Seriously, there is absolutely nothing that the Hello Kitty won’t try and stick her claws into. Apparently Japanese haiku poetry, through its long and illustrious history, was still missing something vitally important — the evil feline’s commercialization. She promptly resolved this oversight with a haiku poetry book titled Hello Kitty Through The Seasons:
You would think — being the normal, sane person that you are — that a single Hello Kitty haiku book would prove that there are just some things that Hello Kitty fanatics wouldn’t buy, but then you would be vastly underestimating the evil feline again. That’s because the first book was so successful that they came out with another Hello Kitty haiku book titled Hello Kitty Everywhere
With gems like the following inside, it’s amazing that the first book didn’t send the Hello Kitty fanatic masses to a sugary, diabetic death:
Storm of white sugar –
a wintery confection,
I sit happily
Of course, my wife loves it and is dutifully taking the steps necessary to add these two books to her collection. I, on the other hand, sit here thinking of how the above Hello Kitty haiku would go in real life:
Storm of white sugar –
Pepto Bismol pink frosting
Everyone vomits
These two books are making me seriously reconsider my thoughts on book burning…
Sent in by Alison (via haiku by two) who should have to include Hello Kitty in every one of the haiku she writes in the future as punishment for every thinking that bringing these to my wife’s attention could be a good thing.
Burn the books, burn the house, burn Sanrio. Hell just burn everything until the cleansing flames bring releif to us all.
Hee, hee! Just when I think I’ve seen everything…..
I like the little pink poodle!
Your POEM is pretty fun ny. lol
To quote a friend’s T-shirt:
Haiku isn’t hard
Sometimes it just makes no sense
Refrigerator
Hello Kitty at the beach
Wearing a bikini and sun-tanned
You can not unsee this
His fiery blast
Like a summer scoring wind
Cannot hurt Kitty
Hello Kitty Parisienne
A Beret and a Smock
The Eiffel Tower loses
Burn Hello Kitty
Clouds of Pepto Bismol smoke
Sanity returns
Clueless blogger man
Doesn’t know Hello Kitty
Posts are like vomit
Like a tornado
Comments post in raging hate
Why so much in vain.
Because name of blog
Hello Kitty Hell. Simple.
Get a clue people.
Kitty overlord
Logo plasters the whole world
Oh god, it burns us!
that’s a really good haiku you wrote!
hey i have those two books.
Hello Kitty haiko books
An inspiration to one and all
Even Darlene joins in
Since when does fur tan in the sun?
Winter moon on branch
White cat with eyes like holes
I gotta be crazy
Lightning and thunder
Kitty Haters in toment
Male fans do exist.
Fur does not tan in Sun
Hello Kitty is not a real cat
We joke in Japan verse.
I have this book! It’s been out for a WHILE!
I figured you’d already ranted about this…
@Catbunny:
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!