Hello Kitty Pizza Minis

There was one point that the only thing I hadn’t seen was Hello Kitty pizza and Hello Kitty beer (which, of course, I have since seen). One would assume that this would pretty much indicate that the world was coming to an end and there would be no need to go any further, but that would be greatly underestimating the evil feline and her desire to not only co-opt everything possible, but also every variation of everything. Thus someone inexplicably thought it would be a good idea to create Hello Kitty mini pizzas:

hello kitty pizza minis

Of course, my wife squealed with unabashed joy upon seeing these (that high pitch “omg, these are sooooo cute!” note that only Hello Kitty fanatics seem to be able to hit) and immediately went about trying to figure out how she could create these herself. Even worse, she started explaining how cute and wonderful it would be to pull out a Hello Kitty mini pizza when having a picnic lunch. I am already dreading when that day comes and simply hope that there is a Hello Kitty sharpshooting assassin that takes pity on my and quickly puts me out of my misery. One more deep seeded dark fear to deal with while living in Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Christine (via LoveBones — used with permission) who should be forced to have to eat these everyday for the rest of her life as punishment for ever giving my wife the idea of trying to create these…

21 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Pizza Minis”

  1. These are not quite the abomination that many other HK items are, as the mini-pizzas are created in order to be destroyed almost immediately! They look reasonably delicious, only what is the dark ingredient used for the eyes and whiskers? Black olives? I like them. Many don’t.

  2. I can see how to make them, but I’ll never tell!! 😉 “Mini pizzas” are an abomination in any event, never mind the HKness!

  3. OMG!!!!!! These HK mini pizzas are sooooooo cute! Not only would I enjoy making them, but they’d be fun to eat too! I can’t wait to start making them. Any mom who has daughters who love HK should make these.

  4. These are adorable. And, as someone else said, Mr. Hello Kitty Hell man or any other hostile-to-hello-kitty type could chomp her head grotesquely, gooshing the cheese and pepperoni bow out between the teeth for effect!

  5. You know, I kinda think that the pizza makes her look like a horrible burn victam. The sause and the cheese certainly don’t help. But that should at least make you smile right? the thought of her burning?

  6. awww how cute! & i bet they are delicious! how can u hate hello kitty pizza? sure i guess if u dont like hello kitty, but either way its pizza so u know its sure 2 taste good! 🙂


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