The fact that Hello Kitty sushi exists is a pretty good damnation of the human race. That the evil feline also encourages fanatics to wear Hello Kitty chopsticks in their hair when she monetises this trend just further proves that all is not right in the world these days.
Sent in by Jessica
Update Mike Mozart reviews Hello Kitty plush for his failtoys Youtube channel:
What? You eat these?
This is not your typical “take an everyday object and slap a hideously distorted cat face on it.” I have to admit it is a very imaginative product, but that is due to its being completely useless and pointless. It takes a very creative mind to combine the three concepts of food, stuffed animals and an obviously unrelated licensed character image. I cannot think of anything more to say about this item. I give up. I’m off to Oktoberfest tonight. Ein Prosit!!
MOG! That sushi looks like a giant Hello Kitty caterpillar! 🙁 Squish it!
This is hilarious!
That is sooooo cute!
“How many times have I told you not to play with your food!”
i have all 3 sets!!
Totally. Useless.
I’m sorry but that is really cute!
I have all three sets, lol
useless but cute!!
OMG I sorry to say but I would buy them lol
“How many times have I told you not to play with your food!”[2]
LOL
got these 😛
Does anyone else wanna punch this guy?
This whole thing made me cringe.
that’s just messed up.
That’s gross.
Anthropomorphized (furry) Animals — Win
Hello Kitty — Win
Anthropomorphized Hello Kitty Sushi — FAIL!
I have a thing against anthropomorphized food; it creeps me out.
Am I truly the only person who is not surprised by this product? They’ve been carrying similar themed items, like this Tare Panda Sushi t-shirt at the local anime store here in Ann Arbor for quite a while. I actually think the KH sushi plush is somewhat amusing, but maybe that’s just because I recently adopted a gorgeous Birman named Sushi 😛
If your wife wonders where her Hello Kitty sushi went, say that you got hungry. It’s food, right?
I’m still keeping an eye out for these in Toys R Us in Cardiff…
i want this so bad i know a little girl that barely has anything and i would do anything to get her this.