One of the many (many, many…) problems with Hello Kitty fanatics is their desire to make everything cute. This includes things that were never meant to be cute such as one’s internal organs. So it’s really no surprise that what is really inside you and what the evil feline wants all to believe is inside you are not quite the same:
My wife just absolutely adores this collaborative figure from Dr. Romanelli and Medicom and that Hello Kitty has such cute internal organs. I made the mistake of trying to explain the obvious that Hello Kitty really doesn’t have internal organs which elicited a stern warning look that I should not carry on any further. My suggestion that maybe we should start cutting open different Hello Kitty lying around the house (hey, if we have a Hello kitty knife, why not put it to good use?) to see if their internal organs matched this figure didn’t go over too well either as probably should have been expected.
Although I pushed the limit, I did manage to stop before I was sent to the couch to sleep in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag. Sometimes, despite the overwhelming urge not to, even I manage to stop while still ahead in Hello Kitty Hell…
Sent in by Zooey (via hypebeast) who should have to dissect all the Hello Kitties she ever comes across as punishment for ever thinking it would be a good idea to send this to me and almost getting me sent to the dreaded Hello Kitty sleeping bag…
I want my internal organs to look like that ^-^
Weird … notice that the small intestines look remarkably like ramen noodles… Now I’m too creeped out to eat Top Ramen again!
Even her organs are cute.
This just proves she isn’t only cute on the outside.. but also cute on the inside (:
Wow thats going to far even for a fanatic like me. THough, if i have to look at organs they might as well be cute ones! XD
Hey, anybody note how big her heart is compared to the rest of her? That may explain why she’s stayed young-looking so long…
oh dear lord
Yes Liz I noticed, and promptly wondered if the has morbid hypertension as a result of the cardiac hypertrophy!
This seems to suggest that HK is some sort of Borg-like hive organism, since most of the internal organs have eyes. Creepy.
She has such happy lungs!
Just plain bizarre. Vapid little faces on her lungs, on her liver, on her kidneys, on her spleen…
Hmmm, I wonder if her eyes have eyes on them?
personally they all look evil incarnate to me. I can’t get that episode of Angel out of my head where that Doctor used to be able to detach his hands and eys etc and they went wandering off on their own……
Hehe, that is hysterical! Love those cute little organs! 🙂
Hello Liver, Hello Spleen, Hello Intestines, where’ve you been?
well her heads so damn big anyway if she were real she would just tip over constantly, so it makes sense that her organs make no sense, get it
Intestines. You know they make hot dogs out of intestines… yummy. I’ve had stomach before and it’s not half bad (liver is disgusting, though, and solidified blood is only all right). You should roast her up and eat her (=
then again, maybe a bad idea, because you are what you eat. o_O
I love how all the organ have their own bows like Hello Kitty!
“Nurse! The scalpel!”
Scalpel is hande dover. A few minutesl ater….
“Nurse! The rib retractors!”
Two massive big pliers are handed over. A few seconds later
“What the F***!!!!!!!!!!”
Several more seconds later.
“Nurse! The 8 bore now dammit!”
YAY! So awesome that you got my e-mail! Haha.
Thanks for the props 😀
Looking forward to your next bunch of finds.
zooey you’re such a nubz. stop sending pictures of obscure hello kittys and get off your laptop.
i kind of like this..
haha this is just plain strange
Hello Kitty is as cute on the inside as she is on the outside!!! I’m surprised that her heart isn’t even bigger with all the love that she sends to everyone. You are the only one that could imagine that Hello Kitty would be anything but cute on the inside and outside!
And you are a sick, sick, sick person for wanting to take a knife and cut open Hello Kitty and see her insides. That is just wrong and cruel. It shows that you are not a nice person and have no understanding of how doing that would hurt legions of Hello Kitty fans.
i want those internal organs…XD
“And you are a sick, sick, sick person for wanting to take a knife and cut open Hello Kitty and see her insides. That is just wrong and cruel.”
I have lost all faith in the modern world.
i want to get this tattooed its so cute
theres another one too. shes a nurse. and there each $100!
Oh! OHOHOH! OHHHHH!!! I neeeeeeed this! I need it in my kitchen!
Gigi shut your freaking mouth because it is what its meant to be. You’re all grown ups so you’ll won’t understand its a way to teach children their organs even if their organs don’t have eyes and bows. The eyes and bows are just to make it look cute. I mean haven’t you’ll watch kids cartoon. Even trees and trains have eyes and hats so think about it