This is why Hello Kitty fanatics scare the hell out of me – they fashion things like this Hello Kitty bikini bottom that they believe is sexy, but just leaves everyone who sees it saying wtf?!?
Some things are simply so wrong that there is nothing to do but weep in pain at the horror. While I never thought I’d say this, I think I would actually be less traumatized with more Hello Kitty in this instance. I don’t even want to know anything more about it…I’ve been trying to erase the image from my mind the second that I opened the email and nothing is working. A lobotomy is looking like a perfectly reasonable surgical procedure if it could wipe the image away. This is yet another instance that proves that Hello Kitty Hell can always get worse…much, much worse…
Sent in by Matt who pretty much sums it up with his comment, “If the tan-damaged butterfly of Naugahyde doom doesn’t soften your manhood, the rubber band/maxi-pad Hello Kitty bikini bottoms will…” which just proves that he deserves intense and unrelenting torture for thinking something like this should ever be sent to my email box…
Ummmmmmmmm…oookkkaaayyyy…..
Yeaaah….?
And, since we seem to have the place to ourselves… 😉
It occurred to me that all your HK Anime schoolgirl costume needs to become an HK Magical Girl one is higher heels and a scratch-built wand, which I’m sure your talents would be entirely up to making.
That’s not a butterfly. It’s a gargoyle head, and the open mouth is covered by Hello Kitty. This makes the picture a little worse for me.
For the love of GOD, please tell me you are NOT going to leave us with THIS?????
Please GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(Has anyone noticed the undies look like a mini diaper???)
Kitteh!!:
I’m flattered 😉
Yeah I was at the store and bought another patch to go on the back of my skirt -or maybe I’ll sew them to my bloomers so I can have a reason to show off my bum 🙂
I have stiletto thighhigh patent leather boots that cost a fortune 🙂 No going back now!
Yeah, I had noticed the undies looking “odd”, but I’d thought they looked more like a female sanitary product!! >anyone know how to do an upchucking smilie in HTML?<
Oh and even if we don’t watch the same shows, get an idea we both watch Anime?
It looks like one of those influenza masks that they wear in japan, but the string has been routed to make a bikini.
It looks gross and dumb anyway.
Wonder what Darlene has to say about this one, surely she couldn’t tell me that looks good. Ugh.
Are you kidding? I LOVE reading Manga/watching Anime, my good friend has spent a ‘small’ fortune for Anime… my fav is still Sailor Moon…
My friends tell me I should go as Sailor Moon one Halloween… the wig would weigh a ton!
Maybe I could be a Sailor Hello Kitty!!!!!
LMAO!!!!
It’s difficult getting any of the really long Anime series this side of the Pond, so I tend to go more for things like Ghost in the Shell: Stand-alone Complex, or Dirty Pair Flash, but I’ve got the Manga of Ranma 1/2 (thanks Amazon), and am working on Inu Yasha.
I wasn’t going to suggest Sailor Moon; as you say the wig would wreck your neck!, but other Magical Girls are available.
I like: Oh My Goddess, Vampire Knight, Her Magesty’s Dog, Red River and some of the others… as long as its scifi I’m good 🙂
Manga is my little vice, I normally go for suspense/thriller stuff… will Manga and Hello Kitty… I got more HK clothes this weekend, Whee!!!!
BTW: I went ahead and threw in my hat for the blog takeover…if he’s still in town…it might be fun 🙂
Wow, I didn’t know darlene had a tattoo.
omg, that is the scariest thing ever to grace this blog. You should put up a warning so other people don’t get too queasy looking at it.
OH MY DEAR LORD BURN MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!! X_____X
and I agree with Mr. HKH I will have to start thinking of something to make me forget that O_______O
@mhkitty: you like Vampire Knight and Oh My Goddess? me too!!!! I like Tsubasa too
….. i stayed home sick today, and decided it’d be a good idea to check this site to find out what crazy new antics hello kitty is up to this time. it took all my might to hold down the projectile vomit after seeing this picture. i may never get better from that. hello kitty and her fanatics have crippled me.
“rubber band/maxi-pad Hello Kitty bikini bottoms”
rofl that’s exactly what i thought it looked like!
ICK ICK ICK
I wonder what Darlene’s defense of this item would be?
I don’t know what Darlene thinks (and come to think of it, I almost wish she was in charge of this site while our guy is on vacation) but it would probably be something like this:
Finally you have exposed yourself. Anyone looking at this knows she is just drawing attention away from a tattoo that didn’t come out right. Why anyone still comes here to read your hate is beyond me.
Hello Kitty is love. Joy. World peace. If you weren’t so cheap and mean to your wife, you would look at the picture and want to kiss Hello Kitty! DARLENE
Or something like that….. (LOL)
this makes me want to die… now. wait, is this darlene’s boyfriend?
i love hk. and that is disgusting.
Sweet Jesus! Dude! Some people read your blog at work! How about putting that…that…thing…on a separate page with a link marked NSFW!
Jeez, it’s just Netiquette.
PS–eeeewwww!!!
OMG! Can you imagine the pain Darlene’s boyfriend must go through?
Where’s the U.N. when you need it?
OKAY IM SEEING IT AS A BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG WTF! LOL
Not so much a maxi pad than a badly sewn-up HK handkerchief with pink nylon strings.
I’m never gonna wake up from this horrible nightmare am I? God…nothing can come worse then that…Dude if thats really a man…did he tuck it in?! God I really really dont want to know…but then again I do…geez must destroy the image in my head!! -watches a gummy bear get caught in a bear trap- Thank goodness for classic humor.
Ok this looks like a kotex pad wraped in HK whatever and kept in place with some strings…and it’s GROSS
are you sure they aren’t wearing an eye patch?! that thing is smallll!!!!
I want it. o_o
DJ Psychomike:
I don’t know what Darlene thinks (and come to think of it, I almost wish she was in charge of this site while our guy is on vacation)
How could you!!!
Nami, be careful what you wish for!! 😉
Okay so after looking at it for like 5 minutes (then promtly vomiting) I’m pretty sure I think it’s a dude!
Is it me, or does it look like a maxi pad with sting attached and a HK sticker on the front?
I still think this is a man….
Alfred, is that you???
Nice tan though….
I have to agree with the thoughts of it being a maxi pad with a HK sticker attached. I am thankful that she hasn’t turned around-I shudder to think what the back looks like.
Thanks for the image Jenna …..ick.
I just threw up in my mouth a little. whoever that is should be dragged in to the street, tarred, feathered and stuck to a wall… all while wearing that disgusting thing.
Seriously. Gross.
Now that is just plain disgusting
I just wanted to Say That Ive been receiving Emails from this blog for a long time. And Im a total Hello Kitty Freak–But this is the Nastiest thing I’ve seen on here YET!
When I first saw it I absolutely Thought it looked like a Diaper [HAHA MHKITTY]
Then when I took a good look at it. . .That is WAY to small for that girl. I looks like those side strings are fixing to pop and smack her in that damn butterfly!
Well Have a great Day! Thanks for the Blog
Okay, so anyone else notice Darlene hasn’t touched this one?
Oh, and I think I finally figured out why she doesn’t write anyone back… she’s so delusional she doesn’t realize that anyone else goes to this blog! THAT’S why she always says ‘everyone hates this blog’ and crap like that…she truly doesn’t realize there is a whole wide world outside of the World Wide Web 😛
Yeah, that’s go to be it.
This horrible image has almost blinded me. I have to agree that this looks like a maxi pad. I wouldn’t be caught dead in this. Not a good tattoo either. I wouldn’t mind a hello kitty bikini swim suit, just not this. I like cats, prefer a Kyocat from Fruits Basket bikini.
MHK, yeah I’ve a nasty feeling this is a bloke too, and one with a small package at that!
That, or he tucked it in, which is equally scary!
😉
OMG! I was just wondering the same thing. That is sooooo gross.
Well, mine just plain wouldn’t fit under something that small!
I seriously think with the muscle definition it’s a guy. (trying to hold back vomit). Yuck.
@Kitteh!!: Oh really???????? But I have to agree most of the pairs I’ve seen wouldn’t fit (totally not trying to sound like a whore here!)
Anywhooo… yeah I think I’ll use this to freak my friends out.
I betcha that’s Alfred.
MHK, I’d consider providing proof (subject to timing etc) if we ever meet! ;->
Oh, wow 😉
When I first looked at that picture, I thought briefly that it was a man with a tiny diaper on his penis.
Maybe it’s a diaper on his tiny penis 🙂
LOL Hello Maxipad. There’s a scary thought.
ha ha i cant stop laughing
ew IT has a very crappy tattoo.
y’know….im looking @ that thing and hoping it was home made…cuz i would hate to know that more than one person can possibly obtain something that disturbing @_@
does that vagine have fangs?
wow… just… wow…. in the worst possible way.
Where is the bikini bottom? I see a tattoo and tan skin. lol seriously that thing is SO small. A fat chick would put that on and LOSE it.
it might not be so ugly if it was made like a real bikini, not this…schlong holder D:
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
my eyes BURNNNNNNNNNNNN
darlene doesnt have anything to say about this
i’m a mini-fan of hello kitty….
bt this is effin gross, man! like….wtf is this??? some things you just dont do!
i think that more wwird bikini bottom is the tattoo under it :O
that is disgusting.
My eyes hurt. 🙁 Even before I read the whole article all I could think was “It looks like a re-usable maxi pad on stretchy cord…
GAH!
hello daer . send me your hot pic . i miss you
Dude… These are just oldfashioned pads for when you have your period.
lol man that thing looks like a napkin and dental floss….i dont know i dont think id be very attracted by that personally….its almost to naked… Dont get me wrong naked can be sexy…or close to naked….but thats too close lol. id say not hot.. almost idiotic =P.
i would like to see some better attempts at sexy lol i could probably put that little thing on and be sexier… any ideas of sexy?
This is just frightening. I believe I am scarred for life.
The scariest part…. It looks like the wearer of this atrocity is in public.