Hello Kitty Hell took a major step down into the depths this past week which I never anticipated. I received an email from my parents in the US saying that a packaged addressed to a “Mrs. Hello Kitty Hell” arrived at their house and they wanted to know if I had any idea what it was about (they had no idea that I even wrote this blog). I instantly knew that whatever was going on, it was not going to be good.
After a few emails back and forth and having my parents open up the package, it was determined that some unknown person (the note inside only said “Some gifts for you” and was not signed by anyone) had sent my wife a rather large package of Hello Kitty crap, but had made the mistake of thinking that my parent’s US address was our address. This makes me want to ask a couple of questions to the sender:
1. If you have been reading this blog, what on earth makes you think that my wife needs any more Hello Kitty crap?
2. Isn’t it just a bit creepy and stalker-like that you decided to try and track down my address instead of just asking? (although had you asked, I would have refused to give it out)
Since there is absolutely no way I am going to let any of this stuff end up in my wife’s already far too large Hello Kitty collection, it’s your lucky day. I’m simply going to give away everything in the package before my wife gets a chance to lay claim to it. While I’m still trying to figure out exactly what was in the package (my parents have no idea what some of the stuff is since some of it has foreign writing on it, but they should be sending me photos shortly), there is no doubt that a Hello Kitty toaster
If you would like to enter the contest for the free Hello Kitty toaster, simply leave a comment below. One entry per person, so please don’t leave multiple comments.
I will have a random number generated for the comments. I will have a random number generated for all the comments left below. The person’s comment that matches the number will receive the toaster, which will be sent out by my parents. I will put up the rest of the Hello Kitty crap from the box once I get photos and know what it is that needs to be given away. While I truly hope that someone that dislikes the evil feline wins and then takes the time to show how they destroy the Hello Kitty toaster, even if it goes to a fanatic it is better than it landing back at my house and in my wife’s collection…
The contest starts now and will end at 3:00 pm eastern (2:00 central, 1:00 mountain and 12:00 pacific) on Wednesday November 4th. Open to anyone living anywhere in the world except anyone living at my address in Japan 😉
Update: The contest has ended and we have a winner:
#20 on the list is Lauren who I shall be emailing shortly. Congrats and I’m happy it will be going to your house instead of mine!
Update: For all of you that lost, this little tidbit may make you feel a little better:
I recently read your blog post about your wife’s mysterious toaster (weird but that’s not why I am emailing you). I have a couple of small hello kitty things like some pens and a mouse pad so my friends think I love it (they should meet your wife) a lot. They bought me that same toaster from target for Christmas and a month after I got the damn thing it had an electrical malfunction and almost set my kitchen on fire! — Kerry
Then again, in you are a Hello Kitty fanatic and your house is filled with Hello Kitty crap, a fire might be the best result you could hope for…
If I won this, I would be so happy! Hope the random number generated is 1. 🙂
Free toaster!! Allright!
I’ll gladly save you from more Hello Kitty flames in your fiery hell.
I love Hello Kitty!!!
I love hello kitty, but would never subit someone I love to the hell you live in. But the toaster would go great with my waffle maker.
If I win I would like to save everyone some time and money and ask that all the items are smashed into tiny bits with a sledgehammer, pliers and wirecutters. With video.
Oooh I’ve wanted that toaster forever!!!!!! So cuuuuteeee. Dorm fire codes be damned!
And them stalking down your parents is VERY creepy…. From the blog its obvious you live in Japan so why sent to a vaguely related US address O.o. How’d they get the address?? Even if it was a box of free games I’d be very disturbed if my parents got a package from one of my blog readers.
Toaster? Yes, please.
i really, hope it’s number three.
ME!!
I’d be glad to take it off your hands 🙂
i hope it’s number 4!!
What the hell, put me in
Hot dang, too late to be FIRST! Well, here I am. Not that I need a toaster (I have one, and will probably get like three more in the near future as I’m getting married in nine days), but I wouldn’t mind some other HK item, especially one not readily available in the US. =)
oooohhh please pick me!
omg! I want it! pick me, pick me!!
Oh damn, every time my boyfriend see one of those when we are out he keeps telling me I need it.
Lol, now that would be funny if I won it. I think I wouldn’t tell him but serve him the toast first XD
i’m cracking up reading this post. creepy yet funny. but i dont mind winning it ;]
I’m about to move and could use a new toaster, even if it is an evil one….
(and surely the “random” number will be 666!)
This would make a great gag gift for Christmas!
My wife would love you forever if we got this!
whoever took the time to track down your parents’ address and mail your wife more hello kitty stuff must be a sadist…with that said, i would be more than happy to take any unwanted, unused hello kitty items that you are giving away. 😛
On second thought, I RETRACT MY ENTRY. I find the whole thing too creepy and would be scared that the toaster had coocoo stalker voodoo on it.
I’m a Hello Kitty Fanatic & love love love this blog =) i hope i get picked! i’ve always had my eye on that toaster..
I don’t care if it’s Hello Kitty or not, I need a toaster. Though the fact that it is hk is just icing on top of my toast.
Bet the SO is going to wish he had brought me a regular toaster.
I could use this for irony.
Always wanted to have one! Let’s try out Lady Luck! Thanks!
I would love to own this toaster! It would look great next to my Hello Kitty Coffee Maker!
Yay! I hope this is the number!
Yes please ^_^
This would make a great xmas gift. Cheers!
haha.. see if I’ve got any luck. :))
As much fun as bashing this into oblivion might be, I think it might get me some free work if I gave it to my tattoo artist….so lets see what happens eh.
Would they ship to Europe, or is it US only? I want that toaster!
I love it!! Thanks for the contest 🙂
Omg, I actually need a new toaster, too! Please pleeeease pick this number!!!!
Just thought I’d try. My bf loves hello kitty lol
I would love a free hello kitty toaster!!!!!!
pick me, pick me, please. haha.
This would be so cool if I won.
I wonder where I’d put it if I won though…
Awesome – your creepy stalky episode is our win! My 14 year old daughter would flip over this so enter me!
If I win, I’ll give it to my Hello Kitty fanatic friend. XD
Should I be chosen, I promise that Mista Ballista’s pouch ( //www.siege-engine.com/MistaBallista.shtml ) will be the first thing the package will experience after it arrives. (I may even insist that kevin show up with his 600 frame/second camera, to record the occasion)
I’d kill for that toaster!
free toaster
I need a new toaster! 😀
I could use a new toaster. Even a Hello Kitty one.
Wooop ! Hello Kitty Toaster! Id Love to have one of them in my kitchen! Instead of a silly little silver one 😛 -Crosses Fingers-
ooo i could use a toaster! 🙂
Yes, please. I want.
Toaster preeze!
UPDATE: If I win can you please give it to Jeff above as long as he uses the 600fps camera with the trebuchet… oh yes. Messy Missy Kitty PLS…
I would appreciate nearly any kitty item. A toaster would be superb.
We don’t have a toaster so it could come in handy!
Haha! Always wanted to have one 😉
Lol – I’m pretty neutral on Hello Kitty, but I think it’s totally funny that you’re giving the contents of the package away, so I’m game.
I’d like to raise a toast to you Hello Kitty, two slices in fact!
Wow, HK toaster. *wants*
oh hell. I’ll take it. I need more Hello Kitty stuff to piss off my family.
I’d love to win this! Thanks for giving us the chance.
Heh, a toaster is the one thing I don’t own (I just use the grill). Well, that and a microwave. Is there a Hello Kitty microwave oven?
i don’t know what number i am but i hope i win. hello kitty sour dough bread…mmm
Pick neeeeed random number generator!
ID LOVE to get a hello kitty toaster! Ive been looking for one for a while! , my Niece LOVES HK stuff, & im trying to make sure she gets one for xmas . The Idea of my brother in law the construction contractor, ending up with a Hello Kitty Sandwich in his lunchbox as a result of my Niece wanting her mom to make “Hello Kitty ” sandwiches is just too funny a possibility to pass up!!!!!
OMG! give it to meeeeeeee!!!
ill happily take the crap and any other HK crap you find lurkin around the house!
im about to send you an email hehehe.
Oh me me me please Mr HKH
–everyone looks at darlene– I discovered something quite interesting yesterday. With firecrackers, if you take off the cardboard tube, you’re left with a smaller, much more devastating tube which can rip a pumpkin in half. So, yeah. I got the means, now gimme the victims.
This is too funny. And creepy. I’ll give it a go though!
I agree about the stalker-ish antics, very weird. o_O;
I’m leaving a comment, just so I can try to win the toaster. While we’re not big HK fans, we have two little girls that like her well enough to risk it. Thanks!
I feel sorry for your wife that she won’t get the surprise HK package, but not so sorry that I won’t try to get it for myself! =0.0=
I would love to win! I LOVEEEEEE Hello Kitty! 😀
So, what if I have someone I really hate and wanted to make their life so much more miserable by giving them some Hello Kitty stuff?
Anyway, hope the random number generator is on my side and decides that some girl from Argentina deserves to be Hello-Kittyfied!
Love your blog, btw!
Keep up the good work!
I WANT IT!!!
Enter me please 🙂
Thanks 🙂
x
Out of all the Hello Kitty stuff I have collected, the toaster has eluded me. I will take it from you, and anything else you need to get rid of.
If I win I will send you pics of me destroying it by seeing what kinds of odd objects I can put in it until it breaks.
My husband thinks it’s cute that I like some girly things. Hello Kitty is welcome in our house (in appropriate doses only).
Does your Dad own a sledgehammer, or know someone who does? If so, could I get a wav of it having the bejasus bshed out of it instead please? (or if a wav is impossible, a jpeg of the result)
Atta boy!
^___^
Everyone needs a Hello Kitty toaster!
Oh Kitty, how I love you so…
I want these! Please pick me!
I could use a second toaster!
I’ll take it. 😉
GIMME!
am i late? pls. count me in… 🙂
Yay!! A toaster!
Sure, i’ll take a toaster! 😛 Or anything else!
That’s spooky as hell…your poor parents but Yeah…I really want that freaking toaster.
SRSLY?! 😀
I would love to have this toaster!
Sign me up. Got a bat my friend would love to take to that toaster. Would be good therapy for him for what his ex-wife put him through with all the Hello Kitty crap before she went over the deep end.
I want the frikkin’ toaster, man. o.o
notably absent from this comment section is darlene….. OR IS SHE? lol.
I can’t promise a ballista ride, or even a catapult, but I can donate it to a local National Guard unit for explosives practice. *evil grin*
Add me to your giveaway. I’m drooling
Hi! Sure..toaster..why not? I could use one..Hello Kitty or not!
It would be an honor for me to take this off of your hands! Besides, who wouldn’t want their toast to have a Hello Kitty face on it?!? 😉
Yay! I hope I win!
My kids would love this, count me in please. And it is VERY creepy that someone could track down your parents.
Are you actually giving away Hello Kitty Crap or is this another trick (like April Fool’s-which was awesome by the way-I fell for it)?
Oh i’m sorry that you got a toaster oven.. but that is sort of funny
i can has toaster?
OOOoooHhh, that’s so cute (not)!
Nice blog, by the way.
I don’t mind taking all the Hello Kitty crap from you. 🙂
My daughter is obsessed with hello kitty and although it’s not often I let the evil feline into my house I know how happy she would be if we had this toaster!
That toaster is amazing!
I will happily use the toaster for shotgun practice
The purrrrfect way to start the day! Hee hee!
I’d love one. I have a friend whos wife is big into hello kitty and their kitty toaster just broke 🙂 A perfect replacement.
Wow, That is really creepy. I really need a toster though.
Oh, yes, please. The goodies will aid me in the torture of my husband!
Definitely a creepy and stalker-ish move to send you that crap, but I love that it’s giving me a chance at a free toaster!!
LOL! I already got the toaster for Christmas 5 years ago and that thing is a piece of crap! However, I would love all the other stuff in the box 🙂
I LOVE FAT HEAD!!!! (HK)
Ah! A chance to get a free, destructible hello kitty product is too much!
(Please)
I feel like a traitor to this wonderful site that I’ve become addicted to, but my niece loves Hello Kitty, and seeing as today is her birthday, I’ll put in a bid just for her.
Free toaster? I’ll take it!
Oh, that’s so great!!! My wife loves that so much~ And if I am not so lucky to get this one, maybe those in the package are all right~ Thanks~
Come on ~ My luck!
Halp! Unsubscribe!! PLZ!!!
I’m IN!
Super creeeeeepy! But all toasters deserve a chance!
I only want the toaster to show my friends exactly how much Hello Kitty crap is out there. Plus, I need a toaster…
1. I just discovered you on twitter and may have fallen in love.
2. I hope your wife doesn’t mind; I know my husband won’t bat an eyelash.
3. You are hilarious.
4. Thank you for the giveaway, and my daughters would keel over from the toaster.
I WANT IT ALL XD
Aren’t you a bit scared that someone that insane knows where your parents live?! How did they get their address?! This deserves some serious investigation!
I’ve been in need of a new toaster for a while… and what better way to start my morning. I’ve wanted this hello kitty toaster, but my boyfriend always tells me I’m not allowed to get it 🙁 But if it’s free, he shouldn’t have a problem with it!
…hummm…okay, yeah. I want.
What a strange but creepy surprise! I’ve just moved into a new flat and I have been looking for kitschy things to fill it with! Also desperate for a toaster… Good luck, everyone!
I look forward to branding all my bread with Hello Kitty’s head.
Count me in.
I just want to win so I can destroy it I want to seriously kill something of Hello Kitty considering my hatred for that evil cat
I wonder if he would let me use it…
I wouldn’t mind winning this.
we lost our toaster in the move. i don’t own anything hk themed, so hopefully we can balance out the evil with good
If I win the toaster I’ll keep it for a really really really bad day, get a baseball bat and go “Office Space” printer on it. “Die Motha####er, die motha####er!!!”
already have it but have not used it…….yet bbwwahhahaa
My daughter would adore this…I’m ashamed to admit it, but so would I. SIGH.
While I have long since grown far out of loving Hello Kitty (and really enjoy the blog because of it) I admit that her evil toasters make some darn good toast. I hope I win, since the other one I used to own died years ago.
That is creepy. Very creepy…but I can’t pass on the toaster!!!
love it! i want this please!
I would love to win this!!!
The toaster in our kitchen at university is broken and we desperately need a new one, having a hello kitty one would make it a million times better!
Dear Mr. Hello Kitty Hell,
I am very sorry to hear about this uncomfortable situation that you are in — in addition to all of the hello kitty stuff that your life is filled with, this must be the icing on the cake.
On the brighter side of things, I think you live a very interesting life, one that many hello kitty fans everywhere envy. I also didn’t know that you live outside of the US.
I would very much like to enter this contest and remove these items off your (parent’s) hand.
Let’s hope the random number generator likes my entry number!
Cheers,
V
I SO need Hello Kitty toast every morning!!
Hope you pick me!
Sweet! Do want ^-^
Yes, I’d love to win a reminder of our ridiculous obsession with a mouth-less cat.
I already have that toaster, it’s too cute and works really well 🙂
my birthday is Nov. 13th (yes on Friday) I need to win a prize (s)
that is all
for my girlfriend…shes been wanting one of these forever…
YAY! Good Idea! I want in!
Ooooh!! i really have been wanting one sooo bad and my bestie was going to get one for me for my dorm..but we cant have toasters! so i’d use it at home!
you’re a good man. thanks for spreading the love of the feline.
I am In! put me down for it.
You should have my email address.
ps. as for recieving radom stuuff, welcom to life as a celeberty
wondering what i can do to this thing. 14.
I need!!!!!!
me wants it 🙂 please and thank you
its so obvious that people are posting more than once….
I wouldnt really care whether I have it or not…….unless it toasts pop-tarts…
but its free
& dude thats creepy!!!
someone searched for your address and sent a package to you!(well your parents)
I would try and figure out who did it because they know where your parents live……and idk i would just be really freaked out.
🙂 i want this, i hope i win!
LOL, I’d love to win this for my sister! ^.^
The toaster is really CUTE! It will be awesome to win it. :3 Can’t wait to what other stuff this guy sent you. O.O
Gimme gimme gimme! My husband will be overjoyed /sarcasm
This would make a great gag gift for my (almost) DIL – Count me in!
I want it!
I wouldn’t use it in my house, but I know my nieces would be fighting over it.
That toaster would look adorable in my new kitchen: hey Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, come to mama!!!!!
I like cats but not sickly sweet diabetes inducing cartoon cats with pink ribbons. If I win it, I promise to use it to reenact the copier scene from ‘Office Space’. I’ll even send you pictures!
This is the cutest thing i have ever seen. I would LOVE a HK toaster 🙂
me me me me me!
Ok, I’m game. One item off the Christmas shopping list.
If I won this I would have a smile on my face everyday that I ate toast.
Hey! Make me unhappy! I would like to win that toaster!!!
I’m in!!!!!
i want it!, just for a joke, i might smash it with a sledge hammer for fun? who knows pick mee me me
I think your wife is an inspiration 🙂 I would love to win this. Please let it be me 😀 x
I would take great pleasure in treating that package like the unknown entity that it is and turning it over to the bomb squad for “proper” disposal.
Provided of course that my girlfriend does not get to it first and enshrine it in our kitchen next to the toaster oven, cd-player, and lunchbox vomitorium that she already has.
MINE pls!
Hell yeah, I will take a creepy stalker toaster off your hands! =)
please jesus please :]
Ok so I am a lowly college student, who greatly enjoys this blog, and I always need free stuff… so i hope this is it or i can get some other free stuff, even if it is Hello Kitty.
I’ll give it a try.
pick me!! 😀
I’d love to win! Sign me up!! I’ll gladly take this off your shoulders anytime
I love reading your website almost as much as I love Hello Kitty… here’s to you!
🙂
I hope I win!! and that is so creepy
Voting on the side of evil, I would enjoy that toaster only for the look on my male roommate’s face the first morning he stumbled out of his mancave and found it sitting on the counter. I’d keep it as long as it continued to bother him – atleast until after his football buddies have been over and can also admire it – and then I’d have to accidently on purpose destroy it. Because, let’s face it: I wouldn’t like waking up to a Hello Kitty in my kitchen anymore than the roomie would, but I wouldn’t throw a princess fit about it – which is why it would be funny. for me.
I would love more than anything to help you in gettin rid of these Hello Kitty items, and if I win, I’d be glad to document the destruction of said item.
This would be a perfect gift for my niese ^^
My hat may be famous, but I do not own any toaster at all. (Or cell phone, or TV, or home internet connection…) My friends keep telling me to join the 21st century. Imagine what a leap forward I would have taken when I can serve them Hello Kitty toast!
=D cute…
hopefully your wife doesn’t find out about this
Ohhh…hope it’s me!
I need this for my collection!!! 🙂
LOOOL!! xD
oh i wish :]
this would actually make my life. Sad but true. I’m a HK junkie
Oh goodness, I must have Hello Kitty toast!
I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT. If you give it to me, I will make sure I never hold a Hello Kitty themed pageant again so your wife won’t enter your future daughter.
PICK ME SO I CAN BLOW THAT THING UP…..LOL…LOL…HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
i want to win so i can destroy it on the face of every hello kitty fan a tear will fall from their eye and they won’t know why.
rad haha hello kitty toasters r cool it would go with my waffle maker!
oehhh I hope i win
i would be so happy
I wish somewone send me hello kitty crap
Wow so your parents should just return to sender or something. If there is no return address, sue USPS, since they are required to check for that crap now.
Anyway, I think this needs to be blown up, just cuz the toast always tastes like crap once you use the toaster on it! I think a blowtorch would be more appropriate! Eye for and Eye, see here 😉 Muahahah!
I have the hello kitty toaster oven and it rocks! But no toaster for me, I’ll do just fine without biting into HKs head every morning! (Hmm, a nefarious plan is hatching here)
And btw- where is our favorite crazy HK lover? I figured she’s be threatening bodily harm if she didn’t get it.
I wish I may, I wish I might,
Win a toaster, to my delight!
=^.^=
I want it! ^_^
Wow! Hope I win the toaster!
I’ve had an interesting relationship with hello kitty since I started reading this blog bu since I was very wee I’ve wanted the toaster so Do want but partially so I can eat her face
I want a HK toaster!!!
Why not 🙂
Yes Please 🙂
Would love this toaster!!!! I love HK!!!
Omg hello kitty toaster please please please let this be my lucky day
Why not~
I’ll enter, sure.
Let’s rock.
i want this.. and my boyfriend will hate this in our apartment just as much as you would
Cool toaster
so many comments already o.O
I’m in as well XD
Not sure wether I would destroy or keep it…. I have some rather conflicted feelings concerning HK ^^’
I love hello kitty!! My best friend is one of the biggest fans and I wish I could win this for her for her birthday….I guess it’ll be luck if I do since this is randomized by a number….
love you all HK lovers!!
A. Creepy and stalker-ish for sure
B. That toaster is crap and doesn’t really make toast more like bread with toast around the edges
C. Good for you for getting rid of the cursed thing before allowing you wife to have any more HK crap
OMG!! Yes..I would love to eat toast with Hello Kitty’s head on it!
I love Hello Kitty!!!
i would love a free hello kitty toaster!
My old Kello Kitty toaster is melting.
That’s creepy they found your parents address..
I still cant figure out HOW they’d even figure your parents address.. that’s.. just… creepy…
As for the toaster, cute.. but I really want to see what else was in the box. I’d love to win something for my 9 year old to give her for Christmas. 😛
My daughter would love a hello kitty toaster.
I’ve always wanted one!
It would be such a wonderful gift for my little sister!
Sure, I’ll take it!
count this as my entry!
Meeeee
i am maybe more obsessed than your wife D:
WANT
a silent fan of your blog, WANT!
Will you send me a loaf of bread with it?
I’d love to smear Nutella all over Hello Kitty’s toasted face! Pick ME!
I am intrigued by this toaster!
I’ve been eyeing that HK toaster… (^-^*)
the first step to a hello kitty kitchen ^^
OMG, I WANT I WANT!
enter enter enter!
I never eat toast, but DO WANT a Hello Kitty Toaster !!!
=^..^=
oh my! creepy but i want it . lol
mm hello kitty toast….
I WOULD DIE!!!! I NEED THIS!!!
Free toaster, alrgiht! I want Hello Kitty toast. XD
You should see my house .. its full of Hello Kitty. This would fit in perfectly xD Hope I win =D
I want it. 🙂
Hey, a free toaster is a free toaster…
i love your blog! free stuff is awesome!
*crosses fingers* ^_^
TOASTERRRR PLZ!
Here’s hoping there’s a hello kitty “massager” in the package too!
It’s not a hello kitty kitchen, but I have a pink kitchen =)
😀 hurray! i hope i win lol
hey!!! It would be nice to have a hello kitty toaster from now on 😉
miaw =^_^=
It would be nice to get it
I dont’ eat toast but think this would be a cute in me kitchen. It would make me look even more crazy cat lady.
My daughter, to my husband’s dismay, loves Hello Kitty. She would love to see Hello Kitty’s face on her toast.
Pick me…please
i would love a new toaster.
oh my gawsh that is the cutest thing ever!!!
i would love it..
Momma needs a new toaster!
Hello Kitty Toaster? WANT.
I don’t know what to do with it since i don’t like toast but ts free why not.
hi!!!!!!!!!! i heart that toaster its so frickin cute omgogmomg i wanna make hello kitty face toasted blt’s and they will be so cute and stuff and i wana hug it but then ill get crumbs on me and it will suck but omg i need that toaster ._________. OK BYE! =]
=(^.^)=
I could really use a toaster,
I haven’t had toast in ages >.>”
Oh yay! This has made my day. I was planning to buy one anyway, but this would totally save me come cash (So I can get the Hello Kitty Pancake Pan). I can finally have the toaster I dreamed of! I’m in. ^____^
Nov. 4 is my birthday! This would be a great gift!
Well I do love free stuff….
I wants it!
Toaster? I hardly know her!
*Do* want!! Kinda creepy to eat the cat’s face, but kinda cute, too.
Haha. If I win this, I’m going to terrorize my husband with it every morning.
Count me in!
I need a toaster!
I could use another Hello Kitty toaster 😀
I’d love it!!! Mainly to annoy the 3 males that I live with! Eee it even prints the pictures. ahahahah xD
i could use a toaster. I miss toast!!!
I desperately want this toaster!!
I wish i had it. Put my name in that list!!!! :]
For sure 🙂 Count me in
I can’t believe I’m entering this, but I’m in desperate need of a toaster. I’m so desperate, that I’ll even suffer the evil feline’s face on my toast for, well, a while.
You didn’t happen to get sent the Kelly Kitty Ferari too did ya?
I want one!!
I’ll be happy to take any Hello Kitty things off your hands anytime.
me me me 😀
i want the toaster! 🙂
I Love Toast!
My daughter would love that!
You can send anything hello kitty my way… ive been looking at that toaster forever…. my toast needs something cute and interesting 😀
Toast is always good 🙂
I can’t believe what you are doing. You are committing mail fraud!! That package wasn’t sent to you. It was sent to your wife. You have no right to give any of the stuff in that package away because none of it belongs to you. That is stealing and you should go to jail for doing this. You should be ashamed of yourself!
I should get the toaster because then I can report you to the police for selling things that aren’t yours to people and you will get your just rewards for taking things that aren’t yours.
I already have one, but could always use another <33
I would love a Hello Kitty Toaster. Also I think your blog is hilarious. Hello Kitty is cute, but sometimes (kind of a lot, really) her fans take it too far.
Good luck keeping this from your wife.
My husband is always looking for something new for target practice! He would love to use this!
I need a new toaster! I have recently been put on a gluten-free diet– something I made fun of once– so I might as well have a goofy toaster in which I can toast my goofy gluten-free bread. I’ll even pay for shipping to New York!
I would love this hello kitty toaster for my new dorm!!
my daughter would love this
:] i hope i win this for my birthday on the fourth!
I’d love a toaster! My college dorm doesn’t have enough Hello Kitty galore!
I’d make so much toast!
yes me me me!
That toaster is actually pretty cute. My kids would love it so here’s my entry!
PICK ME ME ME ME ME
Love the blog but never commented…until now because I kinda want this toaster.
Hello Kitty Toast with Nutella sure sounds tasty!
Yay a Hello Kitty Toaster!
Good for you, stand up for your right to NOT have a kitty head on your morning toast! I, on the other hand, love jam & hello kitty toast with my coffee. 😉
I wanna win this!!
Pick me!!
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happy sunshine toast warm butter goodness!
goshz. i’d love hello kitty toast! wait, I’d hate to actually bite hello kitty, so when I’m done eating around the hello kitty face, I’ll sell the face(s) on ebay! 5 bucks, anyone??
I wouldn’t mind winning this for two reasons. The first one would be to smear strawberry jam all over the feline so I can fantasize about eating it.
When I get sick and tired of scarfing down the partially-toasted toast, I shall destroy it with an axe. Maybe I’ll but some fake blood into it before I destroy it…
I like hello kitty but your blog is hilarious =D
Oooo free HK stuff! ^_^
Me!
Do want 😀
i want this toaster? 🙂
Free toaster, cool!
I plan on moving out pretty soon and I could use a few things. I have no idea what my boyfriend and family will think of a hello kitty toaster; but then I could just tell them this story and I bet they will laugh.
I’d love a free toaster 😀
I would love to win! I just moved into my first apartment and I’m trying to make my (male) roommate hate his life. Let’s go random numbers…
You know I was going to promise to bash it with a sledge hammer but I have to vote for jeff (November 2, 2009, 2:18 am) who suggested the catapult as long as he promises to send pictures of the aftermath.
Comment from jeff
Time: November 2, 2009, 2:18 am
Should I be chosen, I promise that Mista Ballista’s pouch ( //www.siege-engine.com/MistaBallista.shtml ) will be the first thing the package will experience after it arrives. (I may even insist that kevin show up with his 600 frame/second camera, to record the occasion)
I would love a free toaster. I live on a tiny island in Hawaii & I can only buy HK things when I travel or online!
PS. First, Darlene, he’s giving them away, money has to exchange hands for it to be a sale, in case you missed that class in economics. Second, the person who sent them could be guilty of stalking. Someone sent Mrs. HKH a box of junk, he didn’t give it to her and you just had a royal hissy fit about the whole thing. Me thinks thou doth protest too much? Third, it’s hardly mail fraud if the person sent it to the wrong address and to a person who technically doesn’t exist. There is, technically no one named Mrs. Hello Kitty Hell. We may call her that but it’s not her name. Sorry, doesn’t make a felony just cause you say it does. Fourth, threatening someone with felony charges is hardly the way to get someone to do something nice like give you a nice new toaster. I could go on but I’m pretty sure this goes in one ear and out the other so…
I will take pictures of me destroying the wretched thing. Im thinking m80’s. Oh yeah darlene your threats could be considered a misdemeanor in some states.
If I win, you can pick another winner. I got two of those toasters…
Don’t ask….
This toaster has been on my wishlist for ages. I’d love to win!
ME ! #321? I want to make Hell-o Kitty toast for my son and my husband everyday ! ha ha ha 😉 thanx
I’ll take it. Sure it’s not quite to my taste but.. nothing a bit of craftiness can’t fix. 😀
toaster for college please! =D
As much as my childhood loves HK, the 5-year-old in me also finds the catapult ideas extremely awesome!
I am entering.
i neeeed a hello kitty toaster
I need a toaster for my dorm 😀
oooooooooh I LOVE competitions*fingers crossed!! if I win that will be all my 4 sisters christmas presents sorted!
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ohh i hope its me, hello kitty is pretty 🙂
I HOPE I WIN 😀
my daughters room is in need of some new HK things. 🙂
Mmm.. i guess i could use a toaster.
Aww a free hello kitty toaster…i’d really like to win it!!
<3
Pick me please =D
I always wanted a Hello Kitty toaster!
I should have the toaster coz im filipino and being an asian living in ENGLAND means everything hello kitty here is over priced and stuff…
damn you england…damn you and your expensive crap.
I love the toaster!
my friend would love this
It’s so horrible that I actually like it! xD I would love some random Hello Kitty crap, we have a very small selection of Hello Kitty merchandise in Denmark. 😀
PLEASEEEEEEEEE SEND ME THE TOASTER, IM BEGGING YOU. <3
wow.. that’s kind of scary that you got sent a toaster at your parent’s house, but it’s great you’re giving it away!
wow, so many fanatics….
nothing beats eating hte evil feline’s head every morning at breakfast…mmm…kitten heads for breakfast
count me in too!
Yeah!!!
A new toaster!
Hooray for toasters!
oh hell yeah. put me down for that! it’s so obnoxious. i can’t wait to gift it for christmas.
Heh, what the hell. It’ll be an antique eventually!
I will save you from extra crap, by taking this and using it to harass my own husband 🙂
I love it!! I can’t afford anything right now being so close to the Holidays but I would love to have it!
PLease!! PLease!! We used to have a toaster, but it died. I would love the HK toaster and give it a very good home!
Thank you!
Hello Kitty, blessing my morning meal with her toast engraved image! How could the household be more blessed?
My sister loves Hello Kitty. I would say she has an obsession as well, but I don’t mind nurturing it as long as they don’t one day end up at my house! lol. A toaster would be a cute addition for her.
To hell with Darlene, I would love to take the toaster off your hands!
Yey! I need a toaster! 🙂
Why not? I’ll save you from the toaster. (We are talking Cylons right?) 😉
toaster… my little cousin would love it.
It’s so funny reading your blog, because my husband has a sense of humor similar to yours – very clever and witty, by the way. He, however, embraces Hello Kitty, even though he’s fully aware of her plot for world domination! Would love the toaster!
My chances are slim, but Yes, I want it.
Do this college girl
A favor and send me this
Kitty cat toaster.
i would really really like to win this. i’m a hello kitty lover who doesn’t push their hk-loving beliefs off on others. i would be very happy and grateful to win. thanks. jl
Best. Toaster. Ever. I need it.
Too wierd…but fun for us. I am an HK fan (did I admit that here?) but have just enough sanity left to understand my obsession. Please send me the toaster as my husband’s hell is no where near what yours is. You could take this opprotunity to make another man suffer some of your daily torture.
OOOH!! ME!!
My husband will plotz.
I WANT HK TOAST PICK ME!!!!!!!!!
alright…..! this willl freak my husband out hahahaha
I LOVE TOAST!!!
Totally want it! I love messing with toasters!
i would love this!!! i grew up loving hello kitty and i still do!! (:
I want that toaster!
I would love this! I <3 HELLO KITTY!
Is this a scam??
I want that badly.
I WOULD LOVE THIS!!
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Usually I would not participate in this, but it’s near Christmas times and my wife needs a toaster….
I think this is adorable
I want it! 🙂
I will gladly take more hello kitty “crap” from your hands.
I agree whoever sent the package is a total stalker and is quite messed up.
What a creep.
Aw pick me =[
This is one thing i sadly don’t have yet =[
arigato<3
I hope I win this toaster! 🙂
my little cousin has been wanting a kitty toaster….give this way please
I want hello kitty toast everyday! 🙂
i love hello kity =)
My gf wants this toaster and has been bugging me about it. Whatever to keep the gf happy. *shivers*
would LOVE a hello kitty toaster!!!!!!!
OH! I DO HOPE ITS ME! We need a new toaster!
Wouldn’t mind taking the toaster to work.
I want I Want, need toaster nooooow.
pretty please!
I wantz!
Come on, it IS a hello kitty toaster. Gotta have to have one.
I want the toaster! Thanks!
I’ve got a blowtorch with the toaster’s name on it.
I am neither a hater, nor a fan. But I do have a beautiful daughter turning 6 in a few short weeks that love all things pink and Hello Kitty.
It’s cute.
How could anyone NOT want such a cute toaster!!!
i want i want..please pick me
omggggg, this is amazing!!!
i hope i win, i hope i win, i hope i win!!!!!
*crosses fingers*
hope i win!
I have always wanted that toaster.
Hello Kitty? – I can not understand the attraction BUT in saying that, my darling daughters LOVES Hello Kitty. I think that might have something to do with the Japanese exchange students we host every year and have done for the last 5 years.
To have a toaster for this years exchange student – would be brilliant
If I am the lucky choosen one!
I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE THAT TOASTER 🙂 Im in school and cannot afford anything so it would be nice to win it!
Hillarious!
I am totally not one of your wife’s friends so if I win you needn’t worry about me passing it on to her. Really.
Never noticed Hello Kitty until I found your website – now I see it everywhere! Do not own any – maybe this will be my introduction to hell…..
I just moved into a new apt, and I promised my roomies toast with hello kitty’s face graced across it. c:
Clever idea, burning a picture into toast. I can see good potential for this idea, like with writing instead of HK.
I’m a pack rat, so I would be interested in having that toaster for the sake of the coolness of imprinted toast, no matter what’s on it.
It would make my life complete<3333 x]
I like toast 🙂
I could use a toaster. And I’d get a kick out of re-painting that thing something awful. But it’s kinda creepy they were able to get your address…
I’ve never seen so many responses to a blog!
I’d like to enter – thanks.
???? You’re going to give it away instead of smashing it to bits? Anyway, gimme gimme gimme please! >^.^<
Please enter me in the contest!
Thank you!
Can I just say that I love your website. Totally cracks me up.
Sounds like a close call. I kinda hope that your stalker is crying over the mistake. It would only be just, since they were trying to make your life worse.
If I win, I promise to mail you pictures of the utter destruction of the horrid piece of crap.
I would like to amaze the hello kitty-ers by saying that their messiah has shown up in my toast repeatedly
I would love to have it!!
Time to test my luck.. pick me!
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww pleasseeeeee pick me…:)
i’d love to help u out with this HUGE burden
love ur site
Toaster please !:)
pleaseee! I’m moving soon and I would love to wake up to a nice hello kitty faced toaster! (which would probably annoy the crap outta my boyfriend..)
I will happily take it off your hands!
i like toast
I would gladly destroy it for you.
I think I need to drive my cousins nuts with Hello Kitty toast. This could be fun. 🙂
Must have toaster. Will make bf crazy-pissed! Hehehehe…..
Just because I can. XD
i neeeeeeeddd one for my dorm
Hello Kitty & I were born at the same time November 1, 1974!!! YEY!!! Happy Birthday to US…hope I get to make Hello Kitty toast.
pick me pick me
I would absolutely love this. My Hello Kitty collection consists of 4 things. This would be lucky number 5!
I want a hello kitty toaster!!!!
This would rule
i want it
i even have a hello kitty smoking pipe…pick me
I will gift it to my roommate who hates cats
I hope this is the winning number!
My soon to be 4 year old wants a Hello Kitty Birthday party next month..and one of her favorite foods right now is toast! Please pick me!!
Thank you!
please please Please i hope i win!! =D
Will the toaster fly to Portugal?
well what do you know, i like toast too!
If I won this toaster, I know a little girl I think I could convince to beat the thing with a baseball bat. Video shouldn’t be a problem.
If I can’t, I’d donate it to jeff. I’d wouldn’t mind seeing Hello Kitty take flight.
I could so use that toaster to replace our old and shaggy one. And to torment my brother with Hello Kitty toast every morning. :3
>^..^< Hello Kitty all the way!
awesome…we need a toaster for the office.
I actually need a toaster.
i want the toaster~~
but i must say it’s a pretty scary to have some weird stranger to send stuff to your parent’s house.
I need a new toaster, my original hello kitty toaster doesnt work like she used to.
I just wanna see if I can get the toaster
In other news I might as well tell you that Hello Kitty Hell appeared in a Miami Herald and New York Times article announcing Hello Kitty’s 35th
wow my hello kitty fanatical girlfriend would love eating hello kitty’s face with her daily toast.
I desperately need this toaster! 🙂 🙂 🙂
I want it!
I hate hello kitty…but I need a toaster…so yeah.
A hello kitty toaster? How weird
ohhh my poor boyfriend is totally in your boat:) i hope this is the random number cuz hello kitty food is something he hasnt experiance yet <33
A new toaster would be perfect! Especially with the kitty face! 😉
Yes please! I just bought a new house and would love to have a new toaster! Especially Hello Kitty.
would love to take off your hands 🙂
would love kitty toast 🙂
I can has?
This would match my Hello Kitty and Badtz Maru guitars!!!!!!!!!
I HOPE I WIN 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 SEND IT TO ME!!!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
Hi…
Here a coment from Portugal!!!!!!!!!
by all the hello kitty fan in Portugal 🙂
Love kitty xD
Oh man, i’d really be happy to get some free hello kitty crap!
I know it’s redonk to love stuff with pink and evil feline pasted on the front, but I figure that as long as I don’t spend any of my actual, hard-earned money buying it, it’s okay to be in love. 😉
– Marla
Pick me, pick me! I think you’re hilarious and I do love Hello Kitty!
The Contest is officially over for entries – any post before this one will be entered into the drawing and we should have a winner later on today. Any post after this will not be entered into the contest.
My wife would love this. We’re newlyweds and she loves HK. Would make her day.
Crap, you already had 466 people want this! I am neva gonna win but my daughter saw it and said “I NEED THAT”. so here I am. (fingers crossed)
darn, hope i didn’t miss it….
I love free stuff. Who doesn’t know someone who would like it?
Darn! Twenty minutes late!
Please please please I would love this!
DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!! Missed the cutoff by 30 minutes!
Love the website, tho!
Bwah, ha, ha, ha, haaaaaa! Just wait until I get my hands on that toaster!
(evil grin here)
I would like to win the kitty toaster Please, Give it to me..me.. me… me
How do I unsubscribe from these comments?!?! It’s too many!!!!
I’ve wanted a hello kitty toaster for so long!
selena, look in the emails, there is a link to manage subscriptions
So did anyone win this toaster?
OH GOOOOOOSHH I would be so happy to have it!
mmmmmh wat ican do w/ toasttt! 😉
I would be happy to take this off your hands…my daughter is just getting into Hello Kitty and would be amazed at the “magic toaster” that can produce Hello Kitty’s face!
my gf is crazy about hello kittty.
and i hope that this wil by it.
I can’t believe I missed this contest!!! bummer!
omg just gotta have it!!! xxx
where can i but one??? xxx
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My roommate had this toaster. Not only did it not toast the image of hello kitty into anything except for super white bread, it didn’t do a good job at it and most things required 2 toastings.
if i win this toaster, i promise to burn and eat every piece of toast that i toast in that effer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi my sister loves hello kitty so im kind of asking on her behalf and she doesnt have a email adress and i dont really like hello kitty to be quite honest so im doing it for her. she said she’ll take anything hello kitty shes not really botherd 🙂
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The fiance will love this
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Oh please jesus
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free toaster im in ma step daughter loves hello kitty
My kidlets and I would <3 <3 <3 love a HK toaster (^_^)
I’d enjoy eating her cute face every mourning. XD
oh i love that so much i really want that yay hello kitty.
omg omg omg i’ve been in love with hello kitty since i was 4 and i’m 14 now. This would totally be awesome for all my hello kitty things (i have the hello kitty fender guitar, i just had to say that) 🙂
hope i win i love hello kitty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i will die if i dont have this :…..((
PLEASE LET ME WIN!:D
HELLO KITTY IS AMAZING!?
I WOULD DIE IF YOU DIDN’T SEND IT TO ME!D:
i am a mother of three beautiful children whom my youngest is a 5 year old girl who happens to love hello kitty.i have cancer and my husband needs 2 hip replacement surgeries and a back surgery.with the way the economy is today we cannot afford to buy her the toaster.with my husband out on disability and our house being put up for auction we cannot make ends meet.my daughter adores hello kitty and if she won the toaster you would make a beautiful 5 year old princess very happy. thank you for understanding what this toaster means to my little girl.
Umm Ya Right
I want to WiN cause I Have Been Obsesed With Hello Kitty Sense I Was Liitle Im !2 And My room I Hello Kitty If U Give mE This It Would Litterally Complete my Colection
Come to Da Dark Side We Have Cookehs (d)
aww giving away the toaster i sent to you 🙁 in that case i want it back 😛
jk i didnt sent it XD
hey im angel and i live in the uk im not the biggest hello kitty fan in the world but i do think its rather cute. i think what ur doing is a really good idea and helping to support Olympians xx
Is this for real if so my 7 yr. daughter is such a Hello Kitty fan that she’ll only wear Hello Kitty clothes.
i want dis so baddd!. 🙂
awsome toaster and I truly do not own even a regualr toaster, it will go great with some of my choco cat stuff
my daughter is hello kitty daft and now her younger sister is crazy about it too, they both would love a hello kitty toaster please.
Holy crap, i want this.
my daughters best friend loves,loves, Hello Kitty. She would love to have one of to have one. thank you.
aw i hope i win!
I LOVE HELLO KITTY!!
I am in high school and am in a compitition to beet this girl at who has the most and coolest hello kitty stuff, I am already being hello kitty for halloweenie, but this wold top it off (:
please choose me!!
OMG i love HELLO KITTY I WANT IT lol I HOPE I WIN thanks 🙂 and happy birthday to hello kitty
I absolutely love Hello Kitty. I’ve known about the toaster so long, but can never find a place to get it. I would love to have it!
I want a hello kitty toaster!!!!! <3
i love hello kitty and free stuff so give me da toasta!!!!!! please?
i loveeeeeeeee hello kitty i can hardly afford anything anymore cause my perents lost there job i would lovee to have that toaster <3 <3 <3
omg i love this im a hello kitty freak and this is soo cute!
I Absolutely love Hello Kitty ive been a fan of her ever since i was little if i win this i dont what id do id really cry from being so happy .
HELLO KITTEHHHH!!!!! 😀
Yay hello kitty i die for one of those
I LOVE HELLO KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i really want this im a huge hew kiddy fan:{ <3
If i could win this hello kitty toaster i would die because i am a hello kitty fan and because hello kitty is so cute and because i just cant afford one no money and parents don’t work:/!.
LOVE HELLO KITTY WOOOOO!!!!! <3
Always wanted a toaster like this but since i dont have a job I can’t afford it. my little sisters love hello kitty n would be the great birthday present.
It will be absolutely nice to have a toaster which my daughter will appreciate. Hope to have one…
o gosh this is exciting i have a pillow case and a belt buckle but i cant find any hello kitty in london ontario!!!grrr my boyfriends brother has a toaster exactly like this only its toronto maple leafs haha i want this toaster please please
My twin would love this sence toat is a food she can have with her kidneys failing
I’ll be more than glade to take tht toaster off your hands :))
I LOVE HELLO KITTY!!!!! i would love to win this toaster
I love Hello Kitty! This would go perfect with my collection. (:
If i won this i would be super buber happy and try to get you guys known through vlogs, facebook, and telling people about it.
WANT. 😀 <3
OMGoodness!! 🙂 its adorable i love it &&.. i want it (:
If love to have this me and my bf love hello kitty!!! 🙂
I WANT IT!! <3
I WANT HELLO KITTY TOASTER!!!!!!!!! PICK ME COMPUTER!!!!!!^_^
This would be the perfect christmas present for my daughter. PICK ME.
I would so love to get this for my daughter she has loved Hello Kitty her entire life…Huge fan so it would be great to get this for her thanks for giving me a oppurtunity to win this thanks
Awe… I love hello kitty 🙂 this would be great for our home 🙂
hi, my daughter and myself love cats and hello kitty and we both would love to win this toaster to add to our collection. thankyou.
Hi Im A 18 Year Old Mom & I Love Buying My Daughter Hello Kitty Stuff This Would Be Great For Her Colllection
I would die to have that toaster!!!!! I love hello kitty with all my heart. I wish every one whom love hello kitty the greater chance at winning the toaster!!
Good luck!! 🙂
toast!!!!
oooh! toaster !! it was actully a bit cool! 😀