Hello Kitty Cat Wars Star Wars Anime

You knew when Hello Kitty came out with an anime series that it wouldn’t be good. What you probably failed to understand was how truly horrid it would be. In her never ending quest to destroy and co-opt anything even remotely popular, the evil feline once again has modded Star Wars in ways that should … Read more Hello Kitty Cat Wars Star Wars Anime

Captain Kirk Star Trek Figure

It was bound to happen. With the large number of Hello Kitty Star Wars crap out there, you knew it would be only a matter of time before the evil feline started to invade Star Trek as well. The initial warning shot fired was the Hello Kitty Klingon, so it should be of no surprise … Read more Captain Kirk Star Trek Figure

Hello Kitty Week In Review

It’s never a good sign when the first week of the New Year begins with situations like this, and it gets even worse when I take a look at all those posts that didn’t make the front page this week. Flee while you can and leave the links below alone because once you look, there … Read more Hello Kitty Week In Review

Photos

It’s another sad day in Hello Kitty Hell when I have to create a photo page dedicated to the evil feline, but it seems that I will have a never ending stream of the same photos coming to me if I don’t do something about it. I get sent a lot of photos that never … Read more Photos

Hello Kitty Darth Vader (not photoshopped)

Update: Only in the deepest depths of Hello Kitty Hell could someone imagine it would be a good idea to make Darth Vader wear a pink skirt. and then actually make it into a costume. For some unfathomable and unfortunate reason Let the Wookie Win decided to show me these depths: Seriously, one would think … Read more Hello Kitty Darth Vader (not photoshopped)

Pink Stormtrooper

It used to be that Hello Kitty Star Wars stuff was photoshopped, but apparently — for some unfathomable reason — the people at ComicCon in San Diego thought that bringing Star Wars and Hello Kitty together for real would be a good idea. The result? Hello Kitty revealing her true identity under a pink stormtrooper … Read more Pink Stormtrooper