While having nothing with the evil feline arrive in my email box would be ideal, it has become far too apparent that this isn’t going to ever happen. With this fact in mind, I guess I can consider it a good start to the week when someone accurately depicts what Hello Kitty is full of:
Of course, all the Hello Kitty fanatics are going to claim this is impossible because Hello Kitty doesn’t have a mouth, but we all know that this still doesn’t negate the accuracy of this image. Now if she would just pick up what she just deposited and use it as her bow — ah, what one wishes for when they live in Hello Kitty Hell…
Sent in by Greg (via Danny Lawless)
Update: Did you really think this would be the end of this? Now we have to decide which is correct, brown or pink:
Left on facebook by Tess and Ulrike (via bbc video @1:35)
And some Hello Kitty crap grafitti:
Sent in by Jason via dryasadingo
31 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Shitty”
“May your mouth forever symbolize the litter box of a thousand felines”. lol
i love hello kitty and play boy
Ewww! That’s just wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
LOL funny & sick at the same time. (Big Hk fan)
Even my husband thought this one was offside! *pout*
aw thats cuuute lol 😀 i love hello kitty
Thats just nasty and juvenile. I hate what moder society done to art.
May Mr. HKH be marooned on a deserted Island with a pallet of Hello kitty pasta, a can opener and a dull rusty knife.
Is it sad to say that her poop kinda look cute? xDD
Doesn’t she have a H.K. litter box?
Was this even neccessary? Honestly, some things are just done in bad taste! FAIL!
Hers is just cuter!
I’ m Lara i love kitty
Hello Kitty definitely has a mouth. She even had an official Sanrio Saturday morning cartoon in the early 80’s and spoke all her lines through a little animated mouth.
Hello Kitty’s poop looks, smells, and tastes like Tootsie Rolls.
Every time she poops a tiny little fairy rings a tiny little bell.
all i can say is ewwww!!
Funny but gross 😀 I love Kitty Chan <3
HAHAHA! HK droppin’ a deuce!
OK, I know the who poo thing in Japan is considered good luck, you can even buy little golden poo coil charms and pendents. However, why, oh dear gods WHY did anyone think *this* was necessary to have in the world.
whups, that should be “whole poo thing” not “who poo thing”,
It’s a caganer. Look it up.
THIS IS SICK AND @JackyMaille THAT IS GROSS! THIS IS CRURL ART! THIS IS WRONG WRONG WRONG!
lol hello kitty shitting xDD
yea everyone shits but to use it as a ‘form of art’ is stupid. Anyone who thinks shit is remotely cute is on some kind of illegal drug.
I’m pretty sure the idea behind this is to take something cute and popular and make it doing something very not cute and disgusting and possibly offensive, just to be…well…offensive.
thats nasty every1 knoes [only the big hello kitty fans like me n sum of my other friends] that ,that is way out of her league 2 b doin stuff like that n who ever thought that her pooping is funny has 2 b out their right mind of thinking that sumthing like that is funny
hello kitty is now gross to me, cute also and a litl bit funny.
haha oh man! why! 0.0
This is fake if ya saw the other pictures it says that Sanrio made those stupid things only fake people do that also if you are a hello kitty fan you’ll know that is fake .