a girlfriend/wife into SHE THAT MUST BE OBEYED AND PURCHASED, knows the horror he lives under.
If we met Darlene, we would have to deprogram her.
Maybe take her to a arts fair where everyone made individual items……
Wow. Bravo. This is beyond entertaining. I’m friggin’ ready to pee my pants over here.
Don’t you love the way Darlene says HKH is “unsupportive” of his wife? Because apparently Kitty is a cancer she needs help through. HKH, you unimaginable bastard! So blind! Darlene has been trying to show us all this time that love for Hello Kitty is like a disease! XO
Hello Kitty is the disease.
Hello Kitty Hell is the cure!
I agree with blinkyazn. Darlene’s just trying to rile us up, and she never comes back.
wow Darlene has friends??? i think she meant her sanrio plush friends….. who she imagined able to talk….
STAB STAB STAB!!!! woohooo!!
i’d start with the 2 ears, and circle around the face… eyes last.
yum!
Kari Rose, how can you accuse me of being obscessive; you actually don’t know me? If taking 10 minutes out of your day to check a website is obscessive, then guilty as charged, but I’ll leave a jury of my peers to decide whether or not that sort of time committment is OTT.
I read this site because it’s funny, and only started posting because of the irrational, almost evangelical, zeal of some of the people who disagree with the site owner, who is actually more anti-Sanrio than anti-HK.
you know what would be fun? take hk pastry and bite a tiny hole out of the top. then suck out filling with straw. thusly, hk will have no brains!
oh wait hk already has no brains.
damn.
jennster: “i suspect darlene is a sad little 15 year old, with lots of zits, that sits around playing with HK and eating her boogers..”
I suspect darlene is a 40 year old, demented cat/hello kitty woman who goes out in fluro hello kitty t-shirts and mini skirts with her matching purse and rollerskates XD
I say HKH, you should really make a post based solely on the comments by darlene – that would teach her AND make it all the more hilarious for everyone else hehehe…
LOL! Oh my God! I’d totally eat it! I’m a Hello Kitty fan but, damn, food is food people. Get over it. Someone’s going to eat it whether you like it or not. It’s like Koala Yummies-they’re shaped like koalas but you eat them anyway.
DARLENE
i refuse to believe that you are even serious about any comment you post here. because i dont think anyone…i repeat..ANYONE in this world can be that delusion and STUPIDD!!!!
if you are….get over it. move on. if u hate it dont come on this website. u must be a lunatic or something!!
TeratoMarty, I ain’t nobodies ‘sock puppet’
I’ll admit I’m a Hello Kitty fanatic. I’m well known for my obession with the white cat & I’m saying theres nothing wrong with LIKING her.
I’m saying that it’s the people that come here daily to rant about how horrible Hello Kitty is, are the ones who are obsessed. You can argue all you want about how much you hate her, but your honestly as obsessed as the fanatics : )
An example; I hate spiders but I wouldn’t constantly look at a Spider website, look at all the spider pictures and constantly comment going ‘I HATE SPIDERS’. That shows I’m obsessed with spiders. If you hate something, you try and forget it actually exists.
It’s logic.
Let’s drink to that Kari Rose! Haha!! Actually, you’re so damn right! The people claiming they HATE Hello Kitty are actually “wasting” their “most precious time” here in the website full of Hello Kittys…nothing much more to say…
:O HAHAHAHAHAHAH
“I’m saying that it’s the people that come here daily to rant about how horrible Hello Kitty is, are the ones who are obsessed. You can argue all you want about how much you hate her, but your honestly as obsessed as the fanatics : )”
Aaaaaactually Kari, what I’m doing here is checking to see what kind of hilarious items people will slap a character onto to get it to sell. I actually look around at a lot of different things like this for characters I dislike. Like Elmo for example. I’ve seen some lovely videos on YouTube of people blowing up and incinerating the talking Elmo dolls just for laughs. He’s not quite as wide spread as Hello Kitty though and this is one of the few places I go that updates on a regular basis.
Haven’t been here in awhile thoguh so perusing the backlog of funny items.
If anything you could say I’m not obsessed with hating Hello Kitty. I’m obsessed with hating how Marketing and cheap products can take of the lives of people who are obsessed. Admittedly I’ve been there when I was 13-14 I was obsessed with a show over here and got everything I could for it. Now, I don’t have the time, money, or effort to bother to just focus on one show for the rest of my life. I’d like to experience a lot of things not just a heavy saturation of one thing like Hello kitty. But being obsessed you wouldn’t understand that.
Oh yes and one last thing Kari
“An example; I hate spiders but I wouldn’t constantly look at a Spider website, look at all the spider pictures and constantly comment going ‘I HATE SPIDERS’. That shows I’m obsessed with spiders. If you hate something, you try and forget it actually exists.”
I bet you crush each and everyone you see don’t you?
You don;’t forget the things you hate. You put them to the back of your mind for awhile.
The truth here, I’m betting is more you have a phobia of spiders than a hatred, not quite the same thing.
I agree totally Hannah, except that a phobia ia an irrational dread of something.
Like you, and I know I’ve said this before, shame Darlene and Kari Rose don’t seem able to understand or at least remember the point, I hate over-priced cheap marketting tat (and do admit to having a small collection of mint and boxed show memorabilia).
The only thing I’ve a full set of is Babylon 5 Micro Machines, which I got for half RRP, and is only 6 blister packs (18 pretty good considering their size models).
I used a spider hatred as an example :/ My god. The point is, Sanrio does sell over-priced stuff, it’s part of their plot & I sure know it.
It’s like, I hate scene kids with a passion, but I don’t go onto forum sites which talk about scene kids and post up photos of scene kids. It’s like, I got better things to do with my time than constantly look and bitch about the things I hate.
If you hate HK, Sanrio, fair enough eh? Nobody is trying to change your mind, but the thing is, you come to this page and slag her off (I’m actually meaning the people who slag her off) and it proves your obsessed with Hello Kitty. You come to this site every day, Hello Kitty is ALWAYS on your mind.
Quite sad.
kari rose, i’m not sure to understand your point. I personally come to this site regularly simply because it’s funny!
I’m hungry! Would love a hello kitty Red Bean Bun!
Looks mighty tasty!
awwww, how sad. they’ve stabbed the poor Hello Kitty an pan.
An Pan Man will put a pox on them!
=)
omg!!! i dont care what it looks like. itz a red bean bun. *drools*. i love red bean buns lol. i feel like so totally sorry for you… though i can’t talk. i’m the BIGGEST fan of legend of zelda and naruto… lol.
These pictures are so cheezy.
Maybe taping someone eating this would be a better solution if you are introducing this product to anyone.
Thanks:) From kittypearl
WTF?????omg we ALL eat with forks in america now WTH???(><)close your eyes cause thats so damn sick. whats wrong with you? id set it on friken fire, it will go to hell 100% sure that it will.
Darlene!! you sucks xDDD!! Hello Kitty most dieeeeeeeee!!! xD
“I’m obsessed with hating how Marketing and cheap products can take of the lives of people who are obsessed”
Hannah rocks!!
Darlene and Kari Rose sucks !! wiuuuuuuu ^^
At least you can enjoy the fork through her face. =)
i would actually love toeat something thats in a hello kitty shape but not that thats in the picture like her candy and her bread u know just simple things like that and that d darelene go and get a life and stop worryen about what somebody’s wife gone think.u is agruvating evrybody.
Darlene, seriously, wake up!!!!!! Stop saying that *everyone* agrees with you because we don’t, we come to this site to admire the creator of hello kitty hell’s determination through his wife’s and his hello kitty world, not to talk about how sad it is that we are eating a shaped cake! If you want to do something better with your time go and be employed by Sanrio and give them more sad ideas of hello kitty products, which hello kitty hell’s creator’s wife will then buy, which he will then put up a new post on this wonderful site, yet again, entertaining us further in our pointless attempts to cease hello kitty hell’s all over the world! This is a site for giving sympathy (no offense to the creator) to this man, not to preach about how great hello kitty is! GOD SAKE!!!!
Right…….errrr……oh yeah the snack, where would you be able to get these in england? I want to find Darlene, ring her door and eat them in front of her….hilarity will ensue….
i have a hello kitty waffle maker and it makes the waffles in that shape! <3
food should be food shaped? does that make any sense? theyre cakes. you bake em in any shape u want!
so cakes baked in a round pan arent food shaped because theyre round? i dont understand…
and what about all those cakes shaped like disney princesses? and mickey mouse?
come to think of it… are there even sites about hating Mickey Mouse? or SLeeping beauty?
if you guys hate hello kitty this much, im sure you hate every other childrens cartoon character ever created too. did u guys even have a childhood?
sorry if someone already said this btw I didnt feel like reading everyones comment.
Great website!! Keep up the good work.
Hello Kitty rules!!!!
how DARE you stab me !
yummy! ;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
i am gunna stab YOU who ever made this website.
i hate you.
im her FAN and whoever hates her obviously
has NO LIFE.
so go get one in japan and find out
REAL stuff about her.
GET A LIFE SERIOUSLY!
go scratch ur dog or something.
what makes you think you have time to write mean stuuff about this beautiful pink cat.
your just wasting your time.
what did she eveer do to you.?
ughh low lifes.>;0