Hello Kitty Face Paint

The question of the day is simply why would anyone ever consider doing this? An even more appropriate question is why would anyone that actually thought it was a good idea to do this then feel the need to send me a photo of it?

Hello Kitty face paint

The thing is that Hello Kitty fanatics think that putting on hello Kitty face paint is cute (don’t bother explaining why it isn’t – believe me, no matter how rational your explanation is, it won’t make a difference) while the rest of us imagine the psycho clown that haunt our dreams from the time we are little.

Of course wife thinks it’s adorable and that painting her own face as Hello Kitty would be a great idea. I’m not sure she would still feel that way when I keel over in sheer terror upon seeing it for the first time, but she seems determined to test the strength of my heart by giving this a try. Just knowing that I have to look forward to something like this in the near future is enough to ensure that it will be another Hello Kitty Hellish month…

Sent in by Leslie who really should have to wear that look on a daily basis as punishment for concluding that sending me the photo could have any type of positive affect of any kind…

UPDATE: Should it really be a surprise that upon seeing this, another Hello kitty fanatic decided that sending me her face paint photo was also necessary?

Hello Kitty face paint

Sent in by Micky

Hello Kitty face paint mask

Sent in by Jess

34 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Face Paint”

  1. She should put the bow at another side if she want to show off it to other people. If it is for herself, then it is okay …

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  2. I have a minor problem with the makeup. Yes, the bow is on the wrong side, but the “hair” that’s between the ears makes her look like Dear Daniel in drag!

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  3. Ha ha ha!
    “Dear Daniel in Drag!”
    Too Funny!!!!
    I was going to make a comment that adults (whether they act like adults or not) should not wear face paint… not only does it look stupid but it causes irriation to older faces…but I like the other comments better 🙂

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  4. When I see sports fanatics face paint them selves with national flags or team colors I fail to see why this would be an issue.

    ps. update coming about my Hello Kitty purchase I decide to come out with my furona / LJ name.

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  5. Why do you always have to be mean to the people that help your blog. This blog would be nothing if it weren’t for all the photos that people send you, but you insult everyone that does send you photos. What are you going to do when they stop sending photos? You’ll be sorry that you weren’t nicer and thanked them properly for making an effort that you aren’t willing to acknowledge.

    You also don’t know how to properly support your wife and the things she likes. It’s a wonder she puts up with you. If you ended up having a heart attack just because your wife is having fun and enjoying herself with Hello Kitty face paint, then you deserve to die. That’s the stupidest thing I have ever heard and it shows that you exaggerate and take things out of context all the time. Nobody can believe a word you say!

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  6. ^^^
    STFU Darlene you ball bustin’ kitty lovin’ biatch.

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    Blog owner:

    I’m amazed at the nonsense from your wife you put up with. I won’t be surprised if you financed for the Hello Kitty trash she bought from your own wallet.

    Sorry to say it, but you are one pussy(kitty?) whipped man.

    Your experience is one good reason why I (and wise men) won’t ever marry. Women are nothing but amusing distractions in life. Disposable tools for sex. You let her share a roof with you, she will transform your abode into her own twisted vision of what it should be.

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  7. [B]You also don’t know how to properly support your wife and the things she likes. It’s a wonder she puts up with you. If you ended up having a heart attack just because your wife is having fun and enjoying herself with Hello Kitty face paint, then you deserve to die. That’s the stupidest thing I have ever heard and it shows that you exaggerate and take things out of context all the time. Nobody can believe a word you say![/B]

    Darlene, Seriously, Wouldn’t you get SICK to death looking at Hello kitty all day? With a house full of hello kitty stuff that can’t be thrown away and shelves full of stuffed toys staring at you while your peeing? EVERYONE WOULD!

    Everyone has a right to an opinion. You have no right to question his. I live in Australia, and if I found out you lived next door with a pink house, I wouldn’t be surprise. I wouldn’t be suprised your a 50 year old man living in a basement of your mum. >__>

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  8. I think that putting on hello Kitty face paint is cute . A lot of fans take body painting of hello kitty . And Many doit hello kitty tatoo .

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  9. HAHA its Mimmy.. what a way to get it wrong on the Hello Kitty front. also, she barely resembles the cat anyway. Its just PLAIN STUPID. I have little cousins that adore Hello Kitty and none of them would want that on their faces!! So what is that crazy ass woman doing to herself?? Maybe she really is insane, like her scary grin and weird eyes seem to say! LOL

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  10. How can she be like HK if she has a mouth?!

    HK DOESN’T HAVE A MOUTH!

    I wonder if Darlene realizes that HK isn’t real due to anyone not surviving for 30 years without a mouth. But then, recollections of one particular Austrian family go through my head whenever Darlene opens that gash they call her mouth.

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  11. dude, i swear everything darlene said i’ve read before, just shut up already your no longer amusing, just annoying, if people stopped sending him pictures he’d be completely happy because he has that much less hello kitty to look at, but he would still have a blog because there would still be the useless crap his wife buys and he has to suffer with, and if people stopped sending him stuff there would be less his wife knows about and she’d have less ideas about how to torture mr. hkh, so shut up darlene

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  12. now on to my origional comment i was going to make, i actually like the top one because her smile makes me laugh, but if they wanted to go the whole way they should sew they’re mouths shut since hello kitty (mimi or whatever her sisters name is) don’t have mouths

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  13. Ahem, it’s time for another installment of “What darlene really means!”:

    Why do you always have to have stupid people send you stupid photos that don’t help your blog. (Other than to show how stupid HK is!) This blog would be GREAT if it weren’t for all the photos that people send you, and you insulting everyone that does send you photos is great too. What are you going to do when they stop sending photos? You’ll just have to start over taking pictures of all the crap your wife buys, but don’t forget to thank all the people properly for making an effort that I’m not willing to acknowledge.
    I also don’t know how you properly support your wife with all the things she likes to torture you with. It’s a wonder you put up with it. If you ended up having a heart attack because your wife is having too fun and enjoying herself at your expense with Hello Kitty face paint, she’ll be sorry in the end.
    That’s the stupidest thing I have ever heard and it shows that HK Fanatics exaggerate and take things out of context all the time.
    Everyone can believe any word you say!

    Oh… I feel SO much better now… don’t you boys and girls 😉

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  14. I think the only thing that would top that is me throwing gasoline onto Darlene’s whole collection and letting it burn while I laugh maniacally.

    I know some are temped to say burn her too, but I’d rather watch the life die from her eyes when she sees everything she holds so dear get burnt to crap.

    I know, I’m mean.

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  15. All I can say is CREEPY… Not to mention, the bow is on the wrong side, she does look like Dear Daniel with the wasps of hair, and she looks slightly crazed.

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  16. Darlene- “If you ended up having a heart attack just because your wife is having fun and enjoying herself with Hello Kitty face paint, then you deserve to die.”

    He deserves to die? Just because he doesn’t like HK? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard! How could you even think such a thing? You are not just a fanatic; you are a heartless bitch if you even think for a minute that anyone who dares to dislike a fictional character deserves death. If you can’t be any nicer than that, get away from this blog.

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  17. Darlene- “If you ended up having a heart attack just because your wife is having fun and enjoying herself with Hello Kitty face paint, then you deserve to die. That’s the stupidest thing I have ever heard and it shows that you exaggerate and take things out of context all the time. Nobody can believe a word you say!”

    bear_1-How could you even think such a thing? You are not just a fanatic; you are a heartless bitch if you even think for a minute that anyone who dares to dislike a fictional character deserves death. If you can’t be any nicer than that, get away from this blog.

    Ok one is complaining about exagerating and taking things out of context. The other one took that statement out of context. Come on people get real here. Personaly I think you both need slapped with a salmon.

    Fear the ninja hello kitty

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  18. Shelley, the problem with that is if you slap me with anything, I’ll definitely slap back. And I did not take anything out of context. It wouldn’t even have bothered me as much if that had been the first time Darlene had said something like that, but it’s like the hundredth. And the sad thing is, she’s actually serious about all this crap she says!

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  19. I can’t imagne anyone being serious about that kind of crap but I can imagine having a duel with large fish. 😉

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  20. Wow, I can’t believe Darlene said that about Nazi Germany, what did Nazi Germany ever do to her. She must be a very bitter sad person. 🙁

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  21. My first thought about Leslie? (Look, over here that’s a boy’s name; Lesley would be a girl) was “nice eyes”; I didn’t notice the makeup!

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  22. DARLENE! Do your parents know your heartlessly insulting the poor guy like that?! Get a life, you HK freak.

    Sorry, sorry everyone, I shouldn’t have burst out like that. But I’m not sorry I spoke my mind! She’s being so horrible to this guy!

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