When you live in the type of hell that I do, it’s a major risk opening up email each morning. While I never escape completely unscathed from the torment that the evil feline throws my way, there are definitely some days that are much worse than others. Today was one of those days. That’s because you absolutely know that things have gone terribly wrong in the world when you open up an email to see Hello Kitty butt plugs (clear and pink) staring back at you…
Now, I think that we can all agree that there’s more than a bit of irony in the fact that the cat-with-no-mouth would feel it necessary to produce butt plugs. It also should be noted that while she doesn’t seem to have one of her own (although there are those that dispute that), shoved up someone’s ass is exactly where the vast majority of people in the world believe that she belongs. The fact that fanatics will gladly do this honor to themselves (while paying $80 to have the privilege) once again proves the people at Sanrio know exactly how to treat their customers…
Sent in by Hello Booty
14 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Butt Plugs Should Make You Cringe”
This was my introduction to this site. Wow.
It will only get worse…
If they make you cringe, you need to use more lube. 😉
My God, They’re Beautiful…
That’s just nasty and not a sanctioned product. It bad enough that somebody stuck hello kitty face to it.
May you wake up with a Hello Kitty but plug inserted you are attempting to pin this on Hello Kitty Mr HKH.
On a second though I have to take back that curse and apologize not only it was my curse bad taste but this device gives me nightmares. My condolences MR. HKH.
I wish you had URLs to buy some of this merchandise. I have to girls that would LOVE these!
You buy butt plugs for your daughters?! O_o
If you didn’t know what the function is, they’d be really cool designs.
These would make excellent door knob handles..
OMG!!! They are quite awful!!
They look too short to stimulate the prostate, guess I’ll have to make do with Barney butt plugs which are probably larger.
I hope you know that this item isn’t an official item licensed by Sanrio? You can buy this custom made by many sites, so get your facts straight before you say anything.