When we know that Hello Kitty toilets, Hello Kitty toilet paper, Hello Kitty toilet paper storage cabinets, Hello Kitty toilet signs, Hello Kitty toilet seats and Hello Kitty toilet dispensers all exist (and how can anyone forget the Hello Kitty urinal target— are we seeing a pattern here yet?), it really isn’t much of a stretch to image that those who love the evil feline would want a Hello Kitty septic tank: