Hello Kitty Halloween Costume

Halloween is not celebrated in Japan, but now my wife wants to dress up in a costume because of this photo sent in:

Hello Kitty Halloween costume

While my instincts are to go into yet another rant, maybe it will suffice to say that this is by far the scariest costume that anyone could come up with for Halloween. I have no doubt that little children screamed in terror as she walked down the street (because that is undoubtedly what I would have been doing if I had encountered it live). Maybe Hello Kitty and Halloween fit together a lot more than I have been been giving credit in the past. Either way, I have the distinct feeling that Halloween at Hello Kitty Hell is going to be downright scary now…

Sent in by Penny who should have to wear that thing year round for even thinking that sending me the photo and putting the idea into my wife’s head that a Hello Kitty Halloween costume would be a good idea…

30 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Halloween Costume”

  1. Aaaa! It looks like Hello Kitty is eating the severed head of a cute woman. The other severed head in the photo adds to the effect. Hello Guro!

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  2. LoL this is terrifying! That’s like offensive! Is she dressing as Kitty-chan or just wearing a big plushie Kitty hat w/ a horrible outfit? o.O

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  3. Why don’t you do what you say you’re going to do and we’d all be a lot happier. First you say that you aren’t going to rant and then you proceed to rant. It’s no wonder that this blog is getting tiring when you can’t even make up your own mind. The only scary thing about this blog is you.

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  4. Since your Hello Kitty Hell has a profit connection to it, I’d be interested in your position on referring the demented to your wife’s business. Do you give that info out to take money away from the fanatics, or do you withhold it to prevent more HK stuff getting out in the world?

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  5. darlene wrote:
    > The only scary thing about this blog is you.

    Well, I think her persistence is the most scariest part of this blog, IMHO.
    Nobody can stop her now.
    Her replies reminds me the “Cat Lady” from the Simpsons somehow.

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  6. I’m oh-so-tempted to show Darlene what a rant really looks like. A hint, my dear little muffinbutt: a rant is at least three paragraphs long, includes words in all-caps, multiple exclamation points, and abusive language. One paragraph with no excessive punctuation or screaming barely counts as a gripe.

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  7. To Darlene:
    WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?????
    YOU KEEP COMING TO THIS BLOG AND POSTING STUPID AND USELESS COMMENTS!!!
    A PERSON IS ALLOWED TO HAVE AN OPINION YOU KNOW!
    JUST BECAUSE HE HATES HELLO KITTY DOESN”T MEAN HE”S DUMB!!!!!
    I MEAN, I LIKE HELLO KITTY, BUT THAT DOESN”T MEAN I GO AROUND BASHING PEOPLE WHO HATE HER!!!!!!
    EVERY TIME I READ THIS BLOG, I GET A GOOD LAUGH OUT OF IT, BUT WHEN I READ YOUR IDIOTIC COMMENTS, IT WIPES THE SMILE RIGHT OFF MY FACE. YOU SICKEN ME!!!!!! IF YOU HATE IT SO MUCH, JUST LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    And that, my dear Darlene, was a rant.

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  8. Well,,, the point of these comment things is that they allow anyone, even me, to make comments.
    So as much as I fear for the sanity of the human race,,, or maybe cat race ,, or something. Hang in there Darlene.
    It wouldn’t be any Hello Kitty hell without you guy’s, keep it up, can’t wait to see what’s next on the omfbbq-they-made-an-hello-kitty-what? scale.

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  9. That really truly is a scary costume. The only thing that would make it better would be to add copius amounts of blood and a knife through the chest.

    Yessssss….

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  10. Uh, I should like Mr HKH have the last word – but ‘fixed’.

    So ‘The [most] scary thing about this blog is’ gone? Well, she was extremely rude in a rather ridiculous manner on your blog dear sir!

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  11. I actually think this costume is kinda cute. Her head is a little large though (HK that is). And her crocs are really cute. Keep up the blog. I look forward to reading it everyday. Even though you hate such a wonderful little character.

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  12. lol – fixed was referring to the 404 comment above – the photo wasn’t showing when clicked on and was giving a 404 page – I fixed that. As for the other, I’m not sure something like that can ever be fixed 😉

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  13. Ooooh I want it!!!!!!!

    But I already have that basket

    My grandparents sent it to my sister for Easter.

    My 2 year old sister used it for trick or treating

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  14. Heeeeeello! That is the finest Halloween costume I have seen this season, quite possibly ever. Glorious. The care for each detail is magnificent. Bravo!

    I think she should wear the outfit every Tuesday. She could start a kitty trend. Think of the smiles and pure joy she will bring to the world. A barrage of pink goodness. It is one small step towards world peace. “All we are saying… is give HK a chance.”

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  15. i love hello kitty she is soooo cute i will be dressing as her next halloween!! without a doubt i hope i dont get stuck in a door lol

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