Hello Kitty Cocaine Straw

The Hello Kitty cocaine straw is something that, when you really think about it, should come as somewhat of a shock. The fact that upon seeing this you probably even failed to raise an eyebrow goes to show how well Hello Kitty has fully integrated herself into the illegal drug market. I mean, there is Hello Kitty cocaine, Hello Kitty bongs (including a Hello Kitty designer bong) and Hello Kitty on LSD, so the Hello Kitty cocaine straw fits in quite well with the loving, positive role model Hello Kitty wants to be:

hello kitty coke pipe

You just know that the Hello Kitty heroin needle is already in development at the Sanrio HQ offices…

Sent in by Socorro (via dead moon dreams)

25 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Cocaine Straw”

  1. Yeah, it’s not real whatsoever. The heart thing is actually a plastic ring from a HK birthday cake that you buy in a grocery store deli. I know this because I had one a few years ago and turned the rings into keychains :>

  2. Clearly, someone who has a sick sense of humor and bad taste took a regular HK b’day party straw, embellished it w/some stick on rhinestones, and cut it down to size for use at their own “special kind of party”. It could just be a joke, but still, was that even necessary?

  3. I doubt this was produced by Sanrio, or even real at all.
    Its still funny though, and you can not deny that she makes everything look cute!

  4. You guys, this ISNT real. It is a project this girl is doing with turning things that are cute (hello kitty), into something more serious = the contrast of it all.
    I think some of you guys are taking this too seriously.

  5. You guys dont even know why she maked this one, do you?
    And havent you read her description ?
    “and your not allowed to take or steal this for ANYTHING without permission”

    And i think this is art. If you have taken your time to read on her dA: “I wanted to do a project on drugs.
    Being cute.
    Because drugs aren’t cute.” -.-‘


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