Hello Kitty Coloring Pages

My wife decided to download a bunch of Hello Kitty coloring pages the other day (I’m still debating whether this is better or worse than her buying a Hello Kitty coloring book) and told me that I should practice so that I can color them with my nieces when they come to visit. This, of course, made for a very difficult dilemma. Should I color the Hello Kitty coloring pages like my wife expected me to, or should I color the Hello Kitty coloring pages the way that they actually should be colored?

hello kitty coloring pages

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Hello Kitty Bombs In Boxes

There is no doubt that Hello Kitty loves her guns, so there really is no surprise that the evil feline would also eventually find her face on bombs. While these are artwork, you know that this has inspired the employees at Sanrio, and that it’s only a matter of time before she shows her mug on the real thing…

Hello Kitty bomb

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Hello Kitty Hello Kitty

It pains me greatly to have to write the evil feline’s name each time I make a new post on this blog. The simple fact that I had to type Hello Kitty twice for the title of this post should be enough to warn you that what you are about to see isn’t going to be pretty — Hello Kitty made out of Hello Kitty goods:

Hello Kitty Hello Kitty

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Hello Kitty men

I’m off for two weeks of vacation which for most people would mean a nice relaxing time, but for me it means having to figure out ways to avoid Hello Kitty in places I’ve never been before. If life has dealt you the unfortunate hand of living with a Hello Kitty fanatic, you already know they have a radar like sense of homing in on anything related to the evil feline.

Anyway, while I’m gone, I thought I’d throw up some of the 500+ photos sent to me that are just as bad as anything I’ve listed on here, but which haven’t gone up yet simply because I don’t have enough time to write about all the Hello Kitty crap that is out there. You can imagine what I would write about it (or you can write it for me in the comments) until I get back. Why don’t we start off with Hello Kitty men:

Hello Kitty men

Seriously, you though that Hello Kitty would limit herself to Hello Kittifying women?

Sent in by far too many people that definitely have way too much time on their hands that they would ever come across something like this…

Hello Kitty Comic Strip

Yep, this sums Hello Kitty up pretty damn well…




I know that they have Hello Kitty ash trays and Hello Kitty Zippo lighters, so Hello Kitty cigarettes really aren’t that much of a stretch – Sanrio probably already has them in the production pipeline and they will undoubtedly come with substances that produce further Hello Kitty addictive behavior. One more thing to dread that will only increase my Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Jon, who deserves a beer from me if we ever meet for showing Hello Kitty for who she is so well…