When Armageddon arrives, I have absolutely no doubt that this is exactly what we’ll all see in the streets:
hello kitty military
Hello Kitty Gatling Gun
Note: Sanrio legal counsel has contacted me because they realize that their fans are not bright enough to know what is an official Sanrio product and what is not. They didn’t feel that this would be a problem until the fans started contacting them directly, and they soon realized how painful it was to actually have to converse with a fanatic, and not even they had the patience to actually do this. As a result, they sent out a notice to me begging for me to take down my posts about guns that had the evil feline on them just so they didn’t have to ever correspond with the fanatics again. When I explained that they brought it on themselves, they pleaded that I spare them the torture that they inflict on me on a daily basis and asked me to post the following, Since I actually have a conscience, here is what they have to say:
Sanrio® has informed us that Sanrio is not involved in the manufacture or sale of Hello Kitty guns or weapons, and does not allow Hello Kitty® to be used to market guns or weapons. The items shown in this post are either digitally fabricated images or were custom-decorated without Sanrio’s permission. Sanrio alleges that creating false digitized images of Hello Kitty guns or weapons, or custom-decorating a real gun or weapon with Hello Kitty art, infringes Sanrio’s copyrights and trademarks, and may violate criminal laws.
And onto the original post…
It has been more than obvious for some time now that Hello Kitty loves her guns. It has also become glaringly obvious that the evil feline expects that she is going to need all the weaponry that she can possibly get her hands on when making that final push to take over the world. To add to her ever increasing stash, she now has the Hello Kitty rotary gun (with matching Hello Kitty helmet and Hello Kitty ammo case just for good measure)