Airsoft Gun

Note: Sanrio legal counsel has contacted me because they realize that their fans are not bright enough to know what is an official Sanrio product and what is not. They didn’t feel that this would be a problem until the fans started contacting them directly, and they soon realized how painful it was to actually have to converse with a fanatic, and not even they had the patience to actually do this. As a result, they sent out a notice to me begging for me to take down my posts about guns that had the evil feline on them just so they didn’t have to ever correspond with the fanatics again. When I explained that they brought it on themselves, they pleaded that I spare them the torture that they inflict on me on a daily basis and asked me to post the following, Since I actually have a conscience, here is what they have to say:

Sanrio® has informed us that Sanrio is not involved in the manufacture or sale of Hello Kitty guns or weapons, and does not allow Hello Kitty® to be used to market guns or weapons. The items shown in this post are either digitally fabricated images or were custom-decorated without Sanrio’s permission. Sanrio alleges that creating false digitized images of Hello Kitty guns or weapons, or custom-decorating a real gun or weapon with Hello Kitty art, infringes Sanrio’s copyrights and trademarks, and may violate criminal laws.

And onto the original post…

If there is one thing that we’ve all grown to know, it’s that the evil feline loves her guns and other various weaponry. And it really does make sense. It’s much easier to spread “love and friendship” when you have the barrel of a gun pointing at people’s heads to make sure that they agree with that message you want to spread. You can now add the Hello Kitty Airsoft gun to her arsenal:

airsoft pink gun

Hello Kitty pink gun

Of course, nothing could never go wrong here. I mean, if you ever wanted to trust someone with a gun, that someone should most definitely be so delusional that they think a cat-with-no-mouth is the greatest thing since sliced bread (Bearing in mind that bread must have her upon it), and that everyone should feel the same way. I can’t imagine anything safer than that…

Sent in by flyonthewall

4 thoughts on “Airsoft Gun”

    • Wow, that’s foul. The quiet Christians of the world who work toward people’s rights, free sex slaves, feed and care for the homeless . . . yeah, they deserve that. How sick.


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