With her never-ending fascination with all things oral (even though she doesn’t have a mouth), it really shouldn’t be much of a surprise that fanatics would think that drawing the evil feline on their lips would be a good idea. Of course, that means the rest of us who possess even a tiny bit of sanity end up having to try to erase from our minds the image of Hello kitty lips:

hello kitty lips

One look at this and you realize that those who advocate abstinence sex education have been going about it all in the wrong way. Go ahead and teach as much such education as possible in schools, but simply require that all girls have to walk around with Hello Kitty on their lips and it’s guaranteed that they’ll never get as much as a kiss, let alone anything else. In fact, I can’t think of a better male repellent and warning that dealing with such a person guarantees a life in Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Stacey

4 thoughts on “Lips”

  1. Ummm yeah…. I GUESS this could work if one was looking to cover up a cold sore or something. Then again maybe not :/

  2. Why is is that the first guy to comment is the first one to note that the medel’s lower lip is glossed, and het upper one isn’t?


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