Hello Kitty Eye Mask

I hate Hello Kitty eye masks. My wife sleeps with them on and there are literally dozens of different patterns on the market. While they help keep the light out of her eyes, they also perpetually have me inches away from dying of a heart attack.

Imagine for a moment that your significant other rolls over while you’re fast asleep and gently snuggles against you. Still 90% asleep, you turn over so that you are face to face, place your arms around her in loving fashion. Still mostly asleep, you then slowly open your eyes expecting to see your significant other’s face and this is what greets you. Unfortunately, this is a far too regular occurrence in Hello Kitty Hell…

Hello Kitty eyemask

Hello Kitty eye mask

Sent in by sophia

Update: Another way to ensure that your significant other is traumatized each and every morning:

Hello Kitty eye mask

Hello Kitty sleep mask

Sent in by HK Guy

14 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Eye Mask”

  1. Hm, wouldn’t it make more sense if you were the one wearing the HK eye mask? That way: 1) your wife would have the joy of rolling over to see her HK-ed loved one; 2) it would block your view of all the other HK junk in the room!

  2. I’m sorry man. I feel for you, I do, really.
    You really are a brave soldier among men. They should give you a hello kitty medal. xD

    Kidding. If I can figure out how though, Ill make you one.
    Officially the bravest soldier, trudging through the hell that is hello kitty.

  3. hello kitty is my favourite thing ever and if it wasnt invented i would utterly KILL MYSELF i know that is sooooo silly but i would LITERALLY kill myself!!!!!!!

  4. I l<3ve hello kitty soooo much and if i had got the hello kitty eyemask i would be extremly happy as i sleep with my dreaming of paris… one from claires. I cant sleep without one but as i am a total freak of Hello Kitty it would be sooo much better if i had got the hk eyemask
    from…cutie kitty =)


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