Hello Kitty Face Massager

It seems that the people at Sanrio have found that the reintroduction of the Hello Kitty vibrator shoulder massager has been so successful that they needed to add an attachment to their line of products and call it the Hello Kitty face massager:

While I would hope that this is used in the way it is supposed to be used (there is nothing worse in Hello Kitty Hell than seeing Kitty on kitty), I’m already terrifyingly frightened of the photos that I am likely to receive in the near future. Even more disturbing is the thought of what other type of attachments will be forthcoming if this, too, is a success…

Sent in by ami

11 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Face Massager”

  1. I agree with Gail, seriously, that does look like a proper hand-held massage tool with that rounded and stud-covered head on it.

    Ok, the pepto-bismol colour and HK decals put me off this machine, but it looks like it could actually do the designed job properly.

  2. I think it looks fine. Lather it up with some soap! It looks like it may do a good job of cleaning and masaging your face. Plus, it’s cute!

  3. This will probably be used as a self stimulator, although I find it really creepy that someone would use any HK product so inimately.

  4. WTF is a face massager?? Is it a vibrator advertised as a “massager” so they can sell it places other than porn shops .. like those “massagers” you see at drug stores?

  5. I don’t think I’d want to put that on my face unless I’ve sterilized it first and then had a stiff drink to keep me from thinking about where it might have been previously.


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