Hello Kitty Hand Grenade

Note: Sanrio legal counsel has contacted me because they realize that their fans are not bright enough to know what is an official Sanrio product and what is not. They didn’t feel that this would be a problem until the fans started contacting them directly, and they soon realized how painful it was to actually have to converse with a fanatic, and not even they had the patience to actually do this. As a result, they sent out a notice to me begging for me to take down my posts about guns that had the evil feline on them just so they didn’t have to ever correspond with the fanatics again. When I explained that they brought it on themselves, they pleaded that I spare them the torture that they inflict on me on a daily basis and asked me to post the following, Since I actually have a conscience, here is what they have to say:

Sanrio® has informed us that Sanrio is not involved in the manufacture or sale of Hello Kitty guns or weapons, and does not allow Hello Kitty® to be used to market guns or weapons. The items shown in this post are either digitally fabricated images or were custom-decorated without Sanrio’s permission. Sanrio alleges that creating false digitized images of Hello Kitty guns or weapons, or custom-decorating a real gun or weapon with Hello Kitty art, infringes Sanrio’s copyrights and trademarks, and may violate criminal laws.

And onto the original post…

In her quest to bring “love and happiness” to one and all, the evil feline has given us a wide assortment of Hello Kitty guns and an Hello Kitty armoured personnel carrier. So I guess it should be no surprise to see a variety of Hello Kitty hand grenades available in Call of Duty:

Hello Kitty hand grenades

Even worse than the evil feline’s image is that the fear doesn’t stop with the sight of it. When the grenade is used, the following sound effects accompany it:

Flash will go “Meow”
Frag will go “Hisssssss”
Smoke will go “Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”

Not only does it terrorize you with its looks, it mocks you before it completely destroys your life. Sounds a lot like Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Friedrich (via fpsbanana) who should have to play all his computer games from now on with Hello Kitty head-to-toe clad characters as punishment for ever thinking that sending something like this to me could be a good idea…

Update: Hello Kitty continues to show her love for everyone with another hand grenade:

Hello Kitty hand grenade

Sent in by martha (via LonleePlanet)

29 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Hand Grenade”

  1. It does still get worse; based on the colour banding on the grenades, they will all emit Hello Kitties rather than smoke and/or shrapnel and/or light!

  2. ……….if i found this in the game id have to find another sever but scince im not allowed to touch the game(being my brothers) that wont happen

  3. This whole concept is as funny as one of darlene’s posts! I suppose it’s so that Ohell Kitty can bring love and happiness and goodness to the process of blowing people up??

  4. The Holly hand grenades of Hello Kitty instructions:
    And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceedest on to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Hello Kitty towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.” Amen

  5. These are not real!!! You are horrid. You make is sound like Hello Kitty is making hand grenades when she is not. You can’t blame Hello Kitty if some gamer makes something like this. I would not be surprised if you put him up to it just so you could say bad things about Hello Kitty.

    If Hello Kitty ever did make hand grenades, there would be a reason behind it. It would be to protect people because Hello Kitty protects as she brings happiness to everyone. But she doesn’t feel that hand grenades are necessary so she doesn’t make them. So this post is libelous and shows that we can never trust what you say!

  6. darlene, Hello Kitty made pink granades because she wants to spread peace and happiness in the form of terrorism, booms, and bloodshead!

    THERE!!! one 11 year old girl(ME!!!) FINALLY commented!!!


  7. I would say “whoosh” at darlene, but the point’s gone so far over her head it’s got to be in outer space! 😉

    @ Acton, 1, 2, 5…

  8. OMFG! How could this happen your giving hello kitty(ugh i hate that name) even more power. HELLO KITTY MUST BE DESTROYED! who is with me?

  9. This is frightening but hilarious at the same time…. and don’t mind so much about darlene, she actually makes the discussion even more hilarious! lolol

  10. Why are some people so humorless? This is hilarious! I grew up with Hello Kitty way before it ever arrived in the West…..in the Far East….

    It is a cutesy saccharine brand that needs more infusion of irony. Good fun! 🙂 You have my support. May I reblog this in ceciliayu.com?


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