Year: 2009

Call For Artists

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This is a non Hello Kitty related post that I will leave up here for a few days concerning another project that I’m currently working on called the Penny Experiment. I’m hoping to donate a lot of food to food banks. If you would like to help in this project, it would be most appreciated.

The greatest need right now is to let people know that the project exists. If you feel that the project is worthwhile, I’d greatly appreciate it if you could pass it along to your friends and family. I have created a facebook page, a twitter account and rss feed which are all pretty lonely at the moment.

I’m also searching for 100 different artists that would be willing to donate a bit of their time and talent. If you know of anyone who is an artist, please let them know about this project. If you are an artist and think you may be willing to help out with this project, please contact me and I will give you detailed information.

Thank you for taking the time to consider helping me out with this project. It’s greatly appreciated.

Hello Kitty Mimobots

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One of the few things that I have been able to keep from being Hello Kittified is my own computer, although my wife has tried repeatedly to convince me that a Hello Kitty computer is something that I need. When convincing me to get a Hello Kitty computer failed, she decided to try and brand my computer with the evil feline by purchasing all kinds of Hello Kitty accessories for my computer. The Hello Kitty mimobots are her latest attempt:

Hello Kitty Mimobot

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Hello Kitty Holiday Photo Dump

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It’s that time of the week. You once again have the opportunity to spare yourself from the horror that the evil feline has to offer this week. Simply go outside and do something productive and fun. Your other choice is to click on the links below to all those photos that didn’t make the front page. If you choose the later, consider inviting some of your visiting relatives to share in the horror so they can better appreciate all they have to be thankful for — namely, not living in Hello Kitty Hell…

Hello Kitty Target
Hello Kitty Boyfriend (update)
Hello Kitty Kidney
Hello Kitty Bottle Bottled Water
Hello Kitty Airplane (video)
Hello Kitty Turkey
Hello Kitty Xmas Tree (update)
Hello Kitty Reflector

Hello Kitty Thanksgiving Turkey

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The Hello Kitty turkey was bad, but to take it to a literal level is something only a Hello Kitty fanatic would do — and of course, one did. This is why you never want to have Thanksgiving with anyone that loves the evil feline, and I can say that I am extremely thankful that I live in Japan where they don’t celebrate this holiday. Otherwise, I would probably also have to deal with something like the Hello Kitty Thanksgiving turkey:

Hello Kitty Thanksgiving turkey

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Hello Kitty Bottle Bottled Water

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It started off with Hello Kitty bottled water and most people figured that would be enough to satisfy the Hello Kitty fanatics. Not Sanrio. In the unfortunate and misguided belief that the evil feline can be sexy, Sanrio introduced another line of water bottled in Hello Kitty body shaped bottles. Though we all looked to the forces of reason to stop things there (and without even getting into the absurdity of Hello Kitty skin water), stopping there would disregard the total lack of common sense with which we have grown accustomed to when it comes to the combination of Hello Kitty and uselessness. This time it has taken form as Hello Kitty bottle bottled water:

Hello Kitty bottle bottled water

Hello Kitty bottled water kitty

Sent in by stephy

Wedding Dress

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Even worse than people asking me to be a Hello Kitty wedding planner is the thought that one day I will have to hear about the concrete plans for my own Hello Kitty wedding. I make every attempt not to write anything about Hello Kitty wedding related stuff because it inevitable leads to trouble. When my wife and I got married, her Hello Kitty fanaticism had yet to kick in, and not having a Hello Kitty wedding is something that she feels is missing from her life. Our Hello Kitty wedding would, of course, include a minimum of at least one Hello Kitty wedding dress (it’s common for the bride in Japan to change into three or four different dresses during the wedding ceremony):

Hello Kitty wedding gown

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Hello Kitty Airplane

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The nightmare for anyone who travels is to somehow find themselves stuck at a Hello Kitty airport getting ready to board a Hello Kitty airplane. For those who live in Hello Kitty Hell and have managed to avoid this fate, the people at Eva Air felt (for some unfathomable reason) that people would like to see in detail how they went about and destroyed one of the planes in their fleet:

Sent in by Karin