You have the Hello Kitty face mask, the Hello Kitty Mexican wrestling mask and even the Hello Kitty welding helmet mask to scare the Hello Kitty Hell out of you, but the evil feline doesn’t like to stop when she is on a roll. That is the only conceivable reason that the people at Sanrio would think that the Hello Kitty eye mask could be a good idea:
See, it’s things like this that make me scared to go to sleep at night. Step back and think about it for a second. You are sleeping soundly, the alarm goes off and you rub your eyes to wake yourself up. As you take your hands away from your eyes, the first thing you see is this staring back at you. If you managed not to have an instant heart attack out of fear and die on the spot, you’d have to do a thorough cleaning of the Hello Kitty futon and sheets due to the mess that would undoubtedly be left. Even worse, your Hello Kitty fanatic significant other could put the damn thing on you and take a photo like this and you’d have to live with it for the rest of your life like this poor guy. Either way, it certainly adds up to Hello Kitty Hell…
Sent in by maryjane who should have to walk around day and night with one of these on for thinking it could ever be a positive thing for me to see something like this…
What is giving the the screaming abdabs is the male model, not the mask itself! The mask might look good on the right woman, particularly combined with the HK earmuffs and the HK handcuffs!
If you wore that on Halloween, you wouldn’t need anything else, that right there would easily be the scariest mask in the whole neighborhood!
I’ve gotta have one…..
PS:Looks like is in front of a cement wall of a mental hospital or perhaps he’s been arrested. Who has a cement wall like that?
is it really sanrio?
it looks bootleggy….
I dont like sleeping with stuff over my face… I hate those masks… even if they are HK or not.
And it would be much more creepier if HK eyes were “open”
@Cathrine
Its probably a basement wall.
Hmm yep. Another dumb useless HK product.
@ Lucy
true it does look bootleggy, K-mart-ish if you will.
I thought the same thing about the open eyes.
@Jason
Do basement walls look like that? How awful that would be.
This is what they put over your eyes before you face the Hello Kitty Firing Squad!
And yes, they’ll use the Hello Kitty AK47’s!
@Catherine
it looks like a dorm room wall to me. which means he might have been drunk when this picture was taken (we can only hope).
Puts some eye holes in it and you have the Hello Kitty Fetish Mask. Great for the certain hotel room. (nudge nudge wink wink) The mask is cheesy (not well made) but harmless. The guy is another story, even as a male hello kitty fan this guy grates me. Its like”look at me I did a funny and post it on the internet” look. The guy needs to get out of his mama’s basement and get a life.
ooooh! my eye mask just broke the other day! now i can justify getting this!
@Acton
from one basement dweller to another?
@Cathrine
Actually it looks more like a wall in a college dorm.
@Kitteh!!
I seriously doubt this is a Male Model, lol. Looks more like a tormented HK Fanatics Boyfriend to me.
I guess he could be a college boy? Doubtful he is anyone’s boyfriend.
@Cathrine
HAHAHAHA!!!!
I think this looks like Mr. HKH with the mask on!!
@Cathrine
OOh below the belt shot.
I got out of my mama’s basement in 1980 thank you I been doing my own thing for that long before most of you were born.
I do have a problem with Idontgivea****whatothersthink-itis and being dark and sarcastic in my humor.
that is pretty cute in my book, but definately not for males!
@Cathrine
Looks like you hit a nerve with Acton lol.
That eye mask looks really fake. o_o
And Catherine, get your facts right before your insult someone. That insult was unneccessary and very….
…..Well, to put it nicely, Preschoolish. Act your age, Missy! 🙂
What you wear when you are caught defiling Hello Kitty before they sent you to the Hello Kitty camps..
Adriane, I meant “model” in the sense of someone who’s posing for a picture, not in the sense of someone who’s paid for modelling clothing (or in this case meaningless marketting tat!) 😉
The only place I wear eye masks are in airplnes or over night trains to catch a few zzz, and I would rather be dead than having to wear this thing in public!
As for the wall, it looks like one of those textures that comes with photoshop or paintshop pro, and if you look at it, there is no shadow on the wall, and the face of the guy appear to have been cut out of another picture as there is a small black edge all around it.
@ Acton
I was teasing…don’t get your panties in a wad….
You left the door wide open for that one, you have to admit. 🙂
@ Acton
and PS: I was alive in 1980 probably the prime age…
oops I won’t go there either. hahahaha
@ Sara Dane
I think your right!!!!!!!!
this is HILARIOUS! BUHAHAHAHAHA! NICE!
@Cathrine
I know I just being a drama lama
I am bit hight on the geek scale.
But most of the time I fail to see what the outrage is all about.
@Cyn,
The black line you speak of is the shadow. It was obviously taken in a bright room with direct flash, which would give you that odd black line-ish shadow. As for the wall, it could be a texture, but I’m pretty sure it’s a wall.
@ Acton
😉
I’m thinking this is a dorm hallway or something and that guys is $hitfaced!
Thus the tongue sticking out and face looking a bit flushed from too much beer!
I think his flushed face is b/c he shaved for the first time, then had too much beer.
LoL, I would own this… only if that accursed pink bow were destroyed.
@Catherine,
He does look a bit drunk, doesn’t he? O.o
@Indiana
When do you go to school, young lady? lol
As much as I hate to say it, this is actually pretty cute. Just, y’know, not on that guy, like maybe a little girl or something.
@Catherine
I have 3 weeks off. Secondary school Term 3 holidays before term 4.
So…yeah, I pretty much don’t until 3 weeks. xD
Yep, it’s good being a kid. 🙂
Picture Caption Time
Do you have any last request.
Last act of defiance.
MR. Hello Yuck
I know for a fact that this is indeed a real Sanrio product, not some fake bootleg item. I actually own one of these eyemasks. It was part of a pj set I purchased about 3yrs ago at a Sanrio store. The bow is actually red, not pink like in the pic above. My husband laughed at me whenever I wore it and took pictures to boot! Whenever I want to scare him out of his sleep I put it on, then wake him up like he’s gonna get some… The look, as well as the disappointment on his face is priceless. It’s a little mean, but it’s a small payback for the times he teases me about my love for HK. I now have it put away as part of my collection.
Those are handy when you live in a bright area or your bedroom window is right where the sun rises :3
It looks pretty cute because her eyes are closed 😀
And look at it this way, with it over your eyes you can’t see other hello kitty products, so is it REALLY all that bad?
@mandie:
Good point! 😉
@sanriobaby: You’ve achieved a new level of mean… you’re my hero!!!!! Can I be like you when I grow up!
🙂
@mhkitty06: lol… too funny!
it looks like something to torture someone with…………
he looks like he is constipated….
This is the next level beyond sleeping bag with Mr. HKH, you just watch.
@Ando: shhhhh! Don’t give her any ideas! 😉
@Jaime:
I think my eye mask may “break” as well.
Just nifty. Your lover will fall in love with you again and again every morning when she wakes up and sees you besides her in that looks.
ok, i’ll admit that i think this is adorable….just not on guys XD
That is probably THE CUTEST Hello Kitty item I have ever seen… Her sleepy eyes!!!!!!!!! (I’m swooning!)
looks like something the kids in my skool would wearO_O