Hello Kitty Gatling Gun

Note: Sanrio legal counsel has contacted me because they realize that their fans are not bright enough to know what is an official Sanrio product and what is not. They didn’t feel that this would be a problem until the fans started contacting them directly, and they soon realized how painful it was to actually have to converse with a fanatic, and not even they had the patience to actually do this. As a result, they sent out a notice to me begging for me to take down my posts about guns that had the evil feline on them just so they didn’t have to ever correspond with the fanatics again. When I explained that they brought it on themselves, they pleaded that I spare them the torture that they inflict on me on a daily basis and asked me to post the following, Since I actually have a conscience, here is what they have to say:

Sanrio® has informed us that Sanrio is not involved in the manufacture or sale of Hello Kitty guns or weapons, and does not allow Hello Kitty® to be used to market guns or weapons. The items shown in this post are either digitally fabricated images or were custom-decorated without Sanrio’s permission. Sanrio alleges that creating false digitized images of Hello Kitty guns or weapons, or custom-decorating a real gun or weapon with Hello Kitty art, infringes Sanrio’s copyrights and trademarks, and may violate criminal laws.

And onto the original post…

It has been more than obvious for some time now that Hello Kitty loves her guns. It has also become glaringly obvious that the evil feline expects that she is going to need all the weaponry that she can possibly get her hands on when making that final push to take over the world. To add to her ever increasing stash, she now has the Hello Kitty rotary gun (with matching Hello Kitty helmet and Hello Kitty ammo case just for good measure)

hello kitty rotary gun

I’m not sure if I find the fact that someone would actually think this was a good idea as more disturbing, or the fact that every time I post a new Hello Kitty weapon, there are so many fanatics out there that want it. You know that Sanrio is listening and it is only a matter of time before the Hello Kitty military catalogue hits the Sanrio stores…

Sent in by mkt who should have to look down the barrel of this thing when the apocalypse arrives for ever thinking that sending this to me would serve any positive service to the world…

18 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Gatling Gun”

  1. That would look cool if it didn’t look like it was made of painted wood dowels and disc and a cooler look to it. The only thing that this is good for is to be taken apart and used for coasters

  2. Is there a “Hello Kitty Predator” yet, since we now have a HK Old Painless?

    Aaagghhhh! What I have just thought I can not unthink! 😉

  3. Dissapointed that Sanrio produces violent products. But then again, they put out so much stuff w/HK on it that it really doesn’t surprise me. And yes, it does look really cheap looking…

  4. Trivia time – There was an airsoft paintball version of the minigun “Old Painless” (used by Jesse Ventura’s character)from the film Predator offered in Japan for a while. Paint that Pepto-bismal pink, add some HK decals, and voila!!

  5. How about all the liberals just keep their noses in their briefs and off our cloud of pink happiness — ohhhh yes, I’m a woman, and am also a fan of protection (paired with gun safety and a brain in general) I agree with some, looks like a toy.. could be dangerous.. but REALLY – what gun does not look like a toy to a child! That’s where parents fail their children, and then run to posts like these 😉 Should you be so busy commenting on something like color or brand name, as somebody who would rather take our Ammendments from us for purposes of personal opinion – and even better, because “it’s pink and girly” .. well, those parents’ children are so curious now about the BIG HIDING SECRET of guns – and are probably currently shooting their neighbor, with his own gun… Wake up, America – pink, black or gunmetal – we have to simply teach ourselves to keep our period or our insecure husband in check.. or to a minimum, and deal with the changes in our society – no one really cares what you think or feel, as you should not be looking on a page that shows something you do not believe in — it’s our right — who cares what it looks like.

    • It’s a heavy assault weapon capable of turning some poor sod into a fine pink mist. It should not be pink. It should not be happy.

      Not like you’ll read this, hiding in your bunker waiting for the New World Order…


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