Hello Kitty Keltec Pistol

Note: Sanrio legal counsel has contacted me because they realize that their fans are not bright enough to know what is an official Sanrio product and what is not. They didn’t feel that this would be a problem until the fans started contacting them directly, and they soon realized how painful it was to actually have to converse with a fanatic, and not even they had the patience to actually do this. As a result, they sent out a notice to me begging for me to take down my posts about guns that had the evil feline on them just so they didn’t have to ever correspond with the fanatics again. When I explained that they brought it on themselves, they pleaded that I spare them the torture that they inflict on me on a daily basis and asked me to post the following, Since I actually have a conscience, here is what they have to say:

Sanrio® has informed us that Sanrio is not involved in the manufacture or sale of Hello Kitty guns or weapons, and does not allow Hello Kitty® to be used to market guns or weapons. The items shown in this post are either digitally fabricated images or were custom-decorated without Sanrio’s permission. Sanrio alleges that creating false digitized images of Hello Kitty guns or weapons, or custom-decorating a real gun or weapon with Hello Kitty art, infringes Sanrio’s copyrights and trademarks, and may violate criminal laws.

And onto the original post…

While one would assume that Hello Kitty had enough weaponry in her current collection, she feels the need to continue to add to it (further proof that she plans to start her own army) every chance she gets. The latest weapon to be added to her cache is the Hello Kitty Keltec plr-16 pistol:

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hello kitty keltec pistol before and after

It really is a sad day in Hello Kitty Hell when there are so many Hello Kitty guns out there that it no longer even shocks me that another one has been created…

Sent in by kwikrnu and top truck, both of who should have to use only this gun at the gun range as punishment for ever thinking that I needed to know about another one of these…

28 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Keltec Pistol”

  1. Ya kno, it’s really sad that there are Hello Kitty guns out there…At least it ain’t pink…But who in their right mind would have a Hello Kitty gun? Seriously…

    • All those little girls that have grown up having they’re mothers boyfriend rape them would buy such a gun! I didn’t find out about my own mother being raped at 14 years old until she was nearly 80 and near her death. I never got all the details on this and neither did my father. The shame of being raped was to strong for her to talk about it. Pink Lady pistols are very common for those who have suffered abuse from there “Daddies”!

  2. There are plenty of people who would like to have a Hello Kitty gun. As for “who in their right mind”…well, maybe no one…but I myself get a big kick out of the blending of the abominably cute (HK) with the abominably violent (weaponry).

  3. It looks like someone customized this one. It’s really a sad state of affairs when people merge violence with imagery based on good intentions. It’s just wrong and clearly inappropriate, regardless of how you feel about HK, or Mickey Mouse, or the like.

    • There are people who love to own guns, who are female and very girly…has nothing to do with violence….sounds like you are very closed minded!!! I myself own guns…love life, oh and love pink, hello kitty and everything girlie!!

      • Heh, I love guns for what they can do, i.e. defend me and mine. My wife had as many guns as I did when we met. I love girlie things like Girls myself. (Women are much better than girls though).

  4. This is a real Kel-Tec PLR-16. It is chambered for the 5.56 nato which is basically the same as the .223. It is fully functional ready to defend Kitty and her friends.

  5. I love hello kitty and piglet but the gun is pretty but people really should not do that because hello kitty is not violent if she was then you could do this but she is not.

  6. kitteh its the effing internet sentences dont exist on this relm and even if it did we dont have to use them if we dont want to so get over ur self and stop tryin to be a rude bitchy teacher

  7. This cannot be a Sanrio-approved product. Sanrio are very clear that Kitty-chan will not be associated with weapons (even a letter opener).
    Though there is the story of a manufacturer of erotic novelties who had there product knocked back pointing out that there was already such a product. An innocent-looking vibrating shoulder massager?

  8. Hello Kitty may not be violent but she will defend her kittens to the death if the need ever arises and what better to do it with than one of these beauties? It sure is better looking than the all black version and I would love to see the look on a perps face when I asked him if he would prefer to sit still in the corner until the police arrive or “dance”.

  9. hmm. who in there right mind would get this… i can think of a few people. dads who want to give there daughter a weapon that they would enjoy too. wives that want to go shooting with their husbands, and want to accessorize as well. lets see here…. collectors? people who want something other than black, grey, or camo on their weapons. if someone painted demons and blood on a weapon all the men here would love it and all the women here would dislike it. its kinda like the opposite of what this is. but people are entitled to their own opinions. I like it, color is cool, and i would shoot it off to show how bad ass i am for having a hello kitty weapon. hell yeah.

    • I would get this!!! I own several weapons! Most not, but yes I have a couple that are ‘girlie’…However, I love guns, pink, and most of all Hello Kitty!!! Come to my house and lets see if you think I just want to assessorize or go shoot with my husband!!

  10. It is extremely unfortunate that people buy and drink the “Kool-Aid” when it comes to firearms. A gun is an object that, yes, can be used in a violent manner. However, for the vast majority in America, firearms are used for very NON-violent purposes: skeet shooting; competition shooting; simple target shooting; etc.

    All of the above are activities in which, believe-it-or-not, NORMAL people – men AND women alike – participate as a stress-relieving activity. Many folks also feel that it’s their UNALIENABLE RIGHT to protect themselves from those who feel it to THEIR right to rape you, steal from you, burglarize your home, vandalize your property, KILL YOU for no reason, etc. But more than that, many folks KNOW it to be their UNALIENABLE RIGHT to protect themselves from a TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT. Only an idiot – a bonafide, absolute IDIOT – thinks that the people of this country should be disarmed. Those who do know nothing of history, know nothing about guns, etc. That said, the person who says that a gun, in and of itself, is a violent item, is one who has simply not done much thinking. To the realist, a gun is a symbol of FREEDOM that has been the very item that has allowed said person to come on here and B***H about Hello Kitty. It is because of the GUN that Hello Kitty even exists in the first place.

    I wonder if any of you who are so disheartened by the image of a gun with HK on it would feel the same about a Vehicle with an HK sticker on it, or painted/wrapped with the image? No prob, right? Well, remind your little mind that vehicles kill well over 200,000 people each year. What about the so-called “sexy” panties with the HK image, or an S&M mask (all seen, along with the firearm above on the internet)???? OMG, BUT A GUN??? Wow.

    Remember: any item can kill you. It has nothing to do with the item itself, but rather, it’s all about the intentions of the person in whose hands said item resides. I have many firearms. Not one of them has wandered out of my safe and into a GUN-FREE zone to kill or wound a bunch of people.

    If the folks at HK were smart, they’d form a firearms division. “Hi, Hello Kitty!! I’ll take ten o’ those!”

    • Had to revisit this after hearing about a death related to the theft of a Hello Kitty purse. The purse didn’t kill anyone, nor did Hello Kitty. But rather, a vehicle did the killing as a result of the thief making her getaway. Personally, I hope those of you commenting on the gun being a violent object have redirected your already-misdirected attention to the Hello Kitty BUTT PLUG I noticed earlier on this very site.

      PASADENA, Texas (AP) – Police say a shoplifter killed a mother and injured a teenage girl in a car accident as she fled a Wal-Mart from where she had stolen a Hello Kitty purse.

      Pasadena Police Department spokesman Vance Mitchell said that the shoplifter pushed a security guard to the ground around 1 a.m. Sunday and fled the parking lot in a pickup truck. She ran a red light and smashed into a car that was driving through the intersection.

      Mitchell says the mother driving the car was killed instantly. The teenage girl was airlifted to an area hospital.

      The shoplifter was arrested pending criminal charges.
      Mitchell would not identify either the shoplifter or the woman killed.

  11. I am a Hello Kitty lover and I’m 16. I also love hunting with my dad. But using his camo designed guns doesn’t appeal to me. So I would love to have a HK air soft rifle! I love to shoot, I love pink and I love Hello Kitty…so yeah I would love to have this gun and I don’t see HK as a violent kitty but an awesome assecory!!! >^,^<


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